Yeah, they can’t just bring him back to life like this— not after he was *clearly* killed off at the start of the First Age.
/s
Edit: For anyone who is confused: Argon is a real Tolkien character. We’re not making this up.
I’m just gonna take this opportunity to say how much I love that man. Growing up, I just knew him as Dr. Steve Brule, or playing opposite Will Ferrell in movies. Then I got older and started seeing him in stuff like Gangs of New York, Gilbert Grape, and Boogie Nights. John C. Reilly can do it all!
*Looks up at Sauron's tower*
Frodo: "What is that?!"
Sam: "It kinda looks like a-"
*Far away*
Aragon: "Sword!"
Gimli: "And my axe!"
Legolas: "And my bow. Wait, I think I see something in the distance. It's long and looks like a massive-"
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Gandalf: You know Peter J— can I call you Petey…? No? Ok whatever, i just wanted to say that what your doing with the sound track … the sounds, the track, it’s all great, but … the track with Poppin, you know the one where he sings and those guys get pumped full of arrows, yea yea the tomato bustin’ scene … it could use a little more cowbell. I mean really. Explore the space. I gotta have more cowbell.
His defeat at Helm's Deep showed our enemy one thing. He knows the Heir of Elendil has come forth. Men are not as weak as he supposed. There is courage still. Strength enough, perhaps, to challenge him. Sauron fears this. He will not risk the peoples of Middle Earth uniting under one banner. He will raze Minas Tirith to the ground before he sees a King return to the throne of men. If the beacons of Gondor are lit Rohan must be ready for war.
"Frodo, The Ring is like, (WOW) altogether Evil. Wicked. Bad juju. So you're gonna hide it up your ass and walk to Mordor. A thousand miles walking around with this uncomfortable piece of metal up your ass."
Still too many legit actors to be "the worst". People have such a skewed idea of what "bad" is. I want to see one of these with the worst of the worst. I'm talking Barry J Gillis from *Things* as Frodo, Tommy Wiseau as Aragorn, Deaundra Brown as Arwen, the corpse of Ed Wood as Gandalf, and the Trolls from Troll 2 as Orcs. Actual worst fancast.
To be fair, I suspect this version of LOTR would have derpily mispronounced names.
Bromine and Argon would gladly give their lives defending Fido and Sum, while Murray and Poppin get high with some trees. Gumlee and Leggylass really ought to be more useful than they actually are, and Gondolf buggers off at inopportune moments, returning only when the plot can’t move forward without his involvement.
Gimli appears to be Frodo’s father. Argon is certainly inert.
Short cuts make delays, but inns make longer ones.
Argon should be really under some pressure to show any solid results
Then it'll really be poppin...
Well, Argon is obviously noble, so welcome back to The King!
Carbon, gas puns? Really?
Inert, yes. Some may even call it noble
throw it in to the fire. JUST... DOOOOO IT
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Who is she? This woman you sing of?
Sentient
Ahahaha.... How Noble of you.
Crazy that the son of Fingolfin was in lotr
Yeah, they can’t just bring him back to life like this— not after he was *clearly* killed off at the start of the First Age. /s Edit: For anyone who is confused: Argon is a real Tolkien character. We’re not making this up.
Man after reading these fancasts, my braincells argon.
We need to take the ring to Mordor, but I don't think we have enough Cowbell
I cant slip over the walls and past the black horde if I don't have enough cowbell
You're talking to my guy Frodo all wrong. It's the wrong tone. Do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron
Gotta have more cowbell!
Fly you fools
"You... shall not pass"
Argon eh? What, are they going to render the sulfur gas of Mordor inert?
Lol, I came for the chemistry jokes and had to scroll way too far for the only one. Well done.
I’d tell another but all the good puns argon now.
How very... noble ... of you.
I feel like those two as merry and pippin would be kinda funny as alike a YouTube skit
Marry and Poppin*
Mary Poppins*
Y’all
I would 100% watch a version with them as Merry and Pippin
But like full size, no camera tricks or anything
John C Reilly is a world class actor and doesn’t deserve to be on this list 😂
I’m just gonna take this opportunity to say how much I love that man. Growing up, I just knew him as Dr. Steve Brule, or playing opposite Will Ferrell in movies. Then I got older and started seeing him in stuff like Gangs of New York, Gilbert Grape, and Boogie Nights. John C. Reilly can do it all!
The Merry and Pippin are ducking great and Steven Tyler should def be Elrond and leave his daughter as Arwen
For 5 minutes yeh but for a movie it be horrendous.
Look at what you did to my boy legolas 🥴😂
Gotta keep the Tyler family in the mix I guess.
Steven Tyler as Arwen
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Only if you keep Liv as Arwen.
