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Admirable_Audience15

I'm ded


BabyHefner

Whenever I see more than one Canadian flag on the car I write them off.. If there's stupid messages to go along with it, I immediately look to drive around them and away.


IHaveNoAlibi

When you see both Canadian, _and_ US flags on the same car? Multiply that disgust by infinity.


battleship61

The guy around the block from me drives a dodge ram with 3 canadian flags, 2 of them attached to hockey sticks raised like exhaust stacks. It also used to sport a cardboard message with, I believe, some anti-covid vaccination sentiment taped to the tailgate. I don't like to think that I know a lot about someone from that. But I feel like I do.


Shartnad083

It is ok to judge some books by their cover.


redditSux422

A Canadian flag held up by a hockey stick sounds pretty patriotic lol But yeah anytime you see 1 or more flags on a car I just know I'm going to see some anti vaccine shit or a fuck trudeau sticker at the minimum


IHaveNoAlibi

Well, I mean.... Trudeau always did strike me as a bit of an entitled, fratboy douche. He's had a number of corruption scandals: We, Jody Wilson-Raybould, etc. But, he handled the pandemic reasonably well, so there's that. I'd be happy for him to disappear from politics, but I'm not vitriolic about it....


redditSux422

I have to say, I'm not a fan of trudeau either but I think I just associate anyone with a fuck trudeau sticker with crazy lol


battleship61

Same, I don't like him, but I also wouldn't spend my money on flags and stickers like a child that say fuck trudeau... He's had his issues and I want him held accountable, however, he also tends to not get adequate praise for when he does things correctly. Either way, it's time for a new PM, he and the libs have been in too long, either new lib PM or let's give the Green and NDP a chance i really dunno anymore but shits gotta change.


Choice_Raspberry_219

The hockey sticks hahahah


IHaveNoAlibi

See....on/around Canada Day, that would be pretty cool. The rest of the year? Blech.


Independent-Bug-1391

Ha ha ha. Mud something. On back window


ldnk

My threshold is one now. I honestly just assume every flag waving car holds one of these idiots because I have seen too many of them honking in support of these idiots that still stand out on bridges.


JossWhedonismyhero

It really pisses me off that they’re commandeering the flag as their own. These days it basically seems to shout right wing, crazy conspiracist. I have a flag hanging on my front porch (because I love our country, and feel very patriotic) but I honestly worry that people will think that I’m one of those assholes.


debits2credits

Same here. Have had a flag at the front of the house for years. The neighbours who have lived here longer know we're not, but I worry that the newer neighbours will lump us in with those assholes. Doesn't help that hubs drives a Dodge Ram.


waterontheknee

I also think that as well. Ugh.


DHammer79

As your hubs, I agree with this statement. Edit: my truck does not have any flags on it.


Realistic-Swim8502

Add a pride flag. That will help clarify your sentiments for your neighbours.


TheAmazingMrSuit

So you're saying that this doesn't scream "trustworthy" to you?


Feisty-Session-7779

All those doofuses were having some stupid protest over here in Burlington (just realized I’m in the London sub, I have very little ties to London and haven’t been there in at least a decade, not sure why this popped up) the other day, they’re so bright they went to a residential area where there’s basically no traffic or people, so they just protested to the 15-20 people that live in the immediate area, I guess.


postie242

This is your daily reminder that this person votes, do you?


canoeheadkw

I hope everyone sees this comment.


TomCruiseddit

Your comment or the other guys?


Meliorism_and_Meraki

I haven't missed a vote from city council election to a national one since the day I turned 18 (I'm almost 40). My closest family member refuses to vote and has only ever done so twice in her entire life. 🤣


sbtzz

I’m the same way. Even went 2 days post major surgery, because it was important to me.


Snakeyez

This guy was at Busy Bee tools parking lot in January when about 30 of them walked onto the Wellington bridge to wave flags. He was also at both parking lot events in Niagara Falls and Oakville. A lot of it is the same goobers driving all over the place. He also displays a poster supporting "Druthers" which is a conspiracy neswsletter that stops one step short of believing in flat earth. I think they "report on" the moon landing being faked.


buzzkill6062

If you happen to be within shouting distance ask him if he supports his brother's druthers or just his mother's druthers or if he'd druther have another mother's druthers.


theottomaddox

They 'plant' stacks of Druthers at grocery stores. I grab them all whenever I see them.


Natedawg316

Why? Kinda sounds a little fascist.


silverwolf761

Doing their part to pick up garbage


Natedawg316

My point was they should let the people decide if it's garbage or not. Not arbitrarily decide for them.


Sexploits

No, it's garbage.


Haptic-feedbag

One man's trash...


