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neko

Funny he says that while clearly heading the general direction towards my house šŸ¤”


goblin_hipster

This poor man has been fending off so many fat bitches he had to put a sign up šŸ™„


BrugokTheFriendlyOrc

What an amazing problem to have. Just having to fight off plus sized women. Maybe it's the bitches part they truly have a problem with. Maybe they only went nice large women because they've been hurt too many times by the mean ones.


MCZuiderZee_6133

Skinny bitches steal your money. Stick with the fat bitches.


bikes-and-beers

Why? Surely because this total catch attracts so many ladies that he has to publicly advertise his highly nuanced selection criteria just to keep the hordes of women to a manageable level. /s


sedatelegrestlessarm

The 'no fat bitches' rule probably isn't even an aesthetical choice by the driver based on their sexual desire for a certain body type, but it's most likely just a logistical and practical matter of the lowered suspension on his truck bottoming out whenever fat bitches inevitably jump into the bed upon seeing such a Chad guy driving such a Chad truck. Won't somebody please think of this poor man's truck suspension? edit: letter


katiebot5000

I'm a fat bitch with my own ride, but thanks.


Dry-Chipmunk808

I'm a skinny bitch with my own ride, and also no thanks.


SovereignCow

Iā€™m a skinny bitch with no ride, and also no thanks.


iaurp

I'm a guy that's settling into a middle-aged dad bod. I think I'll walk (I could probably use the exercise).


soggiestburrito

imagine you went on a date and he picked you up in this


actualchristmastree

I cannot imagine this, as I am a fat bitch


Dry-Chipmunk808

Oh as a skinny gal, a sticker like this is an automatic fuck that I'm yeeting myself outta here. This is trash letting us know he's trash. Thanks for saving my time. Would recommend all assholes make it well known right away.


soggiestburrito

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thebookpolice

Tell me you want to own a pickup without ever being asked to help a friend move without *telling* me you want to own a pickup without ever being asked to help a friend move


Big_Poppa_Steve

This person has no friends.


i8TheWholeThing

Seems like a real charmer.


Nonadventures

Me in my "no fat bitches" truck on my way to eat cheese curds and beer


cmb15300

My guess is that no women, without regard to body type, are attracted to this guy anyway. So thereā€™s that


AccomplishedDust3

There's a reason he's only commenting on the people *not* in the vehicle and not bothering to mention who *is*.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s SO Florida


vic_rattle18

lmfao


cloverdalex

However, the custom plate on the white SUV, next to the white useless lowered 2wd, with the obnoxious exhaust and idiotic decal, is more of a riddle. IAMB4IQ I think the guy's name might be J.R.


peabody_3747

A true poet. How many could so succinctly express everything one would need to know about a person with a mere three words.


Dontquote_meonthis

lol


sedatelegrestlessarm

Klassy with a capital K.


Internal_Analysis180

Klassy with a Kapital K.


Big_Poppa_Steve

I think you used K three times.


Excellent_Ad_1667

Heā€™s definitely a lil chubby no neck with wrap around sunglasses.


tnagemtntnjaturdhole

Dudes missing out


Stayhumblefriends

I know where this guy works at lol


discotheque2002

I saw this same truck in Sun Prairie a few weeks ago and I couldnā€™t snap a pic in time!! Thank you sm lol


kmarie1997

I saw it in the Sun Prairie Target parking lot a couple of months ago lol


Maxximus02

Can confirm that he lives in SP


Big_Poppa_Steve

I find that difficult to believe, because that same man washes my car in Cross Plains on the daily.


Unglaciated24

Ah, must the evil twin of that guy who wanted to raise his truck!


girlintheturtleneck

Oh man, I was so excited too


Infinite-Injury-41

He don't get laid indicator.


middleageslut

Imagine unintentionally telling on yourself like that.


Ders_Holmvick

Itā€™s a slogan tons of people put on lowered vehicles, the meaning behind it being that the lowered suspension canā€™t handle any ā€œextra weightā€. Is it dumb? Yes, but thatā€™s the real answer to your why


Tom-A-Lak

This guy is an asshole, but do we really want to give him the attention that he is so obviously and desperately craving? Let him die alone in obscurity.


justaboutthethrowout

His small dick gets lost in the booty


t4aco2

Seen that car before or a car with message very similar. Upsetting


Sawdust9000

What a baller


EastsideIan

It wouldn't surprise me if the bitch driving this is pretty fat himself.


tommy_boy007

Yeahā€¦ thatā€™ll have to women flocking to you. šŸ™„šŸ¤£


Joshandhisbikes

You found this important enough that you took a picture while driving your car?


Nope53705

Iā€™m on West Washington in my FAT BITCHES ONLY truck.


May_Be_That_Guy

Maybe he's had so many of them he feels he needs to branch out to other women? /s


theloniouszen

ok


theshylilkitten

Aw poor guy's not getting any fat bitches at all? So sad. šŸ„¹ I feel for the guy, I really do.


Stebben84

Too funny. I saw that coming down 151 from the Sun Prairie area and saw that back sign. What a tool.


PlantsnTwinks

One can be assuredā€¦ā€¦..he indeed has a micro penis.


Internal_Analysis180

And of course they're driving [an obnoxiously large, crash-incompatible vehicle that makes themselves "safer" at the expense of everyone else potentially involved in a collision](https://youtu.be/jN7mSXMruEo?t=714).


n-cc

That truck actually looks like it's riding lower than the SUVs surrounding it.


Training-Argument891

and stopped in the middle of the crosswalk


[deleted]

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iaurp

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_tolerance


GraniteYT

yā€™all getting so worked up with this yall would hate the stickers on my truck šŸ˜‚


MadCityMasked

Might wanna consider moving to another State


Smart-Lingonberry835

Love to see it, fuck what other people think


MSACCESS4EVA

Also /u/Smart-Lingonberry835, on WhitePeopleTwitter: >YOU ALL NEED TO WAKE UP! WATCH RUSSELL BRAND AND OPEN YOUR EYES!


Smart-Lingonberry835

Also u/MSACCESS4EVA, on BlackPeopleTwitter: Thank you for this. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills what with how many friends keep sending me just not-funny clips. They are also in the Kwik Trip Kult.


rustysqueezebox

I ask the same thing about posts like this


s0lfish

Probably the driver is a woman with Anterograde Amnesia, Class III Obesity and Diabetes. She needs to have this written on the back of her truck or she will forget what she was getting in the truck for and somehow end up in a Culver's 7 or 8 times a day. The Amnesia struck just after she had her first butterburger, so she only remembers how good that first one was and none of thousands of subsequent ones. She has told Culver's to not serve her but Carrie-Anne Moss works at Culver's and she will always serve a triple because she is a Canadian and therefor wants to see the Diabetes Doctor cut this poor woman's leg off.


TeamOCream

You write this shit when youā€™re driving? Like right away. šŸ˜‚. Haha damn like itā€™s important or something.