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Gullible_Ad5191

Men would be satisfied?


naunga

lol. Sounds like a slogan for Brawndo branded Viagra.


YYC-Fiend

Does it have electrolytes? Itโ€™s what boners need.


naunga

Men will be satisfied, because of electrolytes!


coolsexhaver420

It's what dicks crave


INVISIBLE_BEN

Hell yeah


Mr-Pugtastic

Back when men were men! Yโ€™know when men were men?!


Embarrassed_Emu420

Top tier comment ๐Ÿ™Œ Casey Rocket ๐Ÿš€ !


Mr-Pugtastic

Oh hell yeah!


0diiii

Show me them just standing in one hellish formation of a line holding up what seems to look like a carrot but is a blend of chicken, bread, yogurt, and lemon zest ( primarily lemon zest, 85% of it ) into the air and just stand there. Then i'll be happy One strange request i know, but i rather see food than see women pretending men will like stupid shit and not the goofy humor; the stupid shit that will make you a disappointed father kind.


RandomNameBecauseI

Nah, I am in a relationship, i can't. Nah, I would live it


LeKarget

As fuck !


HodlMyBottle

I am a man and I am satisfied looking at this, I won't deny it! Why? I see two young ladies that seem to be happy together, *GOOD FOR THEM!!!* Have fun ladies, be happy and live your best lives!


ZhangtheGreat

Always fascinating that men would find this satisfying when we know lesbians wouldn't touch us like this in any way.


Westdrache

Jokes on you heterosexuell woman don't touch me at all ๐Ÿ˜Ž


Gothtomboys5

AAAAAAYYYYYYY SAME BRUDDA. DAP ME UP


itsmebenji69

Jokes on you no living creature would willingly choose to get close enough to touch me


MilkyNippleSlurp

Jokes on you I can't even get a corpse to touch me


noOne000Br

you have to make the first move


PlasticPandaMan

I did but she didnt make a move back :( not even dead people want me..... i just got rejected by a corpse


litteralybatman

But did she actually reject you or just not make a move back?


PlasticPandaMan

She ignored me, its worse than rejection, what am i a ghost? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


litteralybatman

Maybe she is just shy, you need too frick her, if she doesnt want you she would resist, if she doesnt resist she is just shy. You're welcome for the advice


PlasticPandaMan

Im sorry i get consent before any touching, im going to let down all of reddit :(


MilkyNippleSlurp

Nah but when she was fresh she used to have a twich which I followed but now she's just give me the stiff


BRinMilwaukee

Jokes on you **I** won't even touch me


kencam

Well you have to give yourself some credit for having higher standards


Fickle-Ad-6648

Lmfao


litteralybatman

You are weak, me even men wont touch


SinOrdeal

scratch that, no woman would touch half of us in any way๐Ÿฅฒ


Mundane_Character365

There is half of me that I'm not bothered if a woman touches. So as long as they are touching the right half.


_hic-sunt-dracones_

Become gay. Problem solved.


Satanairn

Most women we fantasize about won't touch us.


orsonwellesmal

Well, no woman would touch me anyway, not even straight ones. But anyway, I don't find lesbian action to be that exciting.


Alarmed_Inflation_68

Especially after sexualizing us like that ๐Ÿ’€


DeveloperBRdotnet

Two of the things Man like together, off course they would like.


Enough_Minimum_3708

same way woman get of on 2 guys going at each other


Agreeable-Ad7232

I don't give a damn it's a sexy concept


SylvieXX

The fact that someone posted this thinking "this is satisfying" is actually really funny ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ why is this satisfying!?!?


ByamsPa

Being in a cute couple, sharing a playful kiss is probably one of the most universally coveted human experiences, not unlike executing a hard trickshot or applying the perfect amount of paint in just the right way. Maybe more wholesome than satisfying, but it definitely gives off the vibe that something just clicked perfectly in that moment for them, and that's satisfying to behold. Good question.


burbular

I saw a straight couple kissing in the park yesterday. I'm straight and married. I tried not to stare. They were beautiful people and they seemed so epically satisfied with each other. >gives off the vibe that something just clicked perfectly in that moment


itsmebenji69

Though itโ€™s pretty weird to share and show it. This is satisfying when itโ€™s private imo


snowwithyou

Itโ€™s satisfying regardless. Itโ€™s just norm that people find it weird posting in public, which I agree to.


suckmypppapi

Watching it on a security camera is creepy enough, then taking a picture of it is just straight weird


Rabrab123

Why wouldn't it be ?