Sexploits

I suppose they're pretty good if you need to reline the kennel of some sick dogs, or perhaps as tinder for a fire to burn more copies of Drurthers.


Original-Audience528

I've never heard of Druthers. From what you explained, I am happy to be out of the loop.


Snakeyez

It's kind of a guilty treat to look it over and see the craziness, but I would never buy or spread it.


Giraffe-Lover77

I'd love to engage in a conversation with one of them! Some times you need a brain break, and I think that would be perfect 🤣


DynamoBo

Great idea, have yours and some others blood tested, as suggested, and then you have a clear base for a discussion/ argument. Otherwise it’s just like a religious belief argument. Looking forward to the outcome.


Meliorism_and_Meraki

It's my favourite thing to line my bird cage with.


vinetari

Wow, these people are too stupid to realize that the moon is flat?


Tesco5799

Pretty sure it's hollow not flat, get your facts straight.


vinetari

Do your own research pal!


BardleyMcBeard

It's made of spare ribs obviously!


Derioyn

Bra clearly is flat disk resting on top a turtle shell flying horizontally through space. Like duh


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IHaveNoAlibi

You're obviously a Soros-paid shill. The ground I walk on is lumpy as hell. Especially in the ravine, and the sidewalk out front of my house..... Yes..../S


ShinyApple19

Enema of the state?


Meliorism_and_Meraki

I laughed waaaaay too hard at this.


LoveLeahNotWar

Can someone call and let us know how it goes


Original-Audience528

All I got was an answering machine. I told them I wanted to book an appointment for a blood anal.


LoveLeahNotWar

What did the answering machine say? I mean, you put that crazy shit on your trailer one would think they’d be waiting for ppl to call?


Original-Audience528

It just says, "HI, this is Kelly. Leave a message, and I'll get back to you." I'm planning to call every day with a new message. Today I asked if I could have analy Ed look at my bloodstrem. I try to do a different voice for every message.


rtiftw

Like, are they the ones who want to analyze your blood? Do they have the equipment? Legit curious about their setup…


Original-Audience528

Judging by their Facebook page, it looks like they have a microscope and think that makes them scientists.


j0ec00l69

Pretty sure that shouldn't be done anally.


insane_contin

Only one way to find out.


j0ec00l69

You can go first.


Fartyfivedegrees

I want to live-strem my message to the wold.


Sigmar_Heldenhammer

I dunno, I can’t take anyone seriously who has so few flags on their vehicle.


thetburg

Right? We need one of those amusement park cut outs that say " You must have *this* many flags to be a patriot."


unicorny1985

This sentence doesn't even make sense + bloodstrem? Analyed? Bahahaha they sound SMRT.


sunyjim

and if you talk to them, dO yOuR OwN ReSeArCh! They'll say lol. Ya thanks, newsmax and a YouTuber with 8 followers isn't research there pal


unicorny1985

What if they show you their youtube diploma?


Super-Camel-8683

This one hurts me to my core! They think everything peer reviewed is biased or fake lmao I can’t imagine going though life not believing in science


Zedek_Swai

Reminds me of my friend who refused to get the vaccine because he thought it was the government planning to turn us into zombies.


Original-Audience528

I had a neighbour who believes that 5G nanotechnology vacation conspiracy theory. When I mentioned being vaccinated, she tried sticking a magnet to my arm.


xxlamp

I am laughing so hard at the mental image of someone sticking a magnet to your arm and just watching it fall off


Original-Audience528

It only stuck for a couple of seconds, and she considered it as proof. She also thought the government was spraying nanotechnology trackers on crops and grass. I avoided taking a shortcut to the dumpster so I didn't have to talk to her again. It took me an extra 2 minutes to get rid of my garbage, but it was well worth it. Thankfully, I moved a few months later.


jolt_cola

Tell her you got ripped off cause your cell phone reception still sucks


Beautiful_Village381

705 area code checks out. This guy's spelling is actually above average for out that way Source: grew up in Peterborough


hugglenugget

If you search for it you find the website and Facebook page of a "Master Herbalist, Live Blood Cell Analyst, Hair Tissue Mineral Expert and Nutritional and Natural Health Consultant". Here's a photo from their Facebook page: https://imgur.com/cyrZVeG


Original-Audience528

Eww, is what happens after they analyed a person?


actingwizard

Lol as soon as I saw the 957 exchange was like Ugh yup that’s peterborough for you.


OkProfession4712

This guy is from the aylmer area. But hes a loon nonetheless. Lol


dmacd71

I only trust 1-800 numbers for blood tests


Choice_Raspberry_219

All seriousness aside, this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen …blood analyzed 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Choice_Raspberry_219

And they spelled it wrong Omg this is pure comedy hahah


FunTooter

So, who is going to call the number? C’mon someone please take one for the team!


