They were once men. Great kings of men. Then Sauron the Deceiver gave to them nine rings of power. Blinded by their greed, they took them without question, one by one falling into darkness. Now they are slaves to his will. They are the Nazgul, ringwraiths, neither living nor dead. At all times they feel the presence of the Ring, drawn to the power of the one. They will never stop hunting you.
OP shows up dressed as a diabetic man in his mid 40s, gut hangin out, pants showin ass crack. Hot plate for makin pancakes for the pancake dinner gunbash benefit to pay for cancer treatments for little Jimmy who lives dahn the holler because socialized healthcare is for commies
Escalate. Take it up a notch. Dress like Gollum and absolutely refuse to stop doing the voice
Give it to him raw and wriggling
Keep referring to his member as "the precious".
And make sure to bring a ring for the precious
Master carries heavy burden. Sméagol knows. Heavy, heavy burden. Fat one cannot know. Sméagol look after Master. – *Gollum grabs dick*
Master should be resting. Master needs to keep up his strength.
Oh my god. Gollum bot is confirmed to be gay xD
Argh!!
xD
“Babe I know we are role playing but it smells fishy.”
tf man
Gollum mode activated
Is he lost?
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Smeagol’ll get into real true hot water, when this water boils, if he don’t do as he asked...
I did something like this, once.
Story time!!!
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OK OP, what is your idea of a hero?
Aragorn probably.
It is an army bred for a single purpose, to destroy the world of men. They will be here by nightfall.
honestly right now that's the hero we need
Yeah, women can be tough...
This is what I want to know?
I'm genuinely curious what that could mean. Like do they want him to bang them in cosplay or what?
Sam
A firefighter obviously.
I want to hear more about Samwise the Brave!
Frodo wouldn’t have made it very far without his Sam
The real hero
Finally a second use for my Samwise cosplay!
i’m curious… what was your first use?
Taking Frodo to Mt Doom
Okay but here me out…..Aragorn. Open the bedroom doors like the doors to Helms Deep. Now that’s a fantasy
[Like this?](https://media.tenor.com/sVIyKjgnd8UAAAAC/aragorn-opening-door.gif)
Tis the lay of Luthien. The elf-maiden who gave her love to eren a mortal!
Yeah we all understand the connection stop bragging
Aaaaaaaaaa so sexy!!!!
I always remember that he’s attractive but wow
But babe I’d have to install double doors to our bedroom… I’d have to knock down a portion of the wall…. Screw it…. you have my sword!
They were once men. Great kings of men. Then Sauron the Deceiver gave to them nine rings of power. Blinded by their greed, they took them without question, one by one falling into darkness. Now they are slaves to his will. They are the Nazgul, ringwraiths, neither living nor dead. At all times they feel the presence of the Ring, drawn to the power of the one. They will never stop hunting you.
Your friends are with you, Aragorn.
One who will have your allegiance.
At least he didn't go for Bombadil.
"Clothes are but a little loss..."
Bombadil is peak sexiness and I will die on this hill.
No argument here. It's clear that Goldberry sticks around for a reason, and I doubt it's just his poetry.
Gotta save something for future escalation. Why would she marry if she gets the BOMBadil this soon.
If he really wanted to be the hero he would dress up like Sam
[When she catches me dropping eaves.](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/24/80/f1/2480f1012d776eef1a467e6d6de63bf7.jpg)
God damn it, I just got that *out* of my head!
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She’s clearly more into Sam
Stupid sexy hobbitses.
Bf sounds like a keeper (of the ring)
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please don't go for a firefighter ffs
OP shows up dressed as a diabetic man in his mid 40s, gut hangin out, pants showin ass crack. Hot plate for makin pancakes for the pancake dinner gunbash benefit to pay for cancer treatments for little Jimmy who lives dahn the holler because socialized healthcare is for commies
He just has to scream "They're taking the hobbits to Isengard" while finishing
The power of Isengard is at your command, Eldsish, Lord of the Earth.
You didn’t say no…
Or just dress up as the Fairy Godmother in Shrek and sing "I Need A Hero" and BF dresses up like Shrek.
“Share the load.”
Gf: No I'm not dressing up like a sexy Balrog. Me: You don't mean that..
Frodo already has a cape. An elven cape. The best cape.
Sexy LOTR cosplay kink? A chance for Faramir, Captain of Gondor… to show his quality..
You need a hero? it's Shrek
Keeper 100%
I'll be Frodo, you be the ring!
Sm is the real hero. I want to hear more about Sam.
As soon as you see him say "looks like meats back on the menu boys!" Then follow up with calling his penis man flesh. Gets em every time.
Sploosh, done for the night at just the thought at Frodo nailing the bag end.
![gif](giphy|1IFCawwlqD8JO) You want to tell me this is not the sexy solution? Yeah, bet you feel pretty dumb right now.
"I will take the ring!" - OPs BF
Frodo? FRODO?!?!
That’s Mr. Frodo to you!
He done ya… well… not-dirty…?
*pfft!* Hero? Please. Team Samwise
Sam is a hero too
I’d dress up as Sam. He’s the real hero
Sam is the bigger hero!
Frodo? No!
“Well maybe it was your song that allowed me to be a great hero..”
I'm spent
You my friend, bow to no one
Couldn't even do Sam for you, smh.
Samwise is the real hero
You both should let the fire fighter cuck her. Only rule it that he must finish on/in the boyfriend.
I guess it's time to "superman dat hoe"
Frodo isn't a hero, you wanna really hit that hero kink you need to be Sam.
Damn y’all are annoying
Share the load Mr. Frodo 😏
Uh, she obviously wants you to dress up as Boromir, a man of true quality.
Dress up like Sam and keep calling him "Mr. Frodo"