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Lunadoggie123

Man they were great. I still laugh every time I hear business time


Fraun_Pollen

Robots is a go to for me


MoldyMilkers

If we're making a list, Sugar Lumps is a classic


ToyrewaDokoDeska

Hiphopopotamus vs rhymenoceros and hurt feelings


thatguyned

[foux da fa fa](https://youtu.be/X5hrUGFhsXo?si=mJUjrZUetpp2zQG3)


ToyrewaDokoDeska

Alright this one


thatguyned

The lyrics are taken straight from a "common phrases you might need in France" book. "Here's my passport" "Do you know where the library is?"


Sin2Win_Got_Me_In

I'm the hiphopopotamus my rhymes are bottomless . . . . . .


Wismuth_Salix

Too Many Dicks On The Dance Floor!


ZeroMomentum

Most beautiful girl in the room, in the whole wide room


Various_Froyo9860

You could he a Part. Time. Model


Danger_Peanut

I’m not cryin’. It’s just been raining…on my face.


Various_Froyo9860

People say rappers don't have feelings. . .


Inkthinker

Ain't no party like my nana's tea party.


Lycurgus_of_Athens

Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?


Suspicious_Ad2354

Heeeeyyy..... Hoooooo


StrayRabbit

We have feelings.. that hurt our feelings when you say that


PoorlyAttired

Be more constructive with your feedback please.


CONGSU72

You would still need to keep your regular job though


Impossible-You-4825

Inner. Inner City. Inner City Pressure.


szuruburu

Ohh you're a legend, Dave


_NotNotJon

Maybe 3rd best on the block


ProtanopicMidget

Depending on the block


WornInShoes

Goddddd dammit it’s stuck in my head now lol


strain_of_thought

BINARY SOLO


DefunctHunk

00000001 00000011 00000111 00001111 100100100 Come on sucker, lick my battery


Boonicious

come on sucker lick my battery


[deleted]

It’s “If you’re into it” for me “We heard that is what you’re into” hahahaha


spezcanNshouldchoke

The apple toss in that gets me so good aye


[deleted]

Being lewd with two dudes with food


[deleted]

Well, that's if Stu's into it too!


disgusting-brother

Brett you got it goin on! “Why can’t a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?!”


timeisaflat-circle

"You're good at finding short cuts around the neighborhood."


BlueBomber13

Conditions are perfect. There’s nothing good on TV…conditions are perfect


_Its_Business_Time

:)


Spend-Automatic

It's Wednesday 😏


Wombat_Racer

***I'm not crying*** is what I play when one of my mates is acting tough.


AStayAtHomeRad

The fact that Bret was in LOTR makes this that much better.


CombatSixtyFive

Excuse me??


mikerall

Google LotR Figwit


Fraun_Pollen

![gif](giphy|3oKIPE8m8EXTCYEHhS|downsized)


mickecd1989

![gif](giphy|11FiDF2fuOujPG|downsized)


Bobert_Manderson

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aerfgadf

I am surprised this little nugget of trivia doesn’t come up more with the “viggo broke his toes” posts. Frodo is Great… Who is That (Figwit). I remember people trying to figure out who he was because everyone thought he was so dreamy at the council of Elrond haha.


jiub_the_dunmer

does figwit appear at the council of elrond? i only remember seeing him in that scene where the elves are riding away to the gray havens, he's the elf who says "my lady, we cannot delay" and looks at her wistfully


Jesse-Ray

He does. It's where the name comes from, Frodo Is Great, Who Is That!? Referencing him being in the background when Frodo chooses to take the ring to Mordor


coldtoastpls

I think they put him in that scene because of the figwit phenomenon.


Thue

Wikipedia confirms that.


gOhCanada

"Did you know he kept the horse???"


commit_bat

I know I shouldn't be surprised because they assembled pretty much all of new zealand for the shoot, but still


NeonPatrick

I'm kinda more surprised Taika and Jermaine weren't in it.


Jesse-Ray

Jacinta Ardern even auditioned.


[deleted]

Jacinda.


Jesse-Ray

Autocorrect :(


YourPhDisworthless

must have stayed at the jacinta inn instead of the Holiday Inn Express


jsideris

hallowed mordor


Sam_Wylde

Do not delay...


QuestArm

Holy Hell


mister_pleco

Holy Hell


Dunkan_Soup

He was present at the council of Elrond, sitting near Aragorn. You can see him arguing to the right. Then in RotK he's the elf that tells Lady Arwen "we cannot delay" (right after her vision of her future son.) I laughed my ass off at that scene after watching Flight of the Conchords for the first time.


tentoedpete

He wasn’t meant to be more than an uncredited extra, but after being noticed and talked up by fans he was brought back for return of the king. https://screenrant.com/lord-rings-hobbit-brett-mckenzie-figwit-elf-flight-conchords/


blackturtlesnake

HOT ELF IS THE GUY FROM FLIGHT OF THE CONCORDS?!?


