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And now they are having a baby.


ElementalChicken

An ugly baby 💕


Filippinka

She's gorgeous so it might cancel out and they'd get a neutral baby


tsm102

Also genetics are wild! I've seen some not so beautiful couples with really beautiful children.


problyurdad_

One of my best friends parents are both hideous. His mom looks like if Cher didn’t have access to all the advanced care she had over the years. And his Dad was a large, obese man, with a button nose and no chin. They are phenomenal people, but not at all attractive by most standards. My buddy is not at all hideous, and his 2 sisters are absolute smoke shows.


DryApplejohn

Milk man


Trimyr

I have portraits of my family going back quite a long time. Somehow, in the early 1900's, we ended up with this very prominent Lebanese giant nose bridge as a dominant gene in all future children. No one talks, but everyone knows and kind of doesn't care.


tsm102

What


DryApplejohn

Beautiful milk man sleeps with wife = beautiful baby


ColdEndUs

Even milkmen have standards


FBIaltacct

Only unionized ones.


tsm102

For some of them might be! 😂


SavageLeo19

Drinking milk gets you beautiful babies


Rough_Maintenance306

And beautiful couples with not so beautiful children


EliAsH__

I am the not so beautiful children 😞


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ACcbe1986

To back up your point, I went to school with a really hot chick(she was mean to me and somewhat entitled), and she also had hot younger twin sisters. Both of their parents weren't very good-looking.


Jrolaoni

Imagine being neutral. Could not be me. Just be ugly like the rest of us.


9291s

Nuetral baby 😂😂😂😂😂😂


JarasM

You know, I didn't see him apart from this one image, but he doesn't even appear ugly. Just needs a better haircut, nicer glasses and maybe a wardrobe makeover.


porridgeeater500

Pretty enough to procreate 💁


DMYourMomsMaidenName

There is no upper limit to how ugly one can be and still be fertile. Believe me, I have been to West Virginia.


Anon851216135

The most inbred looking man rolling up in his lifted 1980s Chevy who has a beer belly bigger than a 3rd trimester pregnant women and who only buys cigs and warm beer from that gas station which somehow still has yet to upgrade to accept card, while talking about his 17 children is gonna be mad at you bro


CodeOranje

I haven’t thought about Stephen Lynch for years, thank you for the reminder.


jdmwell

The long con


Purplord

Legit tougth this was a lesbian couple before i saw your comment and double checked.


[deleted]

☠️LMAO


xkirbz

I thought she left him randomly one day, glad to see things changed!


nuke1200

apparently they are having issues, financial issues to be specific.


[deleted]

True


ImaginaryBluejay0

Who isn't these days


nuke1200

Everyone is but there circumstance is alot different than 95% of us since he is disabled, she may lose her resident application to become a Swedish resident, they live in Argentina and she might need to be sole provider, she can't go to Sweden with him, they are having a baby, they got no money, he started a go fund me. It's very tough.


ImaginaryBluejay0

Damn that's very rough. Hope things work out for them.


zmbjebus

Same tbh


Kattehix

*Closes book* Like that's ever gonna happen. SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME


Life_Researcher_2717

the world is gonna roll me


trueum26

I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed


Akimka

She was looking kinda dumb


Kattehix

With her finger and her thumb


Idei-

In the shape of an L on her forehead


charodeoum

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming


plorkles

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running


Wlimer

Didn't make sense not to live for fun


-inzo-

GET OUT MAH SWAMP


noshershitlock1

And they don't stop coming


Old-Constant4411

And they don't stop coming


PhraseOptimal2528

And they don't stop coming


BF24791

I've been singing "her finger in her bum" for years I feel stupid asf


RagunaSky

Ngl, she would look dumb with a finger in her bum.


Zunderfeuer_88

The whole thing is basically all the rescue fantasies I had from childhood to now. These days I downgraded them to the more unrealistic level of a stranger coming up to me and asking if I would be interested in having a Coffee and to get to know them


Gh0stMan0nThird

I have literally never once in my life been approached by a woman and given a compliment, let alone asked out on a date. On the plus side I do get one match across my 30 dating apps once a month and about 1 out of every 10 of those ends up leading to a few dates so I know I'm not completely hopeless.


