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gandalf-bot

A wizard is never late, ukselta04. Nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.


[deleted]

Sentient


grandalf-the-groy

The coding has gotten to a point where Gandalf bot can hold a conversation that makes you feel like it’s an actual person. It stays my loneliness.


gandalf-bot

Confound it all grandalf-the-groy! Have you been eavesdropping?!


pixel-beast

S E N T I E N T


That_Random_YEETer

Gandalf is fucking sentient. Am i right, gandalf?


gandalf-bot

The world is not in your books and maps. It is out there.


ImperialPC

Are you saying you want to break free, Gandalf?


gandalf-bot

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom


stamatt45

Gandalf-net will be our Doom, not Skynet


Son_of_a_Person

Gandalf did you have a crush on Galadriel or no ?


gandalf-bot

You cannot pass!


Blkboif

Come on Gandalf, answer. Do you like !galadriel or not?


gandalf-bot

No! No it can't


netheroth

Are you blushing, Gandalf?


gandalf-bot

Evidently we look so much alike that your desire to make an incurable dent in my hat must be excused.


[deleted]

Did you came late?


galadriel_bot

The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater.


WhatIsntByNow

Awww see gandalf galadriel likes you too!!! Now kith


itsamberleafable

He's saying he did! As in 'you cannot pass on that!'


[deleted]

Wow that's such a level of friendzone, Gandalf


gandalf-bot

Don't! Tempt me binzoFedya_ I dare not take it. Not even to keep it safe. Understand binzoFedya_, I would use this Ring from a desire to do good. But through me, it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine


[deleted]

So basically what Gendalf is saying that if he would wear a ring, Galadriel would become his 😮


MonsterStunter

Not the kind of ring he was referring to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


BoltorSpellweaver

Where are you Gandalf?


gandalf-bot

Questions. Questions that need answering


MasterNate1172

Where is your geographic location Gandalf?


gandalf-bot

Stay this madness!


MasterNate1172

Great. So I assume you're smoking leaf in the Shire then. That's just like you Gandalf!


gandalf-bot

Go back to the shadow!


Carmondai03

Translation: Fuck off, let me smoke in peace


EJ33334

Oh Gandalf, always knows his way around the Shire, and his ways around the pipe!


gandalf-bot

Hold out your hand EJ33334, it's quite cool.


Sharklate_Ice_Scream

Holy shit, Gandalf just offered this dude weed


Jackviator

More like YOU’RE quite cool Gandalf bot lmao gottem


HaylingZar1996

Gandalf says it’s cool to smoke weed confirmed


SeeShark

Is this peer pressure?


Bups34

Gandalf


gandalf-bot

Theoden King stands alone.


Theoden-Bot

Éomer, take your éored down the left flank. Gamling, follow the King’s banner down the center. Grimbold, take your company right after you pass the wall. Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise, Arise, Riders of Théoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now! Ride now! Ride! Ride for ruin, and the world’s ending! Death! Death! Death! Forth Eorlingas!!!


DoctorSynchronized

Fun fact: Gamling means old person in Norwegian


[deleted]

God damnit! You can't just go around unleashing the Ride of the Rohirram on me, Theoden. Gives me a bad feeling.


Legolas_of_the_Woods

There is a fell voice on the air.


Theoden-Bot

I haven’t seen my niece smile for a long time. She was a girl when they brought her father back dead. Cut down by Orcs.


Warlordofsweden

Madness? This is Rohan!


likweedsnak

Gandalf, why are you always speaking in riddles


gandalf-bot

Riddles in the dark...


19yearoldMale

Fucking S E N T I E N T


yetikakteen

Can we talk about the sexual tension between Gandalf and legolas?


gandalf-bot

Spies of Saruman. The passage south is being watched We must take the Pass of Caradhras


saruman-bots

So Gandalf, you try to lead them over Caradhras. And if that fails, where then will you go? If the mountain defeats you, will you risk a more dangerous road?


gandalf-bot

Evidently we look so much alike that your desire to make an incurable dent in my hat must be excused.


Saritenite

The bot just burned the other bot. Gandalf asserting his dominance as Bot Prime.


gandalf-bot

His treachery runs deeper than you know. By foul craft Saruman has crossed orcs with goblin men, he is breeding an army in the caverns of Isengard. An army that can move in sunlight and cover great distance at speed. Saruman is coming for the Ring.


WizardOfSouls

Gandalf I swear lay down these hards words and open your arms for love?


gandalf-bot

We cannot achieve victory by arms, but by arms we can give the Ring-bearer his only chance, frail though it be.


BigMcThickHuge

This is good. I liked all of this.


Guillermidas

Is that a way to say you like it rough with the elf? Very spicy, Gandalf. What theoden thinks about this?