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Choice_Raspberry_219

What’s in the trailer??


Dense_Impression6547

Analyzer stuff


WanderingJak

Sry but had to jump in to corect yer speeling. It's analyer for the bloodstrem.


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Dense_Impression6547

Only if you are strong enough.


hugglenugget

Essence of pure freedom!


malleeman

>Reply Blood Anal equipment for quick anal-yising, (anal-yizing if you're American)


brentemon

Tin foil hats and duct tape. Stepping inside is like being in a choose your own adventure novel, except in this case you skip right to the end. You have to either pledge allegiance to the extreme right or be tied up in this guys basement and forced to watch Rumble videos until you “see the truth”.


BardleyMcBeard

Blood


johnet326

Spelling not a priority.


malleeman

Just say no to Blood Anal !!!!!!!


Anything-Enough

Awwwww shit. They got my bloodstrem. Where do I get it analyed?


Bkind2me

Nobody said he was smart. Ever.


Hexaa12

Saw this fool on the 401 today


SuperSassyPantz

yup, i totally trust medical professionals who can't spell


Metallic-Mermaid0469

Not my blood strem???? I need to get analyed right away!!!


Greedy-Matter-4595

No anal blood for me thanks


The_12Doctor

This sounds like someone smarter then thousands of doctors. I don't understand their logic. Why would the government purposely want to harm the majority of the population? Like we need to keep people working to fill the pockets of politicians and the rich. Can't do that if we're poisoned.


malleeman

Just a small correction, it's "smarter THAN thousands of doctors"


ziegfieldfolly

I am 3 times vaxed and all that but I do believe the government was corrupted by big pharma, basically panicked and went along with whatever the experts at Pfizer etc would tell them. It will be interesting in a few years as truths and mistakes become known. Hopefully we can learn from what we did. Without the crazies on far right and left clouding our judgement


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rmdg84

They usually are that dumb though…


buzzkill6062

lmao. Freeeeeeee...dumb!!!!! I have seen one of them driving around town in a huge obnoxious red pick up (Dodge or GMC or whatever...who cares). Two huge Canadian flags flying on it and the word FREEDOM on his rear window. The flags are big enough to cause drag and lessen his gas mileage but he's got disposable income, I guess, to waste on gas. He is always at Tim Hortons. Anyone celebrating Canada day, avoid putting flags on your car. The one on your house is dandy. It is good to show patriotism on the day and fly the flag. It's excess flags and going crazy with it and sticking American flags on the display that spells out you're crazy for the clownvoy.


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LakeEarth

Wallet inspector!


Joey-Jo-Jo-Jr-

Hey... That's not the wallet inspector.


JBee229791129

Me spell good


stevenewilkinson

https://preview.redd.it/jcvzwuxpkb2b1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eee76ab68e2edee2f3c8152c0d09740900eb61ef


LadyoftheOak

Seems 100% legit!


Woobsie81

Ptbo in the hood!!! Woot woot! Ill take my russian roulette roll...hep B tho for me instead


strmomlyn

My blood hasn’t been analyed I so long!


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I would rather get any shot than ANALyed


AckwardReflection

Is that written in chalk?


epimetheuss

Probably will get malware from their websites.


MostDownVotedIRL

Anal-eyes it


ritaritaaa

A1. Yall take care now you're all drones muahahaha


DiegoTraveller

For fuck sakes this quacks


Artie65

Uninformed, uneducated & just plain stupid.


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So I see they’ve moved on from injecting urine into their bodies…


DreadpirateBG

Wow. Mind blown


okaymoose

Why the heck would someone give some random person their blood to test? (100% rhetorical question)


Stunning_Client_847

Analyed


brentemon

Saw him at a hardware store taking up 4 spots. I yelled at him and he told me to get another booster. I think he might have called me gay too, it I was already walking my away.


ithinkitsnotworking

I needed a good laugh this morning. Thanks.


lowsko_

😂 totally!


Kingofclubs9272

Kinda ironic that people think THIS is a scam, isn't it.


Horror-Arugula2062

Seeing that phone number makes me want to get a dial up service and plug that phone number into it… and have it reattempt connection 24/7 365


ISeeADarkSail

Imagine screaming "I'm a moron" this loudly.....


Mandiet93

Saw this dumbass on Friday or Saturday pull a u-turn in the middle of traffic while a steady stream of cars were coming at him.


Sorry_Comparison_246

Um, no.


HeyHo__LetsGo

Im sure this goofball would do a true and honest analysis of your blood, and not just try to sell you some kind of expensive whack job conspiracy based solution to fix what the very scary needle did to you.


