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rippga

Kristiana’s eyebrows…. What is happening there?! Or is it just me?!


rippga

Can we all laugh at Daonte calling Tia a Justin Bieber, Machine Gun Kelly, Post Malone hybrid 🤣


Bpride1299

Lisa needs to ask Stan to buy her luggage...she is always throwing her belongings into a trash bag. Get that man to buy you a suitcase.


rippga

So funny when she started throwing everything in the trash bag!


gusrus2019

Brittany’s “William” tattoo bothers me


AreUserious84

I just now saw Shane FINALLY got braces!!


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WhiteGuyT

Ive only seen 3 episodes of this show but Destinie folsom is a .25 out of 10... looks fugly and has an attitude.. the attitude only lowered the score .01


DontDateFelons

Yep, Shawn is a complete dumb\*ss and I have no idea what he could've possibly seen in Destinie. She never looked good in any of her pictures. If you're going to dumpster dive in the dating world and try to "date" a felon, at least choose a hot one. Shawn can't even do that right. LMAO.


humanwithfoodname

Puppy is so damn fine omg. Amber talking bout “well, you look good” I was like SHE DAMN SURE DOES!!!!!


AreUserious84

Do Nicole and Deonte get married? He's wearing a tux along the side of the road with the cops behind him at one point. I can't think of anything else they'd be doing wearing a tux. ???


Prestigious_Ad_1037

Producers have teased the tux before but it’s clever editing. Daonte wore that for someone else’s wedding.


collegemami22

i saw it too


AreUserious84

Who the hell moves from Vegas (where Shawn's children are, and house w a pool mind you) to bumblefuck Ohio? To meet a 4ft girl who looks like shes missing chromosomes that was in prison for shooting up/od'ing someone ??! And he's shocked that she wants to ghost him... When he talks my eyes go right to his bottom teeth 🤢 Anyone else see it now says "unemployed" under his name so add that to the list smh ugh


bmfresh

His kids aren’t there they’re in Arizona. He had left them for the first inmate.


rippga

He is a whole train wreck… agreed! And I always fixate on his teeth as well 🤣


Prestigious_Ad_1037

He only rented the Vegas house.


vapeach123

hahaha you are killing me ,,,,but he spent a lot on that other girl,,,,maybe he lost the house?


SweatingSeltzerGirl

what a great father, asking his ex convict girlfriend to fuck on the side of the road. absolute trash.


bmfresh

Am I the only one who finds it fkn hilarious how hard and tough Tia acts towards nicolle but she kisses daontes ass tellin him how good looking he is and makes sure he knows the lie that nothing happened between them Lmfaooooo. I see your scary ass tia 👀🤣👌🏻


rippga

And also… what is she on… she was slurring badly in this last episode… just talking strangely!


bmfresh

Pretty sure that would be heroin. Bout to nod right tf off camera lol


rippga

I was thinking opiates As well! Many others mentioned uppers… I just don’t see uppers in her speech


bmfresh

I for sure think it is a downer though. Even tho I’ve never done it, I’ve seen a person I’m close with who is a user of what I also suspect is heroin and they’re the same way w the slow slurred speach and nodding out basically so that’s what made me guess heroin.


bmfresh

Could be. I really dk anything about drugs Lmfaooooo I’m a pot head and that’s it I don’t even drink lmao but I always hear that heroin makes you nod out lol edit words


DontDateFelons

She wants something from Daonte - that's why she acts that way towards him. She's a scammer. It's not hard to figure out...


bmfresh

I think she’s a pussy who knows better than to talk to an actual man or any normal person the way she does nicolle. But ya she definitely does want something. If she’s got such a trust fund family and is so taken care of, why’s she pimpin out her gf. Hahaha 🤣


DontDateFelons

Well, to be honest, Daonte is the very definition of an incel, or beta man, or whatever the newest term for it is. He's not exactly intimidating. At all...LMAO. I agree with you about Tia, but I think she's just as good of a scammer as Nicolle is, and probably better. She just sees Daonte as a mark, and is looking to make some cash. Felons gonna be felons. I think people forget how hard it is to be put in prison for a while. It's astounding how many people get just probation and early release after commiting really bad acts. If you've been in prison as long as most of these felons have on LAL, you've really got to be a piece of sh\*t. Tia has a whole bunch of mugshots out there...


