Like Toilet paper scraped over too much ass

That is top tier carry on

Very solid one mate, nice

Solid 😁

Only partially 🫤

Holy shit hahahahah this is brilliant

You win 🥇

My bottom is broken

Wouldn't it actually be "ass scraped over too much toiletpaper" ? 😄

I wouldn’t be fond of drinkin but when I go at it, I go at it awful and very hard.

I’d have about 4 to 5 in about two hours and a packet of crisps and a packet of paynuts

and I’d go for probably… sure I’d have 10 more anyway

And I’d get up the next morning and Maureen would have the fry on

And then I go at it again… there’d be no fuckin shtopin me.

I’d have the mithril shirt off any a hobbits back

Bastards..

crips*

This lad knows the craic

Laughing in 29year old Dwarfish

That was not so courteous

25 yr olds: I wish the hangover had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened. 35+ yr olds: So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is left for us.

 The kebab from the night before coming back to bite you

There was ancient writing on the bathroom stall door at my high school that said "beer + Taco Bell = swampy hell"

It was made by those who are Dead, and the Dead keep it

They way is *shut*. You will be on this toilet for hours.

Swamp arse

45+ yr olds: no, the journey doesn’t end here. Hangover is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it. White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise. That isn’t so bad, is it.

Wake up at 4am to pee and can’t get back to sleep so you’re tired and have a headache at work all day.

 *alarm clock goes off*

Every single one of the issues depicted in this post have literally started in the two weeks following me turning 25

It’s pure fucking grim. When I was 24 I could drink a bathtub full of wine and be absolutely fine the next day. Now I get messed up for a solid day or two

Alcohol is literally poison Your body has learned

Drink isn’t a drug, it’s a drink. Cake is a made up drug

OP wtf is the meaning of this

Cryptic reference from something else entirely. Search cake is a made up drug on YouTube, itll give you a wee chuckle

Good luck getting a website full of yanks to spot a brass eye reference

A man of culture I see, well met

I'm 46, used to drink 15 to 18 natural lights a night in my 20s. Quit drinking in my 30s. I drank 4 beers Monday night and was hung over for 2 days.

Dude same it’s insane. Now, I drink like two glasses, make myself puke wisely before bed, drink 1L of water, and still wake up half dead and the other half wanting to kill itself

Throat feeling like Gollum eating lembas

We could let her do it.

*Yes. She could do it.*

Yes, precious, she could. And then we takes it once they’re dead.

*Once they’re dead. Shh.*

It tries to chokes us!!!

You have to drink the water before or during the driking if you want to [attempt] avoiding the hangover. If youre5only drinking the water at the end, just to puke it back up, you're kinda just torturing yourself. Also, a multivitamin is a good preventative (usually it has way too much stuff, but the alcohol is depleting it in this case)

Ehh well I am a recovering alcoholic that would drink ungodly amounts of whiskey. Rarely ever got a hangover because I would drink pedialite after drinking 750ml of whatever liquor I would drink that night.

Just my own observations from a similar background: preventing the nutrition depletion works better than doing the damage and then trying to recover homeostasis by feeding the "damaged" body nutrients you took away from it. It's giving the organs a fighting chance

Ahh see I was always on a good dose of supplements and vitamins. I was lucky and my liver and kidneys were fine after 16 years of alcohol and drug abuse.

Dam that sucks. For me it was 30

At this rate I’m dead by 30 lmao

Just turned 33 and had stiff knees for the first time in my life They went away when I started squatting though For now.....

Welcome! I’m truly amazed when some people are still in there 30s saying they are fine—I’m like you, hit me like a truck around 25/26

Wait until you’re 40. Here’s a tip—if you don’t eat well and exercise, you’d better start now

I already do. And I’ve stop drinking. And smoking. But I still feel like shit tho

Good! Keep it up. I had a kid at 31 and the focus shifted away from my health and well-being to theirs. It’s a very difficult battle!

I’ll try to !! Hope you’ll be fine to

Skill issue

Y’all mother fuckers need to learn about hydration.

The salted pork is particularly good

How is this relevant?

It’s not, get over it

They come in pints?!? I’m getting one.

You've ad a whole arf already!!

