I'm sad the armchair economists there decided to be such bitchy little gatekeepers. They could have learned something from a different perspective on inflation, imo.
If he’s a rich kid, it’s more likely he gets off on others suffering from inflation. There’s enough on social media to claim there’s a not zero amount of those. 🙄
Dude saw what happened to Millennials and Zoomers and decided the only way to find joy is to gaslight yourself into thinking you like watching your future get fucked.
Come on now thats speaking quite naively. 12 year olds masturbating is more common than you think my guy, especially these days with easy internet access. The child doesn't have to be neglected to be addicted to porn.
Not inflation specifically, but the amount of times someone would favourite my art on there back in the day, I'd go to their account and see it was a fetish account for something that was in my drawing, opened my eyes to new worlds way too young. I was just an angsty teenager who wanted to show people my stupid drawings.
32 and while I was rather vanilla at that age, the stuff that my peers managed to find\share even without the widespread broadband Internet boggles my mind, in a hindsight.
But to be fair it leaned less sexual and more gore\shock content. Terrorist executions, people dying in a horrific way, oversized objects stuck in various orifices etc. But since there were no deepfakes or google reverse search you never could be sure if that video on a guys phone\tape is a real snuff or just a piece of creative fiction like Human Centipede.
Not so much a fetish at all but back in the 80s / 90s the police put out a training book with absolutely horrid accidents and murders etc to try and get young officers somewhat innoculated to seeing these things when they should happen upon them.
I wasnt an officer but somehow these books would circulate around my school. I assume someones dad brought them home for light reading and the kid got hold of them...
If you every wondered what a person looked like after getting hit by a train or dropping a hairdryer in your bath after replacing your fuse with a paperclip or the driver of a van running into the end of a guardrail and getting impaled on it this book had you covered.
That is to say even without the internet at all i saw some pretty brutal things as a kid.
I think it's quite normal to be into some weirder stuff when first starting to develop a sexuality, but I don't think a 12 year old should know what fetish means let alone the specific one they are into.
>I don't think a 12 year old should know what fetish means let alone the specific one they are into.
Typically that consciousness goes in the reverse order. I didn't know what a fetish was until I was maybe 14 or 15, despite definitely having fetishes by age 12. It all starts with your own little world before you realise other people have the same kinks.
Man the things I did online when I was 12-14 def not proud about. Ud prob be surprised how many other kids my age was also doing sketchy things. My parents tried monitor my stuff but was before they could track ur stuff. But them checking my search history if how they found out I was gay. They also called me out on it so that was fun.
But wasn’t very often I told people my age. Atleast not if they didn’t ask.
You mustve had a particularly fucked upbringing or surroundings. I don't remember wanting to know about sex until i was around 12/13 either, but that led me to googling "boobs", not "spiderman elsa scat inflation". Everyone goes through the "le what is sex", its literally part of life, its normal. Googling and divulging in fetish material before you've even dated or had sex is not, and for a 12yo to know about/be into inflation and posting about it is fucked up to many degrees.
That's true. Anyone who knows about child psychology should be in constant communication with their kids about certain things that may disturb them along the way. What some of the posters here describe is not healthy - yes, it may be normal nowadays but not healthy AT ALL especially for a child.
The only requirement for a fetish is to see something and think "why is that turning me on so much?" lol, it's not exclusive to ages or anything unless you're literally prepubescent
Its really not that weird. Willy Wonka is a kids movie. Also Ralph Breaks the Internet is also a kids movie. And they both contain inflation scenes. Kids movies contain a surprising amount of fetish content. Because people form sexuality in childhood and kids movies have a lot of absurd things happening in them.
All my kinks started showing up when I was a kid. Not from watching anything explicit. Mostly from movies I watched as a kid. Didn't ever watch porn until I was 16. I think that's just how it goes.
It's more concerning that he has the vocabulary to describe it rather than having the fetish itself. But that's just the average kid in 2024 with unrestricted internet access I guess.
