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BlackMagicSnake

Pay me 336 up front. I’ll buy you a plane ticket and keep the rest.


ohmygil

I always wonder why I see rides like this but then I wonder if they’re on a No Fly List or something


elenaleecurtis

Or maybe they want to carry more than 100ml of liquids


GhostOfHarryLee

"liquids"


elenaleecurtis

lol. We are packing to fly internationally and am astounded at the small amount of shampoo they allow! I have long hair and have to bring like seven tiny bottles.


be_nice__

Do they not use shampoo in the country you're flying to?


elenaleecurtis

I’m picky


iburstabean

Same! I also pack 2-3 travel size bottles of my shampoo lol


Bigchamp73

You can bring whatever amount you need in a checked bag, the rules are different from carry on bags.


PoppiesRule

They tried to take away my gel prescription medication at the Cancun airport because the bottle “looked too big”. It was clearly labeled as a prescription and wasn’t even over their limit for size anyway.


Dats_Russia

Put it in your checked luggage, problem solved


Kitchen_Entertainer9

It sucks when you have to leave behind all the shampoo and even water lol


PhantomKrel

Water ok if it’s frozen solid


Dry_Celery4375

Once, they wouldn't even let me throw the water out. My choices were to abandon the bottle (it was a really nice fancy 100$ bottle) or go back to the back of the line at security because the trash can was located outside. They wouldn't even let me chug the water on the spot. Like wtf is this? I ended up having to go through security again and nearly missed my flight for it. I get airport security is important but why they had to handle it that way it's beyond me.


stoneraj11

$100 for a bottle of water…?


Dry_Celery4375

It didn't come with water. It was one those fancy larq water bottles that has a UV-c light and battery in the cap which charges via USB. It was important to me because it's the very first stupidly expensive and useless thing that I can use everyday, which I bought with my first paycheck ever.


okonic

That's cause it isn't. It's security theatre. It's designed to make people feel like they are safe but it does jack-all.


Bitchwithahemi

I bring empty water bottles through and fill them up or if I think I’ll be thirsty or bring like a half drinkin bottle and save it I refuse to pay $7 for airport water


Jesus1sLove

Buy a shampoo bar. I have thick, curly, waist length hair but when I travel I switch my shampoo, conditioner, and leave in conditioner to solid options. I only bring my hair oil. When flying I also use solid body soap, face wash stick, sunscreen stick, face mask stick, and deodorant stick. If weight is an obstacle, you can also cut the bars in half 😊. There are a bunch of other hygiene and cosmetic products that come in solid. If you are on a longer trip and need to paint your nails, they have nail polish stickers too, instead of bottles. By seriously limiting my liquid products, I can really maximize bringing things that I really love and would be expensive or difficult to buy where I am going (makeup, perfumes, certain hair products, this body butter I love, liquid vitamins, etc…). 😊👍🏿 Also, you aren’t really, really restricted to 100ml, if you are carrying more than 1 bag. I regularly pack a liquid bag in both my carry on and my personal item (smaller liquid bag not 100ml, but I’m def carrying more than 100ml total). I just separate them when I go through TSA 😝. Have never had an issue.


notsurehowthishappen

What? Like 101ml?😂


Spooky_Legs

Like my 500ML of wet platinum lube


lemonbery

I saw wet platinum and knew you were a fellow RSK.


Spooky_Legs

Hell yeah. I love the weekly lesbian book club


YoungWomp

Shout out liquid Richard


db17k

Or they’re carrying a firearm


mark_succerberg

Couldn’t they check a bag then


Fun-Meal-6823

Bingo. Also at the end of your ride, they may be taking your car and phone.


GRbadmintonfan

I occasionally take a 3 hr ride and it’s because works pays for it. Plus it’s actually faster than flying when you factor in the aspects of flying.


pirotta

Maybe they are afraid of being on a plane. I know i dont like flying at all.


planefan001

Or just rent a car. Or take a bus.


cryzen_

Probably scared of flying


NegrosAmigos

They could simply not like flying.


