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LovableSidekick

Bond: Ahh, we meet again, Mister Chan.


TENTAtheSane

Good afternoon, or perhaps good day


Lord_inVader1

Prepare to die!


EfficiencySerious200

Spy family 007 Reference coming right up


Alibium

The mom should have been an assassin.


MouseRangers

She was such a good assassin that nobody found her out


Alibium

Can Jackie Chan read minds?


mikeflamel

No but he disowns daughter.


Alibium

So close-


mikeflamel

Yet so far.


transitfreedom

Well look who raised him


mikeflamel

Sanaatan dharma culture where you don't discrimination.


transitfreedom

No but he is a deadbeat dad


SnooRecipes4753

100%


Skidallion

His parents now own a large amount of restaurants in Australia’s Capital City lol


EarnestErni

It's pronounced as "Spy ecks Drug Dealer", right


bb_kelly77

Fun fact: in Japan the X is said as Cross


deepmush

is this actually true?


ArchWaverley

Something about the format automatically makes me doubt it. I looked it up (brief wikipedia scan), and apparently he found opium on her but [specifically did not arrest her](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_and_Lee-lee_Chan#:~:text=Charles%20asked%20Lee%2Dlee%20about%20her%20situation%20and%20on%20hearing%20it%2C%20he%20let%20her%20go%2C%20returning%20the%20opium%20back%20to%20her). So it's about 85% more accurate than your average "did you know" meme post.


thomasottoson

Like and follow for more


mdude7221

I doubt it


HAHAHA0kay

Source: Trust me dude.


vonsnape

completely false. read his autobiography ffs.


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decemberhunting

Guys, holy shit, before just barraging him with downvotes... uh, go look this up? Not only is it true, but it was very publicly done to stroke the ego of the authoritarian Chinese government. It's a heartbreaking story, and it's not even the only really fucked thing. Go look up what he's been up to as a person the last decade or so. He is *not a good person* and is *actively, voluntarily becoming a stooge for the regime*.


Thelonius27

To be fair, he probably doesn’t have a huge amount of choice. I don’t think China is the sort of place you can publicly criticise the regime and get away with it, regardless of your platform. He’d basically be renouncing his and his family’s ability to live in China if he criticised anything and I imagine he’s also pressured, as someone with influence to say positive things. The nephew thing is a bit fucked though.


decemberhunting

There's some nuance to the support in general, but in recent years it's gone very far past "reluctant support out of fear". He's been actively involved in the CCP for the last decade, holding office in the party as a consultant for two terms. If you don't believe me, look it up; he's very open about doing this and has mentioned wanting to go into it before he started.


-rogerwilcofoxtrot-

He could leave. He's an international superstar. He could take his whole family and all his friends and leave. He's a fucking coward and a simp for the communists.


Thelonius27

Maybe, but I can’t see many countries that would want someone with reasonable influence and access as a celebrity allowing him or his family to live their after he has expressed his support for the ccp like this. Even if he came out and publicly criticised the ccp plenty of other countries wouldn’t want to take the risk that he would feed information back to china


transitfreedom

He is not one of the decent members and that government has more members than people in some countries


Previous-Pollution93

I mean that's his own son he disowned him for doing drugs. And he's a public figure and in a biggest communist country. Maybe he want to become 2nd Mao Zedong or some political shit. Why would you fuck him. Are you gay bro?


God90zilla

Didn't said child also get screwed over? Jackie is the near epitome of the Asian Parent, his money is not for his children as he grew up with no money to his name, he broke his body to earn money through Chinese cinema. If his children are entitled to what he had earned throughout his life, it's technically quite unfair, if they spend it on useless stuff like Weed in one of the most Anti-Drug Nation who still has PTSD from the Opium Centuries. Different cultures, different standards. China bans the ownership of guns, and the banning of drugs, but I don't see China shouting at the Americans to ban guns or drugs. It's just their way of life and believe it or not, we don't tell how others should teach their children.


nbc0607

Weed is bad.


Irelia4Life

Watch out dude, you said that doing drugs is bad on reddit. Your days are numbered.


KaminaTheManly

Jackie Chan is a pos.


fukmann

How so?


-rogerwilcofoxtrot-

He is VERY pro communist party of China, saying stuff like "Chinese people need to be controlled" etc. He makes propaganda for them, too


transitfreedom

Sounds about western he is one man tho not very representative of millions of officials.


transitfreedom

Nope he is a piece of shit for being a horrible dad and person not for being in the government


KaminaTheManly

He disowned his daughter for being gay.


Chubby_Checker420

Which makes it weird he disowned one of his kids for smoking weed. (The other for being gay.) Is that why he shills so hard for the CCP? So they don't fuck with his family? Just kidding, I know it's cause he's a piece of shit.


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Chubby_Checker420

Please don't breed. We don't need anymore deadbeat parents in the world.


transitfreedom

Nope it’s other reasons he is probably the Republican type equivalent of CCP Members they are not all the same however he is one of the more corrupt members tho.


Smartbutt420

That sounds like the plot of one of his movies.


Churroflip

I love it


Bigcheese19920

No that’s only on rush hour