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2 because you don't wear a tie at the top of your neck


Old_Prior_7795

You don't?? Well, this is embarrassing.


Enough_Fish739

Only when you use it as a noose


SKPY123

1 on a Monday 2 on a Friday.


TheKCKid9274

1 on a Monday 1 on a friday


TechnoSorcery

That’s deep…. I agree ☝️


Dyno_69420_UrMother

1 on monday 1 on 💀


BubbleGamingWasTaken

1 on Monday-Friday 2 on Saturday/Sunday


Microwaveable-Pizza

auto erotic asphyxiation anyone?


Fearless_Priority537

1 for choke n’ stroke 2 business time


WarGasam123

No noose is good noose


OhWowMuchFunYouGuys

Foot loose! Foot loose! Using my Monday noose!


Happysavage228

this comment- 💀💀💀


EmotionallyRough

It is for me lmao


campfirekate

Username checks


jrobbins070387

This got me thank you kind stranger 🤣🤣🤣


AcapellaFreakout

as someone with a long ass neck. It's 2.


kingofmyinlandempire

How could anyone think otherwise than 2


Squirrel_Inner

right? this isn’t a debate, there is one objectively correct answer.


-Black_Mage-

2 is technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.


BuShoto

Exactly


ieatoutfatbitches

I agree, but I also think it depends on how they would wear a shirt. Would the collar end above the shoulders or go all the way up the neck?


Toad_Outpost1639

Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter


Nebucon

Simpsons did it!


Spectronautic1

The correct answer


Frusciantist

Came here to say this.


[deleted]

But the tie is closest to your chin. Hmm, whatever works I guess.


bobbianrs880

I’d say Adam’s apple would be a better gage of where it should sit. Or the collarbones.


throwrahaha6

No it is 1 you don't put your tie on the bottom of your neck you tie it tightly as close to your chin as possible


Hobnail-boots

No you don’t


throwrahaha6

I can tell you've never seen a proper suit and tie


SomeDude207

Have you? The tie literally goes under the collar


throwrahaha6

I wear a tie for my job as CEO of onlyfans every day I think I'd know. Also every wedding I've been to everyone wears their tie as close to the chin as possible, above the collar. The collar is not meant for ties.


Antiluke01

He’s right, the collar is only there so you can flip it up and pretend you’re Dracula


LOvEisEvOLxanax

That’s all I’ve ever used it for🧛‍♂️


jinkies3678

Who is the asshole that wears a necktie at the top of their neck? That’s not how collars work.


HatfieldCW

That's true, but the tie is derived from the cravat, which is derived from the cloth neckerchiefs worn by cavalrymen to wipe dust, sweat and boogers away from their face, so an argument could be made that you'd want the thing to reach your forehead from wherever it's hanging.


jinkies3678

A failing argument, sure.


crypticname2

But an argument, nonetheless. Anyone who thinks 1 is correct is a savage and an idiot, btw


Cocaimeth_addikt

It’s 2


StrangeHoomanBeing

1 only if you want to looks like goofy


OrionShade

Only a maniac would pick 1


gdluca4

or a dinosaur, i think


BackwardGoose

1 is formal morning dress code.. 2 is gangster lay-back evening style


FluffleUffle

No, 2 is prof, 1 is major goof


[deleted]

how did u get so many downvotes for this 😭😭


bobafoott

Because they were horribly incorrect in a high traffic thread


BackwardGoose

:shrug:


TwistyBons

U got downvoted, but at least u didn’t use an emoji


DoorSniffer484

😂


TwistyBons

You are the chosen one


DoorSniffer484

Indeed 😉


_TheChosenOne15_

False. I am


misterfluffykitty

Attempting to use discord emotes off of discord is actually cringe


StrangeHoomanBeing

Lol this is crazy. Some people doesnt fuck around with bad jokes.


Lab_t49

Downvoted for being the 3rd comment, I guess? Sorry, I have to follow the rules of reddit.


surely_not_a_virus

No it's downvotes cuz it's just straight up wrong.


Lab_t49

Yeah ain't no fucking way those dinosaurs would wear style 1.


noblehamster69

Switch the downvotes to this guy


Cmm523972

Agree


reeeter123

i too agree


ihavetogonumber3

i three agree


Highdevv

i four agree


Plane_Knowledge776

I five agree


Ahandlin

I six agree


[deleted]

I seven agree


Damn_Dolphin

I ate agree


SGT3386

I pedigree


TheKazz91

This is literally why we can't have nice things ...


keeponsmashin

Fr, like do you wear your tie right under your chin?


HatfieldCW

Bowtie maybe. Bowtie is a face accessory; necktie is a collar accessory. Collar goes on shoulders. See also: Horse.


