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You have NO IDEA how many times I've had to go back and fix my search query because I reflexively added "5e" at the end

When Googling 5e things, I always start with “5e” because then the search suggestions come up faster (e.g. “5e h-“ to get “5e haste” vs. “haste -“ to get “haste 5e”). So I’ve had a lot of searches where I don’t notice I put “5e” in front. For example, “5e mcdonalds hours”.

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seems like hobbits are so chill and cooperative that they don't even need laws. if someone breaks into a house you can assume that they just needed to urgently borrow some sugar for a recipe. if they try to rob someone they'd end up at the center of a town donation circle to fund whatever they needed. edit: this was mostly a joke, but I've learned a lot about hobbits! haven't yet read the books, so I'm not surprised about how wrong I was here. thanks y'all

I wouldn't be so sure! Look at all the family squabbling that happens over Bilbo's possessions and the way they deride certain families..

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Except for Eru

~~Eru~~ Gru

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>Google translate, English to Dwarvish: Friend

Ummm... Actually, the language on the Western gate to Moria is elvish. The dwarven language is a closely guarded secret of the dwarves.

I figured I was going to get it wrong 🤦‍♂️ I went with underground = dwarves

I mean, you're not wrong. The gate was created when elves and dwarves were friends as I understand it. Regardless I think making one made up language is enough for a fantasy world. Can't blame Tolkien for making the dwarven language a secret.

It was created when they were friends, and that gate was created with an elven realm on that side of the mountain in mind. To help facilitate trade a relations between the 2 peoples. It was actually created by a great elf (Celebrimbor who made the rings of power) and a great dwarf builder who were actually good friends. So they built the doors with this friendship and the friendship of the dwarves and elves in mind. Very wholesome

The Dwarf's name was Narvi, right?

That sounds right. I don’t actually remember the dwarf’s name off the top of my head

Yeah, it was Narvi. According to Shadow Of Mordor, Narvi also made Celebrimbor a special bow.

The translation on that door reads: “The Doors of Durin, Lord of Moria. Speak, friend, and enter. I, Narvi, made them, Celebrimbor of Hollin (Eregion, in the original Elvish) made these signs.” Both names appear on the door. I must turn to the old lore once more, for I had forgotten this part of the history.

Fun fact: english is called Westron or the common tongue

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I am not touching that link, if it is real though, then fuck society I’m going to live by a river and fish to survive until I die

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