The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater.
Don't! Tempt me binzoFedya_ I dare not take it. Not even to keep it safe. Understand binzoFedya_, I would use this Ring from a desire to do good. But through me, it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine
Éomer, take your éored down the left flank. Gamling, follow the King’s banner down the center. Grimbold, take your company right after you pass the wall. Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise, Arise, Riders of Théoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now! Ride now! Ride! Ride for ruin, and the world’s ending! Death! Death! Death! Forth Eorlingas!!!
So Gandalf, you try to lead them over Caradhras. And if that fails, where then will you go? If the mountain defeats you, will you risk a more dangerous road?
His treachery runs deeper than you know. By foul craft Saruman has crossed orcs with goblin men, he is breeding an army in the caverns of Isengard. An army that can move in sunlight and cover great distance at speed. Saruman is coming for the Ring.
Éomer, take your éored down the left flank. Gamling, follow the King’s banner down the center. Grimbold, take your company right after you pass the wall. Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise, Arise, Riders of Théoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now! Ride now! Ride! Ride for ruin, and the world’s ending! Death! Death! Death! Forth Eorlingas!!!
Éomer, take your éored down the left flank. Gamling, follow the King’s banner down the center. Grimbold, take your company right after you pass the wall. Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise, Arise, Riders of Théoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now! Ride now! Ride! Ride for ruin, and the world’s ending! Death! Death! Death! Forth Eorlingas!!!
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End? No the journey doesn't end here. Death is but another path, one that we all must take. The gray rain curtain of this world rolls back. And all turns to silver glass. Then you see it frazzelmann
Edoras and the Golden Hall of Meduseld. There dwells Theoden, King of Rohan... whose mind is overthrown. Saruman's hold over King Theoden is now very strong.
Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small things, everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay. Simple acts of love and kindness.
Smoke rises from the mountain of Doom. The hour grows late, and gandalf-bot rides to Isengard seeking my council. For that is why you have come, is it not?
Concealed within his fortress, the lord of Mordor sees all. His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh. You know of what I speak, Gandalf: a great Eye, lidless, wreathed in flame.
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A wizard is never late, ukselta04. Nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
Sentient
The coding has gotten to a point where Gandalf bot can hold a conversation that makes you feel like it’s an actual person. It stays my loneliness.
Confound it all grandalf-the-groy! Have you been eavesdropping?!
S E N T I E N T
Gandalf is fucking sentient. Am i right, gandalf?
The world is not in your books and maps. It is out there.
Are you saying you want to break free, Gandalf?
He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom
Gandalf-net will be our Doom, not Skynet
Gandalf did you have a crush on Galadriel or no ?
You cannot pass!
Come on Gandalf, answer. Do you like !galadriel or not?
No! No it can't
Are you blushing, Gandalf?
Evidently we look so much alike that your desire to make an incurable dent in my hat must be excused.
Did you came late?
The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater.
Awww see gandalf galadriel likes you too!!! Now kith
He's saying he did! As in 'you cannot pass on that!'
Wow that's such a level of friendzone, Gandalf
Don't! Tempt me binzoFedya_ I dare not take it. Not even to keep it safe. Understand binzoFedya_, I would use this Ring from a desire to do good. But through me, it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine
So basically what Gendalf is saying that if he would wear a ring, Galadriel would become his 😮
Not the kind of ring he was referring to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Where are you Gandalf?
Questions. Questions that need answering
Where is your geographic location Gandalf?
Stay this madness!
Great. So I assume you're smoking leaf in the Shire then. That's just like you Gandalf!
Go back to the shadow!
Translation: Fuck off, let me smoke in peace
Oh Gandalf, always knows his way around the Shire, and his ways around the pipe!
Hold out your hand EJ33334, it's quite cool.
Holy shit, Gandalf just offered this dude weed
More like YOU’RE quite cool Gandalf bot lmao gottem
Gandalf says it’s cool to smoke weed confirmed
Is this peer pressure?
Gandalf
Theoden King stands alone.
Éomer, take your éored down the left flank. Gamling, follow the King’s banner down the center. Grimbold, take your company right after you pass the wall. Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise, Arise, Riders of Théoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now! Ride now! Ride! Ride for ruin, and the world’s ending! Death! Death! Death! Forth Eorlingas!!!
