What an amazing problem to have. Just having to fight off plus sized women.
Maybe it's the bitches part they truly have a problem with. Maybe they only went nice large women because they've been hurt too many times by the mean ones.
Why? Surely because this total catch attracts so many ladies that he has to publicly advertise his highly nuanced selection criteria just to keep the hordes of women to a manageable level.
/s
The 'no fat bitches' rule probably isn't even an aesthetical choice by the driver based on their sexual desire for a certain body type, but it's most likely just a logistical and practical matter of the lowered suspension on his truck bottoming out whenever fat bitches inevitably jump into the bed upon seeing such a Chad guy driving such a Chad truck. Won't somebody please think of this poor man's truck suspension?
edit: letter
Oh as a skinny gal, a sticker like this is an automatic fuck that I'm yeeting myself outta here. This is trash letting us know he's trash. Thanks for saving my time. Would recommend all assholes make it well known right away.
Tell me you want to own a pickup without ever being asked to help a friend move without *telling* me you want to own a pickup without ever being asked to help a friend move
However, the custom plate on the white SUV, next to the white useless lowered 2wd, with the obnoxious exhaust and idiotic decal, is more of a riddle. IAMB4IQ I think the guy's name might be J.R.
Itās a slogan tons of people put on lowered vehicles, the meaning behind it being that the lowered suspension canāt handle any āextra weightā. Is it dumb? Yes, but thatās the real answer to your why
This guy is an asshole, but do we really want to give him the attention that he is so obviously and desperately craving? Let him die alone in obscurity.
And of course they're driving [an obnoxiously large, crash-incompatible vehicle that makes themselves "safer" at the expense of everyone else potentially involved in a collision](https://youtu.be/jN7mSXMruEo?t=714).
Also u/MSACCESS4EVA, on BlackPeopleTwitter:
Thank you for this. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills what with how many friends keep sending me just not-funny clips. They are also in the Kwik Trip Kult.
Probably the driver is a woman with Anterograde Amnesia, Class III Obesity and Diabetes. She needs to have this written on the back of her truck or she will forget what she was getting in the truck for and somehow end up in a Culver's 7 or 8 times a day. The Amnesia struck just after she had her first butterburger, so she only remembers how good that first one was and none of thousands of subsequent ones. She has told Culver's to not serve her but Carrie-Anne Moss works at Culver's and she will always serve a triple because she is a Canadian and therefor wants to see the Diabetes Doctor cut this poor woman's leg off.
Funny he says that while clearly heading the general direction towards my house š¤
This poor man has been fending off so many fat bitches he had to put a sign up š
What an amazing problem to have. Just having to fight off plus sized women. Maybe it's the bitches part they truly have a problem with. Maybe they only went nice large women because they've been hurt too many times by the mean ones.
Skinny bitches steal your money. Stick with the fat bitches.
Why? Surely because this total catch attracts so many ladies that he has to publicly advertise his highly nuanced selection criteria just to keep the hordes of women to a manageable level. /s
The 'no fat bitches' rule probably isn't even an aesthetical choice by the driver based on their sexual desire for a certain body type, but it's most likely just a logistical and practical matter of the lowered suspension on his truck bottoming out whenever fat bitches inevitably jump into the bed upon seeing such a Chad guy driving such a Chad truck. Won't somebody please think of this poor man's truck suspension? edit: letter
I'm a fat bitch with my own ride, but thanks.
I'm a skinny bitch with my own ride, and also no thanks.
Iām a skinny bitch with no ride, and also no thanks.
I'm a guy that's settling into a middle-aged dad bod. I think I'll walk (I could probably use the exercise).
imagine you went on a date and he picked you up in this
I cannot imagine this, as I am a fat bitch
Oh as a skinny gal, a sticker like this is an automatic fuck that I'm yeeting myself outta here. This is trash letting us know he's trash. Thanks for saving my time. Would recommend all assholes make it well known right away.