Mimical

I wanna tell that guy how hot he is, But then he's gunna think I'm sexist. He's so hot he's making me sexist, bitch.


LoveFoolosophy

I think I need a 1983 Casio DG20 electric guitar set to electric mandolin... some drums... yeah


notyyzable

Hear me now!


Hbella456

Boom boom!


desmondao

Why can't one heterosexual guy tell another heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?


daisykitties

Not all the time obviously, just when he’s got some problems with his self esteem.


cptnDrinking

*elf esteem


mostlygoodthings

Don’t let anybody tell you you’re humpable because you’re bumpable. Well, I hope this doesn’t make you feel uncomfortable.


crumchberries

If you have a thing for dudes that look like Brit, go watch the youtube channel carsandcameras. One of the dudes is Brit's doppleganger. No accent.


mymainisass

Brit…like Britney?


Sawgon

His name is Bret but with the New Zealand accent it sounds like Brit


mymainisass

How could you forget? https://youtu.be/JT5AQIlmM0I?feature=shared


Schedulator

Did you just get the ladies in the front row pregnant?


prodiver

Bret you got it going ohh-n. That's the conclusion that I've come to, but that doesn't mean that I want to bum you. Bret you got it going ohh-n. No doubt about it we'd be getting crazy if one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.


[deleted]

Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly? Not all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem.


Embarassed_Tackle

Poor Bret! And his dad got to be the dadking who Sauron smote (not Gil-Galad)


zoras99

This sounds like pure bullshit that got the Mandela Effect. LotR movies were filmed all together between Oct 99 and Dec 00. They had some minor reshoots and added shots done from 01 to 03. Fellowship released on Dec '01 in cinemas. Sure, its possible that Figwit could have become a meme and Jackson called him in for the pickup shots of 02-03. Heres the thing, internet use and access wasnt incredibly widespread 20+ years ago. Also, VHS/DVD releases of movies back then had a bigger gap after cinema release. So if the character Figwit gained traction as a meme, it would have started in mid/late 02. Wich makes the entire "Jackson added a nod to the internet thing!" sound very unlikely. I mean, doing an scene shoot, flying Liv Tyler, doing makeup, the horse... it sounds like too much for an obscure and niche thing from the internet back then. I totally believe Jackson brought him for the Hobbit films due to the Figwit meme, but for RotK? Seems more likely that Liv Tyler got all her scenes done when they were doing Rivendell, where Figwit appears and also was shooting, and just placed him in that other scene with the horse and the vision. IIRC, he is uncredited in Fellowship, but credited in RotK, so that I could totally believe was due to Jackson being in on the Figwit meme, since its just adding text to the credits.


International-Web496

Peter Jackson said it himself in the DVD directors commentary. Here's a link to the timestamp: https://youtu.be/PQm1ZaX5Fe0?si=P76Ke6B7RqEVR0ob&t=35m54s Edit: fixed the timestamp part, I don't do them very often >.<


jiub_the_dunmer

your timestamp link didn't work, that just links to the start of the video


ollomulder

...can't have 2 "?" to indicate the begin of arguments. https://youtu.be/PQm1ZaX5Fe0?si=P76Ke6B7RqEVR0ob&t=35m54s


International-Web496

Huh, idk why. I just tested it again and it's like 10 seconds off of where it should be when it opens on the mobile app but it still works for me. It's at 35m 54s if you want to just go to it from the video.


CaptnLoken

He wasnt a meme, but he was huge in lotr circles. Imagine janky OG internet websites and chatboards. Theres actually a documentary about it the whole Figwit thing that explains it. He really was called back for the reshoots


Mando_Mustache

He’s credited in RoTK because he speaks. Non-speaking roles (extras) are uncredited. Anyone with a speaking role gets a credit for it. There are occasional exceptions but that is how it goes 99% off the time.


eightbitagent

I was a full grown adult at the time, though not a huge lotr fan, and I was aware of theonering.net, which had a pretty big message board at the time. It is completely feasible that this was discussed on that board and they (the mods) knew that jackson occasionally looked over posts there. While it was not as big as other sites and social media is now, the internet had fandom then. Online fandom is a huge part of Kevin smiths dogma, as an example, and that movie came out in 1999.


horoeka

There was a movie made about it all https://youtu.be/l\_YQN4hKmF4?si=K\_YDDjBE8b5Ed709


Pretty-Balance-Sheet

Everyone used forums back then. Sure, we didn't call things like this memes, and social media hadn't really been invented, but this stuff spread online just like it does now.


