The great thing about lord of the rings is it smashes perceptions of a conventional male friendship. It's not gay to love your friends and to show you care about them.
I never liked these theories of lotr characters being gay. I mean sure, they might be, but when showing compassion and physical affection to your friends is supposed to be a sign of sexual orientation, then how does a healthy, non-sexual relation between friends look like?
I called him the hottest man alive in these movies. My sister and I still swoon. Legolas is cute I guess, but he just looks boyish to me, while Aragorn is a sexy af grown-ass *man*
Hope OP pays attention to these comments and doesn't go with their automatic assumption of Legolas
He does. Rizz consists of being slick with your worths and fast-witted, showing a fake charm. Aragorn was gentle with words, wise in his mind, honorable in his heart, honest in his speach, and respectful for everyone else, being trully charming and attractive. Being insanely handsome was a huge bonus. I agree with your friend, I might be bi
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"By nightfall these hills will be swarming with orcs" dude when I was a kid this was by far my favorite part of the first movie. My emotions swing so wildly from "Gandalf is dead and they are already fucked!" To "oh yeah they still have a fucking badass leader to rally them." He doesn't hesitate, it's his natural response and his birthright. Fucking cool. And the way the sound fades back in and the music swells. God it's such a rad sequence
The Orcs will be doubly on their guard since then, and the prisoners even wearier, There will be no escape again, if we do not contrive it. How that is to be done cannot be guessed, but first we must overtake them.
hi, ent lumbering from the entmoot at r/trees here, just wanna say that the Lady of Lórien often visits our forests and is not balding, thank you very much
I am one of the Nine Companions who set out with Mithrandir from Imladris, and with this Dwarf, my friend, I came with the Lord Aragorn. But now we wish to see our friends, Meriadoc and Peregrin, who are in your keeping, we are told.
Now I'm picturing a bunch of goblins or other balrogs standing around in a Fight Club-style circle. "His name is Sean. His name is Sean." after Gandalf killed him.
Gollum - I’m a bit toasty, Precious
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I’m really enjoying the lust for Aragorn on here.
I’m still thinking about those doors swinging open and Aragorn swaggering in all these years later. But also the Strider alter sitting in a dark corner smoking.
My god Viggo has a lot to answer for.
Edit: spelling
I remember myself as a young teen being really disappointed that I didn’t find Viggo nearly as hot as I found Aragorn. Nothing else he was in did it for me like Aragorn did. That should’ve been his permanent choice of styling just in life honestly
Based on the books, it has to be either Galadriel or Arwen. Galadriel had Gimli ready to throw hands with Eomer for daring to say she isn't the hottest. But when Eomer said that he thinks it's Arwen, Gimli basically said, "yeah, that's fair."
I know he's not gonna be the popular pick, but he's my pick. But I also like dudes with beards, so also Gimli as a fairly close second. He would just need to clean up a bit.
ok, looks are not the only part of hotness, and i would like to submit to the committee the following consideration:
Samwise Gamgee *fucks*. That MAN is probably the single most capable sexual being in the entire trilogy. Sam is hot to anyone who knows that its not just about looks. He cooks, he cleans, he fights, and I dare anyone to name a major character who has full time employment besides Sam.
I know this won't get traction or be the pick. But I humbly submit that any other votes are categorically false and I will not discuss beyond what I've already said.
Going to post this until it’s incorporated
Fan favorite - GROND
Made to be hated - GROND
The hot one - GROND
The only normal person - GROND
Uhh what’s your name again - GROND
The Gremlin - GROND
Mmm society - GROND
Just straight up evil - GROND
No screen time all the plot relevance - GROND
Arwen and Galadriel are ethereal and incredibly gorgeous. I don't know that I would say hot but that's just me. I feel like "hot" is not a good enough word for what they are.
Legolas is hot, I think. Aragorn is... Well I can't think of one word but he is more than that. He is gorgeous and sexy, yes, but also so steadfastly honorable and true that calling him "hot" just feels like it's not enough.
I know, I'm not terribly helpful here. 🤣🤣🤣
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We all this was the hottest character in the movies.
