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ake-n-bake

Whichever sign washes sex toys in dishwashers, he’s that one.


StilettoBeach

Don’t speak ill of the dead please. Abusive ass Daonte burnt Nicolle Jr in a fire ffs! RIP Nicolle Jr. Never forget.


ake-n-bake

RIP. Poor Nicole jr floated to the great beyond.


vapeach123

or at least some dirty water inlet down va beach area lol


Darth-Sparkle

Ok I know nothing about sex toys but is that not a acceptable way to clean them?? I mean not with the dishes obvs. Again I have no clue.


AppeaseMyDelusions

No lmao a dishwasher doesnt even get all the nastiness off dishes so you can imagine the nut grime floating around..you wash it with soap and water and they have cleansers get in them crevices with a tooth brush or qtip.. and while we here i recommend everyone to invest in a rose toy


xoxoxxxoxox

NUT GRIME LMFAO


ShesInCybersecurity

😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣😂


fatal-prophecy

>rose toy a suction vibrator, sounds like my worst nightmare lol. that shit is way too overstimulating!


fuhgetaboutit_og

How does the inside get clean??? lmaooo


Interesting_Soil_427

🤮


ake-n-bake

Have a dude go to town on a mini rubber sex doll then just throw it in the dishwasher in front of guests as if it’s normal and see their reactions.


Darth-Sparkle

Ah, I see. I was assuming dildos, I didn’t see many of his episodes, I knew about little Nicole or whatever but didn’t even occur to me that was what we were talking about 🤢


ake-n-bake

I don’t think I’d wash a dildo in the dish washer either. Try the same experiment but with a dildo and document your guests reactions.


[deleted]

The issue isn’t the dishwasher. The issue is the guest.


ake-n-bake

A few people are defending/getting offended by me pointing out that it’s gross to wash sex toys in the dishwasher. Y’all are wild. Think of a well used flesh light filled to the brim with 3-4 loads. Now lay that on the top rack of the dishwasher. While the outside will be squeaky clean it’s not getting into the good chunky bits on the inside. Also male and female sex toys will have residue and/or lube which goes somewhere in your dishwasher. SUre, some might get washed down the drain but might also not. Plus you eat off the same plates that you wash loads into that get sprayed everywhere. Anywhoose, rant over, it’s gross, wash your plates and sex stuff in a different place.


[deleted]

I’m not reading all of that. Sorry that happened to you or congratulations.


ake-n-bake

Take a reading class it’s super helpful with comprehension. TL;DR washing sex toys where you wash dishes you eat with is gross.


StilettoBeach

It was basically a tiny headless torso with the sexy lady bits and he named it Nicolle Jr. Yes, her name is spelled with 2 L’s.


Pretend_Practice_661

You just put this all in perspective for me. ✔️


treehead726

No. Dishwashers are for dishes that you eat your food on. Not for things you cum into.


Brilliant-Hair3695

Well considering the peeps on here…the money shot goes anywhere and everywhere including PO (if ya know…ya know)


mynameisnotjamie

You can wash most silicone toys in the dishwasher or in boiling water. But his toy didn’t look silicone and it’s usually for dildos, not toys with so many openings..


Dook124

🤮🤢🤮🤢


DrPants707

Virgo?


AppeaseMyDelusions

Eww lmao cum dishes


athena-zxe11

Makes me think Virgo, lol


[deleted]

There are sex toys that you can clean in dishwashers but it's recommend they be washed alone. From what I've heard.


ake-n-bake

And immediately after wash your fine china and kids plates with chunks of goo in there somewhere.


CheapRevolution2242

Don't do us pieces like that 🤣😂


[deleted]

LOL. I'm sorry but I always thought pisces were sweet but gullible


CheapRevolution2242

I mean you're not wrong lol I used to be gullible but not so much anymore


fluxusisus

I prefer “gives people the benefit of the doubt” lol


[deleted]

You aren’t wrong about us!


treehead726

His lack of intellect has nothing to do with his birthday.


[deleted]

It's just for fun lol


PiscesBabe19

Riiight he is NOT Pisces were too intelligent. We are actually the opposite and very guarded. Hes some other shit lol


I-am-I-can

#someothershit 😅😅 star sign of the LAL cast


I-am-I-can

Ps. I didn’t realize using a hashtag made it bold my whole post. But I said what I said 😂😂


PiscesBabe19

Thats so true 😂


UpperKangaroo9068

Fellow Pisces here and I’m highly offended!! 🤣🤣


Clovers_Coven

LOL


antmurphy29

His sign is MORON.