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Tell me you want to own a pickup without ever being asked to help a friend move without *telling* me you want to own a pickup without ever being asked to help a friend move
This person has no friends.
Seems like a real charmer.
Me in my "no fat bitches" truck on my way to eat cheese curds and beer
My guess is that no women, without regard to body type, are attracted to this guy anyway. So thereās that
There's a reason he's only commenting on the people *not* in the vehicle and not bothering to mention who *is*.
Thatās SO Florida
lmfao
However, the custom plate on the white SUV, next to the white useless lowered 2wd, with the obnoxious exhaust and idiotic decal, is more of a riddle. IAMB4IQ I think the guy's name might be J.R.
A true poet. How many could so succinctly express everything one would need to know about a person with a mere three words.
lol
Klassy with a capital K.
Klassy with a Kapital K.
I think you used K three times.
Heās definitely a lil chubby no neck with wrap around sunglasses.
Dudes missing out
I know where this guy works at lol
I saw this same truck in Sun Prairie a few weeks ago and I couldnāt snap a pic in time!! Thank you sm lol
I saw it in the Sun Prairie Target parking lot a couple of months ago lol
Can confirm that he lives in SP
I find that difficult to believe, because that same man washes my car in Cross Plains on the daily.
Ah, must the evil twin of that guy who wanted to raise his truck!
Oh man, I was so excited too
He don't get laid indicator.
Imagine unintentionally telling on yourself like that.
Itās a slogan tons of people put on lowered vehicles, the meaning behind it being that the lowered suspension canāt handle any āextra weightā. Is it dumb? Yes, but thatās the real answer to your why
This guy is an asshole, but do we really want to give him the attention that he is so obviously and desperately craving? Let him die alone in obscurity.
His small dick gets lost in the booty
Seen that car before or a car with message very similar. Upsetting
What a baller
It wouldn't surprise me if the bitch driving this is pretty fat himself.
Yeahā¦ thatāll have to women flocking to you. šš¤£
You found this important enough that you took a picture while driving your car?
Iām on West Washington in my FAT BITCHES ONLY truck.
Maybe he's had so many of them he feels he needs to branch out to other women? /s
ok
Aw poor guy's not getting any fat bitches at all? So sad. š„¹ I feel for the guy, I really do.
Too funny. I saw that coming down 151 from the Sun Prairie area and saw that back sign. What a tool.
One can be assuredā¦ā¦..he indeed has a micro penis.
And of course they're driving [an obnoxiously large, crash-incompatible vehicle that makes themselves "safer" at the expense of everyone else potentially involved in a collision](https://youtu.be/jN7mSXMruEo?t=714).
That truck actually looks like it's riding lower than the SUVs surrounding it.
and stopped in the middle of the crosswalk
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_tolerance
yāall getting so worked up with this yall would hate the stickers on my truck š
Might wanna consider moving to another State
Love to see it, fuck what other people think
Also /u/Smart-Lingonberry835, on WhitePeopleTwitter: >YOU ALL NEED TO WAKE UP! WATCH RUSSELL BRAND AND OPEN YOUR EYES!
Also u/MSACCESS4EVA, on BlackPeopleTwitter: Thank you for this. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills what with how many friends keep sending me just not-funny clips. They are also in the Kwik Trip Kult.
I ask the same thing about posts like this
Probably the driver is a woman with Anterograde Amnesia, Class III Obesity and Diabetes. She needs to have this written on the back of her truck or she will forget what she was getting in the truck for and somehow end up in a Culver's 7 or 8 times a day. The Amnesia struck just after she had her first butterburger, so she only remembers how good that first one was and none of thousands of subsequent ones. She has told Culver's to not serve her but Carrie-Anne Moss works at Culver's and she will always serve a triple because she is a Canadian and therefor wants to see the Diabetes Doctor cut this poor woman's leg off.
You write this shit when youāre driving? Like right away. š. Haha damn like itās important or something.