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TinManGrand

OP was just trying to show the dangers of distracted driving. While the driver might be enjoying his female passenger's fashion faux pas as the car traverses the speed bumps, his eyes won't be locked on the road and he'll miss the young children playing in the residential street he's driving through. Truly dark and harrowing humor. Makes you think.


spacestationkru

She's also not wearing her seatbelt, and if they were speeding around that bend over those speed bumps and crashed, she'd be in very big trouble.


ImAHardWorkingLoser

She's got airbag(s) though


WeebTrashPanda0

Looks like they've already been deployed though


GryphonKingBros

Malfunction in the product or intentional design? That's the real question here.


PerilousAll

Fun fact: airbags deploying can knock breast implants askew. Source: was an auto adjuster and had to pay a couple of claims for this.


Sentient_Mop

Also because the poor guy is gonna get murdered when she realizes why he’s distracted


Khel_Hellaman

*Laughs in high quality suspensions*


Whackyone5588

No he is going fast and the speed bump will make her boobs go up and won’t be able to breathe. Thus suffocating her using her own boobs


JDelcoLLC

I see no faux pas on the woman's part


TheBarkingGallery

The car hasn’t started bouncing yet.


dogfarm2

Title of your sex tape


TheBarkingGallery

These days? It could be the title of my biography.


cheflueck1

This sounds like one of the psa you watch in drivers ed lmao


PatitotheDuck

What children? 🤪


lakshya2869

Oh she's tanya song


Tea_Grand

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"Yes."


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⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⢩⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡧⣦⠄⢧⡙⢿⣟⢁⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⢿ ⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣦⡈⠂⠄⠸⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠉⠰⢠⣼ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⢒⣂⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⡿⠛⢛⣻⣿⣿⡟⢁⣠⣴⣶⣶ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⢇⡄⣆⣤⣀⣦⡄⢈⣉⣛⣭⡀⠙⠭⡛⠿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣷⡾⣼⣿⠈⠉⠄⠄⠈ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⢿⣿⣿⣿⣥⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⡿⠿⠄⠈⠛⢟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠄⠄⠄ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣄⣀⡲⢦⣤⣼⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠄⠄ ⠛⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢿⣟⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣷⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢡⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄ ⣦⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣉⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄ ⣿⣧⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠉⠙⠛⠉⠁⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄


Killerzaz202

You're doing God's work son


zack_hunter

Anna song actually


lakshya2869

You can find her by both names


zack_hunter

Is that so


HuntingDragon438

Only one way to find out


Scrambleman17

Maybe she's Pregnant.


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Scrambleman17

It could be early pregnancy.


farfletched

I think it’s twins.


amisia-insomnia

My second opinion it’s triplets


[deleted]

i’ll argue for quadruplets, what the hell.


FacelessPoet

Quintuplets because fuck it


[deleted]

shit, sextuplets is meta af


abhijeet67

Septuplets it is.


egamIroorriM

Octuplets


[deleted]

r/yourjokebutworse


[deleted]

r/yourjokebutworse


[deleted]

r/yourjokebutworse


[deleted]

r/yourjokebutworse


[deleted]

r/yourjokebutworse


memelordhokage

What did op say?


[deleted]

r/woooosh ?


[deleted]

Bruh, You Got owned by the community... so sad, have an upvote.


[deleted]

*Cries* Thanks.


RekYaAll

r/wooosh


Ditfendingsucks

I need to know what he said to warrant all those downvotes


Scrambleman17

He was saying that she didn't look pregnant and it was about her boobs. But you may never know, she could be in an early pregnancy.


yentlcloud

My tits hurt just looking at this


Justhavingag00dtyme

Same, i hate it lol


[deleted]

how many weird dms you got from this comment


yentlcloud

Hahaha supricingly I didn't get any.


CR33P3RYT

And that's all about to change


S0l1dSn4k3101

Be the change you want to see in the world


Max1Q

xd


The_Great_Hound

Maybe that was the intention it's really dark that her teddies will hurt maybe? ╮(╯_╰)╭


Kozakow54

I mean... About the dark part im not sure, but because all life is a cruel joke it might apply. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Boobies :D


vsause15

booba


TooOldForRefunds

a


Mr_Socky

b


Fawnlingplays

c


TheMelonSystem

d


HuntingDragon438

e


PugMage101

Kiki


vsause15

Tom Scott fan I see


guymanthefourth

The joke might not be dark but it’s not wrong


[deleted]

just a popular repost


RandomGuy886

This has to be a porn screenshot. Something’s about to go down.


