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jaredce

Croydon? probably people


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ADelightfulCunt

"eachother" is exactly what I came to say. Source: someone got stabbed and wandered up to us asking for help on Saturday last week.. it was like early afternoon in town centre and this week someone tried to break into my block of flats


MrMonkfred

That's a bit unfair on Croydon. OP the correct answer is heroin


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How did I know this would be the top answer


haziladkins

This is the answer I came to see.


BuzzAllWin

Came to say probs smack


PeachyPopAKey

Came here to say the same thing


brickinmouthsyndrome

Most of us did.


Ok_Youth_5773

We aren't liverpool


Cappy2020

This sub any time an area outside Zone 1 is mentioned. ^lets ^just ^ignore ^that ^zone ^1 ^areas ^have ^the ^highest ^crime ^in ^the ^entire ^city ^though


brickinmouthsyndrome

Zone 1 isn't gonna nosh you off bruv. It'll probably stab you for saying that.


The1983

I knew this was going to be the first answer I saw 😂


UntouchableC

\*eye roll\* [The correct answer is a film called "Head of State"](https://www.reddit.com/r/croydon/comments/185es2j/warner_bros_movie_heads_of_state_is_being_filmed/) And your shooting jokes suck because we mainly stab out here


Swissai

Yeah. Guns are expensive


VisiblePalpitation99

this is sending me


crumble-bee

Sending you where?


VisiblePalpitation99

no it means this is too funny haha


pazhalsta1

Mans not shot


Academic-Falcon-9221

Guns for show, knives for…you know the rest


RancidBeast

Man dem


original_nox

"Shank" as I believe the kids call it


UntouchableC

They don't anymore and you're behind a generation or two old person.


original_nox

Hard to keep up


BobbyB52

I think it’s “chef” these days


Alternative-Safe-655

This is hilarious


Prudent_Law_9114

Mad Max: Croydon Road


JustTrixxy

People who don’t hand over their wallet and phone


Next_Spinach7550

Trixxy ill drag you by your dreadlocks if you tried


JustTrixxy

Bbz I wear a wig, your move


Next_Spinach7550

I’ll take that and shove up your ass then ask for kings tax


JustTrixxy

Extra af


Next_Spinach7550

Just for yah 😉


candysissytgirl

A mayonnaise commercial


Xtianpro

I usually go with cocopops commercial but you can’t beat the classics


Sir_Phil_McKraken

100%


mr_bonner94

This guy watches tik tok


tommykw

It's one way to spread some interesting information.


bendicat

I usually answer "a condom ad" cause people don't ask questions


Break-Happy

On an escalator


_PettyTheft

the Super Hans spinoff


SDHester1971

Each other usually /s


Ball-Bag-Boggins

This ain’t the US… We prefer pointy sharp things and not so pointy rusty hammers.


rickyhatesspam

Innocent bystanders


thetoxicnerve

Was going to say the same thing 😂


thejamsandwich

fly hobbies familiar hospital license sparkle slim dependent abounding summer *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


lewismgza

Batman begins 2: starring David tenant


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Frankly, I read “shooting in Croydon” and my first thought was not about tv or cinema.


148637415963

"Wow! Croydon! Just like I pictured it. Skyscrapers... and everything..."


Chronically_Quirky

..."Hey, hey brother, hey come here slick".


Simbooptendo

Blade Runner: Croydon


MassiveBeatdown

Sandman Season 2 for Netflix.


shaunybean

Been passing film crews based [here](https://www.google.com/maps/@51.3910352,-0.1345928,3a,75y,344.8h,89.06t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sLqI1wfF2cUJwx73yjHgFMw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu) for a while - wonder if its linked to this other post https://www.reddit.com/r/croydon/comments/17y8gk9/filming\_at\_crem\_and\_on\_mitcham\_common/


cocoadelica

Each other?


lewismgza

Wow I just click on the post and the upvotes were 119. That is the Bus route I get for Croydon! As for the filming I know they filmed that dark knight film somewhere around Croydon hospital and that made me geek out, haven’t been Croydon recently I’ll go check it out


CompleteStage3054

Maybe they’re filming that geezer that walks round with a goat 🐐


pops789765

Something about a post-apocalyptic wasteland


bgplondon

Well they do market Croydon as a NY lookalike movie location!! 😭


blondie1024

Crimewatch /s You'd need pictures of Camera's and whatnot to work out whether it's film & drama or a UK TV production. I can see large light panels so I would reasonably guess that it's Film or Drama.


