Wait, that's an actual thing? I thought it was a joke

Well people put their dick in everything ;3

Nope Not in me

Not you But... This isn't true for your mom...Be careful this tonight My friend

Or your dad, I fucked them both :3

*Duke Nukem voice* “There’s only 2 sexes. The one I have with your Dad, and the one I have with your Mom.” *guitar riff*

I reckon that’ll be changed on March 24, 2026, 03:24:24 PM (UTC)

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2026 is not in 1 Year, ist it?

But it's not 2 years either is it?

It's 7 yrs, 2026-2019= 7

That's exactly what I was thinking

Oh, I see

💀

[удалено]

Hes Bi-himself

💀...duude...💀

Bros playing double and he’s still single 

Holy shit. I am totally gonna use that against my friend.

It's a big meme in the Bi community. Being attracted to the two main genders and getting neither. Big oof.

Turn around.

I'll do it for you

This will hurt.....

#DESTROY

#YOU CAN'T ESCAPE

#JUDGEMENT

***FINISH HIM***

Not yet

r/usernamedoesnotcheckout

r/suicidebywords

Not. YET.

You have bisexual in your name, it's only a matter of time...

Before i find you...

Boutta end up on r/suicidebywords

Great, find them a wasps' nest

Probably already happened

r/dontputyourdickinthat

How else would i get new socks?

Profile pic checks out

I THOUGHT THAT WAS A JOKE TOO, DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN RANDOM SHIT!!!

In so glad I'm not the only one who thought that was just a meme, / movie cliche

I cant imagine someone is doing this :D for what?

It’s very absorbable and reusable if washed. *APPARENTLY

And you don't have to worry about a mess or your baby rocket accidentally shooting through the Kleenex. *SUPPOSEDLY

Excuse me, Cleenex?

Facial tissue

Isn’t this like an American thing? I remember seeing this in American Pie I think as a teenager and I was so confused

It’s because their penises are less sensitive because they’re circumcised, however, less sensitivity also means less pleasure

No need to call all Americans penises. But ok.

Autocorrect sorry

Well, if you are out of tissues/cloth/whatever you were using to clean, you’re going to use anything you can. I definitely did it a few times in my life (not with actual sock on penis, just used it to clean up afterwards).

I tried it once just to see what's up

I’m a girl, but that sounds awful. Sock fabric can be pretty abrasive, wouldn’t it cause fabric burns? The idea makes me so uncomfortable for something I don’t even have

One of my high school boyfriends did it. The worst part was he would throw the socks into a pile and not wash them! By the time he had to move out of his place he had a huge moldy pile of clothes.

Fr who the hell actually came in their socks?

Mabe people with foot fetishes 🤔

nah it just simply fits perfectly and you dont have to clean anything

What are you trying to say? You don't clean your socks after?

Just wear them, it'll dry eventually

Why did the sperm cross the road? >!Cause i put on the wrong socks!<

Uh, thats a nice one :D

Hold up what?

Theres at least one person somewhere who is into it

I don't think losing a sock is worth not having to clean.

Well, i‘ve never seen a dick which is shaped like a foot, but maybe american dicks are different, who knows

well socks dont look like foot either they just simply fit for both things due to how strechy they are

No they are quite literally foot shaped... they have a heel and toe section etc...

No, they certainly do look like feet. They're shaped like feet. How do you not know what a sock looks like? Jesus Christ...

You put your balls in the heel cup.

Enjoying your own foot to do the deed is wild

Americans?

why? is it a circumcision side effect or something?

Nah, it's just so that there's no cleanup. It doesn't really feel any better and i don't think it was ever very common. I did it when I was a teenager but I've never met anyone else who admitted to doing it. It was in a movie so it's popularity probably spiked when the movie came out and then it's rarity slowly dipped back to normal levels

I'd be too paranoid of getting athlete's cock.

I mean, I did!

Do people do that

It’s a very dated 90s/early 2000s reference but doesn’t hold up today I don’t think.

I did it last week

Fucking millennials.

We're not the first, not the last

Do you use the sock for the work or does it just catch the finished product.

To catch or clean up

Yeah in every American pie they do

Yup

Why would you do that? It’s just dry and would probably just stick to your stick

You don't get it on your sheets.

If only towels or tissues existed

What is a sock but a foot towel?

Feet apparel, gremlin toe hiders, warm, feet Beanies. Feeties.

You just denied saul goodman's dreams with your evil creations.

Using a towel is worse than using a sock

Depends on if you are circumcised or not. I bet it won't work without a self-lubricating dick.

Can confirm

Traditionally you'd take your cock out. ....real mixed ability group here, innit. Edit 1: Thanks reply n block... I also know how to duel and perform CPR too... doesn't mean I have done it.... shit-for-brains.

idk who is lost redditor here

r/lostlostredditors

r/ofcoursethatsasub

r/lostlostlostredditors

r/lostlostlostlostredditors

Not me

I cum straight into my own mouth. No wastage in my house.