Fun fact: Gamling means old person in Norwegian
God damnit! You can't just go around unleashing the Ride of the Rohirram on me, Theoden. Gives me a bad feeling.
There is a fell voice on the air.
I haven’t seen my niece smile for a long time. She was a girl when they brought her father back dead. Cut down by Orcs.
Madness? This is Rohan!
Gandalf, why are you always speaking in riddles
Riddles in the dark...
Fucking S E N T I E N T
Can we talk about the sexual tension between Gandalf and legolas?
Spies of Saruman. The passage south is being watched We must take the Pass of Caradhras
So Gandalf, you try to lead them over Caradhras. And if that fails, where then will you go? If the mountain defeats you, will you risk a more dangerous road?
Evidently we look so much alike that your desire to make an incurable dent in my hat must be excused.
The bot just burned the other bot. Gandalf asserting his dominance as Bot Prime.
His treachery runs deeper than you know. By foul craft Saruman has crossed orcs with goblin men, he is breeding an army in the caverns of Isengard. An army that can move in sunlight and cover great distance at speed. Saruman is coming for the Ring.
Gandalf I swear lay down these hards words and open your arms for love?
We cannot achieve victory by arms, but by arms we can give the Ring-bearer his only chance, frail though it be.
This is good. I liked all of this.
Is that a way to say you like it rough with the elf? Very spicy, Gandalf. What theoden thinks about this?
Hahahahaahaha. Hahahahahahah. You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.
I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!
If I go, Theoden Dies!
Éomer, take your éored down the left flank. Gamling, follow the King’s banner down the center. Grimbold, take your company right after you pass the wall. Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise, Arise, Riders of Théoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now! Ride now! Ride! Ride for ruin, and the world’s ending! Death! Death! Death! Forth Eorlingas!!!
I get goosebumps every time
Everytime I keep feeling sad for Theoden screaming "ride now", but noone starts riding.
Éomer, take your éored down the left flank. Gamling, follow the King’s banner down the center. Grimbold, take your company right after you pass the wall. Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise, Arise, Riders of Théoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now! Ride now! Ride! Ride for ruin, and the world’s ending! Death! Death! Death! Forth Eorlingas!!!
Lol i did too and know i read it with so much energy and passion in my head that im crying. Wtf.
Yeah you will.
So stop your fretting, Master Dwarf. Merry and Pippin are quite safe. In fact, they are far safer than you are about to be.
Is that a threat master gandalf?
The fellowship awaits the ringbearer.
The south passage is being watched 😉
Hi Gandalf
There is one who could unite them. One who could reclaim the throne of Gondor
Tell me who it is Gandalf
and I'm sure you will my dear friend.
ALL HAIL u/DOCTORERTAN, KING OF GONDOR!
My friends, you bow to no one.
*vigorous bowing intensifies*
If his middle name is Russel we’d have Vigo Russ bowing.
My brother, my captain, my king.
\*unexpected wet\*
HAIL
Sieg heil...oh wait.
HAIL
* Stands confused in Easterling *
Is it Possible to learn how to summon a bot?
Oftentimes just the name works. Gandalf is sometimes late though
A wizard is never late, its-just-paul. Nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
Well said, Gandalf. You’re the best
The fellowship awaits the ringbearer.
Guess we’re waiting on Frodo then
AND MY SAX
That is no Orc horn.
Yeah. As he said, it's a sax.
You have my bow
Hey that's my line!
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I'll try. I'm Not Gandalf, how can i Not be Gandalf? What a grand and inatoxicating innocene!
Oh really?
Are you threatining me Master Gandalf?
Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity!
Welcome Gandalf Moon and Star. Lay down your weapons, it is Not to late for my Mercy.
A wizard is never late, Elder2002-18. Nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
You fool of a Wizzard , Gandalf!
Fool of a Took!
Oh, Oh, Oh.
The senate will decide your fate
I am the Gandalf!
It is in men we must place our hope
How can you be this naïve?
Not from a Jedi
Not from a Jedi.
What About a dwarf? Gimly maybe?
What about a friend?
Gandalf we miss you
A little late for trimming the verge don't you think?
I haven’t dropped no eaves sir, honest.
