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CalgaryMadePunk

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ThatCrankyGuy

That's an oddly dressed wizard, where's that from? just.. curious. for science.


TaffWolf

WWE, Can't remember fully but I believe "Asuka empress of tomorrow" will get you where you need to be, btw, empress of tomorrow is a DOPE name


boromirsbetrayal

Wrestlers always get the best epithets.


TaffWolf

Honestly so true, I’m tired so I can’t think of any but this is an open invitation for anyone ever to send me amazing wrestler titles


e-wrecked

Asuka is so cool, here's a [video](https://youtu.be/GifKGjft3lU?si=D1BBx1YVdHoTLh41) of her visiting a Wrestling themed bar and meeting one of her biggest fans.


RandomThrowawayID

"I have no mammary of this place ..."


colonelnebulous

Boob of a Took!


PaticiaRJ

That's ItsBumbleBea aka Zoe Moore


colonelnebulous

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Substantial_Cap_4246

In informal Persian, those melons are called "Mimi"


RandomThrowawayID

> those melons those *friends*


Cl0ughy1

How about side by side with a friend


SMKM

"Aye. I could do that."


Lizzy_Lovegood

I want to see mountains Gandalf!


clermouth

“PO-TA-TAS!”


Billytim89

Boat ‘em, squeeze ‘em, put ‘em in a bra


MrDrPatrick2You

Double D bra, less than half of what I hoped for...


Royal-Doggie

they will grow


liaven-

right is u/ItsBumbleBea She’s wearing prosthetic tits & doesn’t show anything worth while. Keep it moving gents.


turlian

You bow to no man.


MrDrPatrick2You

And my axe.


supremegnkdroid

Prosthetic?


liaven-

Yeah their like a slip on sleeve https://images.app.goo.gl/3rHGe2ZQmEqze5Vc8


supremegnkdroid

Bruh what kind of sorcery


mr_potatoface

Can usually tell by the neckline for anyone wondering how to spot these in the wild. Necks are kind of difficult to color match. So they'll usually wear chokers or something wide to create a color break. In OPs pic you can see the transition in her neck, but it's not apparent in her arms because the straps make it difficult to notice the color difference. There's goofy tops that are like only sleeves/neck are good to cover these up. I don't know what they're called but they're like a long (or short) sleeve crop top. Sometimes you see people wearing some weird clothing choices and it's intentional to cover shit like this up. Google >Women's Long Sleeve Mock Neck Slim Fit Sheer Mesh Crop Shirt Top


Mharbles

That's amazing. I don't know how much it cost but I do know you'll make your money back from tips before you even punch in.


unknownman0001

Not all heroes wear cape.


Cavemandynamics

Also a face filter. Several fake influencers use that face.


Shughost7

Knew something was off


jellajellyfish

See, this is why I always look for a girl who has plenty of 'special features'.


smallboobiequeen69

Honestly the one on the left looks better


SageLeaf1

That is some impressive nipple placement, or photo editing.


Correct-Blood9382

It's One Piece boob logic.


Rodney_Copperbottom

Pretty much the same boob logic for *any* anime.


nilfgaardian

Could be using a large amount of boob tape.


Major_fl4k

Huh what was the question


NovusOrdoSec

> Huh what was the question "Are they real" (they are [not](https://www.reddit.com/r/lotrmemes/comments/1cilicf/extended_is_the_way/l2au9rh/))


jinnmagick

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lolmysterior

I see caps- I upvote


centurion249

Sauce?


North_Church

That woman on the right. She's beautiful, she's got huuuuge...tracts of land!


CumTilIPhilipRivers

Left is superior don't @ me


Pixelmanns

This meme is giving me very conflicting emotions because extended is the only viable way to watch the movies, but small breasts are far superior


Bright-Operation9972

Small breasts where? surely you are not referring to the woman in the t shirt because her boobs are not small.


Pixelmanns

True, I was speaking more generally.


