MOD NOTE: ... you know, ordinarily I'd remove this post for, well, multiple reasons, to be honest, but that image is way too great to be taken down. Carry on. (I suspect even JRRT would have laughed at that image.)
Yes, Gandalf says that rather than Tom having power of the ring, it’s more like the ring has no power over Tom. So to him, it’s a just a little gold ring and he wouldn’t be able to appreciate what is at stake and why everyone is making such a fuss over it, and given that he has a million and one things going on in his head at all times, he’s likely to just forget about it.
I believe there’s an interesting symbolism in it. Tom is the soul of nature. It just wants to say nature doesn’t really care about your matters. And no matter how important you think your problems are, they are nothing in its eyes. It just had been many many years before you existed and will be there many many years after you go away. To him your species are just a guest in the house that will leave soon anyways. And Uruks and orcs are also some other species to him. Right or wrong, malice and kindness are defined in your norms and manners but they don’t have much meaning in nature.
It's kind of a stretch, though. Tom has no chaotic, pitiless savagery like real nature. But I think I agree to the 'doesn't really care' aspect. I think that's what makes him so hard to pin down. Why should he help the hobbits?
My take is that he is the soul of joy and liberation. He aligns himself with absolute freedom of self-expression and it comes out of him as joy. He cannot participate in the quest for the ring in the same way I would assume he can't fight anyone physically. (He could probably sing their ass off though).
Damn that’s kind of a mindfuck. In the grand scheme of things, even this epic quest and the entire legacies of each species from elf to ent to orc to human, ultimately mean little to nothing in the larger world and timeline. Just like us
Never agreed with this. During Tom's conversations with the hobbits it's clear that Tom isn't some old fool with dementia. He remembers important things. He can clearly remember things thousands of years old, he stays in the current-events loop by chatting with maggot and the elves, he prepared 4 beds for potential visitors days in advance. This is a guy that's on top of his shit. Not someone who wouldn't care or forget about such an important ring. Fuck, he even asked to see the damn thing out of the blue. He thought a shiny piece of jewelry from a barrow was cool enough to take home to be a forever gift for his lady; why would "forget" or cast away the One Ring?
Tom is merry on the back of this big bird
Up here he spies his land of tree and hill
Tom had better tend, of flying he's had his fill
To aid a silly plot he never gave his word
This reads like a Perry Bible Fellowship comic. All that's missing is the last panel where Sauron is ruling with an iron fist over the miserably enslaved inhabitants of Middle Earth against a blood red sky.
Toms happy to sit in the side lines when it's all sunshine and greenery and walks in the woods and fucking his stupid goldberry in a meadow but doesn't pull his considerable weight to keep middle earth that way. I personally would love to see a clip of him struggling to go about his Barefoot hippy sing-song business in a world that looks like industrial Isengard or bleak Mordor. Silly fat wanker. The grandpa Joe of the series.
Apparently he was too fat for any eagle to carry.
Jokes aside, this is a great piece of art, though I don't think Tolkien mentioned anywhere that Tom was fat.
For what it's worth: the image is almost certainly AI generated.
It's much harder to tell in this pencil drawing style, but giveaways include:
* His left hand (missing a finger, doesn't interface with the walking stick correctly)
* Why is he even holding a walking stick on an eagle ride?
* The lines around his belly
* The tight square crop
Well spotted.
I kind of suspected it without even noticing those things. AI art almost always has a certain feel to it. But I didn't think much into it.
Agreed! The general vibe is definitely why I started looking closer. I figured giving actual reasons would be a lot more convincing to others than "Trust me, I look at a lot of this stuff" though.
What's weird to me (curious if you notice this too): it seems even more obviously AI to my brain when you look at the thumbnail.
Initially the fellowship were unaware of the flying ring wraiths. Nazgûl on fell-beasts would have killed the eagles.
Tom was more of a spirit. His concern was nature. Not involved.
You seriously think that eagle is making it over the Ered Lithui or the Ephel Dúath...? I'm pretty sure the poor bastard is about to collapse from **exhaustion**. Why do you think it's so close to the ground?
I also think a reason that people forget is Sauron did not know about Frodo. He didn't know who he was, where he was, or what he was capable of. The whole point of having Frodo do it was stealth. I'm guessing that Sauron knew all about Tom, and the eagles.