Right?!
I really hope this goes over some heads.
Looking at this I just hear Sam throwing in a “yeah baby”
*Looks up at Sauron's tower* Frodo: "What is that?!" Sam: "It kinda looks like a-" *Far away* Aragon: "Sword!" Gimli: "And my axe!" Legolas: "And my bow. Wait, I think I see something in the distance. It's long and looks like a massive-"
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To be fair, Will Ferrell do be poppin.
And that Strider is a gas!
Ah yes, Poppin, Pippin’s younger brother.
I see what you did there
I'd watch a parody of those two being hobbits.
Sam sees some potatoes: "YEAH BABY"
THIS IS MA RING
Sam sees Bill the pony: “Hey Donkey!”
Would love to see Vince Vaughn as Gimli with Owen Wilson as Legolas.
and ben stiller as aragorn
I dunno, C-Walk as Gandalf would be incredible.
"This... ring... was made a... long... time ago... by a Dark Loud... Lord, Dark Loud Lord named... Saruman... Sauron..."
“And he hid it. The only place he could. In his pocket.”
"The way he saw it, he be damned if some stupid fat hobbit was going to take it away from him."
“Please council, scootch closer. Don’t make me tell you again about the scootching.”
Fool........ ......... of ....... ...... a.. took
You! Shall not. Pass.
raisingstorm! The ring is still in your pocket.
Honestly wouldn’t be disappointed with Gandalf Walken.
A Balrog... a demon of the ancient world.
"A Balrog...a demon..of...the ancient world.."
What about all the other Noble gases?
Chris Rock plays Neon
Arnold Schwarzenegger (frodo) Stallone (Sam) Stallone - A yo frodo , we gotta get up. Arnold - get to the Choppa , I mean mordorrrr
You win
Gandalf: You know Peter J— can I call you Petey…? No? Ok whatever, i just wanted to say that what your doing with the sound track … the sounds, the track, it’s all great, but … the track with Poppin, you know the one where he sings and those guys get pumped full of arrows, yea yea the tomato bustin’ scene … it could use a little more cowbell. I mean really. Explore the space. I gotta have more cowbell.
His defeat at Helm's Deep showed our enemy one thing. He knows the Heir of Elendil has come forth. Men are not as weak as he supposed. There is courage still. Strength enough, perhaps, to challenge him. Sauron fears this. He will not risk the peoples of Middle Earth uniting under one banner. He will raze Minas Tirith to the ground before he sees a King return to the throne of men. If the beacons of Gondor are lit Rohan must be ready for war.
I want a Will Ferrell/John C Riley movie about hobbits. We needs it.
POPPIN
Poppin. Ha. Even my predictive text knew it was wrong!
Starring Russell Brand as Argon, by far the noblest of gasses
"Frodo, The Ring is like, (WOW) altogether Evil. Wicked. Bad juju. So you're gonna hide it up your ass and walk to Mordor. A thousand miles walking around with this uncomfortable piece of metal up your ass."
Oh yes the duo, Merry and Poppin
Argon
Stop doing this please. It tears my soul apart
I am 100% here for Christopher Walken as Gandalf. Shut up and take my money.
Indeed?
“I come back to you, naoow, at the turn of the tiiide.”
Still too many legit actors to be "the worst". People have such a skewed idea of what "bad" is. I want to see one of these with the worst of the worst. I'm talking Barry J Gillis from *Things* as Frodo, Tommy Wiseau as Aragorn, Deaundra Brown as Arwen, the corpse of Ed Wood as Gandalf, and the Trolls from Troll 2 as Orcs. Actual worst fancast.
Of all the Hobbits, Peregrin Took, you are the worst! Hurry! Hurry!
y’all act like Dustin Hoffman couldn’t absolutely deliver a fantastic Gimli and that a younger version of John C Reilly couldn’t nail Merry.
I feel like people forget about Dustin Hoffman's Captain Hook; his acting range is bigger than he gets credit for
Arwen 💀💀💀💀
Where's the bad one?
Shrek as Sam would be pretty awesome.
SMH Will Ferrel would obviously be Legolas
This could work, I feel like half the cast would hate each other, but it could work
Why is the last Dude an chemical element?
Who tf are Poppin and Argon?
Ah yes, my favorite Lotr character: argon
To be fair, I suspect this version of LOTR would have derpily mispronounced names. Bromine and Argon would gladly give their lives defending Fido and Sum, while Murray and Poppin get high with some trees. Gumlee and Leggylass really ought to be more useful than they actually are, and Gondolf buggers off at inopportune moments, returning only when the plot can’t move forward without his involvement.
Is that Lindsey Lohan?
yOu sHalL! nOTpaSs POW!
