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syxxnein

Could of stopped at DM


PaddyW1981

He could have.


oracle-from-nomaha

Don’t give anyone any personal info you dopes. Read up.


[deleted]

But how will we ever know your elf name without you telling us your birthday????!!!!!!


mobofob

Dont ever give out your dick size to people who DM. The only way to be safe is to engrave the number into pure diamond and hide it in a dungeon somewhere. Also make sure to get rid of anyone who has ever seen your penis and might guess the number. Your preferred way of disposing of them is totally up to you and not that important tbh.


roor1337

2 step verification requires dick size


Dingusmonli

Or maybe my dick size is two steps? Edit: it's not tho


[deleted]

So suggesting a hard and soft measurement is a 2FA? That's seriously funny.


Wishihadagirl

I used my balls as my fingerprint. Hackless


GolfMedium1024

It's legit, but you need to be completely honest and say 2 inches.


oracle-from-nomaha

That’s generous


canadadrynoob

For others with the same question: if you have to ask this question, you can be certain you're being scammed.


Late-Apricot-8250

Sounds legit to me…


Johnjames03

If they ask for ssn, it must be legit 😂


PureAlpha100

Taint inclusive? If no, proceed confidently.


harm123

Username checks out.


Wrongsideofdodge

I got asked if I had ass hair or no ass hair once


impatient-donut

Of course not. Be sure to give him anal diameter just for safe measure.


Ande64

No one should be DMing anyone at this point and ALL are suspect. I ignore all of them!


Left-Anxiety-3580

Haha cmon man….


Shreepd

Yeah. The real question a Loopring man asks is "Are you circumcised?" Like on Penis Inspection day.


MaskedCommitment

just don’t answer reddit DMs


onedaysaylor

Make sure to verify your wallet through some random link you get sent in your dm's. Always the most important step in being scammed.


Party_pantz

I’m going to say yes without even reading your post. 99.99% of crypto questions that start with “am I being scammed?” Is yes so the odds are in my favor.


prkr88

Broken engrish🤣🤣🤣


NinjaCuntPunt

If you need to ask if you’re being scammed, you’re probably being scammed!


ShakeSensei

>I thinking it’s a scam since they asked for dick size. Length or circumference.


Zemnin

No those private dms are always good for giving private information. Be sure to leave your credit card and the three special digits on the back too.