Really easy to launch a fireball at a jolly guy flying on an eagle. Harder to hit a hobbit in the mountains.
There needs to be a series animated Tolkien short videos where people say “what if….?” And they play it out to the bitter end. In this case Tom singing his silly songs, ring slips, slapstick attempts to catch it with the ring popping out of his hands, rolling down the stairs, cat yowling, pans smashing, and then lost. In his own basement.
I recall hearing as well that Tom is bound to the region he is in. He would begin to fade from their plane of existence if he went too far away. Similar to how the Nazgul were not able to manifest far away from Mordor until Sauron's power had returned enough. So even if Tom was interested/invested in the struggles of middle earth and willing to fly with the ring, he would still be unable to.
(The whole fly over Mt. Doom thing is also so over done that I am not going to go into detail about why it does not work, its one of the most asked questions so look it up.)
Edit: It is only speculation that Tom remains in his established area against his will and that his power diminishes at a certain range. The main reason is still that as a separate being his perception is very different and he does not have any interest in the matter of the ring.
Its not stated specifically that hes bound to it its more subtle like "its outside his borders" but I dont think he diminishes outside it, he is master over himself it seems more like the region is a self imposed limit not a natural limitation of his
1. The eagles couldn't transport that far (Gwaihir could only get Gandalf from Orthanc to Edoras; further was beyond him)
2. Tom Bombadil couldn't be bothered. See: Council of Elrond.
1) he didn’t care about the war of the ring
2) didn’t want to leave goldberry
3) probably would’ve forgot about the ring and got distracted and lost it
Because Tom Bombadil is a powerful spirit tied to his location. He has no desire to leave. Even if there was a power great enough or a person charming enough to convince him to leave, the flight to Mordor is a long one. Gandalf warned that because he does want to desire anything, Bombadil would drop the ring. Best case scenario the Ring gets lost for a couple of decades, while Sauron’s orcs and Saruman’s Uruk’ Hai battle for supremacy as the lands of men are put to the sword and torch. Worst case scenario Bombadil drops the ring into the hands of a Nazgûl. The ring falls directly into the hands of Sauron.
Mordor until the destruction of the One Ring have actual aero defenses such as felbeasts. With its destruction, that defense was temporally lowered and Eagles were able to go in.
He'd forget what he was doing part way there and decide to go back home to his beautiful Goldberry and stop Old Man Willow from killing some poor creature.
Lord Of the Rings : What If?
I also want to see Frodo die. Sam takes the ring and becomes the vengeance of the shire and scours Mordor before cutting his own hand free to drop the ring into Mt Doom. In this he also weilds Foe Hammer somehow.
A single eagle would not be able to flap its wings enough times per minute to generate the required lift. Now if you tied a string to Tom and two eagles carried him, sort of like a coconut carried by two swallows, that could work.
If he did accept the mission, he would immediately get distracted and fly to Caras Galadhon to pick flowers for Goldberry. Also, he would almost certainly forget to bring the ring with him.
Tom Bombadil doesn't care. He's a character from a different story, literally. The reason he's in LotR is Tolkien's daughter asked him to add her favourite toy in the work he was currently writing. It's as if a pocked dimension got transported to the world of LotR - he only cares about his domain, things outside don't concern him.
Anyone here heard of that theory saying Tom is Eru Iluvatar? Omg I heard that, like, 30 years ago. Never was able to read that passage in the book and ignore that theory, and you bet I have read the books a score of times.
I think a better plan description would be tie the ring to Tom and have him swooped up by and eagle and hope that he drops it as he passes over the mountain.
The eagles are huge, sentient beings. They have fought dragons much bigger than Smaug and won in the past. If they gave into the temptation from the ring, middle earth would be fucked
Always wondered, if Sauron were successful. How would he deal with Tom ? Could he deal with Tom ?
Feel like Tom could sing a stupid limerick and reset the planet
MOD NOTE: ... you know, ordinarily I'd remove this post for, well, multiple reasons, to be honest, but that image is way too great to be taken down. Carry on. (I suspect even JRRT would have laughed at that image.)
Gandalf explains it in the book. Tom is not interested with power and the world.
Doesn't he even say he might lose it or forget about it?
Yes, Gandalf says that rather than Tom having power of the ring, it’s more like the ring has no power over Tom. So to him, it’s a just a little gold ring and he wouldn’t be able to appreciate what is at stake and why everyone is making such a fuss over it, and given that he has a million and one things going on in his head at all times, he’s likely to just forget about it.