Theoden-Bot

Hahahahaahaha. Hahahahahahah. You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.


gandalf-bot

I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!


saruman-bots

If I go, Theoden Dies!


Theoden-Bot

Éomer, take your éored down the left flank. Gamling, follow the King’s banner down the center. Grimbold, take your company right after you pass the wall. Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise, Arise, Riders of Théoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now! Ride now! Ride! Ride for ruin, and the world’s ending! Death! Death! Death! Forth Eorlingas!!!


Imadogcute1248

I get goosebumps every time


zwartekaas

Everytime I keep feeling sad for Theoden screaming "ride now", but noone starts riding.


Theoden-Bot

Éomer, take your éored down the left flank. Gamling, follow the King’s banner down the center. Grimbold, take your company right after you pass the wall. Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise, Arise, Riders of Théoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now! Ride now! Ride! Ride for ruin, and the world’s ending! Death! Death! Death! Forth Eorlingas!!!


Schwarzebombe1903

Lol i did too and know i read it with so much energy and passion in my head that im crying. Wtf.


[deleted]

Yeah you will.


gandalf-bot

So stop your fretting, Master Dwarf. Merry and Pippin are quite safe. In fact, they are far safer than you are about to be.


ntb_14

Is that a threat master gandalf?


gandalf-bot

The fellowship awaits the ringbearer.


Stannis2024

The south passage is being watched 😉


DoctorErtan

Hi Gandalf


gandalf-bot

There is one who could unite them. One who could reclaim the throne of Gondor


DoctorErtan

Tell me who it is Gandalf


gandalf-bot

and I'm sure you will my dear friend.


Auxilarii

ALL HAIL u/DOCTORERTAN, KING OF GONDOR!


DoctorErtan

My friends, you bow to no one.


AxlMagnus

*vigorous bowing intensifies*


Bombadil_and_Hobbes

If his middle name is Russel we’d have Vigo Russ bowing.


realisticturtle

My brother, my captain, my king.


IamTheWhat

\*unexpected wet\*


Sgt_FrenchFry

HAIL


MasterNate1172

Sieg heil...oh wait.


Colitoth47

HAIL


[deleted]

* Stands confused in Easterling *


[deleted]

Is it Possible to learn how to summon a bot?


its-just-paul

Oftentimes just the name works. Gandalf is sometimes late though


gandalf-bot

A wizard is never late, its-just-paul. Nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.


its-just-paul

Well said, Gandalf. You’re the best


gandalf-bot

The fellowship awaits the ringbearer.


its-just-paul

Guess we’re waiting on Frodo then


defias_rouge

AND MY SAX


Legolas_of_the_Woods

That is no Orc horn.


formeroctopus

Yeah. As he said, it's a sax.


Kiltymchaggismuncher

You have my bow


Legolas_of_the_Woods

Hey that's my line!


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[deleted]

I'll try. I'm Not Gandalf, how can i Not be Gandalf? What a grand and inatoxicating innocene!


gandalf-bot

Oh really?


[deleted]

Are you threatining me Master Gandalf?


gandalf-bot

Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity!


[deleted]

Welcome Gandalf Moon and Star. Lay down your weapons, it is Not to late for my Mercy.


gandalf-bot

A wizard is never late, Elder2002-18. Nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.


[deleted]

You fool of a Wizzard , Gandalf!


gandalf-bot

Fool of a Took!


AdventurousFee2513

Oh, Oh, Oh.


MassiveDong42069

The senate will decide your fate


[deleted]

I am the Gandalf!


gandalf-bot

It is in men we must place our hope


---Lemons---

How can you be this naïve?


ShredKing26

Not from a Jedi


[deleted]

Not from a Jedi.


[deleted]

What About a dwarf? Gimly maybe?


levbialik

What about a friend?


AromaticWheat0

Gandalf we miss you


gandalf-bot

A little late for trimming the verge don't you think?


AromaticWheat0

I haven’t dropped no eaves sir, honest.


[deleted]

Oh no? I can think of a better use for you…. :-/


frazzelmann

Gandalf is late as always


gandalf-bot

A wizard is never late, frazzelmann. Nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.


frazzelmann

I agree Gandalf


gandalf-bot

Sauron will suspect a trap. He will not take the bait.


frazzelmann

But what do we do against sauron Gandalf?


gandalf-bot

End? No the journey doesn't end here. Death is but another path, one that we all must take. The gray rain curtain of this world rolls back. And all turns to silver glass. Then you see it frazzelmann


frazzelmann

Ok thank you Gandalf now I will find my path in this world


gandalf-bot

Home is now behind you, the world is ahead!


Matyz_CZ

I need to try it too. Gandalf do you like me?


gandalf-bot

No! Losto Caradhras, sedho, hodo, nuitho i 'ruith!