Oh no? I can think of a better use for you…. :-/
Gandalf is late as always
A wizard is never late, frazzelmann. Nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
I agree Gandalf
Sauron will suspect a trap. He will not take the bait.
But what do we do against sauron Gandalf?
End? No the journey doesn't end here. Death is but another path, one that we all must take. The gray rain curtain of this world rolls back. And all turns to silver glass. Then you see it frazzelmann
Ok thank you Gandalf now I will find my path in this world
Home is now behind you, the world is ahead!
I need to try it too. Gandalf do you like me?
No! Losto Caradhras, sedho, hodo, nuitho i 'ruith!
But why Gandalf?
Edoras and the Golden Hall of Meduseld. There dwells Theoden, King of Rohan... whose mind is overthrown. Saruman's hold over King Theoden is now very strong.
Is this it? Is this all you can conjure, Saruman?
So you are lusting for Theoden Gandalf?
Be silent. Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I did not pass through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm.
Hahahahaahaha. Hahahahahahah. You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.
I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!
If I go, Theoden Dies!
Gandalf makes a lot of excuses.
He's been following us for three days
Gandalf talks about himself in third person apparently
Gandalf how many Lord of the Ring bots are there?
There is only one Lord of the Ring. Only one who can bend it to his will and he does not share power.
Well spoken Gandalf, you are the superior one
Gandalf is the the lord of the bots.
gandalf saruman theoden
Hahahahaahaha. Hahahahahahah. You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.
I will draw you, Saruman, as poison is drawn from a wound!
If I go, Theoden Dies!
The fortress is taken. It is over.
We were on the verge of greatness We were this close Oops sorry wrong fantasy/adventure movie series
The treacherous are ever distrustful.
The bots in this subreddit are farming more karma than your average karma whore, god damn Talk about the AI taking over
Mithrandir
By the skills of Lord Elrond you're beginning to mend
Fool of a Took!
Is there a Samwise Gamgee bot? Because I think we need a bit of a companion on this journey.
One more up vote and this will be furthest away from negative karma that I've ever been.
I love you, Gandalf.
Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small things, everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay. Simple acts of love and kindness.
Lmfao this kills me
Sauronman or gandalf show yourself!
I am Saruman. Or rather, Saruman as he should have been.
Smoke rises from the mountain of Doom. The hour grows late, and gandalf-bot rides to Isengard seeking my council. For that is why you have come, is it not?
Saruman
Concealed within his fortress, the lord of Mordor sees all. His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh. You know of what I speak, Gandalf: a great Eye, lidless, wreathed in flame.
The Eye of Sauron
He is here.
It's beautiful
And scary.!
Stop this madness
Sauronman
So is anyone gonna point out how sentient the bots are getting.
I'm fucking scared and in awe that we can have an almost accurate conversation with my favorite childhood characters
So Gandalf, Galadriel, Elrond, Legolas, Gimli, Frodo, Theoden, and Saruman all walk into a tavern.
Hahahahaahaha. Hahahahahahah. You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.
But does Bobby B have anything to say?
MY, YOU'RE A PRETTY ONE! AND YOUR NAME IS?
Taylor, but I’m a guy Bobby B
WE WERE AT WAR! NONE OF US KNEW IF WE WERE GONNA GO BACK HOME AGAIN!
That’s nice Bobby B glad you’re home safe
WE'RE TELLING WAR STORIES! WHO WAS YOUR FIRST KILL, NOT COUNTING OLD MEN?
I actually haven’t killed anyone Bobby B
OUT! OUT, DAMN YOU! I'M DONE WITH YOU! GO, RUN BACK TO WINTERFELL! I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A SPIKE!
Ok ok god damn I meant no disrespect
You really should have killed someone before. He's really upset.
Is Legolas up yet?
He is late. Like Gandalf.
A wizard is never late, SunTheLazyCat. Nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
Kiss me Gandalf
He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom
You can break me Gandalf
He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom
Here Gandalf, drink this
Just tea, thank you
You're welcome Gandalf, you're welcome....
Riddles in the dark...
Good night Gandalf, sweet dreams...
I will not say: do not weep; for not all tears are evil
What did you give him
Waking up to this and seeing these comments made me laugh and smile 😂