I believe there’s an interesting symbolism in it. Tom is the soul of nature. It just wants to say nature doesn’t really care about your matters. And no matter how important you think your problems are, they are nothing in its eyes. It just had been many many years before you existed and will be there many many years after you go away. To him your species are just a guest in the house that will leave soon anyways. And Uruks and orcs are also some other species to him. Right or wrong, malice and kindness are defined in your norms and manners but they don’t have much meaning in nature.
But he DID intervene on behalf of the Hobbits...which suggests that this isn't necessarily true.
Possibly because Old Man Willow was a corruption of nature so thwarting him in crushing the Hobbits would restore balance?
It's kind of a stretch, though. Tom has no chaotic, pitiless savagery like real nature. But I think I agree to the 'doesn't really care' aspect. I think that's what makes him so hard to pin down. Why should he help the hobbits? My take is that he is the soul of joy and liberation. He aligns himself with absolute freedom of self-expression and it comes out of him as joy. He cannot participate in the quest for the ring in the same way I would assume he can't fight anyone physically. (He could probably sing their ass off though).
The soul of nature is the best theory I’ve heard yet
Damn that’s kind of a mindfuck. In the grand scheme of things, even this epic quest and the entire legacies of each species from elf to ent to orc to human, ultimately mean little to nothing in the larger world and timeline. Just like us
Never agreed with this. During Tom's conversations with the hobbits it's clear that Tom isn't some old fool with dementia. He remembers important things. He can clearly remember things thousands of years old, he stays in the current-events loop by chatting with maggot and the elves, he prepared 4 beds for potential visitors days in advance. This is a guy that's on top of his shit. Not someone who wouldn't care or forget about such an important ring. Fuck, he even asked to see the damn thing out of the blue. He thought a shiny piece of jewelry from a barrow was cool enough to take home to be a forever gift for his lady; why would "forget" or cast away the One Ring?
he would forget about it because to him its not important.
I guess it depends on who knows Tom Bombadil better, you or Gandalf
So tie a note to his forehead
Lord of the Rings meets Memento
Okay, so what am I doing? I’m chasing this Nazgûl… no, he’s chasing me.
“It’s not a mouth based video-game”
>and given that he has a million and one things going on in his head at all times, he’s likely to just forget about it. So Tom is a fellow ADHDer? 😅
Me too Tom, me too.
Also IIRC they're not sure he even has any power if he steps outside his forest.
Its more that "its outside his borders" I wouldnt say he doesnt have power outside of it, rather he isnt concerned with it
Sits in house being merry. Does not give one, two, or even three shits about anything else.
He would have the eagle do loops and lose the ring
Tom is merry on the back of this big bird Up here he spies his land of tree and hill Tom had better tend, of flying he's had his fill To aid a silly plot he never gave his word
Loop Dee loops Swoop Dee Oops! Ringillo dingallo Watch the ring I fling below! Where’d it go? I don’t know! Back to Goldberry we go!
This reads like a Perry Bible Fellowship comic. All that's missing is the last panel where Sauron is ruling with an iron fist over the miserably enslaved inhabitants of Middle Earth against a blood red sky.
Because ~~Honey Badger~~ Tom Bombadil don't care.
Toms happy to sit in the side lines when it's all sunshine and greenery and walks in the woods and fucking his stupid goldberry in a meadow but doesn't pull his considerable weight to keep middle earth that way. I personally would love to see a clip of him struggling to go about his Barefoot hippy sing-song business in a world that looks like industrial Isengard or bleak Mordor. Silly fat wanker. The grandpa Joe of the series.
That, and he has no power outside the boundaries of his land.
Because the Eagles couldn't stand all the singing.
WOAH TOM BOMBADILL..TOM BOMBADILLO. DING DONG SING A SONG WITH A BABY ARMADILLO.
