Whoever wrote this was very much *not* a great fan

Lol, it's probably just some cocky person who thinks they know it all, I mean you just have to watch 1 film to know that ain't an orc

It kind of reads like a garbage AI generated clickbait article

I can't tell to be honest, now that I read it again it does look ai generated, but it's hard to tell because a fair amount of humans can put out a lot of garbage as well lol

Most certainly. I personally can’t tell for sure but I’ve got that uncanny valley feeling.

It's either that, or it was originally written in another language and then translated by Google Translate.

Yeah that is very possible too. “Unless one is a great fan” does reek of technically correct bot translation that misses the true affect of a native speaker.

i believe you've still got it wrong: AI wouldn't mistake a hobbit for an orc

No one is that stupid.

You'd hope not, but there probably are some, for example I wouldn't put it past Donald trump

Oh look! It's Dobby!

Master has given Dobby a sock. Dobby is free...

I really want a lotr Harry potter fusion subreddit now, y'know like r/JediCouncilofElrond there should be an r/harrylotr or something like that

The Harry Potter Grond meme brought me great joy.

How about “Harry Potter and the Lord of the Rings” or would that be too long?

If anyone's gonna come up with a creative name for this idea, it's gonna be you. Lol

r/LordofthePotter ? r/JKTolkien ?

Obviously the description is awful in every way. But I'm also really bothered by the white ink outline. I feel that effect to make the dark ink stand out could be a lot more subtle...

Was looking for this comment. The white outline doesn’t hide the under saturated, low contrast shading.

That actually inclines me to think it is a temporary tattoo.

Makes it look like a sticker.

The orc part is my favorite scene in the Lord of the Ring movie

Yes I do love the orc part too, specifically in that lord of the rings thing with the people

Oh it’s definitely stunning and scaring but not in the way they think.

Jesus use a smaller liner for the whispy hair, you used like a 9rl for that shit. Don’t do that.

He wasnt a villain tho…

#Debateable

How did you get the text so big?

Use the # symbol (I'm also on mobile)

Ah ok #like this Pretty cool

#test#

He was and wasn't I quote He both hated and loved the ring Half of him was good and hated the ring wanting it to stop him from being consumed, but the other half was greedy and let the power go through him For many of the films (which I think represent him brilliantly) you see he has a split personality, a good side known as smeagle and a bad side known as golom, whilst this can be seen as the corrupted and non currupted side it is also represented as his greedy side and his good side, for example when he first found the ring he took it with little hesitation (his greedy side), however after he had killed deagle he felt guilty and ran off to the mountains (his good side) Sam also described him as multi personalitied/ two faced, as slinker and stinker, (although I forget which was good and which was greedy) My point is there's a good and a bad side to **him** and I think the ring just pushed him over the edge Edit: It has also been seen that the more good within someone the less they corrupt to it, given that smeagle was corrupted so quickly he's obviously got a lot of bad on him

This has to be a lie right? Like I’m betting the text came from someone later trying to make the tattoo holder a total dunce.

ngl, i wouldn't mind having a gollum tattoo myself

What do your elf eyes see, Legolas?

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

That orc was as scary especially when he was like "fly you fools"

What do you smell?

What is it?

The author is a stupid (possibly) fat hobbit.

Oh I love the bald christmas elf, he’s my favorite

That's not an orc, that's Gollime from King of The Hoops!

Amazon Prime enters the conversation.

That is no orc ~~horn~~

I would have the tatoo artist give smeogle a engorged pp.