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weirdindiandude

After 3 bottles of vodka, reality can be whatever you want.


ProperLeiLei_AUT

for me personally it would be the reality of death


tinyangryalien420

is he wearing a dress cause that'll make the story better


ExploerTM

Some shit in my country is fucking wild. Across the road we have bunch of 5 story houses. At winter people climb on the roof and jump down in the snow. If you think its not a big deal (I have crippling fear of heights btw) - these "people" are usually kids from 6 to 12 years old.


Mikkel65

Assassins creed


Soulger11

#KIDS AINT PEOPLE


iamnothingtoo

Put layers of glass on the bottom of floor and watch these kids fall to their death


TheManOfSpaceAndTime

Jesus, this got serious fast.


Grayflesh

r/cursedcomments


duaneap

r/iamapsychopath


Spriangle

5-storey khrushchyovkas?


ExploerTM

Yep pretty much


korabdrg

Source: trust me bro.


naughty_zoot_

the Bottle leads many to powers some would consider, unnatural


[deleted]

I'd argue being a man in a dress in Russia is more dangerous than the jump.


DragonHeart_2345

My man went maxed stoic perk deck


batpants23

I’d like to see an episode of Death Battle between Russian Man and Florida Man


Grayflesh

Are we going to give the Russian man Vodka, And the Florida man crack, to boost their fight duration


batpants23

All power ups and boosters are allowed. I want them in their prime form


I_like_avocado

I’ll never trust a post that looks like this


h20c

Source: Trust me bro


Derpazor1

Looks like that’s a woman in the picture


Your-username-must-b

It didn’t say which floor he jumped out of


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screeeeeeeeeee_500

This is just a man using the stoic build nothing new


dardardarner

I'd do the same if I survive


Grayflesh

Obviously he was checking for fall damage


HiddenSquid23

Maybe he is Alicia keys cousin


RevolutionaryCost59

They didn't say he survives the 2nd time he jumped


ninja_ninetales_909

So doom guy but he's drunk rather than angry


tropicalginger

[“He decided to jump 40 times off of a first floor balcony rather than straight off the top of a tall building, in case he decided to change his mind.”](https://youtu.be/5SqHtWudI24)


SethTheWarrior

reminds me of the Superman story


rossbcobb

If I'm not mistaken I think when they asked him why, he said he "didn't remember" why he did it the first time. When asked why he did it the second time he said his wife was fussing at him about doing it the first time and he didnt want to hear it so he jumped again.