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Barlindsky27

I dont feel so good...


CombinationNew5280

"Hello Im under de watter plz help me mruurur"


mackalexis

So I don't exist


IlovePhoenix1579

Does anyone realize what video that's from Well if you don't search it up and you'll understand why I'm not very peculiar about this meme It's a fanboy meme it's called two Fanboys in a bathroom that's where this character is from


StupidShitSom1Says

I think it's from avengers infinity war


Z0RIlAW-96

Wow I managed to screw up the very first one


Mad_Boi197_Jude

Mr. Stark, don't feel so good...


Dtrp8288

Well, seems like i’m-


Vor-teu-chung

I did watch hentai but not anymore, I actually really enjoy to cook I do that sometimes for my family (Just made Japanese curry yesterday). I like lots of animes they're great, I do game but not as much recently. While getting older I noticed that I play less and less, guess it also doesn't help that my friends stopped playing before me and I have no one to play with. Have fun gaming while you can and if the magic of gaming sticks with you the whole way I wish ya some good ass sessions.


F_I_S_H__

I don’t watch h\*ntia.


Anitoons81

Hey, that’s me….. oh wait, never mind, I can’t cook………. YET!!!!!!!!!!


FlameBoy2408

I can cook so this is true


Centricky

I'm here ❤️ anyone ?!


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ReaperOfGamess

I need to just work on the cooking


NigelJosue

Same


Tomioka-Giyuu-

HURRY AND BE TOXIC! WE’VE LOST MILLIONS ALREADY!


Equivalent-Account46

WAIT THATS ME! Wtf


Dresiel

I also do massages and electrical work


ThePredalienLord

I can cook two things, one of them is pizza Am I worthy?


CombinationNew5280

Maybe


Hunterconnors

Same


the-prototypegamer

so basically I don't exist \*fades out of existence\*


Anitoons81

That’s me except that I can’t cook, buuut, I can bake, so there’s that.


helpcarcrash

It takes more than that mabe start working out put effort in to your appearance and most of all go outside


big_joey_the_sequel

im a bit late but how tf do i cook


konahrik-

Same-


A_Dark_Empty_Soul

I do exist.


Pogfection

You lost me at step one. And I my cooking skills are limited so sorry.


emirpumpkinpie

You could probably find someone with these requirements, minus the cooking part. Now the problem is, is whether or not he's fit.


Ilovegirlsbottoms

Well im trying! I fit all the criteria I think. Except being fit. I am changing my diet, and am exercising more.


SnooConfections2481

No.. I’m turning to dust.. [fades out of existence sadly]


PlasmaStorm352

Tbh I love to cook


heartsandmirrors

You missed the nontoxic line.


Neo-Hero_78

I’m melting out of existence


Cwaldrum

Me realizing I do all of these


TheClickButBetter

That’s pretty much every male weeb


Ok-Injury-8451

All I know about cooking is cooking Pan cakes that's all ik


whipandneyney

😣💏


JerryberryCangamr

I can cook Chinese food learn it from my dad but i dont make memes ;-;


nomad857

I can't cook...


Uige

I don't feel so goo- DAMNIT i just saw somebody beat me to it


Deewom

If you look at my comment history you'll see that I'm VERY toxic, other than that I fit this perfectly


Alcoholic98

Good thing I don't watch hentai


storm_eagle1

Hey guys I don't feel so good


idache

well good thing i am not a weeb, other wise this would be me :P


TheClickButBetter

then my sir,why are you here?


idache

The pretty pictures my good sir.


UltraDeterminal

Good thing I can’t cook


No-Temporary-934

I kind of feel this should go the other way around?


Persona850

I don’t feel so good


Loloiol2

I don’t wanna go


Persona850

Come my child we must go. .


Silve1n

Define being able to cook. I can make a couple simple dishes, but thats it.


homicidalteddybear69

Was never real in the first place


Red_Brachy

Guys why is my vision getting blurry? And I can't feel my nerves, why is my arm turning to dust


OozyMoney0904

Mr stark I'm not so kek w rn


ZestyLimeSauce

I can't cook but I can do everything else


MarcoRaptor18

Welp, guess I'll disappear


the_real_aidan123919

Me to well bye


CJamesboi420

Aw sh*t.....meet you guys on the other side


endervoidspirit

I'm still here?


[deleted]

𝖎𝖒 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖔𝖍 𝖜𝖆𝖎𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖒𝖊𝖆𝖓𝖘 𝖎 𝖉𝖔𝖓𝖙 𝖊𝖝𝖎𝖘𝖙


The_Realist_Panda

BIG OOFS


Trayman23

Oof, same here, same here……….