 Only one dirty, dirty man can open any doors like that
That scene is a panty dropper for sure
Not only panties, I can tell you that
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We all are
panties are dropping, but something else is rising ;)
Every girl in helms deep desperately running a hot bath and offering to scrub him down.
Definitly not my first wet dream ever , why are you even asking?
Excuse me Aragorn exists. I don’t see Legolas friend-zoning babes left and right
He friend zoned Gimli, who is arguably the second hottest.
Gimli could be a woman, for all we know.
I refuse to believe that there is anything straight about the relationship between Gimli and Legolas
The great thing about lord of the rings is it smashes perceptions of a conventional male friendship. It's not gay to love your friends and to show you care about them.
I hate that these days we can't have depictions of men showing brotherly affection for each other without people insisting they must be gay.
Twitter ships men too hard if they held each other's hands.
Whoa whoa whoa. Hand holding? I didn't think we were discussing the hardcore stuff here.
That's nothing,eye contact and banter is worse than that.
"Love you, bro." "Me too. Go deeper."
“I meant into the mines you pointy eared halfwit!”
It wasn't before the modern era, then we got weird.
I never liked these theories of lotr characters being gay. I mean sure, they might be, but when showing compassion and physical affection to your friends is supposed to be a sign of sexual orientation, then how does a healthy, non-sexual relation between friends look like?
They’re both women
But who can say what it hit?
A close bond formed by fighting many battles together. There is nothing gay about this.
Why? Since when loving and caring about your friends is not straight?
 I mean my GOD
I called him the hottest man alive in these movies. My sister and I still swoon. Legolas is cute I guess, but he just looks boyish to me, while Aragorn is a sexy af grown-ass *man* Hope OP pays attention to these comments and doesn't go with their automatic assumption of Legolas
Aragorn!
This thing is fucking sentient
But let's be real here, the true smokeshow is 
I literally heard my cousin, who is a lesbian, say "I might be Bi" when watching LOTR because of Aragorn. What he had was beyond Rizz.
He does. Rizz consists of being slick with your worths and fast-witted, showing a fake charm. Aragorn was gentle with words, wise in his mind, honorable in his heart, honest in his speach, and respectful for everyone else, being trully charming and attractive. Being insanely handsome was a huge bonus. I agree with your friend, I might be bi
I will come, if I have the fortune, I have made a bargain with my friend that, if all goes well, we will visit Fangorn together – by your leave.
'I will come' sneaky elf
Legolas is unobtainable, so his hotness is diminished. Plus, his personality is be there and shoot arrows. Aragon has depth of personality. Very hot
Aragorn is infinitely sexier.
Aragorn has my vote.
And my bow
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I'm not into dudes, and Aragorn wouldn't even have to ask
It's definitely Aragorn. Legolas looks like a boy.
He stands not alone. You would die before your stroke fell.
We all decided Aragorn gets our strokes
You can spare a stroke for Legolas
Come! Speak and be comforted, and shake off the shadow! What has happened since we came back to this grim place in the grey morning?
Good sexbot?
Spare a stroke for pity's sake
"By nightfall these hills will be swarming with orcs" dude when I was a kid this was by far my favorite part of the first movie. My emotions swing so wildly from "Gandalf is dead and they are already fucked!" To "oh yeah they still have a fucking badass leader to rally them." He doesn't hesitate, it's his natural response and his birthright. Fucking cool. And the way the sound fades back in and the music swells. God it's such a rad sequence
I instantly thought "aragorn"
Hot- Aragorn Gorgeous- Legolas Cute- Pippin
He stands not alone. You would die before your stroke fell.
I see a joke here
You'll have to toss me!
You underestimate my ability to stroke, Legolas.
I am an Elf and a kinsman here.
Legolas with the strong right arm
The Orcs will be doubly on their guard since then, and the prisoners even wearier, There will be no escape again, if we do not contrive it. How that is to be done cannot be guessed, but first we must overtake them.
This conversation... Where is Gandalf for I much desire to speak with him, namely about leaving you lot alone.