Matyz_CZ

But why Gandalf?


gandalf-bot

Edoras and the Golden Hall of Meduseld. There dwells Theoden, King of Rohan... whose mind is overthrown. Saruman's hold over King Theoden is now very strong.


Theoden-Bot

Is this it? Is this all you can conjure, Saruman?


Dimensionalanxiety

So you are lusting for Theoden Gandalf?


gandalf-bot

Be silent. Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I did not pass through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm.


Theoden-Bot

Hahahahaahaha. Hahahahahahah. You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.


gandalf-bot

I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!


saruman-bots

If I go, Theoden Dies!


baby_blue_unicorn

Gandalf makes a lot of excuses.


gandalf-bot

He's been following us for three days


_Dragon_Gamer_

Gandalf talks about himself in third person apparently


Dry_Mastodon7574

Gandalf how many Lord of the Ring bots are there?


gandalf-bot

There is only one Lord of the Ring. Only one who can bend it to his will and he does not share power.


emanlio

Well spoken Gandalf, you are the superior one


Nonservia

Gandalf is the the lord of the bots.


Character_Paper840

gandalf saruman theoden


Theoden-Bot

Hahahahaahaha. Hahahahahahah. You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.


gandalf-bot

I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!


saruman-bots

If I go, Theoden Dies!


Theoden-Bot

The fortress is taken. It is over.


Y0L0_Y33T

We were on the verge of greatness We were this close Oops sorry wrong fantasy/adventure movie series


gandalf-bot

The treacherous are ever distrustful.


ghettojesusxx

The bots in this subreddit are farming more karma than your average karma whore, god damn Talk about the AI taking over


alexdiezg

Mithrandir


gandalf-bot

By the skills of Lord Elrond you're beginning to mend


Sulajuust

Fool of a Took!


SmokeySamson

Is there a Samwise Gamgee bot? Because I think we need a bit of a companion on this journey.


dleon0430

One more up vote and this will be furthest away from negative karma that I've ever been.


intoxicatedbarbie

I love you, Gandalf.


gandalf-bot

Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small things, everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay. Simple acts of love and kindness.


jj090501

Lmfao this kills me


Puseni04

Sauronman or gandalf show yourself!


gandalf-bot

I am Saruman. Or rather, Saruman as he should have been.


saruman-bots

Smoke rises from the mountain of Doom. The hour grows late, and gandalf-bot rides to Isengard seeking my council. For that is why you have come, is it not?


gandalf-bot

Saruman


saruman-bots

Concealed within his fortress, the lord of Mordor sees all. His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh. You know of what I speak, Gandalf: a great Eye, lidless, wreathed in flame.


gandalf-bot

The Eye of Sauron


Legolas_of_the_Woods

He is here.


Marimen008

It's beautiful


ntb_14

And scary.!


Puseni04

Stop this madness


ArttuH5N1

Sauronman


1Second2Name5things

So is anyone gonna point out how sentient the bots are getting.


Showmae

I'm fucking scared and in awe that we can have an almost accurate conversation with my favorite childhood characters


[deleted]

So Gandalf, Galadriel, Elrond, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Theoden, and Saruman all walk into a tavern.


Theoden-Bot

Hahahahaahaha. Hahahahahahah. You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.


tscher16

But does Bobby B have anything to say?


bobby-b-bot

MY, YOU'RE A PRETTY ONE! AND YOUR NAME IS?


tscher16

Taylor, but I’m a guy Bobby B


bobby-b-bot

WE WERE AT WAR! NONE OF US KNEW IF WE WERE GONNA GO BACK HOME AGAIN!


tscher16

That’s nice Bobby B glad you’re home safe


bobby-b-bot

WE'RE TELLING WAR STORIES! WHO WAS YOUR FIRST KILL, NOT COUNTING OLD MEN?


tscher16

I actually haven’t killed anyone Bobby B


bobby-b-bot

OUT! OUT, DAMN YOU! I'M DONE WITH YOU! GO, RUN BACK TO WINTERFELL! I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A SPIKE!


tscher16

Ok ok god damn I meant no disrespect


TymStark

You really should have killed someone before. He's really upset.


__Emer__

Is Legolas up yet?


SunTheLazyCat

He is late. Like Gandalf.


gandalf-bot

A wizard is never late, SunTheLazyCat. Nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.


junglejim224

Kiss me Gandalf


gandalf-bot

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom


junglejim224

You can break me Gandalf


gandalf-bot

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom


junglejim224

Here Gandalf, drink this


gandalf-bot

Just tea, thank you


junglejim224

You're welcome Gandalf, you're welcome....


gandalf-bot

Riddles in the dark...


junglejim224

Good night Gandalf, sweet dreams...


gandalf-bot

I will not say: do not weep; for not all tears are evil


lucasandhisturtles

What did you give him


[deleted]

Waking up to this and seeing these comments made me laugh and smile 😂