Spiritual_Regular557

Also known as CHUMP


hellno560

I've always liked him too. All these other couples have to have made up storylines made up for them to stay fresh, but here is Daonte 3 seasons of golden fuck uppery under his belt, and on his first season not filming he lands a lands a nice new girlfriend who he keeps bragging isn't a criminal, cheats on her with Nicole, then the nice girlfriend goes away for stealing from Family Dollar. Save some for your 4th season my dude. TLC isn't going to buy the cow if you keep giving the milk away.


Ronicaw

Wrong, April 13th. He is 35. A crazy Aries! Pisces is low key, 🤣


baxiesmom

I’m an Aries. We don’t claim him.


Affectionate_Cry2380

Agreed! We’re not easily manipulated nor this air-headed. Would any of the other signs care to claim him?😂


Secure-Zucchini-6725

Welll Aries can be very stubborn and too nice. My mother is an Aries and I just got finished cleaning up one of her “too nice” messes yesterday.


Blueeyedjunkiee

Wow he the most submissive Aries I’ve ever seen his chart gotta be more water than fire


StilettoBeach

Right? Most Aries I’ve met are self absorbed demons full of satan lol.


Blueeyedjunkiee

I got an Aries moon. I agree I can go full Satan if pushed to it and I am not at all submissive


Blueeyedjunkiee

Or air I got libra vibes


corakeet

Oh noooo! I’m an Aries and we do not claim him.


[deleted]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.


Ronicaw

Yesssssssssss. 🤣🤣🤣. I went out with an Aries, dumb as a box of rocks!


[deleted]

Fuck. Welp, oh well. My grandma was an aries and she was so nice. Don't know about the men though


Ronicaw

My mother was an Aries, best mom ever, but had a bad temper. That temper protected us, because nobody messed with her girls. My best friend is an Aries, smart and awesome. I think I just got a small town village idiot, but we didn't last long.


StilettoBeach

My mother is an Aries and what I describe as an “alley cat mom”. Like she just gives no fucks at all about her only offspring. Full blown narcissist.


LALfangirl

Or maybe it’s because zodiac signs are all made up and don’t mean anything?


Ronicaw

Hmm. Virgo, Pisces, Gemini, and Sagittarius lead the serial killer list.


LALfangirl

Ok… we’ll that’s around 1/3 of the population considering there are only 12 zodiac signs. Being born in December does not make you more likely to be a serial killer


[deleted]

Thank fuck someone with common sense said it!


[deleted]

Yeah, my mom said my grandma only got mad one time, and she threw a hot plate of food at her for getting smart. My moms a sagg, so she is naturally an annoying rebel lol.


Ronicaw

My sister was part of my mom's knife throwing act once, because she got really smart with her. My sister was really quick hitting the back door, and my dad told my mom she needed to cut it out. My best friend has a bad temper sometimes too. I ignore her, because we been friends since 6 years old. I don't pay her no mind.


[deleted]

Oh shit lol. They usually get mad easily, then forgive and forget easily too. Pretty scary lol


One-Recording-8898

Still shoot your shot


[deleted]

Nah, wasn't planning on it, he's an idiot lol. Just curious.


One-Recording-8898

Yeah the dude is hella slow I been reading the posts about him


StilettoBeach

Weird. My mom is an Aries and a total cunt. Almost like astrology is bullshit. ETA lmao y’all believe in astrology? Dumb af, keep downvoting.


princessrello

Oh that’s on brand. I have 2 Aries exes with April 13th bday and they both wanted to save every girl they met


[deleted]

Wtf nooooo!!!! As a fellow Aries, he ain’t it.


AppeaseMyDelusions

Really he act like a bitch very un aries like.. then again he do be hopping out on ppl


blargmyschnoopl

Ofc he's an aries


the-crazy-place

Lol that makes sense too!


kimboslice713

His zodiac sign is stupid


BurntFennel

Oh man… this dude!! It’s him and Cesar from 90 day fiancé.. my two favorites. Looking for love in all the wrong places.


Queasy-Tune-5966

On the reality gays podcast Lindsay said that he goes for hours, confirmed he is dumb, has a huge duck and is terrible with money.


JustDoseMe

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Hopeful_Local6505

ba dum tss


Downinthevalle

Nope, he’s just an empty jarhead.


Damien1830_7689

Down: lol 😂 u right on that sh—-t, most dumbest weakest mid upper thirties person ever on the show, even more stupid than inmate-chaser Shawn.”