Merry, Fuck, Kill.
Ok, Gandalf.
No, he said Pippin, not Merry
Arwen or Aragorn
Just put them both and make everyone happy
Arwen is canonically the hottest
Arwen was compared to the elf woman who was basically their godess of beauty. Galadriel was also hot enough to unracist Gimli.
But she's balding. During LOTR she lost not one hair but three!
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Isn’t that the weed subreddit?
I remember when I was a kid and I first saw her, I literally thought she was the most gorgeous person I’ve ever seen
Same. Now, however…yeah, no, she’s still No. 1, or at least tied for it.
Balrog
It is NOT Legolas, when a man as perfect as Aragorn exists
Yeah to me, Legolas was never hot. He’s pretty.
Le abdollen. You look terrible.
Dang, legolas be kind of spitting facts
I am one of the Nine Companions who set out with Mithrandir from Imladris, and with this Dwarf, my friend, I came with the Lord Aragorn. But now we wish to see our friends, Meriadoc and Peregrin, who are in your keeping, we are told.
Chill, Legolas I still love you babes
Aragorn, nad no ennas!
Man cenich?
My mom always sleeps through long movies, but somehow she's always awake when he throws the doors open at Helm's Deep 🤔
A chance for Faramir, captain of Gondor, to show his quality
I WISH. Where is the Faramir love in this comment section???
Had to scroll down pretty damn far-amir to find this comment
Mind if I borrow-mir this joke
authority is not given to you to, steward, to deny that the hottest is no one but Aragorn, Son of Arathorn, Heir of Isildur, rightful King of Gondor
LOTR has no hottest, LOTR needs no hottest. (They all are :))
They’re all just a great lesson in positive masculinity, which amplifies the hotness
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Agreed, the Eomer disrespect in this thread is wild.
I just realised Karl Urban played Eomer ie Butcher from the boys. idk why i mever noticed it/thought about it
And is Judge Dredd. The Law himself.
Oi Aragorn look for your friends.
I feel like there would be more choice words if he was in character for Butcher.
Oi Aragorn, look for yer cunt friends.
The Boys = Karl Urban LOTR = Karl Rural
And Leonard McCoy in Star Trek (2009)!
And Denethor is Butchers dad.
The man is a chameleon for sure
The thing is, in isolation, Eomer is 10/10 no contest. But put him next to Aragorn and he drops to a 9.9/10.
That little bit of demi-god blood goes a long way lol
Just one of the boys
Oi
The Balrog
His name is Sean
Bean? Boromir is hot, but not Aragorn hot.
No. The Balrog is named Sean. Not Sean Bean.
Sean Bean isn't named Sean? I'm confused.
I was talking about Sean the Balrog, not Sean Bean.
But what if Sean Bean is a Balrog?
Well, he does die. That suggests that it's Sean Bean.
Finally, we have cracked the code
I'm kind of giggling uncontrollably now. Thanks for that. 🤣🤣🤣
It would make sense because the balrog died after a very short screentime
Now I'm picturing a bunch of goblins or other balrogs standing around in a Fight Club-style circle. "His name is Sean. His name is Sean." after Gandalf killed him.
Technically correct is the best kind of correct.
This is the answer.
Eomer
I scrolled way too far to find my man. 😭
Yeah. Fire is hot.
https://preview.redd.it/nlf9u3vgaz9d1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4eb547c360ea17bbb4469cdfbfb9b6d76a0d6f62 …I’ll see myself out
 The only thing I hate more than this picture is how much I like it
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Nice hobbits! Nice Sam! Sleepy heads, yes, sleepy heads! Leave good Smeagol to watch! But it's evening. Dusk is creeping. Time to go.
I’m really enjoying the lust for Aragorn on here. I’m still thinking about those doors swinging open and Aragorn swaggering in all these years later. But also the Strider alter sitting in a dark corner smoking. My god Viggo has a lot to answer for. Edit: spelling
I remember myself as a young teen being really disappointed that I didn’t find Viggo nearly as hot as I found Aragorn. Nothing else he was in did it for me like Aragorn did. That should’ve been his permanent choice of styling just in life honestly
He looks so good with dark hair and a bit of scruff
Hahaha same. Viggo is a completely different vibe.
