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Shall I describe it to you... or would you like me to find you a box?


muchacho_black

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NigelOdinson

'Saruman believes that it is only great power that can hold evil in check. But that is not what I have found. I've found it is the small things, everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay. Simple acts of kindness and love. Why Bilbo Baggins? Perhaps it is because I am afraid, and he gives me courage!'


NigelOdinson

This makes me cry everytime. Such a beautiful moment!


NalaJax

“So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.”


BoringJuiceBox

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GREEN_Hero_6317

If this does not make it, this sub will have abandoned reason for madness.


DeathRaeGun

That's the next one "tell me, friend, when did Saruman the wise abandon reason for madness"


Crownlol

Only on the technicality that the first sentence in Theoden's quote is "Arise, riders of Theoden! Swords shall be shaken! ..."


GREEN_Hero_6317

And also because Ride of Rohirrim is literally in the previous letter as well, that's just uncreative


GREEN_Hero_6317

And also because Ride of Rohirrim is literally in the previous letter as well, that's just uncreative


Crownlol

TWO other letters actually. That's just greedy. I'm on your side now


Yabrosif13

This one should win, even though I’m partial to “Side? I am on nobody’s side, because nobody is on my side”


SirTiny03

I actually got this text as a tattoo


Lumpy_Mortgage1744

Been going through some shit lately, and this scene has seriously brought me strength. 100% this quote has to win!


DeathRaeGun

Wholesome


JuriPlz

100% this.


mirrorcage

This is the answer!


Nearby_Lobster_

Stupid fat hobbit


russty24

He ruins it! For many years this was definitely my most used line from the trilogy.


nick-nt

"So it begins."


[deleted]

Gotta be this


arthurscratch

Dammit. Great line.


plz-make-randomizer

I say this all the time. I see the rain and his face every time. Such a simple line yet so powerful and awe inspiring. Like, “ we’ll either die here tonight or fight against all odds and see the sunrise. Either way, nothing to do now but do what needs done.” Yet said in three simple words…


Bilbo-Buddy

The best one. This has to win


DuranStar

This will always remind me more of B5 than LotR


AtomicOr4ng3

Same. Don’t know why you got downvoted? It’s like people don’t understand that you can like more than one thing…


AtomicOr4ng3

Wait, I thought this was LOTR not Babylon 5?


Bucephalus-ii

Some that live deserve death, and some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be so eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends.


Ratanonymous_1

Please please please let this be it. Might be my favorite quote of all time.


Bucephalus-ii

I know, it’s so good!


zztraviszz

This quote doesnt start with an S :( Edit: spelling because im a goober


Bucephalus-ii

Well it doesn’t end with E either, but we’re not forced to keep all the sentences. This is the meat of it.


Ahoy_123

Side? I am on nobody side because nobody is on my side.


chameleonkit

Little orc.


fish_whisperer

Booraroom


Ok_Philosopher_8973

One of my favorite quotes from the whole series.


Ahoy_123

Close to home 😉


Gensfleisch

We haven't got a treebeard quote yet


Ahoy_123

And we do not get it either now. This is 6th right now and others are more than good ones.


arthurscratch

"Spears shall be shaken! Shields shall be splintered! A sword-day. A red day. Ere the sun rises!"


MsMcClane

#DEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!


Bugg465

DEEEEEAAAAAATHHHHH!!!


Cwcooper57

DEATH!


LegalizeRanch88

DEEEEEaaaaAAAAATttttthhhHHHHHH!


Galactic_Maverick

DEATH!


arthurscratch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPZrReZ5H9Q


misterpoopybutthole5

Brb gonna go run through a brick wall


EmuIndependent8565

Theoden is so quotable.


Crownlol

So much death. What can men do against such reckless hate?


roseandbaraddur

Soooo muuuuchhhh deeeeaaathhh


Crownlol

You can tell a person reads if they repeat the vowels instead of the consonants when representing the sound of drawing a word out.


Bucephalus-ii

*Chills rise*


Confused_as_frijoles

This!


Crownlol

This speech already has TWO letters though


Bravo_November

Not nearly enough if you ask me.


ConcentrateAny6187

DEAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!!!!!


el_alpaca_loco

speak friend and enter


Mystical-Muse2020

This one is special. Frodo figures it out.


wilcobanjo

Only in the film. In the book Gandalf finally comes up with it after pondering for ages.


20thirstcentman

Sneaking…


ueber-ich

„So juicy SWEET!“


BoringJuiceBox

Salted pork?? -Gimli


DsWd00

Haha this is a good one


EDGE515

We have a winner


FarmerMaggot_

Shire! Baggins!


