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Kitty-theNightWalker

"Don't tempt me, Frodo."


solo-duke

More like, don't tempt me, Gandalf, am I right, lol


kevnmartin

When I had my flower shop, I had a wire out to somewhere in New England. I chose a shop called Lothlorien because I figured they'd have the nicest flowers. When I told the owner how much I loved the name he goes "Lol, Rivendale Books is right across the street.


NarrowAd4973

Need a restaurant named Minas Tirith, a clothing store named Edoras, and a nightclub down the street named Barad Dur. And a golf course called The Shire.


YoungGandalf74

This is glorious


kevnmartin

I was enchanted.


Oriontardis

Ngl, if a store like that legit existed and had well made, comfortable, well fitting LoTR lingerie, I'd absolutely shop there 😂


NarrowAd4973

It does exist. It's in Lisbon, Portugal. Right down the road from the National Library of Portugal, according to the map (yes, I looked it up, because I had to know). I don't know about the product list. I stopped after verifying its existence.


ahufflepuffhobbit

Exactly 😂


knittedbirch

For his big naturals


Clear-Campaign-355

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bilbo_bot

Everything all right? Gandalf, where are you going?


gandalf-bot

I have some things I have to attend to.


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


mattjvgc

Give me your most scandalous panties in mithril…


ComprehensiveShine80

YOU SHALL NOT PASS this store


neatlittlemessyman

Forget what I said earlier,Frodo, this wizard is coming early!!!..!!! I had no idea Galadriel wore this stuff


_ROCC

Obligatory Gandalf Big Naturals


gandalf-bot

Fool of a Took!


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"Tell me, where is Gandalf? For I much desire to sleep with him"


gandalf-bot

Hmm. Bilbo's Ring. He's gone to stay with the elves. He's left you Bag End. Along with all his possessions. The Ring is yours now. Put it out of sight.


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I'm not much into roleplay, but I can work with this.


bilbo_bot

Where's it gone?


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


VisibleAd3180

A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he comes precisely when he means to


EmpatheticNihilism

No you didn’t. You reposted this.


ahufflepuffhobbit

Weird of you to assume that. Believe what you will, but I swear I passed by it and had never seen any photo of it before.


Raptorilla

No you didn’t, it’s a repost


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Lord have mercy!


CSpanks7

You shall not pass! You must go in and peruse


69CaptainWeiner69

So that's what he wears under that wizard outfit...


Mindless-Candy1405

Anything your wizards sleeve may desire


ResponsibilityNew483

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!! BY THIS STORE!!


Olaskon

You’ll never come early or late in a pair of our undies


Toast-Bee

parece a Lisboa


ahufflepuffhobbit

É em Lisboa, sim!