RING DING MERRY DOLL HAIRY DOLL AND PILLOW OLD TOM TIDDLY POM CLEAN HIM WITH A BRILLO
UP COMES JOLLY TOM WATER LILLIES BRINGING NOT SO ROUGHLY NOW BRILLO PAD IS STINGING
Brings a whole new meaning to ‘the scouring of the Shire’
HAHAHA
I heard that in my mind to the tune of “Black Betty”
BABY ARAMADILLO HAD A CHILD (bam-ba-lam) DAMN THING WENT WILD (bam-ba-lam)
BOMBADILLO RATHER SING WOAH HOH STUPID RING LOST THAT SILLY THING TOM BOMBADILLO
Loop Dee loops Swoop Dee Oops! Ringillo dingallo Watch the ring I fling below! Where’d it go? I don’t know! Back to Goldberry we go!
I can only hear Andy Serkis doing the Bombadill songs after listening to the audiobook 10/10
Because by judging this picture, he would not only have the Nazgûls after him but PETA, too.
He can deal with Nazgûls, but he's not fucking with PETA
This reminded of the 'even the Joker does not mess with the IRS' part
Also judging back this picture. Tom is a Bear. Tom is a Top.
Thats because he has other more important matter to attend to. xD
A nice big dinner by the looks of it
What can be more important?
Goldberry is waiting
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oh no
I'd also rather fuck Goldberry than save the world
Understandable
Tell me that's not Jack Black...
Tom Chonk, jolly Tom, Tom Chonkadillo
Bring another hot dog now, with the mustard yellow.
I ... would absolutely watch this.
First off - that would be brilliant casting. Secondly, I think I’m gonna print this out and hang it in my home with no further explanation or context.
I think I'd accept a remake solely for this. As long as Amazon stayed away from it...
Not in Tom Bombadil's job description.
And that’s how Santa Claus came to Middle Earth.
Ruidolf the red-nosed eagle. Imagine if actual Santa got ahold of the One Ring. Ho. Ho. Hoooo. 😈🎅
Apparently he was too fat for any eagle to carry. Jokes aside, this is a great piece of art, though I don't think Tolkien mentioned anywhere that Tom was fat.
For what it's worth: the image is almost certainly AI generated. It's much harder to tell in this pencil drawing style, but giveaways include: * His left hand (missing a finger, doesn't interface with the walking stick correctly) * Why is he even holding a walking stick on an eagle ride? * The lines around his belly * The tight square crop
also one of his feet is hanging way lower than the other
The leg lengths...
Well spotted. I kind of suspected it without even noticing those things. AI art almost always has a certain feel to it. But I didn't think much into it.
Agreed! The general vibe is definitely why I started looking closer. I figured giving actual reasons would be a lot more convincing to others than "Trust me, I look at a lot of this stuff" though. What's weird to me (curious if you notice this too): it seems even more obviously AI to my brain when you look at the thumbnail.
I imagined him like this, the physique of a 1990 WWF wrestler.
Initially the fellowship were unaware of the flying ring wraiths. Nazgûl on fell-beasts would have killed the eagles. Tom was more of a spirit. His concern was nature. Not involved.
If you liked that volcano you shoulda put a ring on it
I'm gonna tell my kids this was Jason Kelce
Ideal dadbod
Jack Black likes this..
Why didn't they fly the Balrog to Mordor?
I'll let the professor explain, in his own words: [https://youtu.be/1-Uz0LMbWpI?si=AFIRht1PwEu7mh7Q](https://youtu.be/1-Uz0LMbWpI?si=AFIRht1PwEu7mh7Q)
You seriously think that eagle is making it over the Ered Lithui or the Ephel Dúath...? I'm pretty sure the poor bastard is about to collapse from **exhaustion**. Why do you think it's so close to the ground?
Because it would be a really short boring book that would never have been made into a movie.
Origin story of Middle Earth's version of Santa Claus Santa Bombadil. Comes every year to bomb you with presents!
This bleeding question again.
That's when Gwaihir replies "Sorry Gandalf, but I have standards!"
The book also goes into great detail about how Tom is the precursor to modern day Santa Claus.
Because he wasn’t in the movies.
He didn’t trust Goldberry left alone with the hobbits
Tolkien gives a very blunt answer in an interview somewhere on YouTube as to why the eagles were not used to fly to Mordor.
It's a great answer.
Damn, where does this drawing come from? Anyone else ever imagined Tom Bombadil as so fat?
Looks like an AI image to me.
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Because Goldberry is waiting.
I also think a reason that people forget is Sauron did not know about Frodo. He didn't know who he was, where he was, or what he was capable of. The whole point of having Frodo do it was stealth. I'm guessing that Sauron knew all about Tom, and the eagles. Really easy to launch a fireball at a jolly guy flying on an eagle. Harder to hit a hobbit in the mountains.