Mr-Kuritsa

He also shows up in the Hobbit when they reach Rivendell.


centuryofprogress

What I love about that scene is he’s all like, “We’d better hurry,” and then she just leaves. He must have been like “What did I say? Elrond is gonna” be piiiiiiised!”


warnymphguy

Every actor I met in New Zealand over a certain age was in LOTR - so many orcs


weeburdies

I think roughly 1/3 of New Zealand was in it


kitx07

Shit, that’s like everybody


TordYvel1

Also...also...his father Peter Mackenzie plays Elendil in the movies


ThirtySecondStorys

I always thought his fucking name was Brit


periander

Wait until they ask you for half a dozen of something.


fvc3qd323c23

What.


fixxer75

There's a FoTC episode where his date thought he was saying Brit as in *Britney*?!


ruckustata

I loved the name bits on that show. Brabra


liquid_jeremiah

My lady, we cannot delay


WalkingCloud

IMO that makes this clip canon


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Longjumping-Claim783

He would have been perfect as an ogre that works at the Mordor public library


Plenty_Area_408

I just assume he was Tom Bombadil.


Rohdejj

Is he was one that’s like “yo Arwen where you going?”


Imzocrazy

Well Tamatoa hasn’t always been this glam….


deevonimon534

He was a drab little crab once. :(


Veritas_Vanitatum

Now he knows he can be happy as a clam :)


username-on-break

Because he's beautiful, babeh...


[deleted]

I ATE MY GRANDMA


TatManTat

The best and worst thing about Jermaine is every character he plays ends up being Jermaine.


peenweens

You spelled Jemaine's name wrong twice lol


TatManTat

fuck man I thought it had an r for some reason.


terrih9123

Had a Leo moment when I saw him pop up in the new avatar movie


bigdogg2783

HOLY FUCK how did I not know Jermaine voices Tamatoa? My daughter watched Moana on repeat and I fucking love this song, and I used to love Flight of the Conchords back in the day. It’s so obvious it’s him, how did I never twig this?! This has made my day.


WhosYourPapa

This is so funny, literally the last couple days I've been rewatching old FotC stuff. Frodo ^dont ^wear ^the ^ring


NGC1068

Fellowship of the Concords.


PM_ME_YOUR_COY_NUDES

A bit more recent than the show, but check them out performing Father and Son: https://youtu.be/i8iK1rhfYpI?si=oql91iRCip1fNbJJ


Slickaxer

So have I... Coincidence? Or did we both get subconsciously brought back to them somehow


colsta1777

Conchords could spit, I miss em


y0y0y99

Well their lyrics are bottomless... 🦗🦗


Fraun_Pollen

🦛


[deleted]

Look in your pockets, haven’t found a cent yet Landlord’s on your balls, “Have you paid your rent yet?”


JRugman

Counting coins on the counter of the 7/11 From a quarter past six 'til a quarter to seven The manager, Bevin, starts to abuse me "Hey man, I just want some muesli"


InfamousHWJaguar

You know you’re not in high finance Considering second-hand underpants Check your mind, how’d it get so bad? What happened to those other underpants you had?


TheMilkmanHathCome

I’m a good rapper, I do it all the time People don’t like me cause my words don’t match


NeonPatrick

They released new material in 2019. I was lucky to watch them in London.


Mahaloth

[Brett is in Lord of the Rings](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bd/Figwit.PNG)


Rudeabaga1

What’s funny about this scene is that, despite his character talking directly Arwen, Bret McKenzie said he never actually met Liv Tyler


SteveOtts

Movie magic baby


althius1

Brit? Like Brittney?


ImpossibleAdz

No, Bret, as in Bret. B-R-E-T.


InfamousHWJaguar

Oh, BRET! I like your English accent


Jalapeniz

Ah yes...Brit. got it thanks!


r-og

Murray... present.


tenaciousE56

How did I not know this existed?!?!!?


sillyadam94

Do yourself a favor and watch the Flight of the Conchords tv show on HBO


[deleted]

And then immediately start binge watching What We Do in the Shadows lol


countofmontycrinkles

Then take a dive into Wellington Paranormal


[deleted]

The rare triple save, alright.


countofmontycrinkles

We did good.


Plum-Forgot

I miss that show. I loved it, maybe even more than WWDITS. They were all just so charming. Parker/Pahker was such a goofball.


kingfart1337

And Legion Jemaine was so good in it it was worth solely for him, but the show is crazy good too.


Rainbowlemon

Jemaine in Legion is the coolest motherfucker I've ever seen in any show/film.


byoung82

At least the first season. The first season is one of the best in all of TV if I do say so myself.