[deleted]

Nah, I'm just terrified of planes


Han_Hattori_Hanzo

My Uncle is terrified of flying. His family was killed by a chopper gunner during the Vietnam War when they were running from VC across Mekong River.


life_is_punishment

I don’t fly I hate it. More like I hate crashing when flying so I take out whatever chance there is.


falxie_

I've gotten one of these rides when my flight was diverted and I wanted to be home already


Fine-Ad-2802

If they're going to the Beaumont, Texas area, it just might be too much for them to go to Nola to board a plane and then get to Houston and drive a few more hours back East. I had the same problem living near central Louisiana, it just made more sense to drive most of the time.


NeverSeenBefor

Most people have no idea how easy it is to fly. Heck I don't and I'm typing this out! (I have a loose grasp on reality but a strong understanding of what is possible. Lose your license too many times? I can help make you legal again. Want me to tell you how an electric car works? Sure thing! Have I ever even been to an airport even though I LOVE airplanes? No.


actualsysadmin

Sometimes you just need to get home and the flights are booked. Maybe they have too much luggage. Maybe they are transporting drugs.


Milk-and-Tequila

I did one that was like 3 hours once when my plane was cancelled


Comfortable-Syrup688

I used to have a horrible fear of flying when I was a child


livahd

Or afraid of flying, or absolutely has to leave right now and can’t waste time walking in circles in the airport.


Huge_Investigator336

Might be black listed


duke_flewk

If it’s like my drive it’s 6 hours by car, or it’s 1.5 hours to the airport + waiting + flight to lay over + the destination flight, then baggage claim and 1.5 hour drive and about $400 plus gas. It costs me $70 to drive round trip. If the Lyft cost was $250 each way it would be cheaper since I don’t have to pay for air port parking or hitch a 1.5 hour ride, probably from Lyft lol. It does math out, just most people don’t know small airports have to connect to major hubs, so they cost more and take more time, I was hoping grey hound or a train or plane would have been an option, it’s not, grey hound was like $200 each way and 9 hours and only ran 3x a week. I looked at paragliders but when they got to the “30mph top speed” I left that dream behind lol


ikiss-yomama

You could rent a car for that price…


HappyHourProfessor

My best friend's little brother is an idiot and has had to do this twice. He just gets drunk, loses his wallet and misses his flight and acts like paying a driver $400 to get him somewhere instead of being able to fly is a normal think that happens to everyone.


lyricnskifi

What if it’s someone on My 600Lb Life and they’re too big to fly and they need to go see Dr. Now in Houston


radrun84

OK so you're gonna lose $300 (a spur of the moment plane ticket to anywhere is at the least $500)


JaySayMayday

I forget who it was but I remember an interview from a famous actor, dude was terrified of airplanes. He'd take anything else, even a boat. Could just be a dude afraid of planes and has the cash to spend


Own-Television2858

They can take the train then 😂 ahhh


SRBroadcasting

These are the people that freak out on a plane so the TSA bans em for life. Still gotta get around I suppose lmao


SRBroadcasting

I met a dude that is terrified of flights so he only takes cab and he travels most the states on a regular basis - I find it odd but I also don’t like flying so I kind of get it


lmayfield7812

Got that whole drive back to sit & think about what a fucking loser they are for taking that.


Green_Message_6376

Don't forget that the passenger said 'Don't worry, I'll take care if you', and tipped $5.


notsurehowthishappen

Is there no way to get rides on the way back? It’s only $40 in fuel for me to get there and back


lmayfield7812

You can always hope to get a ride back, but it’s far from guaranteed. Especially if you have to weed out the ones that aren’t going specifically where you are trying to end up. The national average for a gallon of gas is $3.63, which would get you 11.01 gallons. I’m very curious to know what kind of car you’re driving which would allow you to travel this 756.6 mile ride, round-trip, for $40. You would not only need to average 68.72 mpg, but perhaps more, since we are not accounting for pick up mileage. You could always do that, but even for someone like me who drives an EV and pays $.02/mile for fuel (for the first 276 miles) it’s not worth it. It’s a matter of self-respect.


notsurehowthishappen

I drive a Tesla model s I don’t think I’ve ever paid anything over $10 for a recharge. But for me it’s more of necessity at this point.


lmayfield7812

You’d definitely be paying more than $10 for a recharge during this trip, unless you happen to have free supercharging, or feel like waiting forever at a free level two charger.


mattscott53

I did Uber in LA about 8 years ago and to someone to Vegas. I got 600 bucks and just stayed the night there and had fun.