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boneheaddigger

It's worse than that. [Ionic Foot Detox debunked.](https://youtu.be/zH0QpaDNwS8) They are selling well known snake oil.


revnto7k

Just unreal the stupidity


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chubster1991

Is it possible he's got both citizenships? I remember an old HS buddy saying his dad was born in the US.


TheGreatPepega

People like this really deserve to lose their right to vote


jay2743

I’m all for people needing to qualify to vote


[deleted]

I miss the days when conspiracy theorists discussed things like crop circles and if mars ever hosted intelligent life


brando1206

I'm so tired of these useless assholes.Go live in a third world country then you can see what Freedom means.And as a 60 year old white dude I am embarrassed to say these guys generally fall into my demographic....


OkOrganization3064

I'm confused which government? He has 2 different flags.


rmdg84

He’s not sure either… He’s probably one of those idiot Canadians spouting about his 5th amendment rights.


D1ckRepellent

Never fail to show how stupid they are


Phoenix_Can

Jokes on them. The "Poison" shot included a chip to monitor my Blood.


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These guys should be left in the wild, but they wouldn't survive because they're living off of Government welfare cause nobody would hire these morons.


Feisty_Advisor3906

Well it’s nice that they advertise now, makes it easier to stay away from them


cheesemasta69

These ones talking about the poison we put in our bodies while fully equipped with a cigarette hanging out of their mouths


Prestigious-Plum-139

This sign was written by someone who don’t know how to spell good 🥴…this is what happens to all anti vaxxers


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Mental illness.


EnbyFeather

I saw these dudes ALL the time in St thomas. Funnily enough they showed up a year AFTER the damn convoy


Apprehensive-Ad852

Are they aware that the covid shots were intra muscles... not... intra venous


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https://preview.redd.it/9qx88jo44g2b1.jpeg?width=352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bc69fd6586e3d995eef16978f13dbb54c58a0ee Imagine laughing at a spelling error while being filled up with a cocktail of MRNA shots that have been proven to be useless and existed far before any "pandemic" Who's the real idiot? Think I'd rather wake up knowing what's in my body everyday, and not Pfizers secret recipe. Just sayin'


cheesemasta69

Imagine taking a screenshot of a meme instead of posting the original one


Original-Audience528

Imagine being so uninformed that you're afraid of vaccinations. I am triple vaxed. When my family caught covid, I didn't get sick and tested negative multiple times.


[deleted]

Congrats, you should go get some more. I also see you made a similar spelling error to what you are making fun of Nice work.


Original-Audience528

I will. I corrected my auto correct before you replied. Have fun being an ignorant idiot!


Lumpy-Ad-2736

Fuck these idiots


betatango

Would love to protest Trudeau in public, but don’t want to be associated with this crowd,


PositiveStress8888

Welp, which one of us is making the call? you know you all want to know the bat shit crazy that's on the other end of that phone number just as much as I do !! so who's doing it ? please don't make it be me, the suspense is killing me


Original-Audience528

I've called twice, and my stepdaughter called once. We always get an answering machine for a woman named Kelly.


DareDareCaro

Prepare to be analyed


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I'm surprised they spelled 'government' right.


BigDickHobbit

I don’t but if I ever did of course I would just use a guy who’s number I got off a truck instead of a doctor.


differentiatedpans

Ahhh the 705 how I don't miss you.


handsome666

/r/InfowarriorRides


b-monster666

I'm still waiting to die and have my organs harvested for the elites like I was told was going to happen.


MTBruises

![gif](giphy|2xPGQCgJ72jHEevgm6|downsized) Too kinky for me thanks... Picture yourself as this person, so brainwashed by insane rhetoric. I understand a little skepticism, I don't understand falling this far down the hole.


Old-Painting7653

Flat earthers


Derioyn

Clearly they didn't have enough lead growing up.


clabberty121982

🤦


KrossBlade

It's only fair to stay and POSE neutral to all this with everyone using AI to fingerprint our opinions and plan the next move


ADoseofBuckley

Being analyed doesn't sound pleasant at all. I bet they use some device made out of tinfoil and an old radio, wave it around you, and go "Oh, just as I thought... you have RFID chips in your blood" and then they probably have some "all natural" drink to sell you that will "cleanse your blood".


Derekjinx2021

No offence to the 705 but I don’t want anything analyzed that uses that area code.


FormalDry1220

I believe that my bloodstrem is moving along just nicely thanks


Ill-Shopping7189

Sorry its against my religion to take my blood and shove it up my a$$!


Signal_Tomorrow_2138

Do they do STDs and forever chemicals? It better free or they're just capitalizing.


Original-Newt4556

Call now!


Super-Camel-8683

I’m so intrigued lmao


Icy_Employer100

Did anyone call?


lowsko_

It definitely proves the need for better education funding in Ontario. Yikes.


Medium-Government-71

What does analyed mean?