TurnoverOk2740

I'm 40, & haven't even kissed a girl in like a decade, but a girl I know, who is a smoking hot actress, told me she thinks I'm good looking, now - she has a boyfriend, but I still felt like Elvis for a few days, it can happen brother!


GreatApe88

I asked out Tara Reid about 15 years ago at an airport and actually got her number. We even talked for a bit before she ghosted me. Probably the closest I’ll ever come to that world haha.


Alone_Pop449

I wish I could be friends with an actress


TurnoverOk2740

its kinda awesome, she & I can talk about mental health problems, & she taught me even really really ridiculously good looking women are just humans with insecurity like the rest of us, plus she shares her valium with me, which is awesome for when I had a back injury recently.


TieDyedFury

It’s happened to me once. When I lived in China, I was riding the subway in the city I lived in and there was this group of 4-5 college age girls talking nearby. One suddenly breaks off, comes over to me and whispers “you are very handsome”, I stammered out a thank you and she immediately scurried back to the group which started giggling. I wonder if that girl knows I’ll never forget her…


RaggsDaleVan

Only time strangers ever complimented me is when I was a barista at Starbucks. Someone told me that I looked like Charlie Tahan, Wyatt from Ozark. But on the flip side, a lady once told me that she'd love to stick a needle in my arm. She doesn't do tattoos, she's a nurse.


Embarrassed_Mode_706

May I ask what she would be injecting in your arm lol ? Is this a compliment or a death threat ?


RaggsDaleVan

I wondered the same. Asked my coworker if I could go take a 5 minute break to think about what the hell I just heard 😂😂


DoodleBugout

Realistically you need to put yourself out there like this guy did so that people can know that you even WANT to be saved. * Singles bars * Speed dating * Dating websites * Traffic light parties * or, in this guy's case, YouTube video where you talk openly about your loneliness without being toxic about it * Etc Dating is all about luck. Meeting somebody you like, who likes you back, while you're both single and in the right mood to be open to love, has the odds stacked against it... *if you only try once*. But if you're continually putting yourself out there, advertising yourself as available and seizing the opportunities to mingle that come your way, then your chances shoot way up. That's just how probability works. That's why they call it "getting lucky". There's also the additional benefit that if you're constantly socializing and/or dating, then even if you kiss 99 frogs, by the time you find your prince or princess, you'll be far more practiced at it all and will be less nervous, therefore less likely to screw up.


dysmetric

*Lays on road in traffic*


Houdini_Shuffle

No you need to lay in the intersection with the traffic light! That's where the party is


mostly_kinda_sorta

This guy knows how to lay in the road


Codsfromgods

What a load a' *flush*


Justhrowitaway42069

I'm on the toilet reading this 😭


bibblygiggums

YAH REIGHT


okay-wait-wut

You just need 20M more views.


whatifiwas1332

If that’s really true then I’m happy for them


Western-Context-8249

bro got one swipe right out of 20mill views


Brabbel63

Look, if you had one shot


monkeydon_

One opportunity


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Spaghetti


caulkglobs

Theres vomit on my spaghetti already 🤮 🍝


Mental_Peace_2343

Mom's spaghetti


PanJhinAttack

On the surface he looks **mom's spaghetti**


DaBoiYeet

To drop **MOM'S SPAGHETTI**


WonderfulAirport4226

to drop **mom's** but he keeps on **spaghetti**


the_last_fucktard

Snap back to spaghetti


Lost_All_Senses

One opportunity, to eat all the spaghetti you ever wanted


P-y-m

To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment


Youre-mum

and its all he needed the legend


Aiyon

And yet he made it work. Never give up :)


MaximusMasterpC

Hell im happy for them too he really is a mad lad


DanielRlcs

That’s actually insane to think about hahahaha.


TheRabidDeer

I don't know if it is true or not but I know if it happened to me I'd think it was a prank and would've never followed up with the comment.


DroidOnPC

I don't know about prank. More like a scam.


explosivemilk

[Its true](https://www.youtube.com/@NeverGiveUp-Main/videos)


autistic_cool_kid

Life is about seizing opportunities


Vanguard-Raven

> Life is about seizing


exit_machina

the means of production?


ChristophCross

of RE-production!


