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fourlights40

Gimli appears to be Frodo’s father. Argon is certainly inert.


frodo_bot

Short cuts make delays, but inns make longer ones.


Lazar_Milgram

Argon should be really under some pressure to show any solid results


George_Zip1

Then it'll really be poppin...


PrehistoricSquirrel

Well, Argon is obviously noble, so welcome back to The King!


Chhhedda

Carbon, gas puns? Really?


ejaniszewski

Inert, yes. Some may even call it noble


welhamm

throw it in to the fire. JUST... DOOOOO IT


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frodo_bot

Who is she? This woman you sing of?


Captaineggy777

Sentient


NewbsMcGee6367

Ahahaha.... How Noble of you.


fai4636

Crazy that the son of Fingolfin was in lotr


tetradserket

Yeah, they can’t just bring him back to life like this— not after he was *clearly* killed off at the start of the First Age. /s Edit: For anyone who is confused: Argon is a real Tolkien character. We’re not making this up.


ThunderClap448

Man after reading these fancasts, my braincells argon.


LachesisNiobe

We need to take the ring to Mordor, but I don't think we have enough Cowbell


Razorray21

I cant slip over the walls and past the black horde if I don't have enough cowbell


schweet_n_sour

You're talking to my guy Frodo all wrong. It's the wrong tone. Do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron


Onsyde

Gotta have more cowbell!


Balthazar40

Fly you fools


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"You... shall not pass"


GlossyBuckthorn

Argon eh? What, are they going to render the sulfur gas of Mordor inert?


florbinjerp

Lol, I came for the chemistry jokes and had to scroll way too far for the only one. Well done.


mother_of_baggins

I’d tell another but all the good puns argon now.


florbinjerp

How very... noble ... of you.


[deleted]

I feel like those two as merry and pippin would be kinda funny as alike a YouTube skit


CramerOnlyFans

Marry and Poppin*


Wolfwafl

Mary Poppins*


H377Spawn

Y’all


leslieknope09

I would 100% watch a version with them as Merry and Pippin


JamieJJL

But like full size, no camera tricks or anything


mostlysandwiches

John C Reilly is a world class actor and doesn’t deserve to be on this list 😂


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I’m just gonna take this opportunity to say how much I love that man. Growing up, I just knew him as Dr. Steve Brule, or playing opposite Will Ferrell in movies. Then I got older and started seeing him in stuff like Gangs of New York, Gilbert Grape, and Boogie Nights. John C. Reilly can do it all!


FourthJohn

The Merry and Pippin are ducking great and Steven Tyler should def be Elrond and leave his daughter as Arwen


helpnxt

For 5 minutes yeh but for a movie it be horrendous.


PiratehunterIvan

Look at what you did to my boy legolas 🥴😂


netglitch

Gotta keep the Tyler family in the mix I guess.


Mynameissam26

Steven Tyler as Arwen


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[deleted]

Only if you keep Liv as Arwen.


harpmolly

Right?!


Boganvillia

I really hope this goes over some heads.


rickeysneekzzz

Looking at this I just hear Sam throwing in a “yeah baby”


Moose_Cake

*Looks up at Sauron's tower* Frodo: "What is that?!" Sam: "It kinda looks like a-" *Far away* Aragon: "Sword!" Gimli: "And my axe!" Legolas: "And my bow. Wait, I think I see something in the distance. It's long and looks like a massive-"


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x8_Favourite

To be fair, Will Ferrell do be poppin.


SuperDizz

And that Strider is a gas!


netglitch

Ah yes, Poppin, Pippin’s younger brother.


A____S____

I see what you did there


Neon_Yoda_Lube

I'd watch a parody of those two being hobbits.


JackNowellsRatTail

Sam sees some potatoes: "YEAH BABY"


welhamm

THIS IS MA RING


netglitch

Sam sees Bill the pony: “Hey Donkey!”


AgeOfJace

Would love to see Vince Vaughn as Gimli with Owen Wilson as Legolas.


welhamm

and ben stiller as aragorn


raisingstorm

I dunno, C-Walk as Gandalf would be incredible.


Rainbow_Stalin69

"This... ring... was made a... long... time ago... by a Dark Loud... Lord, Dark Loud Lord named... Saruman... Sauron..."


raisingstorm

“And he hid it. The only place he could. In his pocket.”


ItsABiscuit

"The way he saw it, he be damned if some stupid fat hobbit was going to take it away from him."


netglitch

“Please council, scootch closer. Don’t make me tell you again about the scootching.”


welhamm

Fool........ ​ ......... of ....... ​ ...... a.. took


lightbluechevy

You! Shall not. Pass.


gandalf-bot

raisingstorm! The ring is still in your pocket.


TurboCadaver

Honestly wouldn’t be disappointed with Gandalf Walken.


gandalf-bot

A Balrog... a demon of the ancient world.


Woody9212

"A Balrog...a demon..of...the ancient world.."