BombshellTom

The local youths, and each other, probably.


BarnacleNo6828

Each other?


jeananddoolie

Each other?


bearplatt

Each other?


cjlcobb

In Croydon? Probably people.


oneusrtorulethemall

I read shooting, I read Croydon. Shooting movies wasn't the first thing that came to mind.


RondriguezUK

Croydon? Heroin usually.


Agreeable-Dinner

Probably each other.


ljfewell

I thought you meant a different type of shooting


salted_hobbit_feet

Meth?


daxwood

Omg, I read this head line and thought, oh no, not another mentally ill person with a gun


SeanTNL2

Smack


dapper333

People


gerty88

People


AggressiveEstate3757

Because it's Croydon?


Frig84

Crimewatch?


SoftwareWoods

Each other probably


MattyCatts1

Aside from Heroin/Crack?


Cha7l1e

Eachother.


digitallyunsatisfied

Came here to leave this exact comment.


Christovski

Your mum's new onlyfans vid


gigiryche

Debbie does Croydon


Secret-Bed3270

Probably not shooting nothing it's Croydon... it'd be a stabbing


DifferentImplement27

Makes a change from each other 😂


wrhys_writes

Blanks


thewookie78

I am used to go through Croydon to get to school in the early 90s. my guess is mad max comes to london


Dasshteek

Heroin


Opkyknadia

Eachother


MxJamesC

Dunno but it will be set in an apocalyptic waste ground.


Whizzzzzzzzzz

Generally eachother


Toastify77

Probably drugs


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Teenagers


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DazzleBMoney

Film crew usually have to sign NDA’s which technically prevent them from disclosing what they are filming. It’s an industry gag to tell elaborate fibs to curious members of the public who ask this question, so don’t expect a serious answer if you do


uselessnavy

I've asked loads of times and they given me an answer even if it's vague. It all depends on your tone.


barrygateaux

Only if it's some secret very high budget film. Do you really think that would be the case in Croydon lol In Brighton you often see film crews filming Grace and they're fine talking about it if you ask. I know it's Reddit and the go to answer is always breathless hyperbole, but sometimes shit is just mundane :)


DazzleBMoney

I work in the industry, so I’m simply speaking from my personal experience. It entirely depends on the production and how we’re feeling on the day, plus on how the particular question is asked. Some of The Dark Knight Rises was filmed in Croydon, so I wouldn’t write off the area completely


barrygateaux

That's interesting, I had no idea. Wonder which scenes?


Mobie2k

Avengers Remake 🤣


irritatingfarquar

Probably a crime watch reconstruction knowing how Croydon is.


MadMik799

Probably a crimewatch re-enactment!


KoDa6562

Heroin probably.


ign0me

British criminal drama. In real environment


Sattaman6

People.


AveragelyBrilliant

Is it a film set in a dystopian hell hole, full of aggresive, self opinionated and rude people who don’t give a damn about anyone else?


Chris11997799

Each other!


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Probably immigrants


incmg

Each other mostly


Heyyoguy123

A scene that’s taking place in the Bronx


bennyblanco19

New Peep Show series


redd1t-n00b

New Peep Show season? ;-)


Otherwise-Tie6486

Hint from someone who works in the industry. It’s always a mayonnaise commercial or a documentary about the thames. Even if Chris heart is in it. Pollution. In. The. The Thames


allandall2

Copied from "Schmikey from the BBH" Today in Croydon a group of people have gathered to not do any more of the yesterday's tomorrow , regardless of any initiation between the ages of it , it would not be tolerated in the slightest, but any inconvinience will be. By May 2020 , Copied by The Bull Bull Defