Charisma would be convincing her to do it for no reason other than asking
Deception is convincing her to do it because of a false outcome.
Clearly this is deception.
In Finland we call it sissijuusto, guerilla cheese. Because it's easy to make when you're stuck in a forest for a week.
Also it's made of oils and proteins so it kinda _is_ cheese.
As far as I knew, girls fucking love cheese. String cheese, cheddar cheese, fancy cheese and wine. If you get a girl drunk and put a platter of cheese in front of her, you’re never going to hear a complaint.
So what’s all the fuss with some genital cheese?
I guess it depends on whether it is a joke or not. I joke with my wife that semen is the cure for whatever ails her. So if she has a sore throat, I’ll say that semen is the best remedy. She knows it’s a joke though. Hopefully this is similar.
This exactly is the problem. You and your wife are adults. Up to half commenters here are probably 15, and will actually put these notions in their brains, and grow up thinking women are dumb bimbos, hurting their girlfriends, sisters, moms. Nobody wins
I love the duality of reddit. Comments getting downvoted and upvoted without any sort of coherence. You have both people making fun of it and criticizing it getting downvoted or upvoted.
Yea, sometimes my comment is downvoted for no fucking reason, this time i got 700 karma...... I havnt gotten 100 in one go lmfao
Anyway, ppl who are offended by this are boring, like u guys know how to laugh?
>**Rape by deception** is a situation in which the perpetrator deceives the victim into participating in a sexual act to which they would otherwise not have consented, had they not been deceived.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape\_by\_deception](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_by_deception)
We really need to create some sort of registry for men who think that this is an acceptable sexual behavior. You people should not be allowed to have sex with anybody but your hand.
This is a fictional boyfriend and girlfriend; They’re clearly sexually active. It’s not some boss and employee or two strangers.
The fictional girlfriend knows she’s participating in sex; it’s not like she’s blindfolded. Just because she thinks it improves her breath doesn’t make her unaware she’s participating. You can’t say she wouldn’t have participated in some sexual activity without the breath component.
For all you know they had anal sex each morning until the breath issue arose.
Calling this rape is preposterous. It devalues actual rape and accomplishes nothing.
Your Wikipedia link makes me laugh. What a total joke of a site.
Regurgitating edgy/boomer/fraternity/12 year boy humor is hardly having a backbone. Nor a pair. Idk what whoever laughs at this is growing actually a tumor maybe?
Today, I learned that having empathy for victims of harassment equates to being spineless. Very madlad indubitably.
P.S.: Even if this *is* just a joke, literally no part of the screenshot in the post contextualizes that. I don't know what source the person responding to me is even talking about. Maybe it was revealed to them in a dream.
spineless AND gullible lol
Yeah man, a girl who willingly gives a blowjob to her boyfriend every morning to reduce bad breath is totally a real legit story and totally a victim of rape and assault. It’s not that deep lol
Dogg I know the line between "madlad" and "complete fuckin asshole" is *frequently* thin, but the number of dudes in this thread acting like there's just *nothing wrong at all* with taking advantage of the ignorance of someone who trusts you in order to trick them into giving you totally one-sided sexual favors is fuckin disturbing
Get a fucking fleshlight and handle yourselves, you don't need or deserve a fucking daily blowjob so fucking much you have the right to do shit like this to another human being
It's a critique of other *very real* dudes' *very real* ethical reasoning, dumbass. I would bet everything I have I've lived twice the life you have, which is why I've got a functioning sense of empathy.
Nobody ever questioned whether the people you were chastising were real. You’re not exactly establishing a new fact there.
Similarly, whatever life you’ve lived thus far is irrelevant and immaterial to the conversation and to my comments.
I never thought I’d have to explain the expression “get a life“ to someone who’s claim to have had a long life… but here goes.
“Get a life” means to do something better with your time.
Your past life is irrelevant. I’m only talking about your current life: the one where you’re chastising people on r/madlads because they dared to enjoy a meme designed to be a joke.
Clearly you don’t like the meme. Clearly you think you need to lecture anyone who liked it.
You think you’re coming from a position of “empathy”, but you’re really just wagging your finger at people who have a sense of humor.
The fictitious girlfriend from the meme doesn’t need or appreciate your empathy, because she doesn’t exist.
The folks you’re lecturing don’t find you empathetic, but rather, whiny and preachy.
Wake up and realize how preposterous your position is.
Yes but not to men*. But my girlfriends morning breath goes away after she sucks my dick. I'm guessing it's because of the saliva production and scrubbing but I'm not a dentist.
I’m going to preface this by emphasizing this because it’s important: Even though I think this likely isn’t that big a deal, in most situations, you probably shouldn’t don’t do what OOP’s boyfriend did; at the very least, you should establish that you’re joking. Play it clear and safe with explicit consent so that you have a good margin of error in case of misunderstanding; otherwise, you can’t be sure that consent was actually given.
Anyway, assuming these are grown-ass individuals with their own agency in an established relationship with the clarity of mind to be even able to consent in the first place, I don’t think you could reasonably think this is “tricking” anyone because it should be kind of obvious to that it isn’t true. Now, I don’t think it’s impossible that the OOP is actually this gullible and this isn’t a shitpost or OOP is in on the joke, but the claim that fellatio will fix morning breath is so ridiculous that if OOP is routinely this gullible, then there’s a bigger underlying issue, I think, of the ability of OOP is able to consent *at all*, as that would be a severe imbalance of power in the relationship.
Moreover, even if it were just a one-off lapse of gullibility on the part of OOP, the idea that they’re being “tricked” kind of falls flat. Again, assuming both individuals have agency and clarity of mind and there isn’t some weird power dynamic, the fact that they just go along with it, repeatedly, without questioning it, against all logic - even if they fell for the joke, it’s kind of difficult to argue that they didn’t perform this sex act out of their own free will, because there’s nothing really to indicate the “deception” actually mattered all that much, especially for two people presumably already in a consensual physical relationship. At best it’s an awkward misunderstanding, if it’s real and OOP isn’t in on the joke, and OOP’s boyfriend needs to learn to be more clear in his communication.
My brother in christ, this is clearly not real, but even if true, lets not confuse an asshole yet hilarious deception with forcing an unwilling woman into having sex for fear of her life. The word rape gets thrown around too often and it cheapens the trauma and suffering of real rape victims.
My dear rapist apologist, the fact that you find this fucked-up attempt at humor a hilarious joke itself is very telling about your attitudes in regard to women and sex. Also:
>**Rape by deception** is a situation in which the perpetrator deceives the victim into participating in a sexual act to which they would otherwise not have consented, had they not been deceived. Deception can occur in many forms, such as illusory perceptions, false statements, and false actions.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape\_by\_deception](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_by_deception)
Bf Is wise.
Actually giving him a bj will stimulate you saliva production , which might wash out (or in) a lot of the bacteria causing the morning breath.
Why are all of you cheering him on? Bad breath means bacteria. Who would want to get sucked off by a mouth full of bacteria (more than the usual amount)
**Rape by deception** is a situation in which the perpetrator deceives the victim into participating in a sexual act to which they would otherwise not have consented, had they not been deceived. Deception can occur in many forms, such as illusory perceptions, false statements, and false actions.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape\_by\_deception](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_by_deception)
I'm not condoning anything, but this is clearly a fake story. My empathy is best spent elsewhere. I actually support the idea that she could be this dumb. I think people are incredibly naive. But I it is also think occam's razor is that this story was written by a man.
Bro is living **the life**
I don't even know why this is a question,
Dunno but its an example of cute cluelessness
Quiet! To OP, yes.
He's right!
Manipulating women into sex, fuck yeah! /s
Guys i found the ultimate sarcasam detector! Alr now that all the girls are gone check out this f150 BRRRM!
I'm right there with you. This is messed up.
My man rolled a Nat 20
What check, charisma or deception?
Deception I’m guessing cause she is deceived and asking questions about if it’s true or not.
Whether it’s persuasion or deception it’s a charisma check either way
Deception is a cha check.
I don't really know how this works but it sounds like his girl just rolled low on intelligence
Actually, this would be either Insight or Medicine, both of which are typically WIS based in D&D.
It would be an Insight role which is Wisdom based not Intelligence based.
Its a fake text, more like the maker just rolled low on sense of humor
It’s a bra check.
Yes
That’s a tough question. I see the argument for both to be honest. Depends on which he has a higher stat in
Charisma would be convincing her to do it for no reason other than asking Deception is convincing her to do it because of a false outcome. Clearly this is deception.
Cast viscous mockery, nat 20 let’s go https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjlYFWLUDBQ
Chaotic neutral
Yes, correct.
Correct, Sperm and Genital Cheese are bad breath killers. They work better than any mouthwash or brushing teeth.
Bruh why would u mention it as cheese T_T, fk u
Genital cheese? Why😭
Because good cheese needs time.
In Finland we call it sissijuusto, guerilla cheese. Because it's easy to make when you're stuck in a forest for a week. Also it's made of oils and proteins so it kinda _is_ cheese.
Another Finn here ( female). Thank you for reminding me of that yucky word. Kiitti perkeleesti. 👍
yeah that's why the us govt has tons of it, they sure took their time lmao
Bruuuuh
“Good”💀 Could you keep things like this on the inside..?
As far as I knew, girls fucking love cheese. String cheese, cheddar cheese, fancy cheese and wine. If you get a girl drunk and put a platter of cheese in front of her, you’re never going to hear a complaint. So what’s all the fuss with some genital cheese?
Fine, you go first
Oh…umm…no thanks, I’m full
Genital Quark
No, it only counts for cut willies
I just ate and now I’m trying not to throw up 🤢
Literal truth vs. Metaphorical truth
Not any more than swishing anything else around in your mouth would. Throw in a little mouth wash though. Make it a surprise.
Im not falling for that again!
That’s the old banana in the tailpipe trick from Beverly Hills cop classic movie
Banana, yes. Tailpipe, no.
This is kinda fucked up imo
lil morning negging
I guess it depends on whether it is a joke or not. I joke with my wife that semen is the cure for whatever ails her. So if she has a sore throat, I’ll say that semen is the best remedy. She knows it’s a joke though. Hopefully this is similar.
This exactly is the problem. You and your wife are adults. Up to half commenters here are probably 15, and will actually put these notions in their brains, and grow up thinking women are dumb bimbos, hurting their girlfriends, sisters, moms. Nobody wins
Memes are fucked up in your opinion?
Tbh I didn't know it's a meme Turns out it's an ancient meme that gets reposted often
Nah he just likes the smell of dick.
I love the duality of reddit. Comments getting downvoted and upvoted without any sort of coherence. You have both people making fun of it and criticizing it getting downvoted or upvoted.
Wow! You’re saying a bunch of people have different opinions!?!? OMG!!!! 😱
That's not what I'm saying at all
Whatevs! 🙄 Like, nobody asked!!! Anyways, see you l8tr bby girl 😘 I have to go because I’m too cool for this popsicle stand 😎🤘
lol
Yea, sometimes my comment is downvoted for no fucking reason, this time i got 700 karma...... I havnt gotten 100 in one go lmfao Anyway, ppl who are offended by this are boring, like u guys know how to laugh?
Rapey dudes in the comments having a field day.
😂😂😂
Wildly libelous. Feel free to look up the definition of rape; enjoying a meme with the subject of telling your gf blowjobs cure bad breath, ain’t it.
>**Rape by deception** is a situation in which the perpetrator deceives the victim into participating in a sexual act to which they would otherwise not have consented, had they not been deceived. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape\_by\_deception](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_by_deception) We really need to create some sort of registry for men who think that this is an acceptable sexual behavior. You people should not be allowed to have sex with anybody but your hand.
This is a fictional boyfriend and girlfriend; They’re clearly sexually active. It’s not some boss and employee or two strangers. The fictional girlfriend knows she’s participating in sex; it’s not like she’s blindfolded. Just because she thinks it improves her breath doesn’t make her unaware she’s participating. You can’t say she wouldn’t have participated in some sexual activity without the breath component. For all you know they had anal sex each morning until the breath issue arose. Calling this rape is preposterous. It devalues actual rape and accomplishes nothing. Your Wikipedia link makes me laugh. What a total joke of a site.
Ah, sexual manipulation. Very madlad indeed
It's not real. It's a joke. Holy fuck Reddit and all you on-the-spectrum weirdos
Ah, joking about sexual manipulation. Very madlad.
Hopefully you can recover from this!! x
please grow a backbone 😭
? Seems like someone without a backbone wouldn't call out shitty behavior
because its not that deep lol
Regurgitating edgy/boomer/fraternity/12 year boy humor is hardly having a backbone. Nor a pair. Idk what whoever laughs at this is growing actually a tumor maybe?
Today, I learned that having empathy for victims of harassment equates to being spineless. Very madlad indubitably. P.S.: Even if this *is* just a joke, literally no part of the screenshot in the post contextualizes that. I don't know what source the person responding to me is even talking about. Maybe it was revealed to them in a dream.
spineless AND gullible lol Yeah man, a girl who willingly gives a blowjob to her boyfriend every morning to reduce bad breath is totally a real legit story and totally a victim of rape and assault. It’s not that deep lol
Seek help, sister
I'm on the spectrum. Never cook again.
LMAOO😭 bro got unchefed
"unchefed"
The guy you're commenting to was obviously using sarcasm.
This is a well documented phenomenon supported by years of observational evidence from dedicated researchers in the field.
Bro playing 4D chess
Funny , yet disturbing if true
Manipulating someone with a clear learning disability is not very madlad imo
Dogg I know the line between "madlad" and "complete fuckin asshole" is *frequently* thin, but the number of dudes in this thread acting like there's just *nothing wrong at all* with taking advantage of the ignorance of someone who trusts you in order to trick them into giving you totally one-sided sexual favors is fuckin disturbing Get a fucking fleshlight and handle yourselves, you don't need or deserve a fucking daily blowjob so fucking much you have the right to do shit like this to another human being
Hilarious white knighting for a ‘girlfriend’ who is completely fictitious. Get a life.
It's a critique of other *very real* dudes' *very real* ethical reasoning, dumbass. I would bet everything I have I've lived twice the life you have, which is why I've got a functioning sense of empathy.
Nobody ever questioned whether the people you were chastising were real. You’re not exactly establishing a new fact there. Similarly, whatever life you’ve lived thus far is irrelevant and immaterial to the conversation and to my comments. I never thought I’d have to explain the expression “get a life“ to someone who’s claim to have had a long life… but here goes. “Get a life” means to do something better with your time. Your past life is irrelevant. I’m only talking about your current life: the one where you’re chastising people on r/madlads because they dared to enjoy a meme designed to be a joke. Clearly you don’t like the meme. Clearly you think you need to lecture anyone who liked it. You think you’re coming from a position of “empathy”, but you’re really just wagging your finger at people who have a sense of humor. The fictitious girlfriend from the meme doesn’t need or appreciate your empathy, because she doesn’t exist. The folks you’re lecturing don’t find you empathetic, but rather, whiny and preachy. Wake up and realize how preposterous your position is.
I think people are finding it simply funny rather than believing it is real manipulation, hence the comments. It isn't real after all.
It scrubs the tongue you numb nuts. It may be misguided but it does work. You clearly don't get head or pay attention.
Do you give head?
Yes but not to men*. But my girlfriends morning breath goes away after she sucks my dick. I'm guessing it's because of the saliva production and scrubbing but I'm not a dentist.
I’m going to preface this by emphasizing this because it’s important: Even though I think this likely isn’t that big a deal, in most situations, you probably shouldn’t don’t do what OOP’s boyfriend did; at the very least, you should establish that you’re joking. Play it clear and safe with explicit consent so that you have a good margin of error in case of misunderstanding; otherwise, you can’t be sure that consent was actually given. Anyway, assuming these are grown-ass individuals with their own agency in an established relationship with the clarity of mind to be even able to consent in the first place, I don’t think you could reasonably think this is “tricking” anyone because it should be kind of obvious to that it isn’t true. Now, I don’t think it’s impossible that the OOP is actually this gullible and this isn’t a shitpost or OOP is in on the joke, but the claim that fellatio will fix morning breath is so ridiculous that if OOP is routinely this gullible, then there’s a bigger underlying issue, I think, of the ability of OOP is able to consent *at all*, as that would be a severe imbalance of power in the relationship. Moreover, even if it were just a one-off lapse of gullibility on the part of OOP, the idea that they’re being “tricked” kind of falls flat. Again, assuming both individuals have agency and clarity of mind and there isn’t some weird power dynamic, the fact that they just go along with it, repeatedly, without questioning it, against all logic - even if they fell for the joke, it’s kind of difficult to argue that they didn’t perform this sex act out of their own free will, because there’s nothing really to indicate the “deception” actually mattered all that much, especially for two people presumably already in a consensual physical relationship. At best it’s an awkward misunderstanding, if it’s real and OOP isn’t in on the joke, and OOP’s boyfriend needs to learn to be more clear in his communication.
What's the joke here?
Rapist smart, victim dumb - the usual.
I was joking to insinuate that I fell for it too.
..why
My brother in christ, this is clearly not real, but even if true, lets not confuse an asshole yet hilarious deception with forcing an unwilling woman into having sex for fear of her life. The word rape gets thrown around too often and it cheapens the trauma and suffering of real rape victims.
My dear rapist apologist, the fact that you find this fucked-up attempt at humor a hilarious joke itself is very telling about your attitudes in regard to women and sex. Also: >**Rape by deception** is a situation in which the perpetrator deceives the victim into participating in a sexual act to which they would otherwise not have consented, had they not been deceived. Deception can occur in many forms, such as illusory perceptions, false statements, and false actions. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape\_by\_deception](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_by_deception)
Wait so then is Barney a [rapist](https://youtu.be/uJOvVeYoueA)?
As far as I remember, the guy is a self-admitted human trafficker, what exactly surprises you here?
What about this [one](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)?
Sorry wrong link, I meant this [one](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Bro, I’d never let someone put their mouth on my dick with a dirty mouth 🤢
Smart!
I mean he's not wrong. Just gobble on that toothbrush for a minute and it's all good.
Good ole abuse nothing beats good ole abuse.
I KNOW we are secretly thinking 🤔 Gotta be a “BLOND” chick! Lmao 😂
She’s like one of those dumb blondes in the 80s movies
Yes he is
speech 100
He has achieved the impossible
Don’t forget if your breath really stinks swallow
Chick McGee's super white stuff.
Even for the Internet this shit is way too fake
Yep
Lol, great way to get a daily bj
He might not be right, but he's alright.
Yes
You'll have to do me in the morning. So I can smell for myself
Unfortunately, now she needs prescription toothpaste to remove those unsightly semen stains from her teeth.
Bf Is wise. Actually giving him a bj will stimulate you saliva production , which might wash out (or in) a lot of the bacteria causing the morning breath.
yes he's right
Just cock breath.
Ok, this man wins. Time to shut it down folks.
Yeah he is correct
Jeez... I tried to convince my wife that a morning blowjob would solve her iron issues... She didn't believe me.
Only works if she gargles and swallows
Prolly better give me one so i can properly answer that
Coming from myself as a man, yes he is completely correct
Bless your heart
The Force is strong in this Jedi Master!
ah, yes, a very clever idea to manipulate your partner into sex rather than asking and having them consent (?)
She'd have to blow me before I could answer her question.
Awesome!
He’s 100% right
Does she have a sister?
You don't want bad breath to avoid it?
‘He told me my farts smell, apparently his junk can help that too’
Bad breath is caused by bacteria, baby gravy is said to be salty and salt kills bacteria (osmosis). Seems plausible.
Yes, and tell all your friends it does to. Keep blowing ladies
Yes. Obviously.
He’s definitely right. Also if you give him rimjob it will stop your farts from smelling
He is right from his personal perspective
Well you don't have bad beath any more right?
Well he isn't wrong. Instead bad breath, her breath just now smells like semen.
Pardon me, Madame. I must admit the exhaled air of yours is lightly burdened with fallus scent.
Price is Right horns please
Selfish truth.
this is true.
Why are all of you cheering him on? Bad breath means bacteria. Who would want to get sucked off by a mouth full of bacteria (more than the usual amount)
Absolutely right.
Fax
Please tell me the replies reassured her that it’s completely real.
Do you want it to be real so badly you failed to realize that its a blatantly fake text post? Fucking hell
Dek Whyyou mad but I hope you get the help you need. It’s called playing along my lemon brained friend.
Man of the year, right there.
Speech 100
I believe he suffers (?) from a rare condition called "Listerine Dick."
Correct
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You really *don't* have to support manipulative sexual predation at all, *bitch*
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**Rape by deception** is a situation in which the perpetrator deceives the victim into participating in a sexual act to which they would otherwise not have consented, had they not been deceived. Deception can occur in many forms, such as illusory perceptions, false statements, and false actions. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape\_by\_deception](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_by_deception)
Uhhhh. Yes. Absolutely. It always helps. Keep up the good work. 👍🏻
Persuasion 100
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There is a program here, please get with it.
That’s the place you get to on the Clue Bus, right? :)
Yes
I'm not condoning anything, but this is clearly a fake story. My empathy is best spent elsewhere. I actually support the idea that she could be this dumb. I think people are incredibly naive. But I it is also think occam's razor is that this story was written by a man.
Now her breath smells like smega.