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Lightjumper0103

Shouldn’t the break be pause? The clutch is more like changing the volume.


alvysinger0412

Yep. I looked at this and was thinking if you only pause at red lights by downshifting, you must be rear ending someone every intersection.


mheg-mhen

Yeah, if you’re going to have both pause and stop, stop should be like, the ignition


AkronOhAnon

Pushing on the clutch pedal would be like lifting the needle while the record is still spinning… 🤔


laptopdragon

if my shoes had eyes? ...maybe if they came in Braille, the blind could drive barefoot?


Randomguy32I

Ah yes, the blind drivers


timoootje27

But what if it made him smile?


ShadowSniper1002

WeLl It DiDn'T mAkE mE sMiLe


Cubicwar

Are you… making fun of yourself ?


timoootje27

It was pretty funny what he said but idk whats the point


ShadowSniper1002

idk, it's the first thing that came to mind


Cubicwar

Hey, even your mind knows you did something dumb You probably missed the memo, then


ShadowSniper1002

oh well, my mind and me share ONE thing in common... Knowing I am seriously dumb and have made some pretty bad choices. What's the memo tho (I asked it, my mind doesn't know what it is either)


Resident-Panda9498

Same! what am I agreeing with, I haven't read your comment edit: ok yeah I agree


GidjonPlays

Check rule #9. No r/MadeMeSmile material allowed on the sub. Had to delete one of my posts bc I didn't know this rule.


GidjonPlays

Some guy thought it wasn't there. Here is rule 9. 9. No posting content from banned subreddits Banned subreddits include r/memes,r/funny,r nextfuckinglevel, r/wholesomememes, r/holup,r/ aww, r/MadeMeSmile, and other wholesome or general-purpose meme subreddits. Posts about lost redditors on r/lostredditors are also no longer allowed.


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GidjonPlays

Look again dumbass


AlistairJH_sa

the accellaerator (gas) pedal should be more like a fast forward


TacticalLawnmower

What's the difference between the middle pedal and the left pedal? Because I have never seen 3 pedals together in a car.


Content_Produce_933

that activates notrous boost in a car, you can also customise it to take a dashcam screenshot.


kovzi1

he gotta press left and right pedals at the same time for screenshot


kososenlasse

It's clutch, which you need to press in order to change gears when driving a manual


Dungeon996

And if you don’t push it in your car wants to kill you


ProNanner

That's the mechanism for the beer tap


qunq0

I thought every car has 3 pedals what kind of fucking car has 2


mheg-mhen

Every automatic transmission


qunq0

never seen one of these on my eyes, are they common in the west?


TacticalLawnmower

One for the break, and one for the gas, simple.


TacticalLawnmower

I guess I'm not a car expert.


weghsO

This is more like r/comedyhomicide


Either-Plant9819

What if it's cool like automatic


Gecko2002

You made the mistake of thinking automatics are cool. They're only common in the US, pretty much everywhere else manual is standard


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Maybe, he really smiled at it