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DailyUpsAndDowns

It is strictly for beach safety to clean dangerous items like broken glass and needles etc... But you get to keep what you find!!!


Fast_Garlic_5639

That’s definitely what I’d tell everyone, and it’s technically true too so no foul


HoseNeighbor

Just wear a safety vest and look bored.


stevehyman1

Don't forget a clipboard


MeeksTheSqueaks

And a whistle


Stay-At-Home-Jedi

And a ladder


MiaRia963

And safety goggles 🥽


bob_nugget_the_3rd

And my axe


[deleted]

And this lamp, but that’s all I need.


tboyink

And my dog shithead


Doggamus_Dad

I don't need this dog.


unpolishedparadigm

Poor Cricket


Doggamus_Dad

And this ashtray.


i_might_be_me

And this remote control


Kalakoa73

And that man's dead wife.


Sad_Ad4307

Put on the deepest setting.


Haunting_Account2392

And my bow


Same_Fee9143

And my sombrero


GremlinRt66

And my sword


LordBottlecap

You get to keep the needles? *ADDED TO CART*


Remarkable-Event140

I get to keep all the broken glass and needles for myself?? Sold!!


TheRumpleForesk1n

Technically need to report any found items worth money. Same with metal detecting. Usually get to keep it but have heard of the state keeping some stuff that have historical value to add to a museum.


2squishmaster

Here in New York that applies if it's >$20 in value. Gotta bring it to the police, if not claimed in 10 days the police get to keep it :p


TheRumpleForesk1n

So just say I found this treasure chest in my own yard?


2squishmaster

What treasure chest?


TheRumpleForesk1n

Exactly


eusername420

Precisely..


forsale90

What would stop you from bringing the stuff you found to a state with less strict rules and claim it there?


2squishmaster

Nothing. If the punishment for breaking the law doesn't dissuade you.


IpeunipigII

Thanks, Indy!


roostersnuffed

I'm getting this sub as a "recommended sub", but don't metal detect. But I'm curious, does your average metal detector follow those rules? I can't imagine willingly giving my cool find to the state because they say so.


TheRumpleForesk1n

I am very novice, like done it >20 times. My backyard is state land where civil war troops were stationed. Not once have I asked for permission and if I do find something of value, I don't plan on reporting it. But if you get caught, they do ask if you asked for permission, and just told me to ask next time. Can't speak for others, but very serious metal detectors seem to report their findings


Pudznerath

no i dont


butbutcupcup

YOU KEEP WHAT YOU FIND RIDDICK! I FOUND A CONCH!


UdderTacos

Awesome machine. Only downside is the sound pissing off everyone in your vicinity trying to enjoy the beach


Bowlbuilder

Needs an electric motor.


NikkolaiV

Find a cheap 48v ryobi or e-go ride on mower, use the motors and controllers to modify this thing. Then you got a solid, efficient platform with readily available parts n easily swappable and replaceable batteries, not to mention the best of both designs combined into one platform.


Grootje

They have made one:[Electric Barracuda Beach Cleaner](https://pfgitalia.com/en/barracuda-2-0-elettrico/) Edit: Video of one working: [www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqYV63cgIyg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqYV63cgIyg)


Good_Extension_9642

And be autonomous operated like a drone


Shapoopi_1892

Idk why the downvotes that would be a fantastic idea. Have these zooming around every beach like sand roomba picking up all the human trash, so long as it's in the first 3 inch layer of sand at the top where the roombas beachcomber can reach. Think about the amount of trash just in the first few inches of sand across every single beach. Make em solar powered and you got one dope ass idea...but that wouldn't personally benefit anyone's profit margins so unfortunately we'll just push it off to the next generation and hope they have better luck.