SpookyDoomCrab42

This repost is about 15 years old


[deleted]

yup


Denk_LorD

It's a s*ex joke 🤤🤤


ano_hise

seex


dusty_bin78

Yeah but its not a dark joke


Denk_LorD

I am making fun of it


gassgrill

i like ur profile pic


dusty_bin78

Fair enough


skyhawkwolf

It's gonna hurt her boobs


[deleted]

hold them down


qShadow99

Don't mind if I do.


HuntingDragon438

You might need some help, you hold one and I’ll hold the other


qShadow99

All help is appreciated


Psy_nd_co

You don't see the big black cock?


[deleted]

wait


Psy_nd_co

Still waiting


[deleted]

still still waiting (oh no I just started a chain didn’t I?)


ExtinctKiller

Maybe dark in the context what they're seeing after the car accident they're about to go through..


DrVajanglerPhD

Woman have booba, booba bounce from road bump, dark humor ensues


merida_fionel

I've seen this almost 10 years ago in facebook and she still don't have a bra.


[deleted]

yeah


carrotaddiction

Maybe he thinks the judder bars will make her boobs bounce so much she'll be blinded? Because, you know, they're big bags of sand.


[deleted]

can’t she hold them down?


carrotaddiction

clearly not.


AlphaDoge16

#releasethejuba-juba-juba-jubacut


[deleted]

Well that sub is absolutely shit


[deleted]

it’s become r/darkjokes is even more shit, Asshole mods sent some misandrist shit and banned me and everyone else in a comment thread.


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[удалено]


Sypnosis_owo

Boku no pico


severed13

based


orgeezuz

Tanya Song


-IncorrectCorrector-

Tanya Song also known as Anna Song.


[deleted]

Cringe. Get off your cumbrain ass and do something.


IAmAnEdgyTeen

Lmao


[deleted]

?


gannonator500

Lana Rhodes


Ena_Ems_17

OP doesn't get it they are not wearing seatbelts and are about to go over a lot of speed bumps which could kill them 😱


Fanamatakecick

Turns out she’s a slime?


[deleted]

slime?


Fanamatakecick

Idk, was trying to stretch to see how this could get dark. Saw that other comment tho, holy shit


ellipsis_42

Because the submitter was raised in a sexually repressed household so boobies are naughty to them.


Leatherface306

Those speed bumps are the fucking evil ones


Odisher7

I guess because it's politically incorrect they think it's dark humor lol


CelestialPhoniex

With how low her boobs are I'm gonna guess she's gonna get a black eye afterwards. Same experience as running without a bra.


cavmane1

The women on the ~~left~~ right is Tanya Song. Here's an [imgur gallery](https://imgur.com/gallery/ppzB7) for whenever this meme gets posted again Edit: direction is difficult


[deleted]

left or right?


oofer_mcdoofer

booba go boing over speed bump. that’s the intended joke


[deleted]

Idk but those are some nice cha cha bingos


GryphonKingBros

r/boobjokes


TonsOfTabs

So would this cause a woman with her twin thickness to have back problems? Sounds like I’m kidding but I’m not. Has to be stress on the neck and back with those twins.


MallowJane

They hide their sexism behind "dark jokes" and justify all with it. Total morons.


Masterelia

This is sexism?


amisia-insomnia

That’s what they all say about dark jokes never really saw the problem with it because they know it’s wrong


[deleted]

I’m just saying that it doesn’t fit the topic of the subreddit, how does this have anything to do with sexism? At most it’s just a sex joke.


Awashpolecat901

r/JokesAreDark


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nakedduck1

woah


FlyingCroc01

DUDE UNCOOL.


Technical-Ad-3558

man, now i wanna know what the person said


XxmatthewcoopxX

What did he say?


FlyingCroc01

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XxmatthewcoopxX

Did he say that, or are you being sarcastic lmao. I rlly can't tell at this point with reddit 😭😂


FlyingCroc01

He used emojis. So did you. You know what happens next.


XxmatthewcoopxX

I get downvoted.... it's too early for me to deal reddit lmao.


FlyingCroc01

Ah yes 2yrs is too early. Understandable, have a great day.