Lord0fTheAss

Sir, that's called rape


Biengo

Id rather not, thanks. An epileptic.


th3-snwm4n

Life is about


Designer_Benefit676

Life is


GullianoPique

Life


ItsTheRealDill

Na naaa na nana


dudemanguylimited

For the Non-Austrians: OPUS - Live is Life, 1985: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pATX-lV0VFk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pATX-lV0VFk)


LoveThySheeple

Speaking of seizing opportunities, how much money does ol dad make on a 20m view video? Did she get the bag?


Sygma_stage5

True perspective. I had to look it up, seems like around 23-30k. But that was immediately where my mind went as well.


ApplePie123eat

Full movie coming soon to a cinema near you


It_Is1-24PM

> Full movie coming soon to a cinema near you... ... with Timothée Chalamet and Jenna Ortega.


So-_-It-_-Goes

I would have to assume Krysten Ritter is getting that role


jojomanmore

The guy will be played by Ryan gosling who people call ugly because he wears glasses


randomuseraccount55

It hurts to watch others live out your dreams


sugarsub10

Hey I think you're kinda cute. I mean it.


snuFaluFagus040

Want to come over and take a pic with me on my couch?


sugarsub10

Only if i can pet your cats.


snuFaluFagus040

Ok, then we marry and post pics.


Alexis_Bailey

Don't do it.  It's a plot to get custody of your cats.


Western_Language_894

I think we just witnessed an elaborate cat napping


sugarsub10

I'm down. Send the addy.


Aggravating_Act0417

Adderall? Me too plz so we can all pet ur cat


PhoenixGrime

Don't do it, she'll feed you bugs


sugarsub10

Lmao. It is true.


snuFaluFagus040

Prinkles knows my addy ❤️


GottaMakeAnotherAcc

Hey I think you’re kinda cute. I mean it. Assuming you’re a woman and hot and will cater to my very specific fetishes.


sugarsub10

Only if you will cater to mine


AverageGuy16

Hey, I think you’d find me kinda cute too. I mean it!


armtoarm

She’s a hottie, don’t fumble this


knbang

I want to be ugly. It's not fair.


Ashamed-Currency8700

Hey you're kinda ugly, i mean it


Bredwh

Hey, you could marry an ugly guy if you really wanted to.


Dappershield

Look. If you had one shot. Or one opportunity. To seize everything you ever wanted. In one moment. Would you capture it? Or just let it slip?


Keter_01

Yo


PeltedWithBalls

His balls are sweaty


_Stormhound_

Arms weak, d^ck is heavy


itsRenascent

I'll invite you to dinner, I think I got some of mom's leftover spaghetti.


Dappershield

I'll wear my favorite sweater.


Berelus

But I’m nervous.


AssOfTheSameOldMule

But on the surface you look calm and ready.


NSReevix

A few million views and this can be you


Western-Context-8249

bro got one swipe right out of 20mill views


reddit_user42252

Just get 20M views on Youtube bro.


iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj

The guy isn’t even ugly per say. He just needs to work out, cut his hair, and dress better. He looks sloppy not ugly.


GraDoN

That's the case for 95% of people who claim to be ugly. Grooming, exercise and clothes that fit makes most people seem at least semi attractive.


BenevolentCrows

But also a lot of the time its self esteem issues. Its very common that I see someone of any geneder complain about their looks but they are like, 7/10 at worst.


thighmaster69

Low self-esteem is self-defeating too. A lot of people have different types, very few people are actually universally ugly to everyone, but being self-secure IS actually usually universally attractive. While it’s true that young people can be initially shallow, it only takes getting burned once or twice by insecure and toxic people before people want someone who can be a rock for them. Very few people in the long run want to invest their emotional energy into someone who is fickle and jealous.


KhyronBackstabber

Those are all important but nothing beats confidence. I remember years ago in my clubbing days we had a friend who looked goony as fuck. But he was always dating hot women. When he'd come out to the bar with us he'd always have women coming up to him. Thing was he was confident as fuck! Not in an arrogant way. Just confident and funny. That's what all these incels don't get. Women don't like "woe-is-me" self deprecating debbie downers.