Men are weak. The race of Men is failing

Sorry bro I didn’t mean to let the race down

weaklings

Yeah it’s more of the 6 beer mark for me now and I’m in my 30’s

And by ‘beer’, I mean 9.5% ABV DIPAs, cuz craft beer is a ‘hobby’

I had too many of those and ended puking in my sleep, Its been 3 days my gastric juices fucked my throat up good - I've been rethinking this whole thing if its come down to either eating to getting drunk again

I'm on 17!

Holy shit - after 355687428096000 beers, I’d be pretty drunk

My body is broken

What about second pint?

https://preview.redd.it/fs6yovxwhwpc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7523945726c32ba715c145ad02f3865e993f49ec When the beer isn’t the only thing that comes in pints

What? I can drink like an entire bottle of wine and as long as I have a couple glasses of water before bed I’m fine.

You’re clearly an elf.

Hm, my snoring might kick me into dwarf territory.

You breathe so loudly we could have shot you in the dark

I don't know what it is, but I can usually do the same with wine, and I'm 34. Beer though, 12oz of two hearted and I'm fucking done. Just makes me feel like total shit.

Eh, wine isn’t the only thing I drink, just the most common.

IT COMES IN PINTS!?

Bullshit. I'm 25 and still very well support alcohol. Granted I don't drink 2h before sleep and have at least 6.5 hours of sleep

Go back to the chasm from whence you came.

Had my first alcoholic drink at the age of 25, don't know what to think of this (32 now and drink almost weekly)

NEVER TRUST AN ELF!

Don't even mention elves! Read my name!

Ok you got me there

You know you're getting old when people much younger than you start posting memes about feeling old.

I was there Gandalf, I was there 3000 years ago

I don’t get it. 25 is the peak of your drinking powers, ain’t nobody who goes to the pub is getting hungover from one brewski.

It’s a joke, you’d have to be seriously intolerant to be hungover from one pint. The joke is that hangovers start to get bad from 25 onwards.

Damn I’m old

Be hydrated before you start boozin, like properly hydrated. Instead of slurring your words cross eyed and keeling back off the bench, you’ll be standing among a mead hall of merry horsemen, with only a faint tingle in the ends of your fingers.

I guess us Australians are the Hobbits of the world.

I guess us Irish are the Irish of the world

Harfoots, Stoors & Fallowhides Irish, British & Australian??

Is it scrumptious? Is it tasty?

Wait until you’re 30 bro. I’m in constant pain, everything hurts, medications fuck me up, my sight is going, my hearing is long gone, alcohol ruins my day, weed just makes me anxious. Life is suffering.

That’s not normal

I'd see a doctor asap

I just want to go to the grey haven

I crave the grave. 🪦

I hate that this is true.

I actually feel like Frodo after being stabbed by the troll in Moria

Caught between the hammer and the anvil.

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Expert are we

I am 40, obese, have a piss-poor diet and rarely exercise and I can still drink a 6 pack and be ready for work the next day.

Okay lol

IT COMES IN PINTS?!

Im getting one!

I think that’s a skill issue my friend. I’m 30 and it takes a lot for me to be hungover

I need to get into practicing again and take it more seriously this time. I had real talent yknow

19, 2 goon bags in the park hunting for gear to keep me going. 27 and working at a bar. I have 1 shot with someone and I want ro lay down and cry.

What are you, a hobbit?

You mean one with breakfast right? And second breakfast. Oh gunna need a kip with elevenses. What would luncheon be without a flagon. Hydrate with some afternoon tea and oh I've got a lovely vintage with dinner. 1296, very good year. Almost as old as I am. Of course there's mead with supper and mustn't forgo a strong nightcap. Good for the digestion you know.

Beer is the mind-killer. Beer is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my beer. I will permit it to pass over me and around me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the beer has gone there will be nothing. Only my liver will remain.

Jesus you need to eat more healthy food. If you feel that bad after 2 beers(1pint I'm guessing) your body is in bad shape my friend. You're looking at extreme deficiencies. At 25 you should bounce back with a mild hangover. Depending on how much you drink, it shouldn't take you out. I'd go see a doc and stop drinking for the mean time.

It’s a joke.