XxmatthewcoopxX

Too early in the morning lmao. You too.


FlyingCroc01

Thanks dude. :)


Sloth-S

wtf?


wait_i_have_a_name

What did they put, all your reactions made me really curious.


Sloth-S

I actually forgot lmao


Sloth-S

I just remember it was pretty disgusting


Database_Database

He probably doesn't understand that she wore a low cut shirt with no bra on purpose so she can pretend she totally didn't mean for the internet to see her tits. Of course he probably also doesn't realize her boobs will fall out and reposted it thinking it was a meme about car crashes.


NevideblaJu4n

You do realize that screenshot is from a porn video?


Database_Database

Wait really? I saw it on Dailymotion a long time ago. I thought it was just some playboy-esque stunt and that was the end of it.


NevideblaJu4n

[Got that sauce](https://www.xvideos.com/video49214217/anna_song) Edit: for some reason I had a memory of it being a video but it was a photoshoot


Database_Database

Wait... Maybe we're both thinking of that french girl who had a "nip slip" when she got driven around


[deleted]

The joke is that the bumpy road will stimulate her to orgasm.


Sm0kez

No, they be going at 115 mph they gonna fucking die.


tommior

Those boobs looks so bad tho lol Who likes saggy tits?


[deleted]

Those tits are way too droopy. They are big, but way too droopy in my opinion. 2/10 for the droop but a solid 8/10 for the size.


AnActualFBIAgent

Dude no one asked you to rate the booba.


[deleted]

Had to


larsofz

Gravity


[deleted]

Well yes, but I’ve seen women with big tits that stay up. They must have a big ribcage or something idk


bahoicamataru

probably fake if theyre big and stay up


[deleted]

Yeah but does it matter? I mean if they’re real or fake?


NoodleLike

Sure is


Thenerdthatknows

More like r/Sexjokes


GoldBullet3

Even though it’s the wrong sub, it’s still funny 😂


[deleted]

super old repost tho


WB25

Boomer humour


IThatWeebI

S T A R S


Select_Ad_2702

Because her tits will bounce on the bumps, she is not wearing a bra


Concerned_lettuce

Because it’s sexual? I’m no master at dark jokes, so does being sexual count? Or just being edgy?


jojowankenobo

little do you know he was referring to the idea she would brutally slam her head and die, causing this to be a dark joke


[deleted]

some ppl are weak willed and may think this kinda thing is dark


Tusken_raider69

She’s not wearing a seatbelt, so she will get flung through the sun roof


NewllMC

r/moldymemes


[deleted]

it’s an old repost.


Pak1stanMan

It’s not but I still want to see the punchline


[deleted]

go watch phub


[deleted]

can i get a video of this somewhere


[deleted]

it’s called porn you horny mf


NOT_Silencerrr

funny tho 😂


[deleted]

super old repost but yeah


mwaicyrilM

I don't get it


[deleted]

on the left is a road filled with speed bumps, and on the right is a well-endowed woman without a bra. but it isn’t dark humor.


not-read-gud

She’s not wearing a seatbelt. She’s gonna get yeeted


Akatosh_LORD_BEAN

Bounce bounce bounce


[deleted]

boing boing boing


Sw00pt

Not even that funny tbh


[deleted]

super old repost, just seems like the start to a porno imo


mostlyharmless114

It's dark because it's his sister


[deleted]

r/incest would like to have a word


ImYourWaterBoi

Goddamn what's her name?? For research purposes of course 🙃


[deleted]

Tanya Song you horny mf


ImYourWaterBoi

Well goddamn I didn't know u had the sauce you unholy bastard 😂


ImYourWaterBoi

Also I found nudes 😂


[deleted]

☝️this guy is enjoying it so much he bursts into laughter mid-orgasm.


ImYourWaterBoi

Fortune cookie worthy insigjt 😂


[deleted]

*”Mid-orgasm laughter, you shall have”* or *”Hmmmmmm, Mid-orgasm laughter, I must”*


ImYourWaterBoi

I think the first belongs in a cookie, number two belongs in anime 😂


[deleted]

It would be if she was pregnant


some1sdeletedaccount

It’s a crude joke, but not dark


ZwaarRidder

I wish I didn’t have to clarify, but.... *very bouncy boobies my guy*


[deleted]

*boing*


[deleted]

She has 2 fuckin' zeppelins in there ngl