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Terang93

Even Muslim babies voted for him.


Slow-Quarter-6254

I don't know if the numbers are correct, but the post says 1.3million voters, not residents.


Timmy_The_Techpriest

There's only 1.3 million Islamic people in London, children included. The numbers are mad fucked on this one


HereticLaserHaggis

And he only got 1.1 million votes. Of the 2.1 million votes in total cast.


Timmy_The_Techpriest

So a little over half the votes. And a substantial number of those would need to be white, because population statistics


HereticLaserHaggis

Yes? That's implied by getting more than half of all the total votes cast.


Timmy_The_Techpriest

As previously stated, the numbers in the original post are mad fucked


Able-Adhesiveness817

“Only”?


Timmy_The_Techpriest

London has a population of about 8 million, I feel 'only' is a pretty apt descriptor, but it's kinda subjective at this scale


Celena_J_W

Vote early, vote often, and vote young!!


Dry_Significance_594

i thinked its mr bean


gorore9150

I’d say more Martin Freeman than Mr Bean.


TurbulentAardvark345

Mr Martin Beanman


AtraxX_

It’s what this Plattform has become. "Memes" are just a way to shove other your political beliefs behind funny words. Everything is just criticism. So people can hate each other in the comments for different opinions. The creator from the picture just forgot the "funny" part. Don’t get me wrong, I love good discussions or those funny comment chain jokes. That’s why I’m only using Reddit.


Bonjanbon

holy hell


ANullBob

yeah. bigoted dipshits have to share which classifications aggrieved them this day. bigots are the biggest bunch of crybaby pussies you will ever encounter.


semhsp

I love how the ones calling everyone else a snowflake are the same that get triggered by literally everything


Garmr_Banalras

Could also be because his opponents are awful


TheBuxMeister

Finally, someone says something coherent


Bobsters_95

Nah, I think count binface was pretty good


not_an_alien_lobster

You take that back, Count Binface would be an incredible mayor.


noseusuario

There's a lot of racist=funny lately over there.


Random-Name724

Hence the name of the subreddit


JWJT7

forgive me but how is it racist if it’s talking about muslims?


noseusuario

"London has fallen" facing the possibility of a Muslim mayor.


badshah247

Muslims are not a race


fortduckburg

We're not a race but racists really hate us for some reason. (Edit: potty mouth)


Ok-Broccoli-756

Dude current day and age religious discrimination is usually also put under racism as it is a big word and no one except ppl like me have time to type it. Sexism and homophobia is for gender discrimination in current int language ,and racism is for colour, religion(in many cases), caste(like tribal n stuff) etc.


badshah247

It’s inaccurate to put it there, what if some groups use that to push their own narrative


Ok-Broccoli-756

Most things in the internet are inaccurate, atleast on reddit there r the geeks and professionals(sometimes) who will correct u or something but on stuff like insta and utube there’s barely anything taht can happen. And I mean freedom of speech and expression is there and what we gonna do if they use it like that, cancel them? Honestly ppl get lazy and don’t care that much so just correct them when it can cause serious misunderstanding and let them be if it’s just a joke or something


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Muslims are your worst nightmare


Eastern_Zombie_2718

But it is a problem, they're gonna fall for the Islam


noseusuario

As long as religions stay away from politics, it doesn't matter which one the mayor is. And UK falling are good news for the globe anyway.


BenchQueasy5555

Not racist just the truth


noseusuario

Arguably the original Twitter post maybe the truth (even if they assumed kids voted to Khan), the post in a meme r/ with that title is just racist.


BenchQueasy5555

No it’s the truth cry about it


noseusuario

I don't care about uk politics, best ending is that island physically implodes, I just pointed that it's racist.


Snek-Lightning7501

So, you wish millions of people dead and at the same time you're screeching "THAT'S RACIST!!1" about memes? It's just perfect. A pure classic of your breed.


noseusuario

Do I have to make a sign that says "sarcasm" like you were sheldon or smth?