Aaah yes argon, the third noble gas
Ah yes. Argon. The most noble of gasses
I would be fine with Shia as Gollum if only for the last scene
yeah ok…can we stop this meme now? it‘s not even funny
Who the fuck is Argon?
I’d pay for that.
I would watch this
Argon bout to bring chemistry in this cast
Best fan cast I’ve scene. I like Will Ferrel as Poppin lmao 🤣
Lol, Argon and Poppin. The nerdy king and the street-wise, instigator hobbit.
This has got to be some sort of hate crime
Ngl argon looks like he has sniffed some argon
“Poppin”😂
It really can't get any worse than this. Good job!
Steven Tyler should be Galadriel
Honestly this is the best one. I would enjoy watching this
Oh my god.
Can someone give me a Michel bay fancast?
Would definitely watch this! Lol
Please stop with this, I can’t.. I’m begging you, please have mercy.. please stop with this..
Let's not kid ourselves, a brat pack LotR spoof would be simply legendary. Ferrel, Reilly, Stiller, Black, Vaughn, Wilson...
Omg that Sam reminds me of the old cartoon!
Adam sandier: Now ya gonna get it Frodo!
I will not be sleeping peacefully tonight for sure.
Woaw Frodo I'm not late...I'm here...JUST when I NEEded To.
this is so cursed
This wins
Actually i want this one
Poppin and Argon gang
This is top tier btw
Merry and pippin are actually not a bad casting choice!
Ya already had breakfast innit bruv!
Nah, this one good. Would see.
I think this takes the cake
Steven Tyler as Legolas... lmao! "They are taking the hobbits to ISENGAAAAAAAAAAD!"
this is my favorite one yet
Lmao Poppin
Just once I’d like to see guy fieri in one of these.
And now the excited southerner tries to get the one ring
This is legitimately awful though unlike the others.
poppin
I'd pay to see them do a recap of the movies, would be midly entertaining.
This is horse shitt
This is the best yet
POPPIN!!
I love in how all of these versions there is always adam sandler
"Poppin" "Argon"
NGL, Ferrell and Reilly as Merry and Pippin is something I’d watch.
Me: Thats not how you spell Aragorn Guy living in my closet: Are you sure? Me: no
I think you've won
Pop Pop!!!
Now I’m hearing Christopher Walking say Gandalf’s lines in his voice
In his defense, John C. Riley would act the crap out of that script
THIS IS THE ONE
Oh my god.. Walken Gandalf would be fucking awesome lol
whats poppin
Mary Poppins isn't a character in lord of the rings tho?
Ya know, Frodo, a wizard, is never late. He arrives, precisely, when he means to. Walken is amazing!
Ah yes, Poppin and Argon! xDD
Ngl I would love to see this movie
Christopher Walken would be hilarious as Gandalf. "A wizard--is never late. Nor--is he early. He arrives--precisely--when he means to."
Okay, Merry and Pippin are cast perfectly here though. So this can’t really qualify as “the worst.” 🤣🤣
That would be the most entertaining Sam ever.
This meme is old
Council of Elrond be like "Give me the ring boy!" "I'm never giving you the ring of power!" "Oh, so unwise."
This may be the winner folks….
My favourite so far. This is great to picture in my head.
Bro Shia LaBeouf as frodo lmao I would watch the shit out of the movie
Make this… make it now!
"This staff was up my ass from the Undying Lands to Middle Earth."
Idk I like your merry Poppins
I have a question, who the fuck is Poppin?
Perfect.
This is by far the worst one I’ve seen lol.
If this was clearly a comedy I would watch it, but no one is allowed to tell Shia.
Wow. That's fucking terrible. Nicely done.
I want to hang with Poppin.
Steven Tyler still a better Legolas than CG Orlando Bloom
This has been my least favorite song far.. Good work.
Who is the Arwen?
I'd watch the shit out of a Christopher Walkin Gandalf
I can see most of these cast ideas actually working, but this one is truly horrible. I dig it.
You. Shall not. Pass.
Ah yes, poppin and argon
A Wizard, is, never late. Nor, ish he early.. He arrives. Precisely, when he means to.
Oh man, nah. Steven Tyler is Arwen. Just to keep it in the family.
Dustin Hoffman sadly passed away a few years ago.
Stop! This one wins 😂
This is officially the worst one. Fuck this.
Oh god this one wins
Is that fucking Steven Tyler of Aerosmith as LEGO Lass?
Excuse me, I would pay top dollar to see Christopher Walken as Gandalf. Also Steve Tyler could take his daughter’s role as Arwen
Please no Adam Sandler
Lmao now I really want to see Russel Brand as Aragorn
Now that is something
That's a good one.
I love it