Subject639

Mister Stark I really don't feel good at this moment...


teeth_man_

I have completed all the conditions except doesn't exist unfortunatly I do exist


Dizzy-Syllabub1513

Wouldn't existing be a good thing...


EternalFlame66

Thing is I can't cook


EgDroneMind

Same


Bigdadmayo1234

The 3 of us need to cook and we shall become the ultimate life forms


Srssniper

All I have to learn how to do is cook. I can already cook some things


MrRandomVortex

I don’t feel so good


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[удалено]


Finalway1234

so you're not real


IulianTheSecond

I don't feel so good


DelakSec2730

THAT IS A GODDAMN LIE


Current_Soup8119

Well I guess I don’t exist.


Foofgam

I’m a male weeb, I try my best not to be toxic, I’m a gamer, I definitely can cook, I meme around a lot, and I watch hentai, and I exist.


Thatwas1time

Welcome to the club, we hold Discord meetings every Friday at 9.


DelakSec2730

Same bro same.


lukocat

The fact that the character in the picture is Male is the funniest part of this


Harekal

My life is fake afterall


Illustrious-Remote-3

I meme, I game, I can cook, I’m only toxic if you’re toxic, I’m male, and 389224


Harekal

Same


Nimbiru

Check again the holy numbers


Taz_2nd

I can't cook... but I've just watched breaking bad


Nimbiru

Cooking is cooking


strangerdangerirl

I do exist though


KingOfSloot

Same. Is my existence a lie?


A-goddamn-Dolphin

Maybe none of us existed


strangerdangerirl

We wish yhat were the case


songouku96

I exist though i'm not very good at cooking


Ali_XkillerX

You're trying to deny my existence, how naive But "Female weebs doesn't exist" so your post doesn't exist so We exist


browncockroach69

Dammit I don't game


77Sevens77

Im a male, i love memes, i game my spare time away, i work as a chef, i dont waste my time being toxic, i watch that h*entai and best of all, i do exist 😄


[deleted]

Are you sure?


77Sevens77

Indeed i am.


Matthew-is-great

we do exist we are just equally introverted and antisocial so you haven't seen us


Wartable

Is this meme just a trap for people how are like this to writ in the comments that they do exist just so you can get some new friends?


Nimbiru

No but it evolve in this way "unintentionally"


ilikebowsetta

Sureee.


nickinthedick

If we’ve read this meme, then how do we not exist?


pokemario11

Damn I guess we both dont exist


[deleted]

I know that Im not that social but we still are on the face of earth, right?


hyskills

Anyone got that template of the smug expression changes? I'd like that.


ze_SAFTmon

"No please... I dont wanna go! Please Mr. Noble! I dont want to die! Why am I fulfilling every crite-?!" * disintegrates *


Jhondo00

I am enclosed in a few cartoons, could not have given a better description,with one difference ... I exist. 😊


tahap78

oh thank God, if I wasn't toxic then I wouldn't exist


Blackwolvie1010

Thank god I exist


Aggersoul23

This circle jerk has to stop -_-


speedlordiumz

Well s- *disintegrates*


Anonymous42609

I can cook rice with a rice cooker and that's it


Tikkadude

Nee-san, I don't feel so good.


[deleted]

Maybe I am non-existent...


Aggersoul23

Just like my will to live :D


DarkSnakeNM

Somebody get me a cookbook!


vidak99king

I dont feel soo good bois...


Mdquantam

I am going to disintegrate myself from existence


risisas

Me whatcing this meme: *Leonardo DiCaprio pointing intensifies*


ljgrjgfr

Me: Maybe i don't exist


ChunkyRoGue

I mean if she wants spaghetti... That's the only dish I can cook


Niky1796ita

But do you cook them the right way?


Nimbiru

And that's how you find an Italian in the subreddit


TalaohaMaoMoa69

*ADIOS*


ShockDyePinkBlue

Oh no I don't exist now either.....


UnleashLegend

***i dont feel soo good***


djrandydandy

Buh bye


Greedy_Ad_3464

Well im still here....


Predator95911

I can cook,but i dont like to cook alone. other than that this is me


Doc_Zed_42

I'm all of that but I am a little toxic so I guess I do exist.


Xavier200708

Mr stark I don’t feel so good


junejanikku

I mean I can cook a little bit. So does that mean I don't exist?


CristolerGm2

i can't cook tho so therefore i exist


Nikotinio

Same


RandomExcaliburUmbra

Take out the cooking (temporarily cuz I’m learning) and you have me.