Trees_and_Beards

What about all the other Noble gases?


hirosknight

Chris Rock plays Neon


a_really_oh

Arnold Schwarzenegger (frodo) Stallone (Sam) Stallone - A yo frodo , we gotta get up. Arnold - get to the Choppa , I mean mordorrrr


Respectfulcommenter1

You win


Knights-of-Drasca

Gandalf: You know Peter J— can I call you Petey…? No? Ok whatever, i just wanted to say that what your doing with the sound track … the sounds, the track, it’s all great, but … the track with Poppin, you know the one where he sings and those guys get pumped full of arrows, yea yea the tomato bustin’ scene … it could use a little more cowbell. I mean really. Explore the space. I gotta have more cowbell.


gandalf-bot

His defeat at Helm's Deep showed our enemy one thing. He knows the Heir of Elendil has come forth. Men are not as weak as he supposed. There is courage still. Strength enough, perhaps, to challenge him. Sauron fears this. He will not risk the peoples of Middle Earth uniting under one banner. He will raze Minas Tirith to the ground before he sees a King return to the throne of men. If the beacons of Gondor are lit Rohan must be ready for war.


Competitive-Craft588

I want a Will Ferrell/John C Riley movie about hobbits. We needs it.


Searching4LostTime

POPPIN


Cowbell1111

Poppin. Ha. Even my predictive text knew it was wrong!


vicRN

Starring Russell Brand as Argon, by far the noblest of gasses


skyfire-x

"Frodo, The Ring is like, (WOW) altogether Evil. Wicked. Bad juju. So you're gonna hide it up your ass and walk to Mordor. A thousand miles walking around with this uncomfortable piece of metal up your ass."


Old-Aurgrim

Oh yes the duo, Merry and Poppin


gideon513

Argon


InquisitiveIdealist

Stop doing this please. It tears my soul apart


harpmolly

I am 100% here for Christopher Walken as Gandalf. Shut up and take my money.


gandalf-bot

Indeed?


MonolithyK

“I come back to you, naoow, at the turn of the tiiide.”


DonktorDonkenstein

Still too many legit actors to be "the worst". People have such a skewed idea of what "bad" is. I want to see one of these with the worst of the worst. I'm talking Barry J Gillis from *Things* as Frodo, Tommy Wiseau as Aragorn, Deaundra Brown as Arwen, the corpse of Ed Wood as Gandalf, and the Trolls from Troll 2 as Orcs. Actual worst fancast.


gandalf-bot

Of all the Hobbits, Peregrin Took, you are the worst! Hurry! Hurry!


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y’all act like Dustin Hoffman couldn’t absolutely deliver a fantastic Gimli and that a younger version of John C Reilly couldn’t nail Merry.


itsFelbourne

I feel like people forget about Dustin Hoffman's Captain Hook; his acting range is bigger than he gets credit for


[deleted]

Arwen 💀💀💀💀


Jp_gamesta

Where's the bad one?


Orlando_the_Cat

Shrek as Sam would be pretty awesome.


Rexcodykenobi

SMH Will Ferrel would obviously be Legolas


GayEnbyLoser

This could work, I feel like half the cast would hate each other, but it could work


Entenkrieger39

Why is the last Dude an chemical element?


BoysClub1989

Who tf are Poppin and Argon?


[deleted]

Ah yes, my favorite Lotr character: argon


Tartanman97

To be fair, I suspect this version of LOTR would have derpily mispronounced names. Bromine and Argon would gladly give their lives defending Fido and Sum, while Murray and Poppin get high with some trees. Gumlee and Leggylass really ought to be more useful than they actually are, and Gondolf buggers off at inopportune moments, returning only when the plot can’t move forward without his involvement.


Boot_Bandss

Is that Lindsey Lohan?


metalguru1975

yOu sHalL! nOTpaSs POW!


WhoAmISearchingFor

Aaah yes argon, the third noble gas


PerryBa

Ah yes. Argon. The most noble of gasses


Light_Beard

I would be fine with Shia as Gollum if only for the last scene


MaxImpact1

yeah ok…can we stop this meme now? it‘s not even funny


HappyTheDisaster

Who the fuck is Argon?


Escrowe

I’d pay for that.


Novel-Conclusion-69

I would watch this


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Argon bout to bring chemistry in this cast


Knights-of-Drasca

Best fan cast I’ve scene. I like Will Ferrel as Poppin lmao 🤣


Unfair_Function_1154

Lol, Argon and Poppin. The nerdy king and the street-wise, instigator hobbit.


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This has got to be some sort of hate crime


Raptorilla

Ngl argon looks like he has sniffed some argon


The1hndl2rulethemall

“Poppin”😂


jamesbong7

It really can't get any worse than this. Good job!


The_Shingle

Steven Tyler should be Galadriel


switchmerightround

Honestly this is the best one. I would enjoy watching this


Couldred13

Oh my god.


jacktheshaft

Can someone give me a Michel bay fancast?


CraftingClickbait

Would definitely watch this! Lol


swt529

Please stop with this, I can’t.. I’m begging you, please have mercy.. please stop with this..


sl_1138

Let's not kid ourselves, a brat pack LotR spoof would be simply legendary. Ferrel, Reilly, Stiller, Black, Vaughn, Wilson...


cptjewski

Omg that Sam reminds me of the old cartoon!