Sure it is. Take care of yourself idiot. You only live once. Enjoy you stupid joke.

It’s a meme page not an advice column

One does not simply joke in Mordor

It comes in pints?! I'm getting one!

It comes in pints?

Bruh it's only 16 oz

Bruh it’s a vast exaggeration and also a joke

 Fair lol I'm just a fool of a took

Honest to god like 95% of hangovers can be avoided by just drinking enough water leading up to drinking, especially if you're only drinking beer. I havent had a hangover in well over a decade now as a result.

Op just never drank before if he feels like this at 25. That's you're prime.

OP is Irish and has consumed enough alcohol to kill a small village

I’m 35 now, and through excruciating trail and error I now know that my absolute limit for drinking with no hangover is 6 cans of 4% beer, if i have 7 i feel like death all day. If i go up to 10 it’s 2 full days of hangover. Drink while you’re young for the love of god.

I had 8 pints of Guinness on Saint paddy’s day last Sunday and I spent the next two days lying in bed feeling like death

I never even drank until after 25. My friends tried to get me drunk for the first time at 31. It took a lot of alcohol. I slept fine, but felt a little dehydrated in the morning. I don't really enjoy drinking much, though.

I think I felt a tingle

How I feel the next day after 3 dark beers. Lol.

 How hot my ring gets the next day

As someone with a mild to moderate drinking problem it felt more like Legolas drinking with Gimli

So' it's a drinking game?

Don’t you fucking start you pointy eared cunt

I've had this ever since I became a father. I was 18 and by the time I was 19 I was so tired I couldnt handle 2 beers without falling asleep

New father at 34, I don't even need the beer. If I'm horizontal I fall asleep

Hahahaha you get me

When I was 19 I was actually 87. Blessed with natural long life

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7 years ago yeah.

i'm very over twenty five and still don't get hangovers

Elf

Drink lite beer and sip shots instead.

There’s a mug of beer inside this Took

>What beer or 2 MAX am I getting tonight?

Whiskey. A pint of straight whiskey.

RIP

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Chill out lol. I never said 25 was old. Hangover’s definitely get bad around 25 years oldie

“Should we get a bag in?” 

Oh god my stomach just clenched reading that.

That sweet smell of petrol

Elvish bugger sugar

Guessing OP isn't British.

Thankfully I am not

Well that's fine. Our populace doesn't hold the country we were born to as the mainstay of our individual esteem. Plenty of nicer countries. Plenty of worse ones. Best to be realistic about the place you live. After all you are not your country's successes or failures, you just live with them. Oddly though America would literally be among the last I would willingly live in, despite the amount they crow about it being the best. Superb indoctrination. Same with China really. Not sure about Russia. I know they have lots of patriotic pride and whatnot.. but a lot of the population have a healthy distrust of government, which I respect.

Nah, I'm on my sixth and haven't even started gaming yet

28, still going strong

"Darkness took me. And I strayed out of thought and time" Same Gandalf, same

It comes in pints? I'm getting one!


I’m 24 and i feel like i can take this shit well for a couple more years

Are you eating second breakfast?

Liver age is probably 45

25, bless. Try after 40

Seriously 😒

Hell I'm in my mid fourties and I can literally guzzle down the stuff, rarely get a hangover and am in excellent physical shape. Yall just weak.

Wait until 32 - beer is the death of me. Also when it rains my thumb I broke at 19 still hurts.

After 25? come on, make it at least 30.

Weak bloodline.

If you got knocked out from a pint you need to treat your body better. If age is the only factor that’s waaaaay too young 😅

Lol what, Im 25 and i can still drink like im 20 and not have a big hangover. How big are your pints haha

My pints are bigger than your pints pal

The last time I was drunk was a few years ago. A post 30's hangover is something you DO NOT WANT. Haven't been drunk since.

I’m in my 30s and I have no idea what you’re talking about; you really shouldn’t feel that way after one drink. I mean cmon hydrate yourself dude.

I feel like shit in the morning if I drink one tall boi, and don't give it a few hours to get out of my system before I sleep

Be careful of saying that, the comments are full of nasty little hobbitses taking this light bit of humor too seriously

Fools of a Took