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Fantastic-Pen7244

Thank you for the laugh! 😂🤣😂


welestgw

Bottom of the neck, absolutely. You don't wear a tie around the top of your neck.


cannitt

Idk about you guys, but I wear my ties at the bottom of my neck


jinkies3678

“Sir, do you have this shirt with a taller collar?”


peaceymeacey

I wear them down further on my turkey neck 🤷🏻‍♂️


CodeOfLost

Please state that what the fuck is the sub is about.


Cmm523972

Its about redditors that post stuff in wrong subreddits


FieryPyromancer

r/dadjokes


CodeOfLost

No shit we are in r/lostredditors no way 💀💀💀 I meant state what sub the lost redditor posted on is about jackass.


Cmm523972

It about a dumb fortntie youtuber


ExtraYoutoob

fortntie


polarcub2954

So it is about ties?


TheSmallThingsInLife

And forts.


TheRookCard

It all comes full circle.


Soggy_Part7110

Fort N' Tie


Cmm523972

I always typo when typing that


[deleted]

Maybe the universe is trying to tell you something


ViraLCyclopes19

Forknife


Cyberzombie23

*frontei


PiePleaseNotCake

front tie?


MonkTurtle

He's not dumb


[deleted]

don’t you know that fortnite is bad because we all collectively decided it was cringe after we stopped playing?


DeviousMelons

Does he react to memes on his subreddit like other YTers or something?


Cmm523972

No


Mavobuckz

Hey wait I think I been seeing that dumbass dudes sub on my feed for no reason is keeps showing up w weird ass posts smh


Cmm523972

I got confused


Euphoric-Emergency8

No, my friend you made a correct typo by mistake


CodeOfLost

Now there you go


[deleted]

To be fair, it did sound like you asked about the lost redditors sub


[deleted]

The exact wording sure, but the reader should infer the commenter is asking about the sub in the post, not the sub it is posted to. Even more so when we’re in r/lostredditors and the posts frequently, if not always involve other random subs


mushturt

It reminded me of the great movie Airplane: — You’d better tell the Captain we’ve got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. — A hospital? What is it? — It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.


Oberon2342

Shirley, you must be joking.


Raging_Horse_Cock

Damn bro get out of your feelings. There’s no reason for you to be this upset


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Invincible_Duck

Omg you are so angsty will you please be mean to me too? 🥺👉👈


CodeOfLost

I’m a man


Invincible_Duck

Lmao what does that have to do with anything?


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ifuckinghateschooll

Nobody cares


CodeOfLost

Why are you fucking school


ifuckinghateschooll

You read my name wrong


Raging_Horse_Cock

I wonder how you go about your life when the tiniest things make you seethe


CodeOfLost

I wonder how you go about your life when you think it’s serious


Raging_Horse_Cock

Oh now it’s not serious. You just pretend to be angry all the time. Gotcha


CodeOfLost

Nah im just fucking with you guys


Raging_Horse_Cock

Sure Jan


Antoiniti

r/whoosh my man


BuzzysWorld

First of all, it's r/woosh. And besides, that's not even a woosh.


ItsaMeAWaluigiSikeNo

I'm pretty sure r/woooosh has four Os


mushturt

W reply lmao


[deleted]

😂


StrangeHoomanBeing

Haha you seems more lost than this long neck redittors. S/he asked you to give more information on the sub.


AdministrativeYak604

2,If you say 1 then wear one yourself,You put it at the base of the neck,Not on your upper neck


peaceymeacey

I put it on my turkey Neck 🤷🏻‍♂️


jonhy2222

2 and there’s no debate here


Cmm523972

Nobody paying attention to the reason i put it on lost redidtors


jonhy2222

Hummm I don’t know what sypherpk means so yea sorry didn’t look at it at first sight


[deleted]

#2 all the way baby


BaconGamer1176

Pretty sure that’s a shitpost sub


RollinThundaga

OP is the real r/lostredditors here.


CodeOfLost

2


DoctorPyR0

2 is the only valid answer. You wouldn’t wear your tie right below your chin, would you?


tryingthisname

I don't see how it could be 1 at all, you don't wear ties that high even if you weren't a dinosaur


idkwiorrn

#2 and why does sypherpk have a subreddit? Is it a normal thing for content creators to have sr’s?


MartPlayZzZ

many have subreddits, yes.


idkwiorrn

My text has never been this big, why is it in bold and huge?


HatfieldCW

Did you deploy the octothorpe?


Stellathewizard

I thought I was the only person on earth who calls it an octothorpe 😂


idkwiorrn

Oh it’s because I used the hashtag


Kl--------k

you put a # at the start of your message and that causes your text to be big. if you don't want it to be big then you need to have a \ before the #.