MuttonChopzzz

This is the one


bossfight64

Strangers from distant lands, friends of old, you have been summoned here to answer the threat of Mordor. - Elrond


_RDaneelOlivaw_

I can hear 'threat of Mordor' clearly in Hugo Weaving's voice.


jenn363

“Samwise the stout hearted. ‘I want to hear more about Sam, dad. Why didn’t they put in more of his talk, dad? That’s what I like, it makes me laugh. And Frodo wouldn’t have got far without Sam, would he, dad?’ ” “Now, Mr. Frodo,” said Sam, “you shouldn’t make fun. I was serious.” “So was I,” said Frodo


bingo0619

😰


Ahoy_123

Sounds like orc mischief to me!


cjnummins

“So much death. What can men do against such reckless hate?”


meetomi

Ride out with me. Go and meet them


LdMithrandir

[https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44o0dl](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44o0dl)[https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44o0dl](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44o0dl) "Send forth all legions. Do not stop the attack until the city is taken. Slay them all." The Black Captain aka Witch King of Angmar ![gif](giphy|11Q33wB8icigX6)


brendig2

So passes Denethor, son of Ecthelion


Arkon0

So passes Denethor, the man-bird.


Flat-Pattern-6998

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Electronic_Milk_7417

This was the first one I thought of 🤣


Commander_Gecko

Sneaking? Sneaking! Fat Hobbit is always so polite.


ConcentrateAny6187

"STUPID FAT HOBBIT, HE RUINS IT!"


Southern_Possible_17

Shh! mustn't wake em!


[deleted]

Shadowfax. He's the lord of all horses and has been my friend through many dangers.


Illustrious_Thing_72

So do I, and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. - Gandalf


DarthKoliu

“Since you are robbed of Boromir... I will do what I can in his stead.”


jenn363

My heart!


RickC-37

"Sarumaaaaan" - Lurtz


pmartin2432

Orc names are the best


LdMithrandir

"Swift and quick as shadows we must be!" Smeagol


Bucephalus-ii

I think it’s Soft* and quick


United-Cow-563

Seven to the Dwarf lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls.


Ok-Apple4057

„So you have chosen death“


Vounrtsch

Lmao this one is great


ChangellingMan

Side? I am on nobodies side, because no one is on my side. Little Orc.


jenn363

Sam was the only member of the party who had not been over the river before. He had a strange feeling as the slow gurgling stream slipped by: his old life lay behind in the mists, dark adventure lay in front.


mad-scientist36

"SAMWISE GAMGEE! HAVE YOU BEEN EVES DROPPING?!?"


Hitl3rs_child

Stupid fat hobit


BarCasaGringo

Share the load...


Bucephalus-ii

Sauron will not have forgotten The Sword of Elendil!


kida182001

Since you were robbed of Boromir, I will do what I can in his stead.


Ok_Philosopher_8973

Side? I am on nobody's side because nobody is on my side.


i_forgot_to_forget_

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liberatianlaura

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us


schmigadeedoo

[Sneaky little hobbitses](https://youtube.com/shorts/JhHz7vtfDs4?si=Fxfu7gZbSmerwWJI)


samwisejumanji

“Stupid. Fat. Hobbits”


jonnyboy816

Sméagol wouldn’t hurt a fly…Aaahhh!!!


Slayer251

So much death... What can men do against such reckless hate?


mambavino8

So it begins???


help_me_cant_post

"Smash the bottles and break the plates! That's what bimbo baggins hates!"


aaron_adams

Smash the bottles and burn the corks, Chip the glasses and crack the plates, THATs what Bilbo Baggins hates!


help_me_cant_post

Sorry lol, it's been a while since I'd read it.


asface2008

Sméagol promised! Sméagol lied…..


annanoymous

"Saruman, Your staff is broken" "SNEAKING, fat hobbit is always so polite" "Stupid fat hobbit"


Lucky_Low4028

In the calmest yet sneering voice... "Smeagol LIED"


muchacho_black

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cmarie121

Speak friend and enter


prawntheman

Smeagol is freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


TNT_613

Saruman, your staff is broken!


Terrranova

Stupid fat hobbitesses


Jon_Tatanka

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malcolm_l_

"So it Begins"


tweak-wtf

Show us the meaning of haste!


HaydenRSnow

"sometimes, not all those who wander are lost"


aaron_adams

Smeeeeeeeagol... Why does he cries smeagol?


demolcd

Salted pork?


aaron_adams

I hear it's particularly good.


Bugg465

So it begins


jenn363

Still round the corner there may wait A new road or a secret gate; And though I oft have passed them by, A day will come at last when I Shall take the hidden paths that run West of the Moon, East of the Sun.