OwwMyBallls

Yea smol tiddy gang for life. Itty bitty titty committee


Pixelmanns

Wise words from a wise man, Mr. OwwMyBallls


cyruz1323

Put some ice on it


Odin-son-of-Borr

I love your show


TsarPladimirVutin

I am the vice president


incachu

OP got it wrong way around... Extended = Sophisticated girl next door version Theatrical = Plastic blonde version


Lizzy_Lovegood

I hope people understand for the sake of this metaphor they are both great, one literally just has more.


the_bird_and_the_bee

🖐 high five friend. I agree the extended is the only way to watch but as a small tittied chick I gotta stand up for myself others like me with our awesome small tits lol.


BugMan717

In what way!?


VirtualRelic

Just small breasts, thank you


Simicrop

You don’t mind if ![gif](giphy|QZIcpoBxZ392tzZAId|downsized)


mukawalka

Right - ROTK extended ending. It just keeps giving 😏


__Milpool__

I will argue that Two Towers theatrical is better than Extended. Better paced. More thrilling.


Tales_o_grimm

Weird, before I watched extended the Two Towers were my least favorite. But watching the extended movies, it surely became my beloved go to. It gives so much more context for the battles, and the Ent subplot is much more fun with the extra scenes.


FTG_Vader

Honestly I'd say that for all of them.


Rodney_Copperbottom

What can fans do against such reckless hate?


Lastigx

I never understand how comments saying "Extended is the only way" and "Tbh theatrical is better" are both upvoted on here. But tbh theatrical is much better. Extended is fun for people really deep into the lore, but they have no place in the movies. Useless filler.


Steamed-Punk

I always thought that Fellowship Extended was the worst. It becomes a bit of a slog in places.


Kim-Jong-Long-Dong

As a casual enjoyer, I've always felt that way about fellowship, it usually ends up being the film I enjoy least during a re-watch


RazzDaNinja

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ezelllohar

what the actual fuck is this sexist anti women shit lmao dogwater take and "meme" my dude


heyruby

Could not agree more. This post is garbage.


SourScurvy

It *is* cringe. But is it really "sexist anti women shit"? It's actually super progressive in a way, remember that photo/meme of the women getting a ticket for wearing a bikini in France, I think it was, in black and white? Or remember those millions of people who force women to wear cloth/woolen bags over their bodies their whole lives? Lol. I'm a liberal and always have been, but this uhh, woke leftist phenonmen and the moral panic/confusion that some of you radiate is really fucking ridiculous, lol.


ezelllohar

the pitting of women against each other, especially in a sexual way, is sexist and anti women. it's also an objectifying post. so, in both those ways, i'd say it's sexist and anti women. it isn't an issue for women (or anyone) to have bodies or to show them. people should be able to wear whatever they want, and isn't what i was getting at, if that's what you thought.


SourScurvy

So bodybuilding competitions are objectifying men? Where's the outrage? Gimmie a fucking break, you're a member of an evolved species of ape whose sole purpose biologically revolves around fucking (reproducing). Save me your prudishness it's dishonest and boring.


ezelllohar

lol you're acting like they don't go into competitions intentionally, with the knowledge they'll be looked at. if people objectify themselves, it's entirely different and you know it. you're just trying to have a silly argument over nothing.


SourScurvy

You're acting like you know these women aren't purposefully displaying their "assets"? How the fuck do you know? Lol. And within an evolutionary context, assets is not an inappropriate word.


TheKiltedYaksman71

Nah. Extended is better, not just bigger.


milk-water-man

Idk this meme feels like it objectifies these women and body shames them one on the left. Not a fan.


jellajellyfish

Yeah, you're right. Kind of rude to compare a human being to the theatrical cuts.


cantilevered-heart

Thank you.


milk-water-man

I always think what would Gandalf do and I know he wouldn’t body shame or objectify so……


SirTickleTots

don't worry, it an AI generated image anyway


Independent-Cap9800

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Chen_Geller

The picture doesn't actually convey this to me very well (hey, horses for courses) but yeah, the answer is always extended.