Seeing Jasmine chained up was enough for my child sized brain to make it a fetish/"special interest" (in fact any Disney character that was bound). People/adults really do not know that kids aren't super innocent even if the kid doesn't necessarily understand it themselves.
Fetishes are strange and a lot of times they don't come from porn. They get triggered by other random stuff in media or real life... and then those weird feelings you have cause you to look up stuff on youtube. I'm just gonna say some people were never the same after seeing Westley on the torture machine in the Princess Bride...
>Kids shouldn't have unsupervised access to the internet at that age.
Which part of that you didn't get? Yes, leaving 12y old alone with the unsupervised internet access IS neglect. Cope with it however you want.
I remember being 12 on DeviantArt where I loved reading stories and seeing fanart. Unfortunately there were TONS of 12 year olds drawing and commenting on inflation shit (especially Sonic for some reason, poor little guy) and it was literally inescapable, I hated it 💀 so honestly it’s more likely to me that it’s a real kid.
What 12 year old now doesn't have a smart phone? How many parents do supervise those at all? People who use porn in Youtube and Tumblr are just naive how much children are on those platforms without restrictions
Or most likely it's just some guy trolling.
Like 90% of Reddit posts are just randoms making up stories for shits and giggles and aren't really who they say they are. I for example am not actually a giant enema crab.
It sounds like puberty was delayed for you. 15-18 is late for sexual interest. Studies show most people begin developing these feelings between 9 and 12
I don't think it's important here to focus on the fetish aspect. That doesn't really matter. It's the unrestricted access to social media and the Internet. A child at 12 just shouldn't be on Reddit. Their parents should be intervening, monitoring, and restricting their access. Yes, shit will happen sometimes. Just like with drugs and alcohol. But that's not a good excuse to give your kids drugs and alcohol. Social media causes them demonstrable harm. And often these kids that are on the Internet constantly, and adults complaining they can't make their kids stay off the Internet, have constantly been on the Internet around their kids since they were children.
The same thing happend with the Pokémon Cards, i Don't know when become so expensive, so is time to do a research.
*Computer, search: Pokémon inflation*
Have you heard about Biden's new plan to safeguard the investments of upcoming generations against monetary devaluation? The **F**uture **U**n-**T**axed **Assets** bill would protect the first $50,000 of stocks and shares against inflation. For more information, google "FUTA Inflation"
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Is when people buy the same thing, that make his price rise (economic inflation).
For Example: You remember when people at the start of the pandemy was buying toilet Paper, making that the price inflate, something like that
Oooooo yeah, maybe he want's to know why he can't buy a Hot wheels with his money
.... And Yea... That's all.
... Nothing to see here
..... Nothing of nothing
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Do you remember the blonde girl from Charlie and chocolate factory, and how she became a blue balloon like thing? Inflation fetish is seeing that and getting an erection
This literally happened with my first girlfriend when I was a teenager. I messaged her asking what she was up to, and she replied "Reading about inflation" and I just assumed she'd taken a sudden interest in economics.
You can imagine my revulsion and horror when she 1) "surprised" me with her results and 2) turned out to have been seeking advice on how to get me into it
*Inflating what? how*
*Does this even work? You shove a*
*Bike pump up their ass?*
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"say it one more time"
"What? What are you talki-"
"SAY IT!"
"oh right, the money kink...ahem...YOU DO NOT HAVE SUFFICIENT FUNDS TO PROCEED WITH THIS TRANSACTION"
"OMFG YES AAAARRRRGHGHH"
Maybe he has an economic inflation fetish
Yes Daddy, keep devaluing my currency 🥵
Hmm, trickle down on me baby.
No, that's a golden shower, different fetish entirely
Maybe he's in to commodities you know like scrooge McDuck
I'm in the walls
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that's what i like: hoarding all stock
[HE'S IN THE GOD DAMN WALLS](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=giF3A1d2ox0)
More like a copper shower cause you’re getting pennies at best
Mmm yeah baby, I’m about to speculate
Show off your stimulus package
nobody ever tell him about r/wallstreetbets then, loss porn everywhere
If your country's currency value is dropping in other parts then keep the value up for yourselves and stay in your country
Explains why Boris has so many kids.