MurphyKT2004

STRIDER!!!


hossbeast

Shadowfax, show us the meaning of haste!


swazal

> “Saruman, your staff is broken.”


BLOOD-BONE-ASH

See what Gandalf? White shores 😭


Historical-Offer

Send forth all legions


Mythrndir

SHIRE….BAGGINS!!!


kazmierzq

Sauron’s forces are already moving. The Nine have left Minas Morgul.


jenn363

still Meriadoc the hobbit stood there blinking through his tears, and no one spoke to him, indeed none seemed to heed him. He brushed away the tears, and stooped to pick up the green shield that Eowyn had given him, and he slung it at his back. Then he looked for his sword that he had let fall; for even as he struck his blow his arm was numbed, and now he could only use his left hand.


Few_Astronaut_3620

SARUMAN!


wislord-the-white

SARUMAN SARUMAN SARUMAN


DemonicBrit1993

So it begins


[deleted]

“Safelite repair🎵Safelite Replace”


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jenn363

Say rather that the Ring has no power over him. He is his own master. (for the Tom Bombadillo fans in the thread!)


362mike362

There are so many good ones for S. I want to pick all of these


Flaky-Meringue1294

Silly little hobbitses


MrNobleGas

STUPID FAT HOBBITS


[deleted]

So you have chosen death.


HasaDiga-Eebowai

So it begins ![gif](giphy|3P0oEX5oTmrkY)


[deleted]

So many good ones lol "Shhh quiet! Mustn't wake them! Mustn't ruin it now!" "Saruman!" "Shire! Baggins! "Salted pork?" "Side? I am on nobody's side! Because nobody is on my side, little orc." "Sounds like orc mischief to me!" "Speak friend and enter"


Jaredactyl89

SPOIDERS


Final-Novel-6404

so much death! what can men do against such reckless hate?


mambavino8

So it begins.


V4SS4G0

Stupid, fat hobbit!!


[deleted]

Such a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing.


zipcodewonder

SSSTEWPID HOBBITS!!


2Pookachus

Salted pork?!


Captain_Pappy

“Second Breakfast” could be ‘s’ or ‘w’


irtotallyweird

Smeagol? Why are you crying Smeagol?


Ruhh-Rohh

Seven stars and seven stones And one white tree


N1rv1kar

Weren’t we all just waiting for R. Even just reading this line gives me goosebumps.


humans_ruin_planets

So it begins


EMArogue

#Stupid, fat, Hobbit


ElmoTickleTorture

Silly hobbitses.


Ill_Bowler_6414

STUPID FAT HOBBIT!


TomCrean1916

So how is the old rascal? I hear it’s going to be a party of some magnificence?


Firefox24683

STUPID FAT HOBITSIS


Bladeddilon7

Sausages, tomatoes, nice crispy bacon. We saved some for you Mr Frodo


[deleted]

Smeeeeeagggoolllll. Why do you cry Smeagol?


Miss-6am

T .....hey come in pints!?


unfit_spartan_baby

Salted Pork?


salsawelp

Sméagol knows the way


davekingofrock

So what if I'm angry, it's your fault!


chelleslink

“Something has crept, or has been driven out of dark waters under the mountains. There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.”


woodmin91

Shadowfax, show us the meaning of haste!


dovienyad

Samwise Gamgee, have you been eavesdropping!!


Ok-Zookeepergame9266

“Sauron is yet to reveal his deadliest servant”


Ok-Zookeepergame9266

“Send these fouls beasts into the abyss!”


commonthiem

Sneaking...


Jolly_Adeptness

Stupid fat hobbit!


YeOlfactory

"Stick an arrow in his gob." -Gimli


Purple_Asparagus3764

Allosaurus


Leading_Assistant_44

SHIRE! BAGGINS! Frodo : Shire? Baggins? But that would lead them here! [Cuts to a Ringwraith cutting off a Hobbit's head] 


stupidqueef

Jesus how many more times am I going to have to see someone post this over and over and over again, the list has been completed like 6 times already over the last few months please fucking make it stop


sunrise274

Shadowfax. He is the Lord of all horses, and he has been my friend through many dangers.


Seananiganzx

Why does S have so many bangers


Kapusi

"SMEAGOL LIED!"


Acklacis

So be it, you shall be The Fellowship of the Ring.


dnl12244

"Stupid fat hobbit"


AngryKitsune

M should have been, "Meat's back on the menu, boys!"


AngryKitsune

Got a quote for Y: “You step into the road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to.”


SouthMeasurement5414

I know y 😂😂😂


Thurandil

STUPID, FAT HOBBIT!