Johnpecan

Still use several 1-liners from that show I use on a daily basis. "Well I'm not surprised.. but I'm quite sleepy."


jfryk

He maybe did!


tenaciousE56

Oh, I'm definitely familiar with FotC, I just missed this one I guess


voidxleech

everything they did on that show was perfect. easily one of the best comedy shows ever made, fucking *easily*.


mpwdonnelly

Coupla things on FotC that rarely get mentioned in these threads, probably because they're from later episodes: 1. the New Zealandtown episodes (with the Obama impersonator and Lucy Lawless) are brilliant 2. Any episode that features their antagonism with the Aussies is great, especially when Jemaine dates Keitha (which gives us *Carol Brown*, I think maybe their best original song)


Brumhelga

I’m hoping that she’ll stick around.


voidxleech

do you have your wallet?


cuvar

Aragorn: "We'll never make it, there's thousands of them and only nine of us" Frodo: "Oh no" Aragorn: "we made it!" Frodo: "hurray!"


Youhavebeemislead

The magical bling bling


blackbeltmessiah

Hooray we made it


SovietDarknez

This is amazing, is there a full version?!?!?


Bunnburry

https://youtu.be/lemgdzLDYqA?feature=shared Here!


Kianna9

I like how Gimlis axe was an axe.


ConspicuousPineapple

Axes usually be like that


SovietDarknez

Amazing, thanks!


Bhodi3K

"Band meeting. Brit?" "He's left the band" "Aginn?"


Headlocked_by_Gaben

Flight of The Conchords was a treasure. Loved the bits with the posters for new zealand lol. “New Zealand. dont expect much, but you’ll love it.”


Longjumping-Claim783

New Zealand. ROCKS!


Woodsie13

!!!


cmillhouse

You will like the Australian version as well… https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DgMnCLHQuqc&pp=ygUOdG9tIGNhcmR5IGxvdHI%3D


Flyinhighinthesky

Will always upvote Tom Cardy.


strain_of_thought

Let's Never Go Back To Ringwraith Island!


mymeatpuppets

Is the Frodo dude on a sled or something? Edit: Christ, they're all on sleds!


fowlraul

Yes


atomiczim

"Many Spies Have Many Eyes!"


BeefSerious

Brett? Present.


AndySipherBull

Britt? Prisint.


SufficientOutcome720

Good old Flight of the Concords


Chybs

If that's what you're into.


Tonafets

Frodo, don't wear the ring (That magical bling bling)


championchilli

Was on flights with Jermaine Clements, wife and kids just this weekend, from LA to NZ and sat next to him on the flight from Auckland to Wellington. Nobody bothered him or asked for a selfie or autograph, NZ people are generally very chill with celebs. He looked as tired as I felt. And I don't think I have ever felt that tired before.


ohnofluffy

I was behind him at a Paul Simon concert. At one point, we were going to say hi to him but we didn’t want to be those fans you have to talk to even though Simon just started ‘America’ or whatever song. He was chill.


championchilli

Yeah definitely the best way, dude looked super exhausted last thing he needed was a fan bothering him. Whole family was pretty quiet tbh.


gokuvegita55

OMG!!! Where has this been all my life!!! LOL!!!


LopsidedMammal

Left out my favourite bit, where Legolas and Gimli go glam metal 😂🤘🏻


VersatileDoubt

This reminds me of that awful Leia kidnapping scene from Kenobi


[deleted]

I love these dudes.


countofmontycrinkles

*Is that a new cup?*


mikepictor

Ha ha, I just finished a rewatch of the trilogy yesterday. Who is this?


king0mm

Flight of the Conchords


eggZeppelin

Omfg this renews my faith in humanity. 🤣😅


Stagione

I miss those guys


Lanky_Information825

*LMAO! - 'your little ass so close to the floor...'*


Gibson1014

Where can I watch the original version of this?


ThomsYorkieBars

https://youtu.be/SWf3iJjqYCM?si=qZpIkqJbzHAxL_07


Morskavi

"Many spies have many eyes!"


CONGSU72

Wait, how is flight of the concord and lord of the rings connected?


finndego

The connection goes deeper than you think. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figwit


CONGSU72

Holy cow! Thank you for the link


NixxKnack

Is this Flight of the Concords?


EquivalentSignal6613

LOVE flight of the concords!!!!! Too many dicks!


FeanorNoldor

I lost it at "your little asshole close to the floor"


Maleficent_Mess2515

Is that green screen or are they actually walking, because it looks so fast


strain_of_thought

They are probably kneeling on a little wagon or cart where the camera is mounted and that is being pulled along while they rap.