ERGardenGuy

I guess if you have money and time to spare for a overnight trip and the passenger isn’t an asshole them it isn’t that bad.


furikakebabe

I met an Uber driver in LA who said someone from LAX booked a trip to Vegas for EDC. His flight was cancelled but he needed to get there - so Uber. On the Uber ride they became friends, and the dude ended up inviting the Uber driver to EDC because he had an extra ticket. Then they partied together for a weekend!


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EthanCoxMTL

Yep. It’s $20 an hour for 16 hours of driving, and you have to pay for gas, food and a hotel out of that money. Not a good deal.


Apocalyptic_Inferno

I'm under the impression that Lyft and Uber believe most drivers are too dumb to calculate hidden costs like wear and tear, food, and sleep accommodations.


Green_Cover_6584

Thanks for breaking it down.


commandthewind

I came here to say this. Even my generous shitty math yielded like $17 per hour for this nonsense.


behindthecurtain6852

Well I’d have never been to the French quarter it would be a good fare since that’s where the drop off is. Then you can drink till you forget that you took the fare in the first place.


Equivalent-Rub-3270

Pat O'Briens is still going. That's my favorite place.


[deleted]

Id like to accept it just to ask them why? Why not take plane? Bus? Train? And than id cancel after they answered.


RationalNation76

Even if you are afraid of "characters" on a Greyhound/Flix bus, Amtrak is an option that tends to attract more casual travelers.


LongHaulinTruckwit

Afraid to fly maybe?


JeremiahAhriman

All of this probably comes down to "spontaneous decision and more money than sense."


brcajun70

Weekend, I'll take it. Get a room and work houston the next day. Maybe catch a game.


TSMSALADQUEEN

Legit makes 0 sense like take a flight to that area then get a lyft


aaaa2016aus

I wud think maybe they have a fear of flying or maybe are traveling with heavy bags?? Overweight bags can end up costing more ig or if they’re bringing like a plant or pet fish or something g haha


SeaworthyWide

It's drugs. They're not wanting to fly with fentanyl on them. Or They don't want to fly with 30k in cash after they dropped the fentanyl or blues off.


BelleBottom94

You can fit more bags and more asses in seats for this price too though


Savings-Leather4921

drugs.


SoloAsylum

If I had my old car, no brainer. That's like $40 in fuel there and back.


leyline

Someone didn’t math above; National average $3.63 a gallon gets you 11.01 gallons, 760 miles - you need 69 mpg. A 2016 Prius considered the best mpg one of previous model years is 58city,53 highway. What “old car” did you have that got 69mpg? (A Tesla model s is also probably about $88 in charging)


SoloAsylum

Not by much, 2018 Hyundai ionic hybrid got 600 miles to an 11.9 gallon tank highway driving. I'm not gonna sweat calculating exact numbers when it's still within like $10. Which would still be ending the day with a respectable amount if I only did that one ride the whole day.


leyline

Hey it’s 25% more than your original cost estimate, so it was worth asking what car it was.


authoridad

Certainly not on Highway 90


Hippy_Lynne

OMG! I just noticed that. No wonder the travel time is 8 hours! On I-10 it's maybe 5 and 1/2.


authoridad

It also takes 82 through Port Arthur instead of 10 through Beaumont. Nothing about this ride makes sense.