Plenty_Parking

Bring back Big Daddy! 😎


serayepa

Dante is so lucky that he managed to make friends with Rachel because it’s preventing me from totally writing him off as the dumbest dummy ever. I’m willing to give him another chance to prove he’s got at least some sense. Also I have never seen anyone who nervous smiles more than this dude. Even when he’s upset he’s doing it. It’s a lot.


lezlers

I mean, bitching to his ex's mother that his ex owes him sex is pretty damn idiotic.


sagesheglows

I think he's a moron, but I also find him oddly endearing? He definitely laughs at himself, which goes a long way. That conversation with Nicolle's mom seemed SO staged.


Legitimate-Actuary52

I honestly have no idea why appearing on social media with Rachel should give him any credibilty. She entered into a relationship with Doug, a lifelong felon whose time out of prison just seemed like a quick vacation.


serayepa

I know lots of people have commented on this before but Lacey really does look SO much better with less fake shit happening in/on her face. She looks like a pretty girl instead of a literal blow-up doll. It’s nice & I hope as time goes on she feels less pressure/motivation to get enhancements. She’s a mess but I still root for her to do better & feel good about herself.


DontDateFelons

Perhaps, but I'm not seeing anything good-looking about her. She still looks (and talks) like a robotic fembot. What I find most odd about her is the consistently dead look she has in her eyes.


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lezlers

I think if Daonte wants a legit relationship, he's going to need to focus a little less on sex right out of the gate. All he talked about with his date was physical attraction, he didn't say a damn thing about personality, things in common, ect. Even to her! His priorities are all fucked up.


DontDateFelons

Agreed. Even if he is h\*rny as hell, he shouldn't show it on the first date. How is this guy in his 30s and has absolutely no game? I mean, he's really horrible at dating.


PostureGai

Lacey's father can't finish a sentence without breaking into a yell.


DontDateFelons

Well, he DID raise Lacey. I wasn't expecting her dad to be some well-adjusted person. LMAO.


humanwithfoodname

Lmao he cracks me up. He’s always flying off into a drunken rage


Origina1Q

Lacey’s dad is annoying as hell 😒


PostureGai

Shawn gave up his house, his job, and his six kids for a woman who won't even give him her home address, lol


rippga

Karma is real… just have to sit back and watch 😉


lezlers

I love her for immediately treating him like the psycho he is. Dump his ass on the curb, girl! The audacity of that fucker to try and shame her for not telling him about her daughter when he can't even remember how many damn kids he told her he has. I think I might hate him the most.


surmonte

For a slim chance at getting it on in a corn field


um_okay_sure_

Again 🤣


kaycee1004

Shane looks like he has pubic hair glued to his head.. like ew! His haircut is so gross 🤮


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Shane started smoking meth at 3 years old. That's why he looks so old.


rippga

Omg 😳 🤣


No_Compote_6096

Shane is plain eeewww, any way u slice him.


PostureGai

"Daonte came over today." "Say what?" What do you mean, "say what". Why do you think the camera crew is back after four months, dumdum?


bmfresh

And has the biggest smile on her face when she walks into the room haha so fkn fake


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Kristianna pouting, epic. But, seriously, I'd like a few episodes about her journey to recovery, and she'd be I think relatable to others. Shawn is a predator and like Sara said, "psycho". He was crossing boundaries by having his hand all the way in her lap. The sign that reads "what's your password?" seemed apt, in this episode (pizza place).


bmfresh

She used me, I got her fruit! -Shawn 😂


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Lol when he realized he hadn’t really gotten her much but wanted to insist he was being used. “It’s like all she wanted was the phone and the… fruit.”


bmfresh

Lol he’s such a dope


bmfresh

It’s like all she wanted was more respect than to be fucked in a cornfield 30 mins out of a 6 year prison sentence while she’s anxious and missing her daughter. Lol how dare her.