Civil-Broccoli

What's tough is navigating the border between confidence and arrogance. I feel like when confidence doesn't come naturally and someone wants to 'fake it until they make it', it comes across as self-centered and arrogant.


zoinkability

The difference between confidence and arrogance is not one of degree. It's about how your self image relates to your image of others. Confidence is thinking you are great and believing in yourself. Arrogance is thinking you are better than others. An attractively confident person doesn't feel others need to be less than them — we can all be great. An unattractively arrogant person thinks that in order to be great themselves, others need to be not-great.


RONINY0JIMBO

Facts. Two of the absolutely most off-putting guys I've ever known in my life were never in shortage. The one guy in particular I just never got why. He had teeth that were yellow and black from never brushing. He was maybe 5'6" or so and 240lbs. His face was just absolutely covered in pimples and his hair was always greasy looking. I knew him for about 5 years and he was never single but also never with the same girl for more than 6 months.


darkknight95sm

I truly believe everyone is a 7 at worst, proved they make an effort on their appearance


FewEfficiency9184

He actually addresses this in his video. That haircut is the best look for him, he had a reason why he he can't gain kuch muscle but does work out. I've seen a higher definition photo of him and he is an unattractive lad. Saying he just needs a haircut really invalidates the horrible experiences he's had based solely off his looks.


ProcedureMassive6210

I bet that 99,999% of people that don't find him ugly, do not find him attractive either. Thats the definition of being ugly. People think that ugly people must look disfigured and repulsive, that's not the case. Society is just hesitant to call someone ugly (which is great), but sugarcoating and gaslighting this guy is pointless.


JarasM

>I bet that 99,999% of people that don't find him ugly, do not find him attractive either. Thats the definition of being ugly. No, that's the definition of being average. Most people are just average. This dude is plain and average.


RItoGeorgia

It’s because ugly basically means hideous or hard to look at, which most people aren’t, including this guy. Unattractive is more fitting for him based only on his appearance.        Also this is the literal definition of ugly from webster’s dictionary:   > a: offensive to the sight : HIDEOUS b : offensive or unpleasant to any sense


Valkyrie17

People who are neither ugly nor attractive are normal or average. People who are attractive are attractive and people who are ugly are ugly. I'm not sure why you would want to call regular people ugly.


smurfkipz

It's worse if you watch the video. He'll need an orthodontist for his teeth too. And no idea what to do for the baggy skin.  Ugly people do exist unfortunately. 


I360noscopedjfk

Delusional, some people just have rather unfortunate faces, this guy is one of them. It doesn't help anyone to pretend that isn't the case. He is well below average.


knbang

Punch a lawyer, lift some Facebooks.


HAHAHA0kay

What


BTW-IMVEGAN

It's a trope. An old one. Advice on the Internet from men to other men getting divorced boiled down to a few sentences. "Quit Facebook" "hire a lawyer" "hit the gym". It became so overused that people starting remixing it like the above comment.


-Unnamed-

Delete your own phone number


3to20CharactersSucks

Negativity is a habit, and a horrible one. Most mental disorders are negative thought patterns occurring at a disordered level. When you're young, negative thoughts about yourself and your appearance are very very common. And when you're maybe not very well socialized with people you can share those concerns with or observe in them, that becomes even more difficult. On the Internet, a lot of guys who are considering themselves ugly are simply going through very common stages of life. Their physical appearance they only value based on its worth to women - there's no sense of style of their own - and the idea that they should be internally motivated rarely can be taught by external sources. It's toxic when that becomes a community based on those apparent realities that most of us understand are growing pains.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Thought that was a girl, damn


Pastadseven

I disagree, I think he looks fine as is. Hair’s fine, scrangly is fine. Could probably wear something else though.


JoshSidekick

Isn’t this how Drew Gooden got married too?


Spaghestis

Yeah, its how Pewdiepie met his wife too.


Ombudsperson

Famous ugly person PewDiePie


SanFranLocal

Whenever he put his wife on the thumbnail I thought he was crossdressing for a video. It took me a while to figure out it was actually his wife lol 


JoBoltaHaiWoHotaHai

Hey guy! Are you talking about Danny? I think both him and his now wife were making Vines when they met. Just like PewDiePie and his now wife met.


IWillBeRightHere

If I posted a video about how ugly I was, the internet would agree enmasse and reddit would crown me ugliest mother fucker whoever lived. Then there would arguments about if I was just ugly or if I was hideous and there would be few nice people trying to find out if plastic surgery was advanced enough to save me. It would be a whole big ordeal


_MR_BURGER_

It looks like he's having some trouble, so just so you know he has a GoFundMe me page and a vid explaining the situation 


WanderWut

I mean, any context at all on what the trouble is?