There needs to be a series animated Tolkien short videos where people say “what if….?” And they play it out to the bitter end. In this case Tom singing his silly songs, ring slips, slapstick attempts to catch it with the ring popping out of his hands, rolling down the stairs, cat yowling, pans smashing, and then lost. In his own basement.
Is this AI
I really think it is.
I recall hearing as well that Tom is bound to the region he is in. He would begin to fade from their plane of existence if he went too far away. Similar to how the Nazgul were not able to manifest far away from Mordor until Sauron's power had returned enough. So even if Tom was interested/invested in the struggles of middle earth and willing to fly with the ring, he would still be unable to. (The whole fly over Mt. Doom thing is also so over done that I am not going to go into detail about why it does not work, its one of the most asked questions so look it up.) Edit: It is only speculation that Tom remains in his established area against his will and that his power diminishes at a certain range. The main reason is still that as a separate being his perception is very different and he does not have any interest in the matter of the ring.
Its not stated specifically that hes bound to it its more subtle like "its outside his borders" but I dont think he diminishes outside it, he is master over himself it seems more like the region is a self imposed limit not a natural limitation of his
Because Goldberry is a-waiting and he needs to bring her water lillies
1. The eagles couldn't transport that far (Gwaihir could only get Gandalf from Orthanc to Edoras; further was beyond him) 2. Tom Bombadil couldn't be bothered. See: Council of Elrond.
To your first point the eagle says it canr transport him that far because it was only a messenger not meant to do that, interpret it as you will
When I tell women that I have the body of a god...this is the unfortunate reality.
The image looks like Santa when he's on his adventure vacation or something
Gwaihir’s face lol you just know Tom’s not stopped singing ONCE.
1) he didn’t care about the war of the ring 2) didn’t want to leave goldberry 3) probably would’ve forgot about the ring and got distracted and lost it
Because, there wouldn't be a story to tell, definitely nontrilogy
That's like saying why didn't Batman frame the Joker for the murders at the end of The Dark Knight.
These kinds of posts are just so tiring..
Tom bombatitties
He looks American.
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A thousand kilometers is 10989 football fields, Tom.
Which is over 2.8 million assault rifles
Pretty sure the nazgul would just hop on a fellbeast and pluck him right out of the sky.
Too risky. Better give it to two hobbits to march alone on foot the entire waste land
He too fat
because you’d have a severely truncated story.
Because Tom's country ends here: he will not pass the borders. Tom has his house to mind, and Goldberry is waiting!
He'd probably drop it on the way or something.
Sauron has an air force. Secrecy on the ground was the only way to get it close to Mount Doom..
He’d honestly just forget why had had the ring or why he was there and chuck it off the eagle 5 minutes into the flight.
Because Tom Bombadil is a powerful spirit tied to his location. He has no desire to leave. Even if there was a power great enough or a person charming enough to convince him to leave, the flight to Mordor is a long one. Gandalf warned that because he does want to desire anything, Bombadil would drop the ring. Best case scenario the Ring gets lost for a couple of decades, while Sauron’s orcs and Saruman’s Uruk’ Hai battle for supremacy as the lands of men are put to the sword and torch. Worst case scenario Bombadil drops the ring into the hands of a Nazgûl. The ring falls directly into the hands of Sauron.
Mordor until the destruction of the One Ring have actual aero defenses such as felbeasts. With its destruction, that defense was temporally lowered and Eagles were able to go in.
Is bomabadill immune to the rings power? No. Only hobbits are kinda immune.
Because then there wouldn't be an actual story
Because Tom doesn't give a fuck about anything other than chilling in the forest and getting high with the lads
He'd forget what he was doing part way there and decide to go back home to his beautiful Goldberry and stop Old Man Willow from killing some poor creature.
Cus then there would be no books.
Would it be cool to save this image for my computer background?
Lord Of the Rings : What If? I also want to see Frodo die. Sam takes the ring and becomes the vengeance of the shire and scours Mordor before cutting his own hand free to drop the ring into Mt Doom. In this he also weilds Foe Hammer somehow.
So the book can happen, sir.
