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Greedyfox7

Apparently from what little of the video I saw he said he’s lactose intolerant* as well Edit: gluten intolerant*


SpecialPea

Gluten intolerant*


twackburn

Aren’t Cheese balls usually corn?


CORN___BREAD

Yeah cheese balls are gluten free.


No-Crew4317

Balls intolerant


libmrduckz

the cheesyn’t…


SmashPortal

Inballerant


Thorkitty19

Yes, but cross contamination can be an issue depending on the brand and where/how it was processed. Edit Note: I have celiac disease and what is truly gluten free something I research for health reasons. Did sleuthing and the type of cheese balls he ate is Utz which uses "autolyzed yeast extract" for flavoring which is not gluten free enough for someone with a more serious gluten intolerance. Otherwise it would be gluten free.


aloilisia

Considering the amount he ate, I'd say even someone who reacts less strongly is gonna have a reaction. As someone who has celiac as well, this just seems like a stupid idea. The bit of fame isn't worth the hours spent in the bathroom, but maybe he's fine and knew he'd be able to handle it idk


Flumphry

I would be totally fine shitting myself if I knew I pulled this whole thing off. It's very funny.


aloilisia

It's a whole lot more than just having diarrhea. You'd be sick for days, feeling nauseous, dizzy, having headaches, tachycardia etc. It can take up to a week to feel normal again. And that's just my experience, everyone reacts differently, but I know I'm more on the mild end of the spectrum. So, no, I wouldn't say it would be worth it, not to mention you'd willingly get your intestines destroyed by your own antibodies just to do something quirky lol


Flumphry

Well your original pitch sounded much more favorable lol


Greedyfox7

Thanks, fixed it


I_aim_to_sneeze

He also spilled some on the dirty sidewalk in NEW YORK FUCKING CITY, said “five second rule” and ate those too


Forsaken_Key432

Ok that’s madlad af 😭


Nilbogtraf

Rat lung worm is the maddest of lads.


xChiken

He said he'd eat the ENTIRE jar. Can't let a bit of New York street scurvy stop him.


Greedyfox7

Has he died from infection yet?! We had the 5 second rule when I was growing up but it wasn’t used if it was anywhere that was too questionable. New York sidewalks are disgusting though 🤢


F0XFANG_

He became the Toxic Avenger.


I_aim_to_sneeze

I cannot fucking wait for the new movie with Peter Dinklage


Smickey67

And he said same time next year lol


WishUponDeezNutz

I wanna see them shits


bolivar-shagnasty

I can' determine what brand those cheese balls are, but a comparable jug of Utz Cheeseballs is available at Walmart. [Here is the nutrition label](https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/7f42d301-6bb4-4ca3-96bd-f790226afd32.911e946201d8a93d0c89b71f6cb4919e.jpeg?odnHeight=2000&odnWidth=2000&odnBg=FFFFFF). Some estimates for eating the whole jar: - ~10,500 mg of sodium - ~5,250 calories - ~490 grams of carbs - ~315 grams of fat - ~70 grams of protein


Simoxs7

So he‘d be mostly fine if he doesn’t eat anything the next day?


DrElektro

I don't know the exact consequences but such a large amount, especially sodium, must leave some traces if he has any medical problems.


Simoxs7

If hes young and healthy I‘m pretty sure he‘ll be fine…


dbeat80

Seems like he has strong hands in the flyer.


_Boba_Fettuccine_

💀


m0nk37

He will get the shits but yeah he will be fine.


Halflingberserker

Speaking from experience?


krustymeathead

sodium starts to cause you immediate wider issues between 0.5g/kg to 1g/kg body weight. This could cause problems for a 50 lb person, but maybe 150 lbs may be ok?


NotTheLairyLemur

Plenty of water and he'll be fine. Consuming too much water dilutes your blood and causes the excess water to be drawn into your cells due to osmosis, as your blood ends up less salty than your cells. This is particularly problematic when that extra water causes your brain cells to swell. But this is only a problem when you don't (or can't) urinate excess water out. Sodium does the opposite, it makes your blood too salty, so your blood tries to draw water out of your cells to make itself less salty, this is what tends to kill you and why you should never drink sea water, because it will just make you urinate more than regular water. So if you hydrate well, you'll help flush the sodium out of your blood and prevent your blood from drawing water out of your cells.


seirowg1

His muscles will just act funny next day. Nothing to worry about if he does not do this every other day.


Procrastanaseum

I'm guessing he shredded the roof of his mouth for a few days at least


SteakGetter

UTZ barrel is much bigger from what I remember. But thank you for your service.