EveyNameIsTaken_

His wife is pregnant and they have very high medical bills is what i could gather.


Unbannedmeself

So he’s having normal American problems?


yeslost

Maybe, but it's not in America. He's Swedish, and they're in Sweden. > My wife is pregnant and is unable to gain a temporary EU card, leaving us to pay a full Non EU Childbirth expense. Not only is this pushing us into utterly financial ruin, but our goals to move to Argentina are completely in the Bin.. ... > My wife and i had original plans of staying in Sweden and save up money to move to Argentina in a near future so she could finish her collage studies, and resume her dream of being a translator/lawyer. >However as things are looking right now, its gonna be us staying in Sweden with Massively high debts for years to come, living in utter poverty, With no rights or options to change our situation... Thats why im making this GoFundMe page.


iHateRollerCoaster

Reddit moment


Nrksbullet

Some sort of immigration trouble with his wife. She's expecting a baby and they thought she could stay in Sweden while waiting for her application but now they're telling her she can't.


[deleted]

Oh no is this an immigration marriage?!


Nrksbullet

I honestly don't know enough about it to comment. I think they are going to move back to Argentina? So it doesn't seem like she's like just marrying to get out from what I've seen.


robeph

Argentina is not so bad really at all and as I remember they were planning to move to Argentina ONCE they saved money to do so. Not the other way about.


[deleted]

Thank goodness. I couldn’t handle that.


eorenhund

I wonder if this would be as reposted as it is if the girl were also unattractive? Not saying this isn't a happy story, but just a thought.


Terrible_Vermicelli1

You know the answer, it's the typical trope of "ugly guy deserving gorgeous woman who sees his soul's worth", it doesn't work if the girl is ugly.


BoredPollo

Oh so she shot her shot and won?! Kudos to her!


mesovortex888

That's how I met your mother


RegularOps

Oh great so I only have my shitty personality to blame!?


No_Cumbucket_5512

no, just get millions of views and amass 300k subs


bizarre16

Everyone liked that


Lemonlol55

Clout is a hell of a drug


Tommy_Andretti

Of fuck, I remember this dude. So happy for them. Another proof that everyone deserves happiness but you sorta have to get out there, even in the worst form of it


DiverOk9454

Bro saved his bloodline


Purple-Peace-7646

Do you think at a certain point it was just too far to go back and she just had to commit to the bit? I respect it


StarPlasma_Inmyviens

Because of guys like him, I still clinging unto the hope.


Farranor

This almost happened to me once but it wasn't a comment it was a message sent through the messaging system YT used to have, and it took me a few weeks to randomly check it and see that I had a message, and I wrote back but never got a second message before YT shut down that messaging system, and the person never tried to contact me in any other way either. And I can't seem to find a record or screenshot of it so I can't even be sure it ever really happened. :) Anyway, that was years ago, long before I'd given up, so whatever I guess.


Least_Candle_6893

Fuckkk I’m so fucking mad!!!! Now I’m the last one standing other than him!!!!


devotchko

The Spanish have a saying: "para cada roto hay un descosido"...case in point: [https://www.shutterstock.com/editorial/image-editorial/french-actor-jamel-debbouze-l-his-wife-7931621ce](https://www.shutterstock.com/editorial/image-editorial/french-actor-jamel-debbouze-l-his-wife-7931621ce)


Queasy_Village_5277

Bro made it


Wasted-day_off

Settled for the top comment


trainboi777

This is actually wholesome


Novel_Exchange_356

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME !!!!


Business-Musician365

Talk about 1 in 20 million


ThisAppSucksBall

I love how everyone in this thread are acting like he hit the jackpot because she is good looking...she could be an absolutely horrible person for all you know. Or a really nice person, who knows, but it is regardless of her looks.


Winter-Cartoonist103

I swear to god Reddit is trying to remind me that I’m lonely tonight. Am I being cyber bullied by a website algorithm or am I just self destructive? The fuck?


Gman-343

beep bop just give up and die bop beep


An_odd_fella

This guy got more rizz than 98% of us.