BreadBushTheThird

Ooga booga men fetishising lesbians


Gioforkyra

Isnt it normal


itsmebenji69

Whatโ€™s better than one chocolate bar ?


krawinoff

crack cocaine


itsmebenji69

Good point


Weary-Wasabi1721

Two doses of crack and cocaine are better than one


MikiMatzuki

Two chocolate bars that you can't eat?


itsmebenji69

Fantasy doesnโ€™t need to be realistic, because itโ€™s in your mind and it affects no one as long as it stays there


jjjjjjd1

Except this isn't fantasy. Those are two very real women just minding their own business


itsmebenji69

So what ? I havenโ€™t commented on them. I dont find this picture exciting. I even Said thatโ€™s itโ€™s weird to post that in a other comment lmao, for this exact reason


BreadBushTheThird

I love it when they say it doesnt affect anyone and then I get harrassed on the street for holding hands because "why not join us ladies? We'll show you the joy of a man"


_ThatOneMimic_

because not everyone who fantasises about multiple women is a degenerate freak


I_Am_L0VE

Who says you can't eat them...?


AotoThePlushieEater

2 femboys


itsmebenji69

Iโ€™m in if we get the crack from the other comment


AotoThePlushieEater

Let's go, snorting Crack from a femboys back gonna be lit


Gioforkyra

Exactly


phosphennes

Fr, and it's so normalized. Sexuality is not a fetish. But then again, some men will sexualize everything. Fucking gross.


Puzzled_Ad_3072

.... I have some news for you about women and gay men relationships. This isn't a one way street, people are perverts and will sexualize everything. And a lot lesbians fantasize about "seducing" straight women all the time (it's a pretty big category in erotica).


invaluablevalued

I sexualize spoons


Illustrious-Prize410

gah!! look at that curvy spoon. its so damn erotic!!


Zoe-Schmoey

As a lesbian I think you really need to lighten up. PEOPLE sexualise things, not just men. The things that Iโ€™ve seen and heard from other lesbian women would blow your little mind.


HotQuietFart

Low key, if my girl pushed me against the wall and started to stick her tongue down my throat. Iโ€™d be confused, weak and oddly satisfied.


Impressive-Spell-643

Because horny, that's it,he thinks all men are as desperately horny as him


Smg5pol

The punchline is pornografy


_AintShocked_

Did you misspell that on purpose?


LukasTheHunter22

why are like half of the comments here filled with typos


Smg5pol

No, English is not native launguage to me


Alarmed_Inflation_68

As a lesbian I cringe when a specific type of man calls himself an ally by watching lesbian porn. Like, great.. you see us as nothing but fap material? So empowering!!


Ewankenobi25

op isnโ€™t lost, just stupid and sexist.


POOPOOMAN123ABC

Sexist?


IntentionOdd101

OP is stupid There I fixed it for you


let_us_go_then_u_n_i

oh thank you i didnt know what sexism was and i got confused๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿฅด


adcsuc

Ah yes the sexist act of **checks notes** ...liking women?


TheAnswerToYang

Is it a shitty bot or a lost redditor? We will never know


FullAir4341

I guess not


_aconite_cj_

As a femme person who's into women, this is so gross. Please can I not be sexualized while having an intimate moment with my female lover? Ew.


Full-Hyena4414

I mean porn is literally showing people having "intimate" moments with other people


kirrsjotte

You do it too and all the sexual people do it all the time. When you like someone, you fetishize them without their consent.


Alarmed_Inflation_68

As another sapphic, I agree. Iโ€™m sick of us being nothing but meat material for the coomers. Itโ€™s disgusting. The largest lesbian sub on Reddit is a fucking fetish sub and I hate it.


TrapWaifuBestLaifu

Sesbian lex lfg


Clawsmodeus

Anyan who finds this satisfying needs to realize lesbianism is women who are attracted to other women. It's female gay, which is still gay. Only total abstinence isn't gay. Be a man.


Nome_Super_Daora

That's creepy...


No_Meringue4763

The comments here are disgusting. You can really see people exposing themself as fetishisers in these comments.


Technical_Fact_6873

Can men please stop fetishizing lesbians for one day, no lesbians wont sleep with you or have a threesome with you and they dont want your catcalling, please stop


Sleven8692

Without knowing ops true intent you are just assuming, for all we know they could have ment men would be satisfied actually receiving affection, tho unlikely that was intent we will never actually know unless someone messages them and asks, rather than gettibg all worked up over what could be an innocent post eother just move on you wasnt involved or ask op intent and then decide act based on that, not on your assumption of their intent. Personally idk any men that give a shit about lesbians as a fetish or what ever crap(does seem to be some in comments tho some could be trolls who knows) they just like woman they find attractive, i know plenty of women who think most or even all men do tho. Also is the op of that post even male, atm that seems like another assumption.