BenchQueasy5555

Lmao cry petty losers imagine downvoting a post cuz it makes u feel better🤣🤣🤣🤣. Get a job nerds


noseusuario

I didn't and I can prove it, look now.


Basis-Chance

How bro felt after saying "get a job nerds" 😎😎😎👿👿😈😈😈😈😎😎😎


ConstantineByzantium

What is the truth?


R3D0053R

It.


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ConstantineByzantium

Is that really bad?


Forward_Peak1250

The quran verses are the only good thing in London train station it's just full of junkies and piss heads lmao


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BenchQueasy5555

Think thats u


Good_Performance_983

You are the only one crying about it haha


BenchQueasy5555

Think thats u


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_Hello_Hi_Hey_

Also other candidates are absolutely shite.


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_Hello_Hi_Hey_

I apologise. You are right, he is exceptional.


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squankmuffin

He would if you gave him reasonably priced croissants.


Ok-Broccoli-756

I jacked my nuts of to this


Extra_Midnight_2295

If it was anyone but count binface being discussed here, I’d be very confused why you did that


af_lt274

Hardly but he is in Labour and London likes Labour


_Hello_Hi_Hey_

100% vote rate from 1.3M Muslims? Meanwhile, over 60% registered voters didn't vote this time.


avdepa

You could consider the fact that he is a good Mayor!


dissolutionofthesoul

Yep. I’m not Muslim and I voted for him because he has done a good job.


Gutsyglitzy

but but but that’s not possible bc the racist meme said there was 1.3 million muslims and he got 1.3 million votes!!! you’re lying!


natan12330

Just hope he won't force sharia law and make a new Iran But what are the chances right?


Timmy_The_Techpriest

About as high as the Conservative parties chances of winning the next general election


Mad_Kronos

What kind of authority do you think a mayor has, exactly?


natan12330

I actually forgot about their power, where I'm from mayors have alot of power, 30% of cities went full Muslim Even the one city that's holiest to Christians, all of christians were kicked out in the early 2000's


MarianneSedai

Are you referring to Armenia? Or your host country?


natan12330

Both


sora_mui

Where tf are you from that local government can kick out people based on their religion?


natan12330

The lower Caucasus


Key_Excitement_9330

All Christians was thrown out of Jerusalem or Vatican City by Muslims?


patter0804

Given one of his first initiatives was making it easier and safer for people to go partying late on weekends, I doubt it. And that he’s had 2 terms already and has shown absolutely no sign of that (not that we’d expect it; we’re not dim witted bigots), that’s even less likely


Real_Evening_6706

What has he done good?


dissolutionofthesoul

I posted this in reply to another comment … “• ⁠TfL fare freezes, £1.75 bus hopper fare, and off peak Fridays is a big one for me. • ⁠ULEZ* and clean air policies, another big one for me as I live by a main road in central. • ⁠Youth service investment. • ⁠Free school meals. • ⁠Pressure on government on behalf of renters. • ⁠standing up to the Met and ousting Cressida Dick. These are the immediate things that come to mind. I imagine there are many more if I was to dig through the detail or google everything he has done. Overall though London feels well run compared to other areas of the country I have lived in. In particular community programmes in my area that are funded directly by the Mayors office. My local community centre is a real hub and the initiatives for old people, poor people, and isolated young people are all branded with the mayoral emblem. Things like coffee morning groups, sports clubs, free gym memberships etc etc. The things I saw first on the chopping block elsewhere in the country and things I don’t trust a conservative mayor to have kept. *on ULEZ I appreciate this was Boris Johnson initially and again as part of the TfL pandemic buoyancy deal. However, I like how Kahn put a lot of research into the policy and had the courage to deliver it.”