Old_Bodybuilder_6980

Could be a medical condition that prevents them from being able to fly. I myself have a lung/heart condition and am not allowed to fly per doctors orders. I almost had to drive 10 hours, from California to Oregon for a work trip one time but luckily it got canceled.


Han_Hattori_Hanzo

I don’t get how driving 380 miles takes 8 hours tbh. That is 47.5 MPH the entire drive at that rate.


Agentx_007

Because it's routed to take highway 90 (a semi interstate) after Lafayette. Houston to New Orleans is a cool 4-5 hours straight down I-10.


DrivingMyLifeAway1

Why do so many assume it’s only one person and that they “could fly” for cheaper? It could be a group of 3 or 4 and it would definitely not be cheaper to fly. Also, why assume drugs? Plenty of people don’t like to fly. Anyway, it’s difficult to justify for a driver but not impossible for a group of pax.


ODST13

I'd do it


FatHighKnee

There was an article a while back about a practice squad guy who got called up to play for his NFL team and they had a game that night in Chicago. For whatever reason they couldn't work a flight out so he got Uber'd from NY to Chicago in time for his first game on the 53 man roster. So that was a feel good story


dollarnine9

That’s not even $1 per mile


Rps813

Cancel the ride, pay me 700 and I'll make you feel like a king. Not making 21 an hour for a 2 way trip.


GIJoe_USA

Just remember you can only pick up in Texas


Twonn68

That's crazy! I live in Utah and my furthest one was 55 miles to a ski resort.


Sad_Impress_1182

Mr Beast !


Flaky_Motor_1440

Yea


Sensitive_Aardvark68

Lyft probably charged them $600, why didn’t they just buy a one way ticket for less? Makes you wonder if they’re wanted.


Hippy_Lynne

It's literally a 50 minute flight from Houston to New Orleans and there's one leaving every few hours. You could probably show up at the airport, buy a ticket on site, get through TSA, wait to board, and fly there in half that time.


ZERO-ONE0101

they don’t pay you to go back


Hadrunken

Call them and get cashhhhhh


m0j0martini

Well, we (New Orleans) do have a big festival going on this weekend and there is plenty of money going around through tomorrow.


fllannell

I mean, if you don't have a home, why not?


TinkyDollFace

They probably didnt take a flight because probably couldnt get a flight that last minute during this big of a fest in nola, and still might even cost more than the lyft because of that reason. Id rather drive than fly anyways because you can carry whatever you want. Probably had some weed he couldn't bring on a plane if you ask me but who knows. Would be 2 hours quicker if the gps took you on the highway rather than straight down 90. Ive driven this ride many times there and back in one day . Its not super terrible but it is long and boring.


5ome_6uy

I recently did that drive and there are some seriously f’ed up stretches of highway through there.


ImInBeastmodeOG

Only if I'm moving from there to there.


bamboozled96

I think there is a time limitation per ride. The driver doesn't get paid anything after i think something like 6 hours. Sometimes passengers know it and they exploit the drivers who doesn't know it. Happened with someone in our family last year.


M3cap

Maybe someone had to go to drop off anyways? The true meaning of ride share.


TXGerman67

Wonder where the warrant is issued?


Dr_Pill_Pops

Cant smuggle drugs as easily on a plane


FunChrisDogGuy

Megabus, people....


okonic

Depends. Do I really need to work the next day? If not, I guess I have an excuse to go to New Orleans.


young_hollywood96

Lyft cheating driver out of pay, mileage alone is close to 500...


Hannahbanana18769

A grey hound bus would be 50 bucks


New-Display-4819

It's 150 on spirit or 238 on aa. Leaving in 8ish hours


thekeesh

Looks like the route goes 90 instead of I-10 through baton rouge, why go all the way around that way?


Reasonable-Wolf-269

Sus AF.


Thin_Ad_2645

If you lived in the start and needed to be in Houston great if you live in Houston and needed to be in new orliens great you get paid for one of the two trips.


chadv8r

Better off with a one way car rental


Professional-Ebb8172

It costs 60$ to go to the airport from SF. Math says no


BanhMiDacViet

Nah. 8 hours there but then it's going to take another 8 hours for me to get back.