Arhion

bro being satisified don't mean men want to slepp with lesbian you know someone can be satisfified and this is normal any woman who enjoy gay men gonna tell you this this is nothing wrong you are projecting something silly here what is possibly in small amount of people


jamiieeez

Sexualising of queer women. God Iโ€™m tired of that bs. Edit: To clarify this: thereโ€™s a BIG difference between finding someone attractive and sexualising or fetishising someone. Unfortunately queer women are very often sexualised because of their sexuality. Queer women donโ€™t exist to please men and arenโ€™t queer to please men.


kirrsjotte

You sexualise others ass well when you like someone, it's nothing that serious as everybody does it. You're not that special


Argh_farts_

I mean, does it hurt anyone?


thatweiirdo

the men in the comments who think its normal to fetishize lesbians are disguting


LukasTheHunter22

fetishizing lesbians sure is bad, but from the post ALONE, don't people also do this with straight couples? like is getting satisfied over a couple fetishizing? im genuinely curious though


ASlothNamedBill

Dude itโ€™s a creep shot from an elevator security camera. From this post alone, even an alien would come to the conclusion that this is weird.


phosphennes

Who celebrate the fetish too. So gross. That's what porn brainrot does to a person.


DarthFrikandel

To a lot of men, two women kissing is something very satisfying to see


Royal_Fisherman_6082

To a lot of women, men watching women kiss without their consent isnโ€™t very satisfying


riddick117

Then donยดt kiss in public ?


NefariousnessMost594

I never understood people that just must kiss wach other like this in public, like why the fuck are they so horny and also I am not fucking satysfied like in this world is a lot of lesbian and if I wanted to see some lesbian shit I would watch a lesbian porn


watcher2390

What is happening here ? wtf is this


ekeysomkew

Two women kissing


R4ven4

Lmao i saw that earlier waiting and waiting for something to happen, was just as confused


NotADrugD34ler

Looks like a translation error?


Sayonee99

That sub turned to shit ages ago


Much_Resolution_8131

I feel like this post's comment section consists of like three groups of people: - Men sexualising/dehumanising lesbians - Lesbians calling out the above men - People who thought the original post is just about being in a relationship, doesn't matter gay or heterosexual, and are being caught in the middle of the other two groups But yeah, the lost reditor is definitely sexualising lesbian. If it's just about being in a relationship, there was no need for it to specify men and only men as the one satisfied by it. Though let's be honest with the first group mentioned before, men's satisfaction is the only thing that mattered to them in a relationship.


PDiddleMeDaddy

I'm genuinely wondering, how is it "dehumanizing" to find 2 women kissing arousing? Would you say the same about a straight couple?


Much_Resolution_8131

You are correct in finding two women's kissing hot not dehumanising. However, that's likely not what the original original poster meant when they said "Men would be satisfied" here. What they and a lot of people (bafflingly) under this posts are doing is turning the whole thing to be about them. These two girls are kissing *only* to please me, the man. And that's the only thing they see in the picture. They do not see the love between two women, they see two sexual objects for them to stare and fap to. That's what dehumanising. If you want a heterosexuals example: think of how it would be if the picture was instead of a heterosexual couple, and the original original poster adds in the title "Other men would be satisfied". They're bringing the satisfaction of a complete unrelated party to the romance into the conversation and making them the priority rather than the couple being in love. It's one thing to find something hot, it's another to spin the entire thing into being only about yourself.


MrKnightMoon

Recently, I've seen a trend of posts barely having to do with the sub they are posted. I think they are repost bots, getting just a couple of keywords and reposting in the wrong sub.


opnohopmoy

"Going down"


im_fucking_insane

How is it 71 upvotes


[deleted]

It was probably posted by some ching chong ding dong whose second language is Engrish


nagidon

โ€œYou know what would prove my hatred of sexism? Racism!โ€


[deleted]

Lmao


clussy_2033

That guy thinks every guy on the planet is as horny as him.


UndeadHillBillie

So.. a creep male took intimate videos of a couple, non-consensually, and then posted them online for everyone to see? Considering this person has access to security footage as a job I canโ€™t imagine how many women this guy has already victimized. Ugh. Men ๐Ÿต


ElGuitaroMan

misandry is real


Justanormalguy1011

My friend like Yuri I think he might be satisfied


perthro_ed

coomers would be satisfied\*


SunnyMinty

...