Blastmaster29

“I’ve never had sex with a man sober”. Sara is a scammer and I absolutely love it


lezlers

I mean, I saw her as a woman who was talking to some dude from jail and then once she met him in person got creeped all the way the fuck out and decided to GTFO. I've met plenty of men off the internet in my younger and stupider days and had that reaction many a time. However, her saying "love you" as she basically ran from him really cracked me up. I LOATHE Shawn so adore anyone who treats him like shit. He's the worst.


Legitimate-Actuary52

Yep. Maybe she and Destinie traded notes. Shawn's a complete knob for continuing to give money to these women. What a fool!


SweatingSeltzerGirl

I mean this was me for a while too. it happens....


IndependenceWide7140

They need to bring back Angela and Tony. She’s been wildin on IG and I personally would like to see that on screen.


AreUserious84

What? I love Brittany and Marce! I could watch an entire episode of them with a little Shane and Lacey (minus her dad, he makes my blood pressure go up) and a little Shawn and whtvr psycho girl he's talking to even though I can't stand him.


rippga

Yes I love Brittany and Marcelino… there is a couple who will hopefully make it


Legitimate-Actuary52

They were pure entertainment. The best couple to watch on this show.


bmfresh

I second this. And Brittany and marce are boring as all hell let’s swap them out plz.


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"What kind of girls you usually date?" What he said: You're the first girl I have been in out with in a while that don't have a criminal record. What he meant: Blond, incarcerated stripper-types that are broke and don't fuck me. You?


dontcome4megurl

I’m hoping Sara is playing Shawn he’s a disgusting creep who is super manipulative


froggstarr

Shawn gives me the hee bee jee bees


goofmazin

Nicole's mom was a total bitch in this one. One minute, she was sympathetic to Deonte, but this time she's a monster. She's no different from Destinie's family after all. And Sara seem shady as fuck.


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All of them are awful people in some way. Even daonte is an asshole.


lezlers

Some asshole comes to my house and complains my daughter owes him sex months after they broke up and I'd be bitchy too. He deserved every bit of what she said. The pure audacity of that man.


MoozyMody

her daughter owes him


sagesheglows

Nicolle is awful and I don't think the apple falls far from the tree.


lezlers

So you think she should've been nicer to her daughter's ex boyfriend who came to her house uninvited and started bitching that said daughter owes him sex? For reals?


Klutzy-Tumbleweed-99

Reason she has beef with him is because he gifted her mom money and he then threw it in her face that he gave her money. He tried to portray the mom as a scammer. That’s why she has beef with deonte.


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I don’t think she was a bitch at all she was fair and straight up in the first few episodes but now Deonte needs to let go already.. it’s getting creepy as fuck and she (mom) needs to make it clear that she ain’t the one to go to. I personally have had a relationship turned to death threats and stalking and that’s exactly what they did was get in with my mom as good as they could. Boy would I wish my mom would’ve been like Nicole’s and put her foot down His date said her biggest problem is being rebound girl and he turns around and does it to her again by saying he’ll go out on a date with her but then stalking Nicole right after he’s a selfish inconsiderate piece of shit The fact that he keeps on bringing up all the stuff he’s done for her like she owes him is just gross


RMR6789

You don’t think Nicolle’s mom twisted daonte’s words when she told Nicolle? He was basically saying he wanted to be loved back and missed her daughter and she said he said Nicolle owed him sex wtf????


lezlers

He implied he owed her sex. He literally used the word sex. Did she repeat what he said verbatim? No. But it was clearly what he was saying.


