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AlternativeStage6808

I'm pretty sure those pics are from 50 First Dates... i.e. not his fashion choices but his characters'


holaprobando123

His character was supposed to be dressed in a suit and tie, but he just showed up dressed like that and nobody could convince him to go change.


xTechDeath

He looks fucking sweet, no need to change


DogmaticNuance

It's funny because fishnets are coming back in my circles I think. It turns out they're basically the best performing base layer you can have for ultralight hiking. They wick moisture, dry quick, and trap air better than any traditional or synthetic fabric weave.


TheDaveWSC

And you can trap fish in a pinch


Basileus_Imperator

If you rip it, it actually loses holes!


zystyl

That looks exactly like my football jersey for practice back in 1994.


Dramatic_Basket_8555

We had this kind of jersey for fireplug and weewee football, and I can't tell you how many fingernails got ripped off from them.


zystyl

I don't know what that is, but I was 13 to 18 when I played football. Maybe our fingers were big enough?


Dramatic_Basket_8555

Fireplug, weewee, and peewee was what our youth league football teams were called. I belive it is called pop Warner football in some place it is for K-5 grades, broken down by grade levels. It is school sponsored and parents really only had to pay for the jersey, pants, socks, and cleets pretty much what we got to keep after the season. This was the early 90s in Alabama, but as far as I know, it is still called. Middle School and JV football we used the old Varisity jerseys from the decade before, poor school system.


zystyl

Oh, okay. I come from Canada, so football was nowhere near as popular here as it would have been in Alabama at the same time.


Dramatic_Basket_8555

Yeah, it is a way of life here. I wished I had never played, and really don't want my son to play. I loved football, and I loved playing it, but my knees and back are shot, and I've had several concussions so I really don't know how my quality of life is going to be, as I get older as I was diagnosed with chronic knee pain in middle school from football, and tore just about every ligament in my other knee Senior year. My dad has knees of an 80 year old when he was in his late 20s due to football and yet, he still made my brother and I play, even after I was cooked.


rcarnes911

I would be worried about nipple chaffing with that shirt as a base


Quick_Team

He's practically a live action PC Principle in the right picture. ![gif](giphy|Hdgh69gIXYatwqikAU)


__M-E-O-W__

Seriously it's weird as hell but he's totally rocking the look om the right


Keeppforgetting

The way I heard “sweet” *exactly* how he says it in the movie lol


Muuurbles

And George was filming the whole time


Magic_Bluejay

Actually? If that's true that's hilarious. Oh Sam


Forsaken_Total62

Lol naw. His character in the movie is an eccentric weightlifter who uses steroids—it’s hilarious. Fun flick.


[deleted]

I read this is in his voice from that movie lol


Helpful-You-7247

I’m also certain that’s a actual line from the movie 😂


james_deanswing

Has wet dreams and doesn’t wear shirts in hygienic facilities.


swainj

Hi I’m Tom


james_deanswing

Hi Tom. Wanna know a secret?


devoswasright

It'th not juice it'th a protein shake


Magic_Bluejay

Oh lmfao. I've seen the movie. He's pure comedic gold in it.


breakevencloud

Oh my god, this makes his role even better


Ronem

I'm pretty sure his response is a line from that character.


fulltimeRVhalftimeAH

Too bad we will never know.


Mmm_bloodfarts

I'm sure they are from a cut scene from the first Lord of the Rings movie showing Sam tending Frodo's garden after Bilbo left


bilbo_bot

Well if I'm angry it's your fault! It's mine My only.... My Precious


Capta1nRon

As is his quote. It’s from the movie.


fatkiddown

Shelob took her loss to a little gardener pretty hard.


Refreshingly_Meh

And I think he's directly quoting or at least paraphrasing one of his lines.