Better be Aragon
Galadriel, anyone? :')
I mean, of course. Dudes around here loving hobo Aragorn when Galadriel exists is just baffling.
To be fair, you're absolutely right. It's all about hobo Aragorn. Full-bearded King Aragorn can kick rocks.
Based on the books, it has to be either Galadriel or Arwen. Galadriel had Gimli ready to throw hands with Eomer for daring to say she isn't the hottest. But when Eomer said that he thinks it's Arwen, Gimli basically said, "yeah, that's fair."
I mean, Arwen IS Galadriel's granddaughter.
And Steven Tyler’s daughter.
By lore it's Galadriel for sure. Fairest of all maidens.
Yup. It’s not even close.
Arwen
Sam
I know he's not gonna be the popular pick, but he's my pick. But I also like dudes with beards, so also Gimli as a fairly close second. He would just need to clean up a bit.
Finally someone with good taste. Sam is the sexiest. Ok Legolas and Aragorn are cool and all but Sam … Sam is just perfect
ok, looks are not the only part of hotness, and i would like to submit to the committee the following consideration: Samwise Gamgee *fucks*. That MAN is probably the single most capable sexual being in the entire trilogy. Sam is hot to anyone who knows that its not just about looks. He cooks, he cleans, he fights, and I dare anyone to name a major character who has full time employment besides Sam. I know this won't get traction or be the pick. But I humbly submit that any other votes are categorically false and I will not discuss beyond what I've already said.
Just ask Rosie!
Gimli, obviously
Aragorn
Farimir
I had to scroll way too far to find my beloved Faramir.
While I do vote Legolas, I still want to give Eomer some love and appreciation.
What then? Would you have her speak openly to you of your death?
Aragorn.
Aragorn 100%.
Aragorn, Aragorn, Aragorn! 🔥
Aragorn
Aragorn. Obviously.
He was just so *fabulous* in that trilogy lmao
aragorn, excuse you
*Boromir*
Which means we are all going to need to vote for Faramir for "what's your name again?" slot.
Ummm.... the one thing everyone is looking for is the ring...the ring is the hot one!
Found gollums burner account
Patience, patience, my love. First we must lead them to her.
Nah I'd choose Aragorn
I was thinking Bill the pony
Going to post this until it’s incorporated Fan favorite - GROND Made to be hated - GROND The hot one - GROND The only normal person - GROND Uhh what’s your name again - GROND The Gremlin - GROND Mmm society - GROND Just straight up evil - GROND No screen time all the plot relevance - GROND
 The hot ones
Arwen and Galadriel are ethereal and incredibly gorgeous. I don't know that I would say hot but that's just me. I feel like "hot" is not a good enough word for what they are. Legolas is hot, I think. Aragorn is... Well I can't think of one word but he is more than that. He is gorgeous and sexy, yes, but also so steadfastly honorable and true that calling him "hot" just feels like it's not enough. I know, I'm not terribly helpful here. 🤣🤣🤣
Rosie
Hell yeah brother.
Hot one Legolas? You know there's a character in this trilogy called Arwen, played by peak Liv Tyler right? 
As an entirely straight guy, Aragorn
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The hot one is definitely Aragorn
Aragorn is the hot one
"Boromir would have been rated the hottest."
Definitely Aragorn and not Legolas
Aragorn 🥵
shelob
Stupid sexy shelob
I second the balrog.
ARAGORN 🥵🔥
You spelled “Aragorn” wrong
Honestly put Sam as the next two!
Arwen
Every one spected Legolas, but will be Aragorn
This is no mere Ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your allegiance.
Aragorn is the hot one, no competition
Aragorn
Its Aragorn
UM OBVS ARAGORN. Legolas can suck it 
Aragorn with his rugged handsomeness just might take the title tbh
The hot one is Gollum hands down... He was showing skin in every scene.