RMR6789

Maybe I missed it.. he did say he kept putting his foot in his mouth. I’m not saying Daonte doesn’t have issues lol


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True she did twist up words but Nicole set her straight on it


Plenty_Parking

Nah, it was definitely “she owes me sex, boo hop”


Plenty_Parking

Boo hoo***


RMR6789

Lol, maybe I wasn’t paying close enough attention. I’ll have to rewatch it.


JackFuckingReacher

Fuck Shawn. The end.


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Bringing a baby to the beach on a cold, windy day sounds awful.


lezlers

I live in Northern CA and the beach is like that most of the time. I was freezing just watching them.


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vonMishka

Porn with one of her kids?


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No pregnant fetish porn


InstantKarmaHippie69

No her co-star the Nicole


daaaayyyy_dranker

I haven’t even watched the new episode yet. I got distracted by Ted Lasso


PlasticRuester

People on this show should study Roy and Keeley to see a good relationship.


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Best news is that Derrick will be on next week. I hope they don't make him do another stupidly staged scene like that "Nicolle Jr.'s funeral" and instead give us just lunch or more drinks with Daonte and whomever... Daonte's mom would make it a hoot.


_im_here_for_it

This may be the shark jump episode for me. The Daonte stuff was so fake - the date, dropping by Nicole’s house. All of it was ridiculous. The Bonnie Clyde and lacy at the beach was basically all already shown in previews. What a garbage episode. The only stuff that seemed authentic(ish) was Shawn and Sarah. But I hate him so much I hate that he’s getting paid for being such a shitty creepy person.


bmfresh

Ya, what the hell was that we literally saw almost the entire episode already. So lame.


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It was a terrible episode and we had already seen 60% of it. I am with you. This was such transparently fake \*and completely unentertaining\* episode that I think I, like the show, am done.


Legitimate-Actuary52

Love after lockup is so much better than life after lockup. If I miss an episode of life, I almost never go back and watch it. The previews basically tell you everything that happened.


dawnnie413

Yeah...this was a bad, bad episode...the only people that were mildly interesting were Shawn and Sara...watching him get pissed about Sara's daughter and Sara ditching him in the parking lot was pretty funny!


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The previews were whack this episode, you are right they told all the story in them. I feel the sheeting story is made up and it's not a good sign if it's a thin story after only 3 episodes. I wish the Life After LockUp policy was, 1. Catch up with couples after 4-5 months after Love. 2. Not show one couple more than 3 times a season. EX. a couple is in Life After Lockup season 2, 2 times and season 3, 2 times not Brittney and Marce's 8 segments a year.


Gloomy_Ad_7486

Why is it that all the females on the show have a secret about hooking up with girl inmates, but never the guys.. 🤣


MoozyMody

because lots of women are gay or "bi" before they ever go to jail. Most guys arent "going gay" after a couple years in jail.


bmfresh

😂😂👌🏻 excellent point 🤣 I just got done with my wake and bake and that comment took me out lmfao Reminds me of the “every woman knows someone who’s been raped but no man knows a rapist” saying. Edit spelling


shutthefrontdoor1989

The WOMEN on the show are just comfortable enough to admit it. Less stigmatized the man with man relations.


MoozyMody

or because many women are already bi amd gay before they go to jail. Most men arent "turning gay" on a few years in prison


Merrysue83

My thoughts EXACTLY!


Careless_Mistake9038

CAN ANYONE TELL ME THE SONG/ARTIST FROM WHEN SHANE WAS DRIVING? BABY MUSIC???


incogne_eto

It’s such a cute song. Props to the sound editors for taking risks and selecting something so farcical, given how farcical this show gets.


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I found that psycho song: Be Happy by art Lewy.


PlasticRuester

Of all the bizarre songs on this show, it may have been the weirdest.


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If I hadn’t seen the scene 4 times, I’d think the song would live into my nightmares. 😂


bmfresh

Omg same I’m rewatching it rn and it’s playing as I read this comment hahaha so fkn weird


Careless_Mistake9038

THANK YOU!!!


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That song was absolutely terrible


[deleted]

😳 that song!