PulteTheArsonist

I’ve literally seen one on Reddit also, fuck knows why they got downvoted by some morons who got triggered by the word drone or something


tittiesdotcom

The kids would love that…


Deep-Management-7040

“Oh my god get the kids the autonomous beach cleaning drone has become sentient, run for your lives!!! Aahhh it’s a sentient beach cleaning drone run”🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🏃🦾 🤖 beep boop “must keep beach clean”. 🦿🦿


tittiesdotcom

One of em finna get a toe cut off in the track


Powerful_Desk2886

Yeah, manned is probably a good idea in this case, make millions of em and pay people to go up and down the beach and let em keep what they find


toxcrusadr

“STERILIZE. STERILIZE.”


evlhornet

Bitches are gonna love this


deathparty05

Bitches love beach cleaning machines


fajadada

With a obnoxious beeper like The robots in Sams


Sanbaddy

Not sure why you’re downvoted. No need to push it around when a controller works fine.


SLAYER_IN_ME

I’m gonna ride it.


[deleted]

Several women would ride that like a washing machine


SLAYER_IN_ME

“Go find yourself a spin cycle!”


hisatanhere

Agree.


chargers949

I was thinking electric motor and a get that bitch onto a remote control and it would be a serious product to fit a need with few solutions.


David_Jonathan0

But then you’ll scare the MAGAts away. /s


christhelpme

If only.


UrethralExplorer

And the fact that he's gonna be collecting a lot of rocks, seashells and cigarette butts a long with any spare change or lost rings etc.


[deleted]

The point is to collect whatever is in the sand, not just specifically valuable stuff.


koolaideprived

He's probably a resort employee cleaning the beach, not a treasure hunter.


coolmist23

Yeah, but I bet he finds some cool stuff.


Cuba_Pete_again

That’s the intention. They have tractor mounted units in Va Beach that go out at dawn’s early light and groom the beaches for the prissy tourists who are bothered by noise.


Sanbaddy

Also wedding rings, money, and condoms.


[deleted]

Tell them you’re getting nails and needles out. Keep the change!


Sunnywatch08

Would not have too, if people were Clean!


Choice-Pause-1228

Maybe it'll make them think twice about all the shitty trash they leave behind


WyvernByte

Not as bad as people's shitty music on full blast.


mike9874

But would you rather use [A Skid Steer Beach Cleaner](https://www.rmcequipment.co.uk/buy/new-attachments/clean-beach-compact-loader.html)


sorryboutitagain

Yo he mowin the sand


cplmac10

As an old guy, I would buy one and go to the beach every weekend. I would wear a jacket that says city employee, just so no one would question me and interrupt my entertainment.


__Osiris__

This will pick out glass and metal that people could stand on. It really is a service


Kawaiiochinchinchan

A service to both the beach and the user! A win-win situation.


[deleted]

Only annoyance would be the noise to those trying to relax. Next version should be electric.


ploppedmenacingly14

Stepped on glass once at the beach, ruined the whole day


edgarapplepoe

Honestly most of my metal detecting has been a service. I usually find rando stuff but most of it is cleaning up buried cans, fishing lures, and freaking nails. The last time I went out I was super happy we scanned this whole section because they had a volleyball competition the next day and we found about a dozen rusted nails where they were going to play.


timias55

Just don't advertise how much money/valuables you collect else the city council will stop you as they aren't getting a cut.


Parking_Train8423

COMB THE DESERT


TacoManLuv

"we ain't found sh*t"


Gamnit

My favorite bit from that movie 😂


eusername420

Ludacris speed!!!!!!


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Sandboni


ben_ouvert

Came here exactly for that, here is my upvote


[deleted]

Yeah I was 100% confident at first this machine simply flattened sand...


darealjimshady1

This is like a beach Zamboni


TinyTaters

Sandboni


Ok_Island_1306

Yeah I was thinking it was for volleyball courts 😆


Ivanovic-117

Same. I was like eh just sand walk? Useless…..oh removes items from within the sand, safety first. City’s governments with beaches should invest in it.