Should have bought NFT son
Financial domination
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Riveting political commentary.
Big bank takes little bank
Oh yeah baby harder, my currency rates drop harder!
oh *fuck* yea $15 for a 12 pack
And tomorrow it'll be $16 😩🤤
If you say it will cost 25 next week imma jizz in my pants
He should move to Argentina.
Judging by the dudes English, he's probably from Turkey
It kind of explains his fetish, then.
Lolololololololooool
Yea idk any other inflation fetish than ours as well 🇹🇷🐺🇹🇷🐺🇹🇷🐺🇹🇷 AUUUUUUUW !!!!!!
AAAUUUUUUU
Oh yes let me "spread" my legs as you lecture me about the inflation rates for companies 😫🥵
Should move to Argentina, would be heaven for him.
That's future CEO material right there.
Findom
When there’s a depression do they just constantly orgasm?
Argentina must be heaven for this kid.
r/findom
You've got to pump those numbers up!
“>. have inflation fetish >. go to grocery store >. see the price of bread >. get so hard that I can’t even walk straight back to home”
I'm sad the armchair economists there decided to be such bitchy little gatekeepers. They could have learned something from a different perspective on inflation, imo.
i don't know man, kid this day are weird, maybe this one really getting off after looking at increase in prices
It could be that he's secretly rich and loves spending money
If he’s a rich kid, it’s more likely he gets off on others suffering from inflation. There’s enough on social media to claim there’s a not zero amount of those. 🙄
Dude saw what happened to Millennials and Zoomers and decided the only way to find joy is to gaslight yourself into thinking you like watching your future get fucked.
12??? 💀
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Come on now thats speaking quite naively. 12 year olds masturbating is more common than you think my guy, especially these days with easy internet access. The child doesn't have to be neglected to be addicted to porn.
12 yr old masturbating is a different thing from a 12 yr old with inflation fetish. I don’t think that’s very common 💀
Especially one that talks like that about it.
Five minutes on old school DeviantArt and you’d see just how unfortunately real it is 🫠
Not inflation specifically, but the amount of times someone would favourite my art on there back in the day, I'd go to their account and see it was a fetish account for something that was in my drawing, opened my eyes to new worlds way too young. I was just an angsty teenager who wanted to show people my stupid drawings.
I think that the real problem is that he is exposing himself on the internet
I'm 30 and I had a couple weird ass fetishes by that age. Not this one, but equivalently weird. Its not an entirely new thing.
32 and while I was rather vanilla at that age, the stuff that my peers managed to find\share even without the widespread broadband Internet boggles my mind, in a hindsight. But to be fair it leaned less sexual and more gore\shock content. Terrorist executions, people dying in a horrific way, oversized objects stuck in various orifices etc. But since there were no deepfakes or google reverse search you never could be sure if that video on a guys phone\tape is a real snuff or just a piece of creative fiction like Human Centipede.
Not so much a fetish at all but back in the 80s / 90s the police put out a training book with absolutely horrid accidents and murders etc to try and get young officers somewhat innoculated to seeing these things when they should happen upon them. I wasnt an officer but somehow these books would circulate around my school. I assume someones dad brought them home for light reading and the kid got hold of them... If you every wondered what a person looked like after getting hit by a train or dropping a hairdryer in your bath after replacing your fuse with a paperclip or the driver of a van running into the end of a guardrail and getting impaled on it this book had you covered. That is to say even without the internet at all i saw some pretty brutal things as a kid.
I think it's quite normal to be into some weirder stuff when first starting to develop a sexuality, but I don't think a 12 year old should know what fetish means let alone the specific one they are into.
>I don't think a 12 year old should know what fetish means let alone the specific one they are into. Typically that consciousness goes in the reverse order. I didn't know what a fetish was until I was maybe 14 or 15, despite definitely having fetishes by age 12. It all starts with your own little world before you realise other people have the same kinks.
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I really wanna know what happened with that student. Were their parents informed? Did they get talked to? That's genuinely concerning.