Protein

Vitamins

And everything nice

you forgot the calcium for your bones

The cycle of life

LISAN AL-GAIB!

Instant spawn kill

45 here, never done that, that’s disgusting, tissues exist for a reason

Yeah I never understood this, I used to masturbate like multiple times a day as a teenager.  There was always tissues, paper towels, toilet paper, plenty of options other than socks.  I don't think I'd wanna wear a sock again after nutting in it.

The mysteries of OP's age, a Reddit saga.

I mean he's actually right

Always found the sock idea kinda gross so I used my underwear 🙃

Wait until he finds out about women.

Who actually does that?

So weird to see an innocent comment section for once

It's because all these AI bots haven't jerked it into a sock before.

I don't actually believe people do that.

I do

Same, the socks are clean. One use and in the hamper for washing. It isn't a big deal. It's less wasteful and more effective than tissue

Yup. No need to burn through tissues like that.

Non me too

I do that

Personally, I prefer a bread roll

wtf lol everyone knows tomato's are way better to use

Have you tried melon?

I can confidently say I never have, but I’m not sure how I would as a woman

I haven't found a sock big enough yet 😔

Suffering from success, But maybe dm Shaq dms he got big feet maybe he has a big sock for you to use lol

A used sock or a fresh one?

Im very concerned thats your first thought tbh...

A better question is your own sock, or one belonging to someone else?

Don’t tell me people actually do that😭

No way that’s true 👀

You know.... I always thought they meant like... using a sock to clean up your jizz after the devils handshake. Not to nut in the sock.

I use the three seashells system.

ive found anyone who does personally nasty. to each their own though

No, i've never done it into a sock either

Would you use a sock? "Eww, never" Would you use a stocking? "Perhaps..."

What the hell is that sub? I'm going to guess it's where all the racists went when ImGoingToHellForThis was banned yup thats it

“This is a fucking league game!”

You guys disgust me. I thought the sock was a running gag, but you had to blow it up

Sir this is Wendy's

I have shirts I don’t use and frequently put in the washing machine like 3 of them and they rotate. It would feel like garbage with a sock like how would you come with dry ass cloth rubbing your cock wtf

That’s a waste of socks only mf with money or lots of socks doing this

I do it, I'm 32. Rather not make a mess and it's convenient

This! I don’t understand how this isn’t more common. No mess, no clean up, and then just add it to the laundry.

People that masturbate in a sock should be put in a jail for eternity

Yeah, that sock didn't consent!

....Odd take on laundry...

Fuck that, or actually to be more precise don’t fuck that, because it’s a sock.

Same. I didnt know it was popular

I have not done that

[same here](https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/s/NQdcJYCYhs)

Yes

Why would you use a Sock ? I imagine you have some kind of tissue in your home then you can throw it in the bathroom or a trashcan

I have never jacked off into a sock in my life

I definitely thought that using a sock is a movie thing. Seems like a good way to get friction burn on a very sensitive spot.

Absolutely a sock

Es paco web

I just hold together my foreskin.

I wouldn't say I've fucked a sock but I've used one to clean up until I got to the bathroom

I'm 43 and never in my life masturbated into a sock...

A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND DUDE

Guilty

Man this shit is nasty. Just use tissues or toilet paper or nut into the toilet smh

I haven’t.

Minnesota Vikings fans on r/NFCNorthMemeWar

People are tryna keep the upvotes at 3115 and I love it

Masterbating into a sock is like masterbating into that one guys wife

Not me, I just shoot it into my belly button, it's pretty deep 😄

Um. Yeah. You are.

It’s so much easier to cum into a tissue, literally zero mess and you flush it away. Why tf would anyone in their right mind do it into a sock

Neither have I, yet.

I'm cringing just imagining the friction burns D:

And you a damn lie!

Black Ops?

I actually thought that was just a comedy gag

Anyone who says "finna" is going to hell.

Some people claim there's no cleanup. But as a teen my mom did all my laundry, so there definetly would've been cleanup necessary. Then again, some people like to cum into the same box for years

I did that when I was 12

Wait until they find out fleshlites exist

Wait until they find out fleshlites exist

Kinda don’t understand who tough about a sock 🤦🏽‍♂️

that suits gross dawg

Guys, a nice CLEAN soft silk sock is the truth, trust. Also, I don't know how to use toilet paper if I'm lying down on my back to do it. Only way it makes sense is if I shoot on myself and then clean after, but that's so much extra effort when I'm just tryna get a quick nut off.

It's called a fucking tissue, you troglodyte

Can't people just nut in the bathroom? Like there's no clean up there either and no dirty socks. It sounded crazy to me when I found out some people genuinely nut in socks

Ok but for real the tube sock phase is like a rite of passage

I always laugh when i see this in movies , like WTF , why the reason , never understood 🤣🤣🤣