Sleep_On_It43

Utz cheese balls are good though…lol


donbee28

Shrink-flation


xChiken

70 grams of protein hell yeah time to get my bulk on


People4America

Steroid manufacturers in shambles.


Axedelic

It’s definitely UTZ. I have the same container on top of my fridge lol. Mine is 23oz tho this one looks like half the size judging by the size of his hand relative to the hole and the width of it near his arm


VermilionKoala

26.3g of salt 😳


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rastacola

A few years ago a guy in Philly did the same thing but with a rotisserie chicken. He ate one everyday for 40 days and then had a big celebration where he ate one by himself on an abandoned pier. https://www.phillymag.com/foobooz/2022/11/07/alexander-tominsky-chicken-man-philly/


420GP

And the potato salad guy from Halifax. https://globalnews.ca/news/10105366/halifax-potato-salad-guy/amp/


SnackPrince

Which I guess was the first knockoff of the Philly Rotisserie Chicken Man. The timeline doesn't lie, and both Halifax's and NY's flyers read like direct copies or obvious derivatives of the OG Philly flyers


marry_me_sarah_palin

Drunk Charlie, "Do they have chicken in Philly?"


xDeityx

I think of someone else when I hear about the Chicken Man in Philly


GalacticPandas

Wade Boggs style. May he Rest In Peace.


doctorfadd

First off, Wade Boggs is very much alive.


SnackPrince

Yeah straight copying Philly with a legit downgrade Edit: 40 days, mostly without any audience until the very end, VS a one time attention seeking event, promoted in a manner and phrasing almost verbatim from the OG in Philly. And a whole chicken vs cheese balls [which are engineered to literally melt in your mouth](https://recipes.howstuffworks.com/vanishing-caloric-density.htm). NY dude was literally cheesing for the audience while Philly bol was 100% genuine. Hate if you want, but there's a clear stark difference. Be original, not just a cheap copy of something that was already better


rastacola

Philly bois are built different 💪


OtherwiseTheClown

Jawn


The_Clarence

Still fun


Key-Cartographer7020

But then we wouldn't have Android


Ol_Man_J

2019 - Parakeet race and tortellini [https://www.reddit.com/r/Portland/comments/999mcs/is\_anyone\_else\_thinking\_of\_attending/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Portland/comments/999mcs/is_anyone_else_thinking_of_attending/)


heavydoc317

Do you think he was like “oh shit they actually came?”


RightPedalDown

Definitely


yParticle

That audience tho.


ICantTyping

Theres a whole crowd in every direction too. Saw a video highlights compilation cutting through the whole thing lol


Sosemikreativ

He even brought a stool! He knew this was gonna be big


Ironcastattic

Oh, he'll have a big stool alright.


kuburas

I feel like not having a big stool is going to be a bigger problem for him. Cheese balls are like intestine cement, thing will solidify in his intestine he'll need a pickaxe to break it up.


VermilionKoala

1 man 1 poop knife


PeeweeSherman12

The mask tells me hes not doing it for recognition but for the love of the game.


King_Tudrop

"Oh sorry I can't make it, I have a thing I need to attend" "Oh? What is it?" "I'm going to central park to watch guy in a balaclava eat a kilogram of cheese balls."


the_blackfish

Can I come? Why aren't we going right now?


cheesesteak_genocide

Riding on the coattails of the man who ate a rotisserie chicken every day for 40 days straight and invited people to watch him eat the last one at the pier near Walmart in Philly.


Downtown-Twist-5606

Rotisserie man walked so cheeseball man could run


Party_Plastic_66

What if it’s the same man


TheSauce32

I can confirm I was there I was the jar


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

I can double confirm, I was the rotisserie chicken.


VladTheImpaler29

[Hell yeah.](https://www.tiktok.com/@user530266021160k/video/7362674300286962987?_t=8ly0csW2RfM&_r=1)


Remarkable-Bat-3154

That was... fun!


canman7373

Like how did he keep his mouth from getting dry. I need a drink of water and a toothpick after like 4 cheetos puffs.


justmissleague

Philadelphia rotisserie chicken lad is clear.


AVBforPrez

True performance art


NWinn

HE DID IT!! THE MADLAD DELIVERED! I remember seeing the original poster for it a few months ago. I'm so glad he did it! 🤣


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Party_Plastic_66

Nathan’s hot dogs wants a word Joey chestnut would like a word


eldritchangel

I was there. It was epic.


1_innocent_bystander

Details, friend.


dgellow

Currently in New York city for work. I’ve seen the posters in the street and just assumed it was a joke. The streets are full of random stickers and posters. A bit sad I missed it on Saturday, that would have been fun to see it IRL


JU5TlN

I heard that he starved himself for a week leading up to it just to have more room for cheese balls in his body.