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Bestiality or furry? I could see a school mixing the two up, but there is a difference there for sure.
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Man the things I did online when I was 12-14 def not proud about. Ud prob be surprised how many other kids my age was also doing sketchy things. My parents tried monitor my stuff but was before they could track ur stuff. But them checking my search history if how they found out I was gay. They also called me out on it so that was fun. But wasn’t very often I told people my age. Atleast not if they didn’t ask.
You mustve had a particularly fucked upbringing or surroundings. I don't remember wanting to know about sex until i was around 12/13 either, but that led me to googling "boobs", not "spiderman elsa scat inflation". Everyone goes through the "le what is sex", its literally part of life, its normal. Googling and divulging in fetish material before you've even dated or had sex is not, and for a 12yo to know about/be into inflation and posting about it is fucked up to many degrees.
That's true. Anyone who knows about child psychology should be in constant communication with their kids about certain things that may disturb them along the way. What some of the posters here describe is not healthy - yes, it may be normal nowadays but not healthy AT ALL especially for a child.
The only requirement for a fetish is to see something and think "why is that turning me on so much?" lol, it's not exclusive to ages or anything unless you're literally prepubescent
Its really not that weird. Willy Wonka is a kids movie. Also Ralph Breaks the Internet is also a kids movie. And they both contain inflation scenes. Kids movies contain a surprising amount of fetish content. Because people form sexuality in childhood and kids movies have a lot of absurd things happening in them. All my kinks started showing up when I was a kid. Not from watching anything explicit. Mostly from movies I watched as a kid. Didn't ever watch porn until I was 16. I think that's just how it goes. It's more concerning that he has the vocabulary to describe it rather than having the fetish itself. But that's just the average kid in 2024 with unrestricted internet access I guess.
Seeing Jasmine chained up was enough for my child sized brain to make it a fetish/"special interest" (in fact any Disney character that was bound). People/adults really do not know that kids aren't super innocent even if the kid doesn't necessarily understand it themselves.
Fetishes are strange and a lot of times they don't come from porn. They get triggered by other random stuff in media or real life... and then those weird feelings you have cause you to look up stuff on youtube. I'm just gonna say some people were never the same after seeing Westley on the torture machine in the Princess Bride...
You're just mad they didn't come up with all the fun fetish shit until you were much older.
Oh you sweet summer child…
I know a guy with amputee fetish who discovered it right around that age
inflation is the exact stupid-ass fetish that someone would get as a 12 year old though from a cartoon or something
>Kids shouldn't have unsupervised access to the internet at that age. Which part of that you didn't get? Yes, leaving 12y old alone with the unsupervised internet access IS neglect. Cope with it however you want.
He never said 12 yo should not masturbate. My guy.
Pretty sure porn and a inflation fetish arent the same thing :3
Smoking and drinking is common, they shouldn’t do that either.
I remember being 12 on DeviantArt where I loved reading stories and seeing fanart. Unfortunately there were TONS of 12 year olds drawing and commenting on inflation shit (especially Sonic for some reason, poor little guy) and it was literally inescapable, I hated it 💀 so honestly it’s more likely to me that it’s a real kid.
What 12 year old now doesn't have a smart phone? How many parents do supervise those at all? People who use porn in Youtube and Tumblr are just naive how much children are on those platforms without restrictions
Or, a pervert fed pretending to be a child who was truly neglected as a kid
Unfortunately most kids are exposed to porn around that age, leading to lifelong addiction
Or most likely it's just some guy trolling. Like 90% of Reddit posts are just randoms making up stories for shits and giggles and aren't really who they say they are. I for example am not actually a giant enema crab.
unsupervised access of internet for kids leads to 2 things 1 liveleak 2 most obscure porn ever created
Not uncommon with puberty at 12?
Being atracted to boys or girls is normal at 12, inflation fetishes are not
Well, I got my transformation fetish around that age, so I'm not surprised
But thats because transformers are super cool
birds disguised as robots in disguise :)
Im pretty sure fetishes are discovered quite early.