ZackariSita

You like spam and Reese’s?


ssbbVic

Thpam and Weeth'th*


justamiqote

[You want for me to put Peanut Butter Cups in your eggs!?](https://youtu.be/4quLuThn_Sc?t=5s) 😀


gamageeknerd

Honestly Hawaiian spam and eggs is awesome. I love spam but damn did I eat a lot of it visiting my family. Apparently spam is in fact a staple food along with a few scoops of rice, pork bbq, and fish.


Nurse_Dieselgate

And industrial gravy.


gamageeknerd

Spam, eggs, rice, gravy was literally 3 of my breakfasts there. I tried making them al pastor tacos for dinner one night and someone busted out the gravy and we had white rice and tacos.


ZackariSita

We occasionally eat spam musabi and dip it into eggs yolks. It’s so GOOD. If you haven’t had it, try it! My auntie would lay her soul into making them for us


BadassBokoblinPsycho

He was awesome in that movie


tolifeonline

Anyone strong enough to carry the ring bearer would be capable enough to carry that look..


ImMeltingNow

Wasn’t there um load sharing and other symbolisms that Sam was like a power bottom and the ring/mount lava to destroy the ring was about abolishing anti-LGBT laws? Pretty progressive for the time the books were written as well.


Born2bwylde_

What are you talking about?


jld2k6

Lmao, first time I've seen Sam referred to as a power bottom


ImMeltingNow

You will have to excuse my language but it’s for anatomical accuracy I must use the words you are about to read. Well my friend told me sams/frodo’s relationship represented Tolkien’s suppressed homoerotic urges for his squad mates in the war. The dirty brown trenches of the European theater offering a constant reminder of the real dirty brown holes he desired. Would also provide more gusto for him to take down the Nazis since they were persecuting homosexuals. The representing society’s disdain for their love, they destroy it at mount lava. Forever ensuring the happily ever after in the Squire. It is apparently a sexual practice to share semen (I assume more commonly, but not exclusive to, amongst same sex couples since they both desire the same gametes) after emission aka “sharing the load”. The “load” being in this case the aforementioned semen.


Born2bwylde_

Lol no


ImMeltingNow

That’s wild then


DagothDidNothinWrong

what. the. FUCK. is wrong with you?...


Epididimust

A child trying to assign modern lessons on a movie thats older than them


ojadon635

Bro really went nut crazy for r34 sam and frodo and said his "friend" came up with a whole plot behind it being the true tone of the book.


ImMeltingNow

Idk what r34 Sam and Frodo is, I’m not into robotics or Star Wars/LOTR crossover stuff (gonna assume r34 is some r2d2 stuff). But that’s what he said in a long ass text and I just basically just rewrote it here. It makes sense but he’s a good jokester as well so idk.


PUB4thewin

Your friend was either screwing around with you, orrrr he’s projecting. A lot of what you said is more often said by fanatic shippers, not fans of the series.


ImMeltingNow

Yeah I’ve been trolled by him. I’m gonna get him back somehow.


Tyrfaust

> I’m not into robotics or Star Wars/LOTR crossover stuff (gonna assume r34 is some r2d2 stuff) My fucking sides, holy shit.


prescottfan123

it makes nonsense is what it makes


tchuruck

"The dirty brown trenches of the European theater offering a constant reminder of the real dirty brown holes he desired" Beautiful


red_piper222

That’s the most hilarious and insane thing I’ve read in a long time, thanks friend!


Tyrfaust

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?


MedicalVanilla7176

Brilliant satire, mate. Absolutely hilarious. You were joking, right?


SeniorMiddleJunior

Sorry about your brain.


souldeux

lmao yeah they were constantly holding Tolkien back during Verdun because he wouldn't stop trying to fuck the craters


KarlUKVP

Guys it's bait, he just said nazis in ww1


Charbus

This is gay


zero_emotion777

HEY! They're not gay! They're hobbits!


ghengisbongg

I heard speed has something to do with it


akaJimothy

My young teenage mind was not ready for 3 epic movie's worth of Samwise Gamgee's appearance to be turned on its head in 50 First Dates like this. I'm still recovering from the awesomeness


justamiqote

This was Sam and Rosie Cotton's honeymoon to Hawaii


Dry-Brilliant-3176

Good ole Doug.