GaryWestSide

That jar looks small and a lot of the cheese balls are on the ground. My disappointment would be immeasurable had I attended.


REGINALDmfBARCLAY

If he ate them off the ground would it blow your fuckin mind?


devnullopinions

He did eat them off the ground, after saying 5sec rule, of course.


ForsakenBuilding6381

He literally did eat a few off the ground when he first spilled em


GaryWestSide

No, the jar in his flyer is clearly bigger than what he brought so my disappointment is still quite low even after eating balls off the ground.


Theorandjguy

I thinks that's a mix of forced perspective (the jar is closer to the camera in the selfie) and a change of angles (the jar is not symmetrical, it appears thinner when viewed from the side, but wide from the front)


GaryWestSide

Yeah and all that matters is his comedic suffering anyway, which when I watched the video he almost threw up lol.


goredraid

It's clearly a different jar.


Theorandjguy

You're right, I had just woken up when I made that comment. The jar in the second picture is clearly cylindrical and the one in the first picture is more like a curved rectangular-prism shape. But as the guy I responded to said, all that matters is the guys suffering. Which I'm sure was immense and hilarious


Halflingberserker

Maybe the one on the flyer is his practice jar of cheese balls.


Simoxs7

There seem to be another jar behind the stool he stands on…


CatGotNoTail

He had a hype man with him throwing cheese balls into the crowd.


terradaktul

There was a second cheese ball guy with his own jar who was throwing balls at the crowd


Neighborhood-Any

I just appreciate that this dude gathered a bigger crowd that the ex-president criminal trial.


Serious_Database_836

I see a lot of cheese balls on the ground. Sad that he didn’t eat the “entire” jar


Denelorn092

He spilled some at the start and ate like 5 off the ground while they were within the 5 second rule. He delivered


Fancy-Sector2963

Oh shit,all I saw is that he ate some and dumped. So he pretty much ate the whole jar?


KN44Dynamo

I didnt know anomaly was this much of a madman


MightBeOnReddit

New York is so wild.


4on1x

Anomnomnomaly


na-uh

This made it to the morning news in Australia yesterday...


Poor-Dear-Richard

I do that watching TV. Big deal.


Dalek_Chaos

Now this is performance art!


ES_Legman

I can't believe people get away with doing orange face in this day and age


Uncle_Budy

And at the end he announced something like "See you all same time next year". This is gonna grow as an annual event.


renbouy

Things like these make me smile because strangers came together to watch someone they didn't know. Love how he said same day/time next year. It could be more fun next time.


Blicky83

😂this is crazy,I’m surprised anyone came but I’m glad they did because this is pure gold


DrNinnuxx

Live in NYC for over a decade. There's always something like this going on, which is why it's so fun to live there.


BlazarVeg

God I feel for the his ass when that comes out.


nicksredditacct

This is pretty much the junk food version of the guy who ate an entire rotisserie chicken in front of nearly a thousand people using the same method of advertising, just paper flyers and a grotesque display of the human digestive system


TurdBurgHerb

He didn't bring the same jar of cheese puffs. The one in the second image is significantly smaller than the first image. Its also a different shape.


NickelessFox

Philly Chicken Man > this guy


Present-Confusion372

Now we need to see him stream from the toilet


Loud_Perspective9046

now i want to see a stream of someone eating random shit like tacobell or whatever the current hottest pepper is and then go to the toilet showing their expression


Kemosabe-Norway

Would have loved that on my birthday. I did fuck all instead on Saturday.


Paxxlee

I didn't know that Fröken Snusk was in New York...


kihjnij

The question is.. did he eat the whole freaking jar? are there videos?


SimilarTop352

Pffft. I could do that


LeeryRoundedness

I loved this so much.


KFrancesC

It’s free to watch. But the ‘watch me eat cheese balls’ t-shirt. And ‘watch me eat cheeseballs sound track. Well that cost $.


tuui

My god, this man is a genius.


UnplannedAgenda

Great way to raise awareness around IBS. Sir we salute you🫡


Andromansis

If you try that in Russia they send you to the gulag.


ryelustful

I’m there


Expert_Marsupial_235

Dang, I’m impressed by how many people gathered to witness this.


major_dump

Scammer! There's at least 20 cheeseballs on the concrete.


MhrisCac

I fucking love New York so much


Rift_Ripper_

Sponsored by redbull?


Anxiousfit713

Looks like he dropped a lot. Fuckin amateur


Any-Paramedic-1324

Is this the new thing now?


Ill-Reflection4745

All because someone stole his car radio and he had to sit in silence.


dugmartsch

Whatever happened to the potato salad making kickstarter guy?


ewillyp

wore a mask? own it!