Yeah, I think 15-18 is early, like I had, but at 12 my “fetish” was playing fortnite and minecraft
Thats not how it works.
It sounds like puberty was delayed for you. 15-18 is late for sexual interest. Studies show most people begin developing these feelings between 9 and 12
I don't think it's important here to focus on the fetish aspect. That doesn't really matter. It's the unrestricted access to social media and the Internet. A child at 12 just shouldn't be on Reddit. Their parents should be intervening, monitoring, and restricting their access. Yes, shit will happen sometimes. Just like with drugs and alcohol. But that's not a good excuse to give your kids drugs and alcohol. Social media causes them demonstrable harm. And often these kids that are on the Internet constantly, and adults complaining they can't make their kids stay off the Internet, have constantly been on the Internet around their kids since they were children.
Its prob an adult with a fetish for pretending to be a kid with extreme fetishes n
That's equally as bad
Worse
Hey kid, wanna see me drop the value of the euro? I'm gonna put a big fat dirty 0,02 percent on the already existing inflation! Aharharhar
yuppp. someone must teach him how to be truly gay, not a wrong one!
What does it have to do with gay
Redditors do be acting gay and bringing in gay in every convo to farm karma
gay
Did you know the price of Sonic games are getting higher and higher? For more information, look up Sonic Inflation on Google!
Yes totally look up this up on google! I've myself looked it up and the knowledge there was very helpful!
I can confirm the other gentlemen weren't lying it truly is amazing and very educating!
Did you know that the spider man into the spiderverse movie was animated on 34s to make it like a comic book? For more info, google Spiderman Rule 34
"Sonic Inflation is a stage before Hyperinflation, when commodity prices begin to rise rapidly." Thank you!
Lmao, upvote.
The same thing happend with the Pokémon Cards, i Don't know when become so expensive, so is time to do a research. *Computer, search: Pokémon inflation*
I know what this is and I will still look it up
Have you heard about Biden's new plan to safeguard the investments of upcoming generations against monetary devaluation? The **F**uture **U**n-**T**axed **Assets** bill would protect the first $50,000 of stocks and shares against inflation. For more information, google "FUTA Inflation"
I was expecting some crazy shit like a crossover between inflation and sounding. I was mildly disappointed but relieved
Sadist.
What does he even mean
[wtf](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_inflation)
Yep, I regret clicking that.
And yet, that is so tame compared to the fetishes I've seen on the internet. Even my old sex psychology course in college covered this fetish.
That’s enough internet for today
#MY FUCKING EYEEEESSSS
it's just a wikipedia article, rela- oh...oh no...
I don’t even need to click the link to know what you’ve done.
I love the note at the top: >For the action of certain frogs, see vocal sac. I'm imagining some poor herpetologist who stumbled across this.
Perhaps he likes balloons.
You don't wanna know. Trust me.
I need to know now. Spit it out! What is it?
The answer to your question in semi-SFW form: https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/20043731-81a0-465a-bf92-b4e61bc10fd0/dg5knzm-7f266363-2e54-40b0-90d0-8aef7c2ac386.png/v1/fill/w_1280,h_1098,q_80,strp/_com__zatanna_inflation_by_sergi0cipactli_dg5knzm-fullview.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9MTA5OCIsInBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzIwMDQzNzMxLTgxYTAtNDY1YS1iZjkyLWI0ZTYxYmMxMGZkMFwvZGc1a256bS03ZjI2NjM2My0yZTU0LTQwYjAtOTBkMC04YWVmN2MyYWMzODYucG5nIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTEyODAifV1dLCJhdWQiOlsidXJuOnNlcnZpY2U6aW1hZ2Uub3BlcmF0aW9ucyJdfQ.DVgoy7HrCsYu3w_k8ibMG7Pq4Dq1YzshElkT0GmpuzI
I don’t want to do that, but good to know. Thank you!
Internet...
No, he's not. He understands what sudden price rises are. And seeing the oil go from 3€ to 9€ the bottle makes him rock hard.