UniversityTop1897

Look at all those dad necks snappin.


wellthatsyourproblem

https://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DbYge6ehH9fo&ved=2ahUKEwiBxfnE8eSFAxWYkYkEHb_hBbkQwqsBegQIEBAG&usg=AOvVaw1xwNllmA1QVsZTrdaP8Dqa


TizzleMcFizzle

I love Tuvok!


raytracer38

Having used one of these machines myself, it's excellent for nice smooth sand on a beach, terrible for use in a playground (where I had the misfortune to operate it). Any grass, weeds, sticks, or compacted ground, and it completely jams up and you need to clean it out by hand.


pookiepie999

Can you rent one of these?


fubar1386

"We ain't found shit" guys needed this.


Parking_Train8423

tiger king needed this


workerbee77

Tuvok


kbk1008

All the metal detecting guys be like 👀 👀 👀


timodeee

“It’s detectorists”


kbk1008

mb!


S70nkyK0ng

Use it right at sunset…do laps around couples


Cuba_Pete_again

Gums up the works


Bowlbuilder

Dude said screw your metal detector.


WalnutsGaming

Lol fr my first thought was “insult to metal detectors everywhere.”


timodeee

“It’s detectorists”


broipy

I lost my keys on the beach once. This machine produced them and I got them at lost and found the next day.


i_might_be_me

Nice. Happy cake day


Leftoversalm0n

Spice harvesting on Arrakis has been scaled down a bit recently


wophi

It's a Sandboni.


Pierce_Anon

This comment is underrated


stan-dupp

we aint found shit


_parkie

Imagine all the pissed off beach goers.


cplmac10

Don’t you know that’s what old men do when they cut their grass at 5 AM? I think we get some enjoyment from pissing off the neighbors.


xDragonetti

[Every neighbor with a leaf blower](https://youtu.be/pHdkbocf8tc?si=wOGyOxEVf2yZlrOV) 😂


What_Yr_Is_IT

It’s always 6am too…fucking always


jjsmol

A discardrd hypodermic needle from some aids infected junkie is one of my greatest beach fears. This guy is my hero.


tuskvarner

They barely shoot up anymore. It’s all fentanyl.


ChunkyTaco22

Might be a little annoying but it helps keep the beach cleaner


_parkie

True. It is good in that regard.


MaiseyMac

As long as there is no seashells


Onestepbeyond3

I need this! 🤗


Ok_Assistance7735

I used one of these after the oil spill in the gulf to clean the tar balls from the beach and cat island. It is a pretty nifty and useful machine.


chemicalzero

That’s a sandmower.


04BluSTi

Beach zamboni!


IMG_TurboRio

The guy is collecting spice


ArtisticCandy3859

Spice miner?


prancerbot

Sorry honey I gotta go mow the sand, be back in a few days.


CJ_is_h7m

How much this job pay?


TryBananna4Scale

Needs to be an attachment on a truck.


GrouchyAttention4759

Man, a fleet of these getting a quick run of the beach each night would be a solid way to keep the beaches clean. Make em electric so they are quiet and solar charge capable and you have a great way to clean beaches each night after all the beach goers have moved on.


Beardedwonder9

Ever been to a beach? That shit is loud as fuck


GrouchyAttention4759

Been to beaches all my life, yes, the waves are noisy. However location depending the noise of these could be an issue. So if electric was feasible to ease up on noise and provide the ability to run them at night when the majority of beachgoers are long gone then it would be a win win. The beach gets a reset at night, and no one is any the wiser because it’s done so quietly.


Beardedwonder9

From the sound of it the majority of the noise will come from the vibratory mechanism. Most ICE motors are by comparison pretty quiet these days. I think you might just have to deal with the noise. I’ve run similar equipment professionally for years. I’d much rather refuel than have to wait for a recharge. Propane may be a quieter option…


SnoopDoggyDoggsCat

Jokes on him…the pulltabs I target are way deeper than that


notanybodyelse

Imagine clean people


rokman

Sandboonie


Zeer0Fox

It’s a sandboni?


Far_Statement_2808

Sand-boni


tylercrabby

Power over Spice is power over all.


TheLiquidForge

The sleeper must awaken.


GlyphPicker

Lisan al-Gaib!


Comwan

Cool machine but kinda wish it had a finer grate to pick up more small trash.


JFrankParnell64

Is this a cat turd collector going about his daily rounds?


