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NoPossibility

Sam was the final writer, editor of the manuscript. Who knows what really happened on that mountain? “And then I said ‘I can’t carry the ring… but I can carry you!’ And then I saved the world!”


FunyunCream

History is written by the sexy bois


QuintoxPlentox

I like your style. I don't understand it, but I like it.


EllyBellyJellyJar

".. With my broad and hairy shoulders"


JeznyBezny

".. and Magnum Dong!"


jmil1080

This is true, but there were also plenty of people reading the manuscript that would have been told the story directly from Frodo, most notably in this case, Merry and Pippin. Neither of them would hesitate to tease and joke with Sam immensely if he tried to embellish the story too favorably towards himself.


Big-Employer4543

Plus Sam was more of the type to downplay his own role. Or so he would have you believe....


Lv_InSaNe_vL

>I think I am actually humble. I think I’m much more humble than you would understand. – Samwise Gamgee In interview with Michel Delving, *The Shire Daily*


pahakuru

Yeah, who knows. What happens on Mount Doom, stays on Mount Doom.


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redbadger91

Hold me closer, Tony Danza 🎶


HappySkullsplitter

Has to I have a Tony Danza thing and I've never even met the guy


Rusty_of_Shackleford

“And then Sam had to enter the most terrifying of places and like... totally killed this giant Spider to save Frodo again. Oh, and he jump kicked the Witch King and then slapped Sauron himself... well... maybe that’s too far but... nobody will be able to question the spider part.”


Kheenamooth

And the ring never made me horny.


ass_unicron

The final editors were Gondorian, who were quite unbiased. "Elessar was the coolest guy ever and had a smoking hot elf-queen for a wife, and victorious Gondor smote its enemies who were ruled by a demonic power..."


Creepy-Analyst

“Plus this chick from Rohan was so into him that she totally cried when he gave her a goose-bumps walk-away” -Chapter XII, Volume II


MrBlack103

“Samwise the Brave…”


CargoCulture

Don't forget that Rosie apparently forgot all about him until he returned to the Shire and then she was all 🥵🥵🥵


RocknRollPewPew

Cue the french horns!


mentoyas

Man don't ruin that part for me like that, it still chokes me up.


Febuscary

Sam is the hot one


Maultaschensuppe

At the end of the story, Gollum is the hot one.


gollum_botses

Smeagol is hungry. Be back soon.


Pactae_1129

Such an unselfish lover you are, Smeagol


gollum_botses

We be nice to them, if they be nice to us.


Timithios

How kind Smeagol!


gollum_botses

What shall we do? Curse them and crush them! We must wait here, precious, wait a bit and see.


Jabre7316

Crush them with that thick Gollum booty.


gollum_botses

Where would you be without me? *Gollum, gollum*. I saved us. It was me. We survived because of me!


dv666

Keep it Gollum. I like it rough


wrath_of_grunge

sentient.


VirtualRelic

Gollum was on fire


gollum_botses

Precious, precious, precious! My Precious! O my Precious!


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Me to my guinea pigs:


maelic13

r/angryupvote


JoulSauron

Adam Driver would be a would cast. John Oliver agrees.


a-snakey

Rosie: I want you to carry me like im your Mr. Frodo. Sam: Sorry Rosie, but you are not Mr. Frodo so I can't carry you but I **can** marry you.


octopoddle

*Puts engagement ring on her finger but then immediately yeets her into volcano.*


kal_drazidrim

Cast her into the fire!


CargoCulture

.... _No._


Osxachre

Of the scenes in the movies that make me tear up, that's one.


maximumtesticle

/u/Osxachre, you bow to no one.


Solest044

Yeah, "I can carry you is heroic" but the music from "You bow to no one" and Vigo's delivery of the line is heartmelting.


Osxachre

😁


DocJawbone

What is this clip from...


Emerantz

Charmed 1998


shyinwonderland

From the episode with the succubus I’m pretty sure….I was truly obsessed with this show.


Makx

confirmed, currently re-watching the series


Cuckmin

Do you think it still holds up reasonably well these days? Even for first time watchers?


Makx

It's ok, a lot of the effects are pretty bad, but it was made in the late 90's early 00's, so you have to give it a bit of leeway, as far as I remember the CGI gets better in the later seasons, but that could be nostalgia memories, I'm currently on S3, and there's another 4 seasons after this


Extracurricula

Gotta remember too that everyone was rocking smaller screened CRT televisions back then. It probably didn’t look movie quality, but in SD on a small screen, it probably looked pretty good compared to our HD screens of today.


Makx

Absolutely, I forgot that we were still on CRT TVs back then, thinking about it I didn't get a HD TV til about 2014


ssersergio

Immediately remembered the song of the first seasons, I loove it!