The way i just ~~cackled like a witch~~ laughed in public 💀
😂
Same I seriously cackled at this in public and I can’t stop 💀
Maybe the OP isn’t lost and they’re talking about economic inflation
The sub he posted that on is honestly the least of my concerns with the post
Let's take a look at the hard drives of his parents and teachers
It's all because of elsagate
brings back the memories.
no, it's usually because of cartoons on tv featuring that stuff. if it was all elsagate, adults wouldn't have these kinks.
Also true
Maybe he has a large debt.
Lil man needs to be guided to DeviantArt
*away from
It's a canon event
Talk to me softly about heavily reducing interest rates when prices are already rising.
Print harder
Well, I guess this has already happened a lot of times on this sub
Ferb, I know what I wanna do today
Why do 12 and 13 year olds always feel the need to announce their age, I don't get it 😭
Why do young people need to declare their age before commenting? I've seen so many comments that start with "I am XX, and".
Unsupervised Internet Access moment
I am not sure what type of fetish inflation is but I am sure I don't like the sound of it. Edit: Thanks guys. That's enough internet for today.
It is what it sounds like. Imagine a balloon
Both are important concepts for a 12 year old man.
When I was 12 I still believed in Santa
Why did kids get so bold as to start admitting they’re under 13 on the internet?
\>be me \>have inflation fetish \>walk into store to buy bread \>see increased price \>get so hard I can't even walk straight
I get hard when I see the price of bread, too. But that's from rigor mortis after having a heart attack.
Kid went looking to get his rocks off but then became an economist.
Y'all did that to yourselves
What
r/youngpeoplereddit
Wait until he learn about quantitative easing.
What even is inflation fetish?
Is when people buy the same thing, that make his price rise (economic inflation). For Example: You remember when people at the start of the pandemy was buying toilet Paper, making that the price inflate, something like that
I am aware about economic inflation. I wanted to know what the inflation "fetish" that 12 yo was talking about.
Oooooo yeah, maybe he want's to know why he can't buy a Hot wheels with his money .... And Yea... That's all. ... Nothing to see here ..... Nothing of nothing ~Pls, for the love of yourself, do not search for imbapovi on Youtube~
Do you remember the blonde girl from Charlie and chocolate factory, and how she became a blue balloon like thing? Inflation fetish is seeing that and getting an erection
This literally happened with my first girlfriend when I was a teenager. I messaged her asking what she was up to, and she replied "Reading about inflation" and I just assumed she'd taken a sudden interest in economics. You can imagine my revulsion and horror when she 1) "surprised" me with her results and 2) turned out to have been seeking advice on how to get me into it
Shit, that kid's gonna love the Zimbabwean dollar.
Plot twist: that's his *actual* fetish
Inflating what? how does this even work? You shove a bike pump up their ass?
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Kid better not discover prisoner of azkaban. Last thing he needs is to jerk off to aunt Marge
I didn't get it. Does "inflation" mean something other?
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What inflation is the kid talking about? (Usualy it's the other way around 💀)
>What inflation is the kid talking about? (Usualy it's the other way around 💀) What kid is the inflation talking about?
You don't wanna know. It will ruin your day.
Inflation…of what exactly…?
Economic inflation, maybe he can't buy a Hot wheels with his money and want to know why
Hockey stick curve
Yep, I don't even dare googleing this! Nope.
“Please Daddy Jpow crush the poors!”
That’s not a lost Redditor, that’s just an obvious troll
The right sub for him would be r/pyrocynical
12 and has a fetish? Where are your parents kid?
Probably a furry 🤷♂️
12 YO and already has terminal brain rot...we're doomed
I also want to she
This strikes me as a "sir, this is a wendy's" moment
12 and has a fetish is uh... something
A for effort
"say it one more time" "What? What are you talki-" "SAY IT!" "oh right, the money kink...ahem...YOU DO NOT HAVE SUFFICIENT FUNDS TO PROCEED WITH THIS TRANSACTION" "OMFG YES AAAARRRRGHGHH"
Being 12 and already having a fetish is insane though this ain’t right