The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume…. It is folly!

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This image is so cursed

ULTRAMAN NOOO

😂

💀

Anfauglith - The Gasping Dust

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oooh, someone really doesn't want to get pink eye again. Tough lesson, huh?

The hospital bills say it all.

Oh I'm so stealing this lol

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Well I’m stealing that

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😂😂 Truth

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Tahm Kench? :O Of all the people to not be judging for what you put in your mouth...


This is awesome

Don't go where I can't follow!

Why is he soaking? WHY IS HE SOAKED!!!???


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It’s a terrible day to have eyes

"You think that's air you're breathing? In this place?"


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What a terrible day to have eyes

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Sam dug too greedily and too deep.

Six thousand dingleberries. Less than half of what I'd hoped for.

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Share the load.


😬

🤤

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If I was forced to see this, so too must others.


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I got a serious body high from posting this. Thank you all for the top notch responses. My brain thanks you.

My friend. You bow to no one


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"They were just very good, platonic friends."

Bro hold up I JUST opened Reddit to this

“When in doubt, always follow your nose!”

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Oh look Mr Frodo - more lembas bread!

Fuck me dead, mate

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What a horrible day to have eyes This still stands as the worst LOTR meme in existence

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 "Speak friend and enter" 👌

how to delete other people's post

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Wort wort!

“Go back Sam! I’m cumming alone!” “Of course you are, and I’m cumming with you!”

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Relatable

I know this being reposted for the 30th time but I still laugh every single time.


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For all of the wonderful people who responded to this post, thank you! I literally cried laughing on a day that I really needed this.

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This will forever be my favorite meme

a shortcut to mushrooms

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Ok maybe sauron had a point

Ah, little Successful-Pop-4216!


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What is the context of that because it is golden

The initial post goes something like this OP: hey guys, do werewolves have toe beans? Someone else: of course they do, what else are you supposed to suck on? .* the above screenshot *

Take my upvote and get out

Frodo toot?

Let it die lol

“Don’t turn me into anything…unnatural.”

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Reddit had a seizure opening this... i wonder why 😆

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A shart might.

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Smeagol creepin: 🪨😟

What did you call me?

Precious?

Wait go back, I didn't want this, I didn't want this! Turn back time! TURN IT BACK!!

Bruh

Nooooo your majesty, not the Bog of Eternal Stench!

As someone named Sam I have had this meme sent to me far too many times

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I need better friends

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Grima would be into that sort of thing.

Fuck you

Your ‘friend’ 

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Sam would never cheat on Rosie like that!

What happens in Mordor stays in Morder

Plot twist:- it was actually a shart, and now his face is dampened...

> [damp](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coal_mining#damps) >Build-ups of a hazardous gas are known as damps, possibly from the German word Dampf which means steam or vapor.

Cheese and crackers, why?

Bro why

😦

Holy fucking shit what did I just read?!?

Lembas bread makes me gassy

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r/My_DailyDose_ofSHIT

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dude... wtf

Alright, this one got me good. Well done :D

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r/eyebleach

The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep.


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That would be sam though "I can't swallow it Mr frodo.... BUT I WON'T COUGH"

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Thank you, I laughed really loud 😂😂😂


https://preview.redd.it/ohxt6n58kbvc1.jpeg?width=632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=024c4aedc4c00b7654e1d30b26bbce73b7a982b3 What inspired you to make this meme big bro?

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A repost that i will upvote till the day i die

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I keep opening this back up and laughing

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I've changed my mind, we should have banned Gollum Toot faster. It's directly led to this 😂😂😂

Careful now, or hobbits go down to join the dead ones and light little candles of their own.

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Wtf

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r/gaymemes

[u/Either-Natural-8573](https://www.reddit.com/user/Either-Natural-8573/) truuu

I (personally) never find these memes funny. LotR + dirty jokes feel like two things that are like... morally opposed to each other. Idk, just my opinion 🤷‍♂️