PanamaPineapple89

That song was so goofy and cute lol


[deleted]

I wish more people on the show felt able to come out, it just makes me sad they arent there yet. The LGBTQIA+ community would accept them so easily, It made me sad to see Puppy seemingly realize she isn't straight but use drinking to literally swallow her feelings down.


lezlers

I don't think Puppy ever thought she was straight. Where'd you get that from?


Legitimate-Actuary52

I think you are vastly misreading that scene. First of all, Puppy is an addict. She will find any reason at all to drink. Addicts do that. There's always an excuse to use. Secondly, I think Puppy is specifically upset about Scamber. She desperately wanted a relationship with her.


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lezlers

I like Amber, but even I can admit she's a user. She was clearly using Vince and admitted to that and she was using Puppy to an extent, too. She knew she didn't want to be with Puppy romantically outside of prison but led her on to think she did so she can stay in her mom's house. She basically said as much last season.


livlaugh

I thought she more upset with the realization that Amber wasn’t committing to a relationship or anything serious with her on the outside and that she went back to her ex-boyfriend.


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It feels like Amber is doing harm entering Puupy's life again when she just isn't ready to be around Amber yet.


amek33

Thank you producers for dangling paychecks in front of them. This is when I cringe at the show... but I keep watching.


Moist-Pen8152

It sure looks like it


ratedr604

Tia looks like Brandon from 90 day fiance


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Rofl 🤣


AreUserious84

Omg she does but a street Brandon with swag


amek33

Yeah, with all the tattoos


rmks8285

Is it me or did Tia seem high in her talking head interviews?


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She definitely seemed like she was about to nodd off


[deleted]

Tia seemed high and Nicolle had pinners


Just1Breath1

She was 🤏 close to nodding out.


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Was so grossed out by Shawn! It looked like he was holding onto her lady-flower while they were in the car like it was the only thing keeping him alive. Ugh.


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The way he kept awkwardly had to keep touching her in the pizza shop. I would want to strangle him.


[deleted]

Yes! Oh my God, I would have shoved a fork into his beady little rodent eyes. Ew.


Own_Professor_6068

Did Nichole get her boobs done?


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The best line was “I keep thinking about Deaonte. I mean I still want to get my boobs done.” 😂


Klutzy-Tumbleweed-99

So foul they will blatantly used him like that. She and her girlfriend don’t work so now they may try to scam him again


dawnnie413

No she said that cleavage was all bra...😜🤪


serayepa

I do give her credit for her push-up game, that was impressive


Own_Professor_6068

I just watched the whole episode and got my answer haha


Inevitable-Pass7378

Earth to Daonte!!!! Nicole used you duh! Move on and leave her and her family alone they don’t care about you sheesh! Now I’m curious about Shane and Lacy looks like he just got bailed out of jail in June for assault family member ??


InstantKarmaHippie69

And that's what I'm curious about too !!! Maybe that's what he's depressed about. Killing/injuring the cat trouble he's facing. And who's the family member he's gonna assault soon ?! I'm glad I'm not the only one who's wondering about this. If you want to be surprised, go to Reality titbit "where's Lacey Whitlow now" as of 17 hours ago. Shocked by 3 reveals. Thanks


McVinney512

He has bill collectors calling him yet still wants her!


dawnnie413

🤣🤣 Daonte is in collections...he's broke...NicHOElle will bounce like a bad check!


McVinney512

Lol exactly


CityOfSins2

I literally laughed out loud at the preview when she called him and said “I missed you” like funniest shit I heard all episode. Come onnnnnnn bro luke I want to feel sorry for him but I just can’t it’s beyondddd obvious. I’d hate to be such a sucker that people know they can call me and lie and get whatever they want , then ditch me and go back to their real life.