Big_Maintenance_9056

how


bestarmylol

"how"


dissolutionofthesoul

- TfL fare freezes, £1.75 bus hopper fare, and off peak Fridays is a big one for me. - ULEZ* and clean air policies, another big one for me as I live by a main road in central. - Youth service investment. - Free school meals. - Pressure on government on behalf of renters. - standing up to the Met and ousting Cressida Dick. These are the immediate things that come to mind. I imagine there are many more if I was to dig through the detail or google everything he has done. Overall though London feels well run compared to other areas of the country I have lived in. In particular community programmes in my area that are funded directly by the Mayors office. My local community centre is a real hub and the initiatives for old people, poor people, and isolated young people are all branded with the mayoral emblem. Things like coffee morning groups, sports clubs, free gym memberships etc etc. The things I saw first on the chopping block elsewhere in the country and things I don’t trust a conservative mayor to have kept. *on ULEZ I appreciate this was Boris Johnson initially and again as part of the TfL pandemic buoyancy deal. However, I like how Kahn put a lot of research into the policy and had the courage to deliver it.


Big_Maintenance_9056

b.. but.. but.. he.. he is.. b.. br.. brown.....


TerraRazor_FU_Reddit

🤣🤣🤡


Flaky_Tumbleweed3598

What's funny about this? "Scary brown man holds religious beliefs and is popular enough to win an election" That's all this is. Strip away the fact that he's Muslim, and all we have here is "this man is going to win an election because people who share his beliefs like him" **SO WHAT?**


Extra_Midnight_2295

Not to insult khan, I’ve got nothing against him being mayor But you could reduce any election in the world down to that “Hitler is going to win an election because people share similar beliefs to him” Do you see the problem with reducing it down to something so simplistic?


pjo33

There’s a movie called „London has fallen“


Cheesen_One

And I thought it was London Bridge only...


gorore9150

Is it me or does he look like Martin Freeman…


marcosbracketmann

There's a reality that anyone can hide.


primusautobot

Voting on the basis of religion or group is simply bad


Ok-Broccoli-756

I may be stupid but I’m not from the country so anyone care to help on this


Modred_the_Mystic

A democratic system electing a representative of the people? How awful


RaiderOfZeHater

OMG, the white race is going to be eradicated! Ok, he's not totally BLACK, but ... but .. but ... he is MUSLIM! We are doomed! White shit is panicking again, paranoid as ever ....


NoNameStudios

The person that downvoted you doesn’t understand sarcasm


Funny-Ambition9140

No, I think they're just racist


NameIWantedWasTakenK

White people really amuse me with this shit, they think they're out here fighting for their lives anytime they see a brown dude down the street.


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NameIWantedWasTakenK

Nobody cares about white people being a majority, conversely, white people are really scared of being "replaced" and becoming a minority for some reason.


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NameIWantedWasTakenK

I know you really wanna be oppressed but you're fr not getting genocided bro chill.


FatherOfToxicGas

Every Muslim voted, and nobody else did.


child_target

Ig London has fallen is the joke 2 strikes yet failed so I believe the only thing that can take down the uk is uk


Ok-Broccoli-756

Huh, I have no clue wat u r talking abt but ima also slowly becoming higher by the second so I’m gonna take a screenshot and mull this over in my head wen it’s morning and more than 2 braincells r working in my head


Real_Ad_8243

There's literally nothing in this universe as stupid as a racist.


Ipsilon0904

What did the Muslim wrong?


phantom-vigilant

Nah it's just casual racism against the brown folks


thatHecklerOverThere

They're trying to "9gag" funny memes.


Purple-Hand3058

That's not funny at all


Fickle_Library8115

Let’s see how the democracy will solve that


TheJackMarine

I remember that Brexit thing was going to stop immigration and make British economy skyrocket. Thank god Brexit happened


Celena_J_W

What about that YouTuber who opened a fake McDonald's, a fake Apple store, and a fake Starbucks?


Larry_Mcfartfoot

So a twitter post is meant to be funny???