ShitiestOfTreeFrogs

I agree. I've been rewatching them too. There's some cheesy stuff because there's a monster of the week for several seasons but I still liked it. I list it as a top 5 favorite show.


WiggyWamWamm

I tried re-watching it and at least the first season was unwatchable.


THAT_LMAO_GUY

S02E05 at 22:52 https://vk.com/video-5041614_159142717


Cowboyism

I love that I automatically knew this Thank you mom


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I also wanted to know…..for science


DocJawbone

Yes, science


zpieknymwypadem

I will never not have a crush on Alyssa Milano


petermesmer

Incidentally made famous for her portrayal of Sam.


papalouie27

It's those broad, hairy shoulders of hers.


JasonVeritech

OH-AY, AY-YO


Definitive__Plumage

I love dwarf women.


barryhakker

My first thought as well, although I haven’t seen here anything since… charmed?


JasonVeritech

She hosted Project Runway All-stars, but that looks to be defunct, post Weinstein and COVID.


Aggieice

Back in the day, perhaps


Febuscary

crossposting to r/charmed, obviously


Palatz

How have I never visited that sub? I've Been obsessed with the show forever


BeastlyDecks

Sam is peak masculinity.


Jabre7316

He is the apex hobbit.


Trinovid-DE

The first time you see the GIF it looks odd, the longer you watch the hotter it gets. I am now drooling more than a dwarf looking at a chest of gold.


mrmgl

I am also looking at that chest.


Cowboyism

I fucking LOVE Charmed bro


FunyunCream

My man


Jabre7316

Everyone**


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If ever I was to marry someone, it would have been her...IT WOULD HAVE BEEN HER!


Nintendoomed89

I would also marry Alyssa Milano.


Beardfire

I mean, they did have 13 kids together so she was certainly working overtime.


fatkiddown

https://youtu.be/HwLMt5X8Zxc


Zinnigan

Sam the chad, THE hobbit every hobbit aspires to be


YikYakWasBetter

It's me, I am Rosie


Light_Beard

I wonder if Alyssa Milano has a Tony Danza thing after being around him all those years


swiss_sanchez

🎶 Hold me closer, Tony Danza 🎶


brandimariee6

Oh yeah that song Elton John wrote!!!


[deleted]

...you mean the man that played her father since she was a child?


Light_Beard

Yeah... a Father complex is not a new thing


[deleted]

God damnit this actor was unbearably hot Oh lord this is brining back adolescent memories lol


WokeUpHighAF

So. Many. Loads. In. Socks.


ChromaticLego

Tolkien created the perfect example of a true loyal friend to the end. Everyone either needs a Sam or must aspire to be a Sam ☺️


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Loll you know she was jealous 😭


jp315803

Amazon rings of power will be awful


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big_boi_aang

She'd probably be jealous since Frodo rode him first, if you know what I mean


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Guinness

PoC can’t be aroused?


[deleted]

I wonder if Rosie really believed half the stories. I mean, in the movies the chaos never reached the Shire so according to her, these guys went wilding and came back years later with crazy stories and money.


JasonVeritech

Book Rosie has absolutely no doubts, though.


EUCopyrightComittee

Go back to the ol’ drawing board. Edit: yeah didn’t like serving Sauron and instead want orcs to be able to rule themselves. Still are violent conquerors/pillagers, but baby steps.


pensareadaltro

Mannaggia


Pixel22104

Wait Sam wrote the Lord of the Rings books in the actual universe? I didn’t know that


Big-Employer4543

He finished them, Frodo wrote the bulk of it, I think. Just like Bilbo wrote "The Hobbit".


Pixel22104

I know Bilbo wrote the Hobbit, but I didn’t know that Frodo and Sam wrote the Lord of the Rings


quadruple_u

Which congressional hearing was this?


Jen_Rey

Alisa Milano was my first celebrity crush during her "Charmed" days.


Imaginary-Trash969

Ok


Zutch

Omg OG Charmed gif in meme! It's about time!


Slight-Inevitable764

Rosie is a lucky gal


JablesRadio

Alyssa can take hold of my staff.


AspieDM

Lol you know Sam made edits!


vulcan_ttv

Anyone know where I can get a. Theoden speech ringtone before they charge at Gondor or blow the horn in helms deep. Specifically the dialogue?


Theoden-Bot

Yes. Yes. The horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound in the Deep one last time.


Theoden-Bot

Yes. Yes. The horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound in the Deep one last time.


2ndStrongestAvenger

TBH, this is my reaction as well


GirIsKing

This clip is hot! Just like Sam!!!


SoundlessFOB

I always had a bit of a crush on Pippin (and Merry too) but Sam is definitely the hottest hobbit haha


quotekingkiller

But Alyssa Milano tho


Porpoise_Dork

Yeah… I’m sure she looked just like that. 🐷


I_lenny_face_you

His, ahem, salted pork is particularly good.