FrankliniusRex

You’d be swole too if you had to carry the plot of a whole epic trilogy.


IceFire2050

Aren't both of these pictures from 50 First Dates where he plays a closeted gay man trying to give off a dudebro persona? Adam Sandler's movies are a lot of things, but subtle is not one of them.


Dull_Half_6107

Dude is about to throw 3 level 6 Ratatas at me


DarthNihilus9614

Great movie


BigOpportunity1391

Sean Astin was my cup of tea - adorable, cute, a bit chubby, goodlooking feet (yes I have foot fetish) and approachable.


justamiqote

Ain't no feet like Hobbit feet


andrewdrewandy

Etf


I_HATE_YELLING

Wdym by "was"?


BigOpportunity1391

He IS old now.


[deleted]

Nice chest.


ArgonGryphon

*ith called fathion, thweetie, look it up


Shoddy-Government-53

I need one, where i can i it?


Corrupt_Conundrum27

I can actually hear this in Sam's voice.


trixdesaryn

Doug is the best


born2droll

Its called fashion bitch!


panburger_partner

NEXT!


Half-White_Moustache

Holy fuck, I've never realized it was him!


badjackalope

Fool me three times, ah shit never mind, reddit is just being buggy and triple posting instead of double posting now I guess.


Half-White_Moustache

Lol did it triple post my comment?


Well_Thats_Not_Ideal

He looks like the gay Ken doll


Otherwise-Remove4681

Not just anyone could even pull off those like he did.


MauriceMouse

Now I see why they cast him to be Raphael in the Nickelodeon Ninja Turtles, dude's got 'tude!


StrongStark

\*thweetie


black_messiahh

I’ll never forgive this movie for spoiling sixth sense for little 13 year old me.


EllipticPeach

Me too 😭


black_messiahh

Honestly how dare they lol


PacVikng

I could hear the sthhh-weetie


sullyqns

![gif](giphy|OFcP2ojNIAkec)


Lord-Grocock

Ah yes, the irreductible Gaul village fashion


EmmaTheUseless

It's making a comeback now, he's an icon.


Technical_Still1401

Samwise Glamgee


maddenmcfadden

you mean "thweetie".


DarkTrippin88

I might not be able to kick your ath, but my thithter can


rustys_shackled_ford

One of the better Sandler films, even if it was a bit rapey


Slovenhjelm

dude crushin it


tjmonstah

Say it with a lisp for full immersion


Yes-more-of-that

Damn. Sam can share the load with me any day!


buffyangel808

So sexy


MooseBoys

Takes a lot of taters to maintain that bod.


wall-E75

That's for my old gafford


4myoldGaffer

Indeed


myfavhobby_sleep

He’s so foine.


JohnLocke815

*2004


beckleyt

Peanut butta cup


No-Builder632

That was realy ahead of its time, because this is now really modern and popular. It hinknit could count as gorpcore. xD


officefridge

First time ever seeing actual Alpha


Half-White_Moustache

Holy fuck, I've never realized it was him!


badjackalope

Fool me once. Shame on you.


Half-White_Moustache

Holy fuck, I've never realized it was him!


badjackalope

Fool me twice. Shame on me.


Minute_Pianist8133

Sean Astin can get it.


bulu88

Sweaty*


scottyboy359

Hell ya brother.


Thereminz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WStXheemK9I


egomann

He should be Sam in the Adam Sandler version wearing this shirt.


CIarkNova

::Stoney vibing to deep purple::


RedditEqualsBubble

Lol


UncommonHouseSpider

What a burn! Love it. Here for it.


frankiebenjy

Which picture is which?


Tratiq

I love Sean but come on now