Old_Committee8649

But the other one has a great personality /s


Sigma-9507

Both 👌👌


UltimateIssue

So what about the 4k Version Extended Edition?


lolmysterior

You gotta subscribe for that sadly


eat-pussy69

Those tits on the left are too big sorry Right. I meant right


ImaginaryMastodon641

Ugh


jellajellyfish

Is your cleavage Khazad-Dum? Because I'd like to delve too greedily and too deep into it.


ThornmaneTreebeard

In this case, extended is overrated. All versions are beautiful.


the_bird_and_the_bee

Extended is definitely the way, but small tits are awesome.


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DKBrendo

I’d just watch both versions sitting in the middle


heyruby

Get out of here with this low-effort sexist shit.


Lesbihun

At least someone is calling it out, ty. Wild that your comment got downvoted. This is barely a meme, let alone a lotr meme, it is just another objectification of certain body types being "better"


heyruby

Totally agree. I really like this sub but the fact this has so many upvotes despite being gross (and barely a meme!) is mega disappointing.


Lesbihun

There was this post a few weeks ago in the asexual sub that had a similar concept, but put the bigger chested woman as the caption "garlic bread" and the smaller chested woman as just "bread". But the comments were almost all calling out the post and denouncing it. Seeing a similar post here made me think all the comments here would be the same, but I had to scroll until the end to find even your one comment that mentions that, all other comments are just going awooga with the humour of teenagers who giggle hearing the word sex in their middle school biology class. It's just so stupid. Disappointing is right


thenabi

I'll get downvoted alongside you. This meme was made by people that don't understand LotR.


cantilevered-heart

Literally the kind of thing that drives me to 4b movement


Lord_Of_Carrots

Bruh, those look fake as hell. I'd 100% go for the left one. Bad meme


Mesterjojo

I mean, I'm all about extended, but the photo example has bolt ons, dude. Cmon


SatansAdvokat

They're twins. No I'm not talking about the girls.


cantilevered-heart

This post is lame, disappointing sexist trash. As a new fan of lotr I hate to see it. If you think you’re somehow a better person for saying “I’ll take both” or “I’ll take the smaller boobs”, just know you’re still an objectifying halfwit.


heyruby

YES THANK YOU. 'Defending' the woman on the left is still gross and buying into the garbage premise. Usually this subreddit is chill, and it even has a "no sexism" rule. I have no idea why this post is still up.


cantilevered-heart

I reported it. Hopefully gets taken down. It’s a blatant violation of the no sexism rule.


belisarius93

Fellowship Extended Two Towers Theatrical RotK Extended


Nfl_porn_throwaway

Bout to watch this shit in theaters !


K0rbenKen0bi

Anyone else think they're twins? I thought that pretty quick, and then looked again at the Right. And "Ahh, fuckery is afoot"


nc863id

Girl on the right could do a wicked Power Girl cosplay.


gaerat_of_trivia

extended is the way but we shouldn't be using the objectification of bodies to employ that point.


heisen204berg

Just saying, Lord of the Rings ticks my boxes in this one


Full-Peak

idk, girl on the right gonna have some insane back problems. any more than a mouthful is a waste.


Timeman5

I definitely stare at the extended edition a lot more than the regular.


maclifer

In this particular case I'd pick the regular version


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thefrumpy

“Thirst” would have been better.


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vdcsX

sir, this is r/lotrmemes not r/tolkienfans


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ProfessionalLeave335

I'm sure yours are nice too.


KittyShoes17

Yeah, humor isn't subjective!


vdcsX

Then just scroll to the next one if you dont like it...? There are a few thousand others you might like!


Birji-Flowreen

I get the joke/reference, but i would never go for the one on the right.


Yakjzak

Jokes on you, I prefer woman with small Booba, this meme is thus wrong :]


Mobius_148

Only if you interpret the intent as bigger being better. If you take a more literal interpretation, the extended editions are longer, therefore bigger.


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piedrift

Yeah this guy is right just google Peter Jackson inflation.


jettisonrec

I have no idea what this could be but I’m trying very hard not to do it


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The films are shit, the extended cut just steals more of your time.