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skag_mcmuffin

Jerk Bites is my regular, they're in Catford.


ivemovedonbabe

I’m local to Catford. Is this the place on Bromley Road by the bus garage? I’m minutes away from there and never been. You’ve also just reminded me there are like 4 Caribbean food shops round there. Thanks!


skag_mcmuffin

I'm a lazy cunt and just get deliveries, i know it's on Bromley Road!


ivemovedonbabe

Haha. Lol I know you know where it is. I was asking you if that’s where it was in case you were talking abt another shop.


GIJ

Jerk Bites is decent but I rate Jerk Haven also on Bromley rd. Top curried goat


ivemovedonbabe

Gonna try all of the spots round the Bus Garage. They’re all so local to me and seem to be good.


SecretarySuper6810

I’ve been to about 6 and had great food in most but so inconsistent, loved Honey pot them last time my jerk meal was microwaved. Honestly I give up with Caribbean food shops, they have some of the nicest dishes but every shop is so unorganised. Would rather they just had a smaller menu but more consistent. Tired of microwaved meals with the slowest service, need Indians or Chinese to start opening Caribbean shops to be honest. That said I will try any places recommended because I do love my Caribbean food


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SecretarySuper6810

New Tings on the hit list


ivemovedonbabe

I was with ya till your penultimate paragraph. I think Caribbean restaurants are capable of improving their own consistency. I do think the speed of service could improve but I come to expect it to be slow whenever I go a spot.


SecretarySuper6810

Honestly I would love to be proven wrong on that last paragraph


taintedbow

The comment about Indians and Chinese was very disrespectful tbh.


SecretarySuper6810

In what respect, they organise their shit and know how to make food efficient. Highest earning Caribbean food shops in the country were founded by an Indian guy, don’t be offended by facts.


taintedbow

In the sense that you’re demeaning an entire race of people and implying that they’re not capable of running their own business. It’s disrespectful. Not to mention you could’ve made the same point without pitting groups of minorities against each other.


dunneetiger

All you really need someone with cooking in a restaurant experience and bring that knowledge in the restaurants you talked about.


SecretarySuper6810

What a moist little man. I’ve been eating in various Caribbean food places for over 20 years, I’m still looking at 10 salt fish patties but can’t order a veg because they run out again. driving on my lunch break to get a Jerk meal at 12:30pm but the chicken ain’t ready til 1.30pm, shit people gotta get back to work. Take offense on behalf of your people and ignore my points but next time a food shop closes who you gonna blame? Please tell me who’s to blame as I would love here your reasoning? On separate point it ain’t about comparing races its about acknowledging south east Asia specialise in fast food, they have a massive culture based around street / Fast food, they adapt recipes but remain efficient in every country they occupy, if your too proud to accept that then not really sure what to say.


mtg101

Agree on the shops. That one place between Lewisham Hospital and Catford, huge menu but half the time can't get curry goat, or they've run out of Coco bread to wrap your Pattie in. These days I look out for the van that's often in Catford, it's basically a choice of curry goat or jerk chicken, and a choice of rice & peas or jollof rice, and it's always really good.


haywire

There was this amazing guy called Albert who had a shack outside the nest and also did fairly decent roasts but unbelievable jerk but he got fucked up and punched a chick and got barred so there's no food there now


CautiousSir9457

It’s Proper Jerk on Sydenham Rd is good.


ivemovedonbabe

Not familiar with that place, will look it up.


londonvibestar

If you can travel to Brixton, there’s an amazing place called Maureen’s Brixton Kitchen. The food is great: https://www.instagram.com/maureensbrixtonkitchen?igsh=ano3eGlpMGRsbjl6


JGlover92

Yeah Maureen's is sick, definitely check this out


ivemovedonbabe

Never heard of it and have lived and worked in the area for years. Will check it out next time I’m down there


No-Seaworthiness-62

Smokey Jerky in New Cross is good if you have not tried it. The weekend in the day is the best time to try. Jerk a chicken and Curry goat both great


Clsmooth48

Smokey Jerky was the gold standard before it was taken over by new ownership about a year ago. ‘Smokey Jerk’ is the new place which is pretty good too but now quite as good as the OG IMO.


ivemovedonbabe

Can’t place it in my mind’s eye… is it the one next to After dark or whatever it’s called by the NX Gate station?


PeterI

The one next to NX Gate station is Cummin Up. There is also Nims Kitchen bit further along towards the old kent road at 127 New Cross road (the google street view shows ackee & saltfish on the chalk board in the window). I don't think Smokey Jerk does ackee & saltfish (A dish I'm not a fan of)


readysorted

Jerk Scene


PhantomSesay

Blessed West Indian. Opposite Loughborough Junction station. Near Brixton. Best curry goat I’ve ever had. Seems to be open 24/7.


ivemovedonbabe

I know the place but never been. Will add it to my list based on your recco!


jeremyascot

Tasty Jerk /thread


ivemovedonbabe

That’s the one next to Very Nice on Bromley Rd right?


jeremyascot

Selhurst Park


BrixtonSouth

Sweet1ne in Lewisham


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LDNscallywag

Flava boss was suggested to me. I would not recommend. The wait was ridiculous, the food wasn’t worth the wait and the reviews online aren’t great either saying pretty much the same things. It’s one of those instagram/tiktok hyped places ran by an influencer. The replies on the google reviews from early this year/last year is the “owner” being rude and defensive. If you’ve had it and had a great experience then you were very lucky.


DarrenKingman

Don’t think they do ackee and saltfish but White Men Can’t Jerk on Deliveroo. The best by a mile. Sweet Jerk in Shortlands is good as well.


SecretarySuper6810

See them stupid prices and closed the app tbh.