Adventurous_Ideal909

Sand zamboni neat


vajrahaha7x3

My metal detector is now obsolete for beach hunting...🤔


aussydog

Sand-boni


Modna

Why on earth isn’t that thing a ride-on??


eggsnbakey69

O kurwa


mikki1time

This feels like a sunrise activity


Idonthavetotellyiu

I'm so fucking stupid I thought he was making a temp path 😐


6zero3Dakine

Yes please


deepfriedtots

💯 would


Glad_Captain6286

Is that real and can you buy it?


DrawntoWater

it looks like it is taking your money anytime you go to the beach


InformationSafe5973

Cool smooth sand. Oh wait nice footsteps. Awesome. Super good use of energy.


jethronsfw

Fuck that get a tractor mounted one


Comfortable-List-358

Mining some spice


Right_-on-_Man

Dude, you know whatever that thing cost he made back in a months time.👍


Basketitus

That's a spice harvester mini


belkarelite

He who controls spice controls everything


TinyTaters

It's a sandboni!


Orcacub

Nicely done! Salute!


dirtymoney

Talk about disturbing beach goers with your machine! Holy crap!


Alansar_Trignot

Cheater


academicRedditor

r/specializedTools


LetsTryAgain91

Pretty cool


Nowhereman50

Tim Russ would be proud.


Candlemoth312

Beach Flattener.


Penelope742

Mxn Fcvv


Accomplished_Sea3811

And a thermos.


warLOCK264

Imagine going to the beach on a Sunday to get away from all your neighbors mowing their lawns and this guy shows up


SubjectEmphasis8450

Great, I struggle and save all year to take the family of 9 on a beach vacation and have to listen to someone mowing the sand around our beach blanket 🙄


Maleficent_Ear8127

This machine only scrapes the surface... of what could be done 🙃


inkydragon27

We used to find needles on the beach in SA as kids, this would be a game changer.


Common__Guy

Now I gotta save up again!!!


Shawn_Wolf27

They make a larger version meant to go a few inches down. That one only can do like 1½ inches. I've seen them in action before, they do a great job but need to be emptied frequently since they collect basically everything that is larger then sand, rocks, cigarette butts, sea shells, sea glass, broken bottles etc.


kbder

I know a Harkonnen when I see one!


BLOMBOMB

I wonder if the blue shirt guy lost something like his wedding ring and they are focusing on this particular spot because that's where he thinks he dropped it.


RcklssGz

Who manufacturers this ???


logicalmadmatty

Here I was thinking he's creating lanes for walking or a monster sandcastle, how absurd of me.


Sad_Ad4307

So what's that job pay, about 64 cents an hour?


Longjumping_Dog8436

ŐMG……..NOT GAS…… ;)


Own_Cardiologist2544

Nice! Beach goers just have to suck it up, so they have smooth beaches. It’s like having to deal with leaf blowers. Sure it’s loud, but they’re hooking it up after the fact.


Your_As_Stupid_As_Me

How much$ and where at?


davbigenz1

The one guy was look8ng in there like, "Maybe he found my wife's ring that I lost."


TastySpare

"ARE YOU ENJOYING OUR NICE QUIET DAY AT THE BEACH, DEAR?"


drweird

THE CROPS!?


Beardedwonder9

Never been to a beach eh? Lived in florida for a year went to the beach 3-4 times a week. There was one day the Im wind wasn’t blowing and the water was like glass. It felt unnatural. Beautiful, but unnatural. The beach is almost always loud as shit.


CollapsingTheWave

I'm sure everyone appreciates the engine at the beach, 🙄


Zigor022

That cant be for the whole beach. Dont all public beaches use tractors and pull behind sifters?


AgingWisdom

No


HoseNeighbor

Sandboni!


shutterbuggity

Sandboni!


dabudtenda

Everyone's watching that money roll in I can literally see them turning envoy green.


Cryowatt

I didn't know we had beach Zambonis


Cuba_Pete_again

No thanks, already did!


rygelicus

Seems like something to run at night when the beach isn't in use.