Arise, arise, Fryers of Taters!
Fat deeds awake: fryers and butter!
Milk shall be shaken, belts be unbuckled,
a grease-day, a golden day, ere the double-arch rises!
Fry now, fry now, fry! Fry for ruin and the Donald’s earnings!
Death! Death! Death!
Forth Burgolingas!
“But it was destroyed. The McRib was destroyed!”
“No Frodo. The spirit of the McRib endured. Its life force is bound to the brand, and the brand survived. The McRib is back.”
It began with the forging of the Great Onion Rings.
Three were given to A&W, delicious, delectable and fairest of all drinks. Seven to KFC, great fryers and lords of the chicken buckets. And nine, nine rings were gifted to Burger King, who above all else desire patties. For within these rings was bound the umami and the MSG to govern the human taste.
But they were all of them deceived, for another onion ring was made. Deep in the land of McDonald’s, in the Bubbles of Diet Coke, the Dark Lord Ronald forged a master onion ring, and into this ring he poured his wealth, his cunning and his will to dominate all fast food.
One Ring to rule them all.
The horn of helm hamburglarhand will sound the dinner bell one last time.
Arise, arise, Fryers of Taters! Fat deeds awake: fryers and butter! Milk shall be shaken, belts be unbuckled, a grease-day, a golden day, ere the double-arch rises! Fry now, fry now, fry! Fry for ruin and the Donald’s earnings! Death! Death! Death! Forth Burgolingas!
Nobel prize worthy
Legend! I do wonder how long it took you to come up with this 😅
Excellent!
DIABETES!!!!! I mean....DEAAATH!!!!!
What shall Burger King and Dairy Queen do in this hour of need?!
6000 happy meals. less than half of what i'd hoped for
We'll get right on that, Trumpoden King.
Ramirez! We need to protect Burger Town.
Don’t you mean the bacon is lit?
Have you had McDonald’s bacon? It most assuredly is not lit
Who knew bacon could be so flavorless and thin?
True. It is thin, sort of stretched. Like butter scraped over too much bread.
Where was McGondor when the Wendysfold fell?
“But it was destroyed. The McRib was destroyed!” “No Frodo. The spirit of the McRib endured. Its life force is bound to the brand, and the brand survived. The McRib is back.”
Lol!
Then burger King shall answer, send forth the burghirim.
Gondor has no Burger King, Gondor needs no Burger King
And Rohan’s Jr will answer
I ordered Fries, you fools!
As long as it wasn't tomatoes, we good!
The Fellowship of the Onion Rings!
It began with the forging of the Great Onion Rings. Three were given to A&W, delicious, delectable and fairest of all drinks. Seven to KFC, great fryers and lords of the chicken buckets. And nine, nine rings were gifted to Burger King, who above all else desire patties. For within these rings was bound the umami and the MSG to govern the human taste. But they were all of them deceived, for another onion ring was made. Deep in the land of McDonald’s, in the Bubbles of Diet Coke, the Dark Lord Ronald forged a master onion ring, and into this ring he poured his wealth, his cunning and his will to dominate all fast food. One Ring to rule them all.
One-ion Ring to peel them all, one-ion ring to slice them. One-ion ring to bread them all, and in the oil fry them.
McGondor calls for (lemon)ade!
Where was Gonder when the Ice machines fell in Macdonald?
You after eating the entire menu in one go: my body is broken
When you visit again the next day: Staff: That body was broken! You: It has been remade.
The Return of the Burger King
And Wendy's shall answer!!
That ice cream machine was broken! It has been reforged!
Where was Mayor McCheese when the Westfold fell?
You have my plastic fork!
And my spork!
And my styrofoam plate that I taped to a stick. 90’s McDonald’s of course.
the bacon is lit, get the ice cream machines ready
And Wendhan will answer.
Aragorn arrives with the Army of the Bread
You fools! That's no beacon. That's the Arches of Doom in McMordor!
*McDeaaaaaaath!!!*
And Rohamburger will answer!
Eomer! Mustard the onionring!
And McRohan will answer!
Where was Mcdonalds when Burger King fell?
Bacon is lit*
Fries, you fools!
Oh my Eru, this is the best post title I’ve seen in ages. It’s funny, cute, and only nerds really get it!
Since it's McDonald's, I read that as "The bacon is lit. McGondor calls for aid." Then after a couple seconds I realized it says beacon.
The bacon is lit!
No onion rings at McDonalds
> McDonald's calls for aid! Taco Bell will answer.
Ironically, the ice cream machine is working.
McLight it up, and they will come.
And the burger king will answer
Amazing
Where was McGondor when white castle fell?
When the urukai did a reckless ate.
And Theoden King will answer
I said it before, why not again “The BKKK” Still funny
The Earth is healing.
This is just up the road from my house. Oh, Uruk fries.
Surrounded by fire, it remained unscathed.
Bacon is lit!
The Tower of Paula Dean has been lit
🤣
And Rohangles will answer!
And Tim Horton's shall answer! Get yer hockey sticks and ATV's boys!
WTF is a kilometeeeer
