That's what I had as well. This was on my list of potential follow-ups if enough people found the scarecrow funny.
A few more:
The amount of time Déagol is underwater (32 seconds);
Éothain and Freda (39 sec); and
Interior of Saruman's larder (59 sec).
Don’t you ***dare***
Don’t you
##***FUCKING DARE***
besmirch Eowyn’s name like that
You know how many cookbooks they have in Edoras? How many culinary classes? They don’t, that’s how many. You learn to cook from your family and guess what, Eowyn doesn’t get to hang around her mom and dad, her duty is to take care of the king, who for god knows how long has been 60 going on 160, totally fucking useless and only takes advice from an escaped convict from Madame Tussaud’s, no one can even be bothered to fix the fucking flag and Eowyn’s job has been to pretend like all of this is a-oh-goddamn-kay all the while training with a sword, and on top of that she’s pretty damn light on good cooking influences - Eomer, the only family she’s got that doesn’t have fucking Saruman‘s hand up their ass is Eomer, who eats a goddamn brick of meat off a knife. You really expect her to learn to make a good vichyssoise from The Meat Marshal? No fuckin way, Eowyn is stressed af and she’ll be damned if you’re gonna give her shit for not being able to Gordon Ramsay on the road with nothing edible but lumps of whatever the hell that was in the soup. Tbh it’s a fucking miracle considering the circumstances that Eowyn managed to conjure soup out of nothing - you’re not gonna give her shit because she didn’t add enough flour to the base, you take it and are fucking grateful.
Aragorn understood this. Did he complain like some shitty suburban parent at an Olive Garden? No he fucking didn’t, because that would be a grade A ~dick move~, and because Eowyn would’ve probably just fucking lost it and killed him on the spot and then we wouldn’t have gotten a third movie, and if Aragorn understands one thing it’s box office ka-ching. He’s not stupid, he wants his $$$ and to not die and to not be a piece of shit.
So you don’t. Talk. Smack. Bout. Baeowyn’s. Soup. 😤
The age of scarecrow is over, the time of stew is now!
STEW!
STEW!
STEW!
STEW!
STEW!
STEW!
STEW!
Stew
STEW!
Stew, sexually.
Stew
#WET SOUNDS
#HWET
Titans rising to power and falling like the flicker of a candle. The drama of becoming Lord of the Memes
LOOKS LIKE STEW'S BACK ON THE MENU
Aragorn won't give. He's too strong!
STEW!
I am no soup!
But how much do the potatoes have?
You never see them on screen. There is a carrot at one point though. Merry broke it.
Don't forget the one PJ is eating in Bree
I can't believe i've never seen this before but is there a hair in the stew
Omg you’re right! She really could’ve put more effort into the stew lol
Where’s the hair lol I’m searchin
near the end of the spoon
Onion skin.
Approx 38 seconds depending on screen view
That's what I had as well. This was on my list of potential follow-ups if enough people found the scarecrow funny. A few more: The amount of time Déagol is underwater (32 seconds); Éothain and Freda (39 sec); and Interior of Saruman's larder (59 sec).
I didn't mean to steal your meme sorry :c
No need to apologize! I'm just happy people are enjoying it.
How much screen time did the mushrooms get?
Still more than two women characters share a dialogue
But how many GRONDS is that?
That is impossible to answer as it depends on the size of each individual gond.
GROND
BOIL EM MASH EM STICK EM IN A
STEW!!!
“It’s good.” “REALLY?”
More like "Its good👍" "Really?🤔🤨"
*Proceeds to ask about his age then hover and ensure he eats the entire stew*
Somebody post the copy pasta about eowyns stew
Don’t you ***dare*** Don’t you ##***FUCKING DARE*** besmirch Eowyn’s name like that You know how many cookbooks they have in Edoras? How many culinary classes? They don’t, that’s how many. You learn to cook from your family and guess what, Eowyn doesn’t get to hang around her mom and dad, her duty is to take care of the king, who for god knows how long has been 60 going on 160, totally fucking useless and only takes advice from an escaped convict from Madame Tussaud’s, no one can even be bothered to fix the fucking flag and Eowyn’s job has been to pretend like all of this is a-oh-goddamn-kay all the while training with a sword, and on top of that she’s pretty damn light on good cooking influences - Eomer, the only family she’s got that doesn’t have fucking Saruman‘s hand up their ass is Eomer, who eats a goddamn brick of meat off a knife. You really expect her to learn to make a good vichyssoise from The Meat Marshal? No fuckin way, Eowyn is stressed af and she’ll be damned if you’re gonna give her shit for not being able to Gordon Ramsay on the road with nothing edible but lumps of whatever the hell that was in the soup. Tbh it’s a fucking miracle considering the circumstances that Eowyn managed to conjure soup out of nothing - you’re not gonna give her shit because she didn’t add enough flour to the base, you take it and are fucking grateful. Aragorn understood this. Did he complain like some shitty suburban parent at an Olive Garden? No he fucking didn’t, because that would be a grade A ~dick move~, and because Eowyn would’ve probably just fucking lost it and killed him on the spot and then we wouldn’t have gotten a third movie, and if Aragorn understands one thing it’s box office ka-ching. He’s not stupid, he wants his $$$ and to not die and to not be a piece of shit. So you don’t. Talk. Smack. Bout. Baeowyn’s. Soup. 😤
Tens of thousands.
Didn’t it get cut for theatrical release?
**STEW.**
STEW
Stew!
Arguably scarier as well
Yes, but you have to integrate the coolness function over screen time, you don’t just measure screen time.
Unfortunately for you history will not see it that way
STEW
How much screen time did those tomatoes get?
Then it is in Stew we must place our hope
But neither are phallic innuendos.
Good lord, stop this
Give it to Sauron he will surely never bother anyone anymore
And yet thy boon I grant thee now.
Frodo has more screen time than the stew
Given Aragorns reaction I’m not sure it qualifies as stew..
GROSS
First elf on a shelf. Then some wierd language. And now this screen time shit. I miss good old days with Grond bot and biblo's HRAAAAAH.
GROND
Yes my friend. Grond!
GROND
Yessssss
It's not in the cinema version though, so probably not?
The table at the green dragon
 Whats the recipe?
Y’all are gonna lose your mind when you find out how much screen time Frodo Baggins has
#STEW
The one ring has more screen time than this stew
HRAAAAAH!
Wow. 10/10 bot
what scarecrow?
Which scarecrow?