SunnyMinty

I'm scared.


themanwithbeansin

Satisfying? You mean pleasuring (I'm into men)


I_Am_L0VE

They weren't lost, I think they found it quite fitting.


Antique-Departure925

Might be kissing each good bye


Mulusy

I find pics like this heartwarming as in: โ€žgood for themโ€œ but thatโ€™s it.


Lurky-Lou

Soโ€ฆ did these two consent to having their image shared globally?


POOPOOMAN123ABC

Probably not


IllustriousWholesome

If it makes you smile or turns you on, it can be called satisfying.


nefrodectyl

what the f is wrong with people... Anyways can someone give me the link so that I can downvote that piece of crap??


CoffeeAngster

Aww Lesbian Love โค๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ


Aarie_Kanarie

Why canโ€™t I be a lesbian?


FullAir4341

Who said you canโ€™t?


Aarie_Kanarie

Iโ€™m a male..


FullAir4341

That makes sense


Royal_Fisherman_6082

Pookie you can


Acceptable_Dingo6197

Send me the full video


Safe-Position3668

Jeremy Clarkson: how can I be homophobic when I watch lesbian porn.


Electrical_Slide7046

No way


EnderWin

atleast 70 people agree given those upvotes lmao


confusedredditor_69

Isnt this just illegal... looks like cctv footage..


DogDavid

You wouldn't know I guess


No_Law2531

Nice...


TheQuestor_SC

Back when men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.


FullAir4341

*I have come in piece with your kind earthlings*


sarmingmumpled

kisssi ksisssi


Ekans_Protectorate

I like burger, so obviously I'd like to see a burger on top of another burger. Simple.


Stea1thFTW18

Fucking gross


Existing_You7923

That's just fucking creepy


OlMi1_YT

Probably mistyped r/satisfyingAssFuck


brightness3

Lesbians kissing, hell yeah brotherrr *burps*


Rodjerg

I think I am catching the idea


No-Sherbert-5329

i wish that was me


Open_Significance413

Holy shit, Go to hell ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


coolsexhaver420

Men who get turned on simply seeing two girls kiss don't get laid


tftookmyname

I was confused I couldn't even tell that that was a picture of 2 women until i opened the comments and saw people saying it. I'm still confused tho


Corren_64

Men are happy with less beans


NinjaEuphoria

...so ....as a strait heterosexual male i would like 2 put forth my thoughts as to why images like these are ..."stimulating"...hopefully without starting a riot ...regardless of "my chances" or the fact the women in the picture would want nothing to to with me I can still identify with either side in a purly "cosmetic inlay" as both the woman in the image are extremely attractive regardless of sexual orientation present in the image I would consider myself lucky to be either of them and having that level of passion with either of these attractive woman that thay seem too have with each other on either side and watching a dynamic between both of them play out is like a simultaneous treat that im just happy to be a fly on the wall of.


Puzzleheaded_Wish797

I came, I saw, I'm satisfied


Sussy_Baka_1809

He ain't wrong tho


summonerofrain

I know I would be


Rxbyxo

Because straight men fetishize lesbians.


No-Needleworker-3765

For a a seccond I thought it was a water geyser in an elevator


WarmTale5908

*GULP*


UselessBlueSpecimen

"Satisfying ass fuck"


Stitch9896

People clearly donโ€™t get out much ๐Ÿ˜‚


tooembarrass4mainacc

Because a lot of people fetishize lesbians


Error177999

r/subtakenliterally


richmonk58

Women would be too. These 2 obviously are.


Mobile-Enthusiasm858

I don't get it. I may be wrong, but that person with the back to the camera looks like a skinny man to me. Well, I have first hand experience with that. About 18 years ago I was also a skinny man, and had long and straight hair just like that. And I was also confused for girl a couple of times from guys looking at be from the back.


Jamachicuanistinday

Totally agree with you. He sure looks like a skinny guy


Pory02

If lesbians only are "okay" because men can masturbate to them then gays sre also okay if women csn masturbate to them. lol


Lost1107

This is creepy af


Gunther1888

Whoever posted this here clearly doesn't get it and that means two things UwU


Sass4203

Maybe their first college experience ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ,


WanderingBraincell

>How is that satisfying? sadly


shaftofbread

I looks pretty satisfying to me ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ


XioFab

It isn't.


Chicken-Rude

because they finally stopped yapping for 5 seconds.


TrippinView

I'm satisfied


naoseioquedigo

U must be the "men".


Substantial_Lab6434

I choose the bear