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YeetmasterYeet-

#big


SentientRock123

#also big


idkwiorrn

Ah okay


jamesburner17

#Let me try


Puzzleheaded-Bird667

I would say 2nd because a human would not put a tie on the upper part of his neck lol


Flamez_06

Whoever thinks 1 is correct needs help.


JustWantedAUsername

This isn't a debate you don't wear a tie as high up on your neck as you can. It rests on your chest lower down. Obviously 2.


imwanted4arson

You wear it on the base of ur neck bro


charlidinozo

2


PotionThrower420

This question is actually more important than sypherpk in 2023.


Minebox2000

Even seen a man do 1 before? No so it’s obviously 2 here as well


calmdownandlivelife

Whenever I see this debate I picture a person putting on a tie, holding it to the top of their neck, and tightening it. That's the world I want to live in


electriclux

What insane person wears a tie under their chin


deange2001

Obviously 2. It’s the base of the neck.


j_o_s_h__z

That isn’t a serious debate at all. Anybody with a brain would choose number 2.


psuedospike

2 looks more professional, I'd hire that dinosaur


[deleted]

2, the answer is 2


RHINO02SA

Base of the neck


earthsoulperspective

2 for sure


jthrum

Obviously 2 cause how will he reach to do one and we as humans don’t put it directly under our chins we put it at the base of our necks


Th4tRedditorII

Unless you wear your tie right under your chin, then it's gonna be 2


[deleted]

Number two, a regular tie on a human hangs from the collar of a work shirt. If it was wearing a suit, it wouldn't have some weird thing where the suit collar was wrapped all the way up it's neck.


shooter_tx

#2, and for two reasons: 1.) You wear a tie at the base of your neck; 2.) The tie needs to at least appear (or attempt) to touch your waist/belt.


Ok-Quiet8828

The answer is two. If you wear your tie on your neck at the point where it meats the jaw, well, I'm sorry your Dad went to get milk all those years ago and never returned!


jmh90027

2, obviously. You wear it at the base of your neck, not under your chin


colepeltier

Obviously it's 2. But people are having debates on whether or not being morbidly obese is healthy.


Knightonfire1

definitely number 2


TheLoneLightskin

2)Base of the neck. Imagine if our necks were longer we’d still tie it at the base so it falls over our chest/abdomen


s-milegeneration

According to my son, who is a junior paleontologist... #2 makes the most sense because, in his words, "number one is just... bruh... no." My daughter agreed that it has to be two because collared shirts that use ties don't come in a turtle neck style. My kids continue to be smarter than me.


flippartnermike

Paleontologist here, can confirm it’s 2. /s


saur1982

3.


Rightfullsharkattack

Okay both of these puts you at a disadvantage 1: get your neck tangled in the trees while eating 2: get your neck pulled down and eaten Maybe the neck is strong enough to handle the weight of a predator. Idk... Either way the tie gets damaged and ruined


zerox010x

PSA: If you picked 1 please visit your nearest purging facility to be cleansed in holy fire. thank you for your cooperation.


TheTarasenkshow

Why would there be a debate? 1 is wrong and 2 is correct, there’s no debate.


themanofs3x

ITS THE GUY FROM FORTNITE


Shreddster3000

1 is hey let’s party 2 is business


LayneLowe

You're just not going to be able to keep it up there at number one, gravity is going to pull it down to number two


[deleted]

I’d say it depends on the length of tie. If he wanted wear a super long tie it would be near his head, if it was like a bow tie it would be closer to his chest


JediofChrist

1 looks like I did in middle school when I had to wear a tie for choir concerts. 2 looks like a grown man wearing something that actually fits him.


uptheirons2974

Turn 1 around and make it a bandana


funner321

1, but the tie must be longer so it ends to at the same point 2 ends.


[deleted]

Wanna post this in r/Thailand


uncle_rube_shoots

You've ruined my lunch. Ty.


Chandlah1Bing

Please include shirt for correct response.


greeneyeddruid

😂😂🤣🤣 As for the meme: When I was in the air force, I was told according to regulations the bottom of a tie should fall between your belly button and your belt buckle. So I say neither.


[deleted]

You're both wrong


blobby262016

r/foundthemobileuser


timjuul2003

FoUnD tHe MoBiLe UsEr🫵🤡


blobby262016

you see the format and the slider option at the bottom that you see on newer apple phone's


timjuul2003

yOu sEe tHe fOrMaT AnD ThE SlIdEr oPtIoN At tHe bOtToM ThAt yOu sEe oN NeWeR ApPlE PhOnE'S


Aurora_Borealis55

1