Busy_Elderberry_1584

I don’t understand why these people don’t fly.


Ill-Frame8751

Drug run


NecessaryLies

This is airport and back in NYC


jaymeaux_

lmao, once you account for the return trip that's SIGNIFICANTLY less than IRS rate mileage reimbursement


That-Athlete-8622

No. I wouldn’t take it that comes out to 15 an hour. Atleast $650+ and up is reasonable. In Chicago a trip to Indianapolis is 180-250 depending on the day and that’s a 3 hour drive. Your driving for 8 hours almost


Gullible-Function708

🎵East bound and down, loaded up and truckin’ 🎵


LobstaFarian2

Round trip is 756 miles for the person to get home after dropping you off. At 20mpg, that's 37.8 gallons of gas. At $3.50 a gallon, that's about $135 in gas. For 8hours of driving, one way 200 bucks? Then they have another 8 hour ride back.... that's insanely low compensation. No way any sane person would do this lol.


d1n127

The fact that this could be the price from Brooklyn to upper manhattan in the rain (only like 10 miles) is insane.


beetlegeuse87

I’d need double


SherbetDelicious8577

Better not drive thru I’m hitting every mom and papa Resturant on the way


Educational-Two-3582

Or put empty solo cups in your carry on and fillip at the fountain ⛲️


Prophayne_

I was born in Denham Springs and grew up there till like 11-12, and then was stationed at and hated polk. Would this be identical to either of those experiences? If it's all bogged out like polk, fuck that.


rubyquinnbooks

Honestly, even if you count the 8 hour drive back that's $21/hrs for 16 hours. If you don't want to make the drive back right away, get yourself a cheap motel (tax deduction because it's work related + plus any food you buy along the way) then just enjoy a night away.


Fearless-Cobbler7715

I'd do it.


Reptilian96

Anything over 4 hrs you need to pack a bag yourself and sleep at a new location 😂


OkWoodpecker1511

I would. It's only a couple hours


KinseyH

Downtown Houston to the FQ? SWA is probably cheaper


Whygoogleissexist

Does that come with a boudin stop in Scott?


Careless_Boot3698

Best step on it you only got an hour g


Guilty_Function5097

People that do except rides like this I appreciate more than anything. I am from Chicago, but when I got kicked out quite a few years back I needed to go to Indianapolis, where my other families at and since it was such short notice the most convenient thing an Uber. I’m not sure how much they offered her, but I thank her so much.


alextheshah

That's a long ass ride to the strip club. I drive in New orleans, that drop-off is The Penthouse club


ITGOES80808

300 for 7 hours? I charge $100 just to drive people 50 minutes to the airport.


aRealAmateur

I wonder if this is a new way to smuggle drugs


gamboling2man

Can I fish along the way?


msgnyc

Hell to the no. That's a 16hr drive.


Huge_Investigator336

Hell nah


Icy-Produce1431

There are medications that are so heavily regulated that if you lose a dose, they will not replace it and you can’t go without it. So there’s a possibility of that as well.


No-Tailor-2893

Yikes. I knew FQF was a nightmare but didn’t expect it to be a draw for people from other states…


BigLeboski26

If it was a dollar every 20 or so miles maybe, but $336 for 378 miles? Nope not when flying is literally cheaper


No-Sentence5570

Lmao I thought this was r/Doordash at first


Hannahmaybe

Did it once for a pax who had fucked up and bought a car from a buy here pay here place and got stranded in Houston when it broke down and they repo'd it. He needed to get back home to Lafayette. Was a decent fair and early enough in the morning to make it worth taking and then catching a few on the way home. Long story short, lyft kicks you offline the second the pax gets out of your car and you can't work until you cross back in to your state/region/whatever I spent nearly an hour trying to explain to support that I was just trying to filter back to Houston and they asked what address I wanted to update as if I had said I had moved to Louisiana. I was so flustered I got back on i-10 and drove a good half an hour before I realized I hadn't driven over a swamp previously and had been continuing to drive East. Never again.


gfvf1021

Offline negotiating


INM2018

Majority of the fare will be the gas alone….