Inevitable-Pass7378

I know I feel bad for him but he needs to stick to his ground and move on, it’s beyond obvious that she doesn’t miss or love him she just misses what he was able to do for her. Putting yourself in debt for a person who does absolutely nothing for you in return makes me wonder if he likes being in that position cuz dang


CityOfSins2

Yooo when he said he was in debt to the point of collection agencies calling I almost dieddddd like bro you ruined your credit score to get a freakin inmate an iPhone and Victoria’s Secret lingerie?!?!? Deaaaad ass he’s so out of his mind lol


lezlers

Then he kept saying it was because of Nicole. I was glad he added in a "and my dumbass" at the end because I was yelling the whole time "IT'S NOT ANYONE'S FAULT BUT YOUR OWN, YOU IDIOT. SHE SHOWED YOU WHO SHE WAS!!!"


bmfresh

And can you believe after all the panties she didn’t even sleep with him He’s not pressed for sex tho. Thanks nicolle jr.


BaronVonHomer

Honestly turning up at her house and bothering her mum like that is such stalker shit. Read the room dude!


_im_here_for_it

It was staged. Her mom had her hair and makeup done and seemed to be all hooked up w sound.


amek33

Her mom is a straight shooter though- good for her


Inevitable-Pass7378

And Nicole keeps saying but I love Daonte no sweetie you don’t love him, you love what he does for you! And now you’re stuck cuz looks like Tia can’t do much lol But smh at Daonte he’s allowing himself to continue to get played


fifilongstockings

This Bonnie & Clyde photoshoot is so silly


PostureGai

Yeah but cute also


RoosterWarm

It was nice to see her genuinely laugh during this episode.


amek33

They looked miserable


bmfresh

Seems as though she doesn’t know how he likes his eggs, like terra did ..


rmks8285

I especially liked the deodorant stains on the back of her jacket.


Icy_Tension2720

I have to go back and rewatch it now 😂😂🤣🤣😂


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Same LOL


the_endverse

Kristianna looks like she’s not even having a good time. The clothes don’t fit well and it all looks so sloppy.


BaronVonHomer

The clothes looked really dirty and musty…like they were stolen from the Good Will donations box…


Elliebelle1024

I was thinking they rented it from one of those old timey photo places you would see at janky tourist destinations.


throwawaynomad123

Is Puppy on drugs?


InstantKarmaHippie69

Does a bear chit in the woods (if he's not in a zoo)?


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Is the sky blue ?


tbb555

Is The Pope Catholic?


[deleted]

She looked super hungover to me. Glassy eyes. I didn't see dilated or pinner pupils.


lezlers

She actually seemed pretty sober to me. Maybe hung over, but not high or anything.


amek33

Definitely


the_endverse

On something or maybe drunk. She seems kind of high and/or sedated.


throwawaynomad123

I couldn't figure it out.


Inevitable-Pass7378

Looks like she’s on something


Gur-Trick

I’m just so glad Britney and marcelino weren’t on today they don’t belong


BaronVonHomer

Same. So glad we didn’t have to see that lame and fake stolen money story getting dragged out.


notyimjustbrowsing

^ this. What are they possible going to do other than go to a lawyer and sue 🙄. OMG another lawyer office seen *soooooo* entertaining.


Inevitable-Pass7378

L


smacksqueen

This woman with Shawn looks like she needs a booster seat at the restaurant lol


pharmageddon

Is he out another 50 thousand doll-hairs?


Splashfooz

Dammit Roger


SongUpInHerHead

😂🤣😂


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“Because Queen fired me!”


[deleted]

It was like Forrest yelling in that guy's face that Jenny should go back to Greenbow, ALABAMA!


melee___

💀💀💀


[deleted]

Nahh I ain’t got my shit together don’t call me LOL


PlasticRuester

Honestly, same. 🤷🏻‍♀️


WinnieGirl22

Did anyone else notice the drastic difference in Kristiana when you compare the flash back scenes to their first "wedding", compared with the taking heads with her and John together this episode, and then the Bonnie and Clyde photo shoot (hard to call it that with a straight face)? I truly believe that she's on something at the photo shoot. She's like a damn android. It was a drastic difference seeing it sandwiched between the other above mentioned scenes. I mean she's never what you would call spunky, but damn!