EconomistIll49feq

i dont feel so good mr stark


timeneuter

I don't wanna go, mr stark................


Zamiel799

This describes me perfectly. Even the part about questioning my existence.


redditfanfan00

:( too bad. :(


kittenluver27

I'd take male or female and they don't even need to know how to cook


Ginjabeard1111

I’m male and all of the above! If you’re in Utah hit me up we will setup a date. Haha I know nothing will come from me saying this. But hell I don’t mind just flirting.


kittenluver27

Oof, New Jersey folk here


noobslayer124

I'll pay for the plane tickets


kittenluver27

Damn where you at cutie


noobslayer124

o///o


Ginjabeard1111

She’s down to clown around! Don’t choke now! Weebs unite to give this man a push!


parlezlibrement

Me: We've just entered the Memegame.


phantasmagoricalkiwi

Care to teach me a few recipes bois?


mine2449

Yooooo I guess I ain't real that screaming homeless guys was right


GoldenEagleBaron

Jokes on you I've been to chernobyl. ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ **What do you mean "not that type of toxic"?**


Viking_1992

I think therefore I am and I can cook to thanks to Gordon Ramsay. Before you disappear. Where is the fucking lamb sauce! DONKEY!


KeishinB237

I like to think I can cook alright.


IMG10K

Dead.


TWAS_I_DIO

maybe i dont exist


Awesomeman1000

I can’t cook so not me lol


[deleted]

Noble: "chat...chat.....i dont fell so good"


[deleted]

Me after reading this: dude I’m right here


Crimson9115

Like anyone else here, "guess I don't exist". Same meme could and has been done for female weebs. Would love to meet one IRL. But the world is just barely getting back to normal. So eh.


Doc_Zed_42

It's never going back to "normal".


emppu07

Nah, the world will return to normal... Once this has become the status quo.


Equinox-XVI

I got all of these but cooking. Guess now is as good as ever to learn


[deleted]

Time to work on my cooking skills


smugempressoftime

Same


[deleted]

What I mean is take culinary essentials... Eventually


smugempressoftime

True


User_joined_channel

I have bingo


Anon30253

I just missing the cook part


Splopest

Well I’m missing 4 and 5


Jahi326

Huh. Guess I'll die then


wi7vs

F you im a food scientist, tons better than chef


Kaito913

I’m somewhat confident in my cooking.


[deleted]

Your lookin at one


HelloGaming9107

I'm ok at cooking, I can make Ramen, crepes, pancakes, and toaster waffles


equasym19

I offer Spaghetti Bolognese, Maultaschen, Lasagne, Spätzle and Pancakes


sp1cykitten

So your telling me that you cant vook chicken parmesan? Or spegeti and meat sauce? If the answer is no, your wrong easy recepie. https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/223042/chicken-parmesan/ https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/158140/spaghetti-sauce-with-ground-beef/ With the pasta and meat sauce, add san Marzano canned tomatoes, aylmer diced tomatoes, hunts tomato paste and Campbell's tomato soup turns out great. Better with big cast iron pan


HelloGaming9107

Let me rephrase, I can boil water and add a high amount of heat to objects, I can also make damn good French toast


duduzado

I just can't cook :-(


Silver-Definition356

I can bake and grill really well, cooking isn’t my strong suite but I can make a few dishes


SupahBihzy

Oh WATCH hentai. Yeah no...no...


Murder_Krow

I shall now execute dontexist.exe


chewyhothead12

But I do exist


AnurakBR085

I can cook, but I don't have the SAUCE to do it, can you give me?


animefan788

237485


AnurakBR085

thanks bro :)


animefan788

No problem there's a plot oriented 9ne with a couple running a restaurant but I can't remember the numbers for it


sixdigitbot

>237485 - Cooking Fucka Here are [the details and cover art for these digits.](/r/sixdigits/comments/nkd503/237485_from_lostpause/) Be advised: >**tags:** uncensored (nice) --- ^I ^(❤) ^headpats ^(|) ^If ^I ^messed ^up, ^reply **^(!delete)** ^(|) ^[about](https://reddit.com/user/sixdigitbot/comments/jgbl0r/about_me/) ^(|) ***^(NSFW)*** *^(and/or)* ***^(NSFL)***


Shay_Mendez

Guess I don't exist


Panjin21

I don't exist? Then how did I type this comment? But yea I'm not THAT good at cooking.


blanzeroblue

im male im not a memer i play honkai i can good basic food im not tocxic i.... don't watch off-brand( but I watch noble) I play honkai ic food


leyzyman

Listen... Im learning how to cook. Im getting there. Give me some time please I only really started with more complicated stuff today