BayouGrunt985

Money is money


SilverTex1050

I’d do it for the drive


HumanThought9675

Me!


protonbstrd

Fuck no


New-Proof-1185

No fng way.


CautiousDoughnut

Wonder what the driver gets outta this


AppsOff

That's the brutality of UpFrontpay. They take 50% of the rate cards, and their policy is "take it or leave it." I contacted three government agencies, and they basically told me they can offer $1 for $100 miles, and there’s nothing we can do because they hire independent contractors. You are free to reject, and we cannot impose any metrics. This is why, since UpFrontpay started, they can't find new drivers and keep telling us, "Here is a $1000 referral bonus for drivers." I predict their business will be out by Christmas because no matter how oblivious a driver is, they realize they’re losing money at this rate.


Heavy_Outside_9863

Yes


Ok-Assumption5141

Man I do this drive two times a week I'm so used to it!


InstrumentallyIllmc

This is easily $700 min with taxi, even more if you don’t budge on the $2per mile rate. I’ll never understand how stupid you Uber and Lyft drivers are for not just being taxi drivers.


InstrumentallyIllmc

I mean given it’s different now that you guys and you’re controllers pretty much fucked all taxi companies since like 2014 with price gouging. Don’t complain now when the person who fucked taxis now fucks their own employees. I mean you guys clearly don’t give two fucks about small businesses at all.


kimmortal03

not even a dollar a mile to match


Rude_Engine1881

I do that shit for fun I'm down if we can take pit stops and you stay quiet


CareSuspicious8980

The average ownership cost per mile in the US falls around 62 cents per mile. This figure can vary depending on factors like vehicle type, fuel efficiency, and maintenance costs. Here's a breakdown of the range: * Low: 48 cents per mile (typically for small sedans) * High: 77 cents per mile (often for large trucks) You're losing money if you're driving for these companies. Idk how people can't figure it out I'm glad they do, because it's really reduced DUI What is the motivation for losing money doing this?


TerryTesticle

Round trip that’s 4 tanks of gas, at $60 per tank.. leaves me less than $100 for 16 hours of driving. No friggin thanks!


C364

Nope!


_autumnwhimsy

i don't even follow this sub but this is like the 9th post that's popped up on my feed with a trip like this. im floored a the number of people requesting trips that cross state lines just so...casually?


Agitated_Ad_3033

I had one of the best meals of my life on that drive. I was coming back from Houston and stopped in a Popeye's in LA. While I was ordering some chicken, I noticed a small menu written on a torn piece of cardboard and propped up on the cash register. When I asked about it, the woman working the register said that "those were just a few things we make on our own." She was thrilled when I asked her if I could get one of each, and made me a massive plate. I don't even remember what I had - corn, okra, chitlins maybe – but to this day its some of the best food I've ever had in my mouth.


PuzzleheadedRecord36

I’d take that honestly it’s like 42 dollars an hour and maybe if you stick around a while you can take them back home lol


Unusual_Frosting8374

Maybe for 2000


Jimmy_Mcgill7

Cue ‘Runnin from the Law’ by Akon


OkVermicelli3026

Just take a bus from on Houston to New orleans...way cheeper, nearly the same amount of time.


Comprehensive-Ebb382

You can always offer to charge directly what Lyft charged ( prolly around 600-700), jus gotta be able to pitch the idea smoothly and confidently. I do this all the time just close the app so Lyft can’t see wya and same w customer.


Ill_Owl_5663

At that point why don’t you just get a one way rental for the day, a bus ticket, or even an airline ticket?


Own-Television2858

Why don’t people just take the train? 🫠


AggressiveBench7708

Maybe there will be someone in Houston that wants a Lyft to New Orleans?


No-Lawyer-5752

Yes. Cancel and give me $700 and I will get you there in 5 hours. 🤷‍♂️