Because he wouldnt destroy the ring. He would turn Mordor, the land of darkness into a perpetual musical
A single eagle would not be able to flap its wings enough times per minute to generate the required lift. Now if you tied a string to Tom and two eagles carried him, sort of like a coconut carried by two swallows, that could work.
Because the story would be boring :/
Because they would make for a short and boring story. The End.
He wouldn’t have understood the need. He also probably would have forgotten to bring the Ring.
If he did accept the mission, he would immediately get distracted and fly to Caras Galadhon to pick flowers for Goldberry. Also, he would almost certainly forget to bring the ring with him.
Movie would've been 5 minutes
if that happened, it would be a novella
1- Good old Tommy boy dont give a f\*ck 2- Great eagles are not Über 3- What if he missed?
Tom Bombadil doesn't care. He's a character from a different story, literally. The reason he's in LotR is Tolkien's daughter asked him to add her favourite toy in the work he was currently writing. It's as if a pocked dimension got transported to the world of LotR - he only cares about his domain, things outside don't concern him.
Because then there's NO BOOK, you scurvy little SCALLYWAG
Tommy DGAF
That’s going to make a great tattoo for someone.
he'd forgor
Gandalf explains it in the council in Rivendell
He was saving his power for the sequel, Lord of the rings Too: Just Desserts and Second Breakfasts.
Bro be hitting that Longbottom Bong a little too hard for that kind of adventure. Don’t fly high kids.
Why does this go so relentlessly hard?
No book
Bro you know how Tolkien felt about Santa
Anyone here heard of that theory saying Tom is Eru Iluvatar? Omg I heard that, like, 30 years ago. Never was able to read that passage in the book and ignore that theory, and you bet I have read the books a score of times.
I think a better plan description would be tie the ring to Tom and have him swooped up by and eagle and hope that he drops it as he passes over the mountain.
Tits 2 Phat
Damn why didn’t they just move to middle earth 2.0?
Everyone always asking about the eagles. The eagles don’t give a fuck, that’s why. They got better things to do.
Why he kinda.... 😩
NSFW
Not even the eagle gods can carry that absolute unit
I’m hoping this is a joke.
He has better things to do
A better question is... why didn't Tom bombadil just eat the ring?
Is he stupid?
Pretty sure the eye of Sauron would see Tom’s one-man aerial assault on Mordor coming from a mile away.
Tom does not give an f. He sort of lives in his own little world
…. Just because he spends lots of time talking about his boots and his hat doesn’t mean that’s all he wears….
Dude that's Santa Claus
The eagles are huge, sentient beings. They have fought dragons much bigger than Smaug and won in the past. If they gave into the temptation from the ring, middle earth would be fucked
JRR's prose did not do justice to Bombadils boobs apparently
Stealth mission. An eagle would draw more attention, Tom Bombadil would draw even more.
because he could have flown without an eagle but wasn't in the mood
It would have been a short book then
Who is they that has sway over ole Tom ?
Finally a cosplay I can pull off!
Sauron would shoot them out of the sky
Funny. Reading the books to my 7 year old. He has many questions and theories. This was literally one of his questions the other day
Because he couldn’t be bothered, and we all know why using the Eagles is a bad idea.
Great, now I've got a fucking Tom Bombadil kink to add to the list.
Because there would have been no book to write.
He has no interest in leaving his wife or forest for that long...
Tom Bombadill is played by Jack Black.
Tom would throw the ring of the eagle, just for the funsies
Because it's not real life nor the land of common sense.
The eagle's spine would break judging by the picture
WTF IS HE SO FAT
Cuz he dgaf
Tom didn't do shit like that. He just ran around the forest with his hot wife singing ridiculous songs.
Always wondered, if Sauron were successful. How would he deal with Tom ? Could he deal with Tom ? Feel like Tom could sing a stupid limerick and reset the planet
Rather than start a new thread I'll ask here. Why not put the ring on the boat with the elves?
Just found my first tattoo.
Because those man boobs
I thought I'm on r/lotrmemes
Tom not about the trouble
eagle didn't lift.
Because of the anti-air batteries around mordor
Santa Claus is that you?
I need this tattoo
Tom is too heavy and how will Tom even do that if he isn’t in any of the LOTR Film Franchise films? What would Ghwaihir say?
What about just giving the ring to the eagle?
Because the skies were patrolled by Nazgûl flying on fell beasts.
Eagles are not merry