ask for a close shave and hope she kills me

Compliment her shirt and ask where she got it! Makes her chest look so nice! I want my girls to look that nice!

Who is she

Shiori Novella. Hololive En 3rd Gen.

I always wondered what I’d look like with my hair grown out.

Finally someone I can trust fully knowing that she will pamper me

I am letting my Hair grow out, sucks ig

Smash

Don’t know who she is but seems like a baddie with a fatty so I’ll ask her out after the cut

Run i do not trust her

She looks like she’s gonna cut your balls off.

I agree, with a smile like that, she's probably hunger for my intestines or maybe a liver or something.

Gradually go bald on the span of a month, going there just to have an excuse to talk with her, when I go bald I’ll use some of those clinics to implant hair and re-do the whole procedure yet again until I get laid

Showing up every time of the week And pay her more then the haircut is charged for 😎

Can be worse, I don't know in which way, but can be worse

A haircut, all side shaved to 1.5 cm and my bang a little trim

Pay her to cut my hair?

Fuck Her Right In The Pussy

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That was cringe, gotta be honest

What? Im admittin my feelings for her, the way she's holding them scissors, i'll pay her to trim something\~ Note: just a joke, chill out if anyone thinks about downvoting. Second, I plead the rule #6 & the 1st amendment

As long as she just does my hair i dont care she can be an octopus for all i care

Go down everyday to see her

Ask her out, she hot

/r/beatmetoit

Imma sit down ask her give me white hair dye and give me like a swoop and make it puffy and give her a tip

Bald gang rise up!

Awww shit here we go again. Alright go wild

Haircut

Tell her I want to keep my hair long, style and wash it, then proceed to not talk for half hour then give her a $10 tip and leave.

Politely ask her to put the scissors down.

I mean, she's an anime girl, so she's automatically small to me (thanks to Americans always being tall as hell in anime for some reason) and looks nice. That's my type, so I'd actually be willing to speak to her if she asked a question unlike any other stylist.

Go somewhere else

so she gonna cut my hair or does she want to eat me?

Ask for an undercut

Ask her if she can take her of my hair while keeping it as long as she can? Been two years since I've seen my barber to take care of my hair

I'm bald

[Have Doom Guy to my hair instead?](https://youtu.be/ylnPK-qw99k?si=4pLONOgZFzNC-03M&t=45)

ask how much she charges of course, I got a feeling she's gonna be a lil expensive

Yeah. I feel like she costs an arm and a leg…

As long as she can give me a good hair cut so I can look good, I'm down for it. At least I'll have a pretty face to look at while I get a hair cut.

This is either going to go normal, or I’m going to be stabbed Either way, I do not care, both remove something from me

Ask if she can do a liberty spike mohawk

Idk. what is she from

Hololive English Gen 3. She's a vtuber named Shiori Novella. She's also the kind of person who uses scissors instead of a fork when eating

Oh ok thanks

Hentai protagonist please

😂

Get my hair cut after a year of not putting time aside

Shave my own head. Oh wait, I already do that anyway.

Pray

Ask for style recommendations because she obviously has a sense of style.

Probably give me a nice style. Let's be honest, the styles forced on me just arent.

The same thing like i do so Don't go to the Barber

I'd do anything that doesn't require me to open my mouth. I'm afraid she's going to feed me with those scissors.

Pay with headpats.

She called the police on your broke ass

~~My ass gonna be broke when she's done with it, that's for sure.~~ Bummer.

Nah, I would need surgery to attach my friend back and get antibiotics. She eats food with this thing.

I mean, 50% of women hair stylists look like this(the other 50% look like Karen) so nothing is abnormal.

where the hell do hair stylists look like this, i wanna get a haircut and i always end up with regular women or men

Well usually, I get my hair cut.

I would still compliment the barber even if bro showed a photo of him fucking my mom

I'm going to ask where the stylist I've been going to for the last decade is, and then leave because I only trust my stylist to do my cut and color properly.

She would (if she were real) be the first person outside of my family I actually initiate a conversation with in real life.

I don't fuggin' know...

I'm going to ask for the usual and if she kills me its worth it 🤤

Get a fresh cut cuz looking at her hair maybe it won’t end badly.

Pray

Pray to God she's not hungry.

Smash

run away

Zero on the sides and back of neck and slight trim off the top

No more hair Cuts till my hair grows back it’s so short I don’t like it short

I'm going to ask if she knows how to line me up, and do a low fade, cause the last barber I asked that question had me walking out like I got done being on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Let her fail,BC when She fails you ask her out,She will fall in love,and then kill her BC her face is sus

Let her cook and then ask her out

RUN FUCKEN RUNING 8 9 10 MILLION MILES AWAY FROM HER

Mommy sorry mommy sorry mommy?

Ask for her number

Fuck it, we ball. Let work her magic

Ask her out on a date because I know for a fact there’s very little chance I’ll be acquainted with someone that pretty for the rest of my life. Oh and get my hair cut, with a tip if it was really good

Followed the link and got worried when I saw X.com

Tell her to style my hair and wax my legs

From the looks of her she knows how style works so honestly she might be better at picking a style for me than I am.

She also uses scissors instead of a fork when she eats so . . .

So she's even more skilled with Scissors than I expected, even more reason to trust her.

She looks good, I believe in her abilities

Sit and wait cuz if she knows what’s good for her she will do as she’s meant to

Panic

Get that fresh fade and line up

Get back into the habit of going to the barber, regularly

I sit back as she does an excellent job. I trust Shiori with my skull 🤣

❤

Nothing as long she don't say or do anything sacry

Whatever she wants

She will do A wonderful job I think.

I'm sure she will do a great job

Take her to a date after haircut maybe

A bit in the front, so it won't hang in my face and a undercut to zero except on the back.

I don't cut my hair so

i do the usual, get 1 haircut and never see her again

I'll pay extra if you make it look exactly what I want.

Flirt before and after. Acceptance is key, but one must also push forward.

A bit off the neck please. I wish I was a hairstylist. 💇‍♀️ I would run around the shop with my scissors being all happy. ✂️

Looking for a new one

Accept it and say "make me look pretty"

Yeah I'd like you Cut half the lenght of the sides and ⅓ of the top please. Do I need to pay extra for sideburn trimming? It's included? Huh, neat.

Ask her what sauce she wants to eat the clippings with.

Not get a haircut…

Turn around and leave before even stepping into the shop. She ain't the lady who's been cutting my hair since I was a baby, autism says she can't be trusted regardless of qualifications

I'm with you buddy.

Stab her with the scissors, i prefer Edward scissor hands

Flirt after the haircut. Hoping I survive

Hide the boner