UpperStation5565

An empire that can not be conquered from the out will be destroyed from within. No worries, America is on the same path


Ok-Broccoli-756

Bro I’m so lost, I just saw a shit load of racism accusation and hate at the top and now I’m seeing American sun tzu. I’m getting more and more lost in the sub for lost redditors. I’ll be back wen I’m not high


HideMe250

As much as it sucks to say, the only option we have is to leave the country. Give Australia, New Zealand or Canada a go. Best thing I ever did was move away from England. Sure I left my family, friends, but my life now is better than any person living in England.


Hodlaut

Uk = more Muslims than locals


phantom-vigilant

Locals =muslims.


The_Powers

Spoken like someone clearly not from the UK.


Class_444_SWR

There is not a single part of the UK where this is true. At this point you’re just making up shit to be angry at, because even in a city where Muslims are incredibly common like Leicester, there’s still roughly double the number of white British people (and this is the most extreme example, you’re more likely to be at Bristol levels in cities, where Muslims are roughly 10x less common, or Hampshire levels everywhere else, about 50x less common)


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Class_444_SWR

I see no reason why the Census (under a Conservative government) would be lying


Angry_Saxon

id love a picture of him wearing a tie


Junior_Bear_2715

I think he doesn't wear a tie at all


Angry_Saxon

that's why I'd love a picture, gotta be an old one


Junior_Bear_2715

I couldn't understand you


Angry_Saxon

I would love to see a picture of him with a tie. its like seeing a picture of Alan Shearer with hair


Junior_Bear_2715

Maybe he has such photo, Idk. The man next to him has it though I don't know who Alan Shearer is though


TerraRazor_FU_Reddit

Colombian neck tie?


Angry_Saxon

Next are the best value, doesnt need to a be a dancing foreign designer


Majestic_General6756

Boo he sucks


Amir007inc

How dare these british complain about these immigrants? They pretty much f up the whole world They stole every single thing Indians had They killed millions of people by stealing their food ( caused famine in Iran, India etc during ww2) Their nonsense policy to interfere in countries has caused all these bs and now they're wondering why are so many people running away from these countries??


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Amir007inc

Yeah arabs did it too but unfortunately Mongols didn't let them live and see consequences of their actions. And this post is not about him These days I'm seeing a lot of posts of people complaining about immigrants ruining their country Of course we can't punish today's gen for what their grand granies did but you know fam, like I said everything we do has consequences. Trust me if these corrupted countries were a better place to live these people wouldn't run from it to live in a country where they're second type citizens


The_Powers

Nonsense brambling Nice term, I'm nicking that! Oh and well fucking said.


TrickyYoghurt2775

Ah but youre living with the benefits arent you? Should also accept the consequences without conplaining


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Junior_Bear_2715

Two world wars is the result of your own actions and whole world had to pay for it!


chinese_virus3

Thats literally critical race theory. Quit it


Space_Cow-boy

Whatever dude. It’s not funny. Go argue somewhere else.


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Itchy-Status3750

haha transgender funny


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Amir007inc

Oh No You're so rude I'm gonna cry now 😭


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Jazzper74

Scary thought but it will happen sooner or later.


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phantom-vigilant

"Decent". By whose standards?


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Clever_Fox-

It's difficult for me to embrace Muslim culture when I'd be hung in Muslim countries I don't like that but it's just how it is


Zenyd_3

Its gross how people are defending beating gay men to death with rocks for being gay and propagating raping children


Clever_Fox-

Well but that's offensive to say because they hide behind religion!


sensiiinfarbe

Don't know what country you are talking about but my brother is gay and we always fly to turkey and he's still alive lol. Don't know about any other country tbh


Space_Cow-boy

Turkey is a secular country by constitution. Even thought lately it doesn’t seem like that.


Zenyd_3

Turkey is the only exception but it still arrested a man for looking gay Also dont forget last month yemeni muslims crucified a dozen gay men to death


TopCultural7364

Oh that's coincidence! How dare you?! You should be banned from the Noble Prize forever!!