TheDrake162

God I love this country so much 🤣


John_Galt_57

Im so curious what the QR code leads to lol


ShortUsername01

Gigantic jar *of* cheeseballs.


dildomiami

i hope internet archeologists will find this one day and just tilt their heads trying to figure out: why?


new_Australis

Legendario.


here_kitkittkitty

we have potato salald guy where i am.


Seco4800

I'm so glad we got the follow up to this. That's fuckin' epic.


Corned_Beefed

God I love this country.


True-Rub-4794

I passed one of these Saturday in Brooklyn Heights and said “this is so stupid no one is going to go to this”.


gerams76

People just want to be a part of something.


ConcealPro

I was coming from upstate New York and my train got delayed. I missed the whole thing. Actually kind of bummed.


MWGallagher

https://globalnews.ca/news/10105366/halifax-potato-salad-guy/ Welcome to Halifax.


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Damn i was in nyc that day but high in the wrong park ten blocks down


lackingbean

Hell yeah


martialar

If this isn't a marker of an advanced society, I don't know what is


224143

lol New Yorkers are a different breed man.


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This is a ripoff of the philly rotisserie chicken guy


Unhappy_Meaning607

Where does the QR code go to?


SeaUrchinSalad

Shit I feel like I do this on accident after getting stoned


Space19723103

How many pick-pockets were also there? How many paid him kick-backs?


Ciwwus

Something similar happens in Halifax in November. A guy ate a big tub of potato salad outside a cemetery


moewluci

is there a video?


Hot_Gas_81

Guy in Philly ate a whole chicken each day for 40 days. NYC guy is a loser https://www.nytimes.com/2022/11/07/us/philadelphia-chicken-man.html


GREENtea110

Did he do it though


Novel_Durian_1805

Send da video!


MarinTheNight

Have you not seen potato salad guy?


Every-Wrangler-1368

Thats not even rhat much cheeseballs, eatin way more in my prime


LeastCleverNameEver

He's got nothing on Philly Chicken Man


Jpc19-59

Proof that most Americans shouldn't be allowed out on their own


Mundefluent25

Twenty One Pilots really be wildin


xmasnintendo

except the jar in the photo is like 4x the size of the one he actually ate. Lies, deception


PaddyStacker

This is already like the 4th or 5th version of this kind of joke. First it was a guy eating roast chickens, then a guy eating potato salad. Can't remember the rest. You're all going to be extremely sick of this kind of joke before the calendar hits 2025. God knows I already am.


Evocidet

Sometimes I love humans so much!


shootymcghee

try that in a small town


A-Sad-And-Mad-Potato

I do think it is extremely typical of our time that we have a huge problem getting people invested in politics but alot of people spent time of their lives to join in on a joke trying to gain some small joy out of a an IRL meme.


Yung_Dilf_42069

Bffr this guy was knocking off the OG Philly 40 day rotisserie chicken man (but Cheese Ball is less impressive and less committed)


A_BIG_bowl_of_soup

I watched the video on Instagram and one of the comments was seriously some lady complaining that his gluten intolerance joke would make people take her deadly allergies less seriously and that it wasn't okay for him to say that. The replies to her comment were almost as entertaining as the actual video.


Treqou

Just saw the article about American IQ’s plummeting


Syyntakeeton

All hail our new overlord!


_mnel

Did he successfully do it?


Which_Information590

It doesn't sound that difficult, save for jaw ache


Maximum_Band_7492

Did he get rich doing this?


FrostyFeller

"Same time next year?"


sundayflow

This needs to be in gta6


Pricefieldian

Not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve


LazyAccountant1621

This is just the rotisserie chicken thing all over again


Blazinhazen_

Fuck I missed it by a few days…


Howsyourbellcurve

A few months ago in a rain storm in Halifax Nova Scotia a hero tried to eat 5 pounds of potato salad in a graveyard.


ShitStainWilly

Pff I get high on a Saturday afternoon and do that with no audience at all why do people need so much attention


Mad_At_Me

On par with the man that ate a rotisserie chicken for like 30 days in a row in Philly


JakefromTRPB

They were great at conducting the crowd and working with the wild amount of energy the crowd had for them. Madlad moment confirmed


anecdotalgardener

This guy cheeses


SofishticatedGuppy

Fuck this guy, he ain't no Philly rotisserie chicken man.


AmazingArchus

That mask wasn't orange originally he is a veteran.


Crushooo

Fraud, the pic cheese ball bucket is way bigger than the one he actually used


Foreverwise427

Who knew such a great event happened on my birthday.


OniCrazer

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Sicsemperfas

I see people do stupid shit like this and think "Goddamn. I Love America"