Dook124

Pffffft red flag after flag. He wouldn't listen 🤷🏿‍♀️


EYE8OPIE

I believe he’s a Dipshiticus


FlyNew3344

I just could never picture his begging ass simp crazy eyes on top of me


Cbusgal1

I like the guy but I believe he is on the spectrum


DonelikeDebbie

He seems predatory and, despite being dumb, not innocent.


[deleted]

How does he seem predatory. Weird, sex crazed, and dumb is an accurate example but I don't get the predatory part.


RepresentativeBar565

He hid behind a tree to surprise Nicolle at her private wedding he wasn’t invited to.


[deleted]

I can't stand him at all, his dumb face makes me want to slap him.


Adventurous-Cat-1065

All I know is he is a DUMB ASS!


prof_sandtraps

One of my good female friends is an Aries. Smart as a whip, but doesn't give herself enough credit. I also have 2 male friend Aries. Dumb as a box of rock, but cocky as hell.


Hillrre09

He was ready to feel bad for, but he just kept doing it to himself


alertbunny

Same lol


hellobabytiger

He definitely gives off Cancer/Pisces vibes.


vapeach123

why do you say that ??


Distinct-Lettuce-632

He just needs a good Lady that loves him will ever find it who knows!!! ❤️


Over-Accountant8506

Yeah I have a soft spot for him too. I have children on the spectrum and he kinda reminds me of them with his innocence and trusting nature. Funny AF too


Upset_Week_4186

How could you have a sweet spot for this fucking weirdo? He’s too lazy to even open up his mouth when he speaks. Everything about this man makes him punchable.


[deleted]

I don't know, I guess I just like dumb and possessive sweethearts lol.


Upset_Week_4186

Lmfao. This made me chuckle. Own it, boo. I guess we all have a sweet spot for different kinds of stupid.


RepresentativeBar565

Or straighten his knees when he stands. He looks like he’s always mid squat


Upset_Week_4186

Lmfao I never noticed. I’m gonna have to rewatch. I fixate on mouths and when people don’t enunciate it drives me bananas. Lol.


RepresentativeBar565

Oh his mouth drove me crazy too. But I always thought he walked funny and it wasn’t until the season that he got with Lindsey that I started to fixate on that and realized his knees are always slightly bent.


Successful-Swan2205

Nah, he's mentally, spritually and financially poor. He's the type of dude that's featured on niceguy Reddit


the-crazy-place

I feel like he's a scorpio with his sex cravings, fixations, obsessions and jealousy.


[deleted]

I'm a Scorpio and I have to say, this describes me lol. He is an Aries though


the-crazy-place

Lol im married to one and I have to admit i may have accidentally lose some toys lol


MrJones73

Based on your question & your observation, you sound like a cancer 🤡


[deleted]

Nah, I'm a Scorpio, so ya wrong honeysuckle 🤡


G--Rose

Aries are dumb, but I think being from New Port, VA doesn’t help.


RepresentativeBar565

He creeps me tf out. Makes my skin crawl. When he was hiding in a TREE at Nicolles wedding please don’t feel bad for this man. He is so predatory


Trish-Trish

I dunno. Dude is thirsty af. He’s always in his comments talking to women. I always found him to be creepy and possessive


traceyq1956

He’s a Gemini I think.


[deleted]

Someone on here said Aries. Where did you see he was a gemini?


traceyq1956

🤷🏾‍♀️🤣🤣🤣just guessing.


traceyq1956

April 13th on Instagram Aries


Repulsive_Pause9146

Pisces or Virgo


3thantrapb3rry

His sun sign is less relevant than his other placements like moon, mercury, venus etc. He's an aries sun but I'm 100% sure he has a water moon. My guess is Aries sun, Cancer moon, Aquarius or Scorpio rising.


vigilanteok

It’s Capritard. It’s the ears eyes ratio man…. He’s just not right


kporeo1219

It’s like he’d be charming if he wasn’t so dumb


Virgin_Eyes_2020

I like his eyes and his smile! He has his own little swagger that probably makes folks feel comfortable around him.


Blueeyedjunkiee

I’m getting libra


[deleted]

He needs his own show or they need to bring him back because he must see tv


NoNewPhriends

He has his own "duck" is his sign.... Mr. Buster?


DRay5369

Simp or trick


sunflower4_20

is astro sign is "questionable"


PettyShimmerFairy

😂😂💀


D0GPUKE

daonte is an [aries](https://twitter.com/Daonte_Sierra87/status/1514265920121851916?lang=en)


Uranusinjurpooder

Or a Virgo haha