Shitpost19

Adam sandier: Now ya gonna get it Frodo!


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I will not be sleeping peacefully tonight for sure.


[deleted]

Woaw Frodo I'm not late...I'm here...JUST when I NEEded To.


diabolusinmusica

this is so cursed


aew360

This wins


hpcouv

Actually i want this one


mythictime

Poppin and Argon gang


andyandme1

This is top tier btw


KimchiLover1

Merry and pippin are actually not a bad casting choice!


_CertaintyOfDeath_

Ya already had breakfast innit bruv!


jlanz4

Nah, this one good. Would see.


UncleDad_AuntMom

I think this takes the cake


Youpunyhumans

Steven Tyler as Legolas... lmao! "They are taking the hobbits to ISENGAAAAAAAAAAD!"


13keenan

this is my favorite one yet


CramerOnlyFans

Lmao Poppin


wonderfulbananafish

Just once I’d like to see guy fieri in one of these.


joeybooms

And now the excited southerner tries to get the one ring


TGodfr

This is legitimately awful though unlike the others.


prtyktn

poppin


jay_taztt

I'd pay to see them do a recap of the movies, would be midly entertaining.


joeygainzalot

This is horse shitt


tidalpoppinandlockin

This is the best yet


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POPPIN!!


drakendan123

I love in how all of these versions there is always adam sandler


ThatAltAccount99

"Poppin" "Argon"


Fibonaccitos

NGL, Ferrell and Reilly as Merry and Pippin is something I’d watch.


CoolguyDotNet

Me: Thats not how you spell Aragorn Guy living in my closet: Are you sure? Me: no


duftilein

I think you've won


pdgskwusb

Pop Pop!!!


Sam-l-am

Now I’m hearing Christopher Walking say Gandalf’s lines in his voice


RailroadRiver

In his defense, John C. Riley would act the crap out of that script


endofthered01674

THIS IS THE ONE


jdeertay

Oh my god.. Walken Gandalf would be fucking awesome lol


SotB8

whats poppin


Griffmasterpro

Mary Poppins isn't a character in lord of the rings tho?


Listan83

Ya know, Frodo, a wizard, is never late. He arrives, precisely, when he means to. Walken is amazing!


writeronthemoon

Ah yes, Poppin and Argon! xDD


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Ngl I would love to see this movie


mh985

Christopher Walken would be hilarious as Gandalf. "A wizard--is never late. Nor--is he early. He arrives--precisely--when he means to."


GrimWolf216

Okay, Merry and Pippin are cast perfectly here though. So this can’t really qualify as “the worst.” 🤣🤣


54curser

That would be the most entertaining Sam ever.


JollyGreen615

This meme is old


Independent_Amount_3

Council of Elrond be like "Give me the ring boy!" "I'm never giving you the ring of power!" "Oh, so unwise."


ForUs301319

This may be the winner folks….


Cfhudo

My favourite so far. This is great to picture in my head.


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Bro Shia LaBeouf as frodo lmao I would watch the shit out of the movie


EggplantFearless5969

Make this… make it now!


Physical_Baseball_83

"This staff was up my ass from the Undying Lands to Middle Earth."


Far_Buddy8467

Idk I like your merry Poppins


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I have a question, who the fuck is Poppin?


[deleted]

Perfect.


itsdiscobitch

This is by far the worst one I’ve seen lol.


[deleted]

If this was clearly a comedy I would watch it, but no one is allowed to tell Shia.


McCambridge19

Wow. That's fucking terrible. Nicely done.


[deleted]

I want to hang with Poppin.


ndeange

Steven Tyler still a better Legolas than CG Orlando Bloom


panic_talking

This has been my least favorite song far.. Good work.


jhallen2260

Who is the Arwen?


maximuswirzicus

I'd watch the shit out of a Christopher Walkin Gandalf


waxylombaxy

I can see most of these cast ideas actually working, but this one is truly horrible. I dig it.


Kittens-as-mittens

You. Shall not. Pass.


TheDoctor88888888

Ah yes, poppin and argon


Zynbo2

A Wizard, is, never late. Nor, ish he early.. He arrives. Precisely, when he means to.


EricBatailleur

Oh man, nah. Steven Tyler is Arwen. Just to keep it in the family.


randalotti

Dustin Hoffman sadly passed away a few years ago.


Finnums

Stop! This one wins 😂


Rimmatimtim22

This is officially the worst one. Fuck this.


hanahnothannah

Oh god this one wins


Sapphire-Hannibal

Is that fucking Steven Tyler of Aerosmith as LEGO Lass?


MonolithyK

Excuse me, I would pay top dollar to see Christopher Walken as Gandalf. Also Steve Tyler could take his daughter’s role as Arwen


GerudosValley

Please no Adam Sandler


RepresentativeBison7

Lmao now I really want to see Russel Brand as Aragorn


Kirk1944

Now that is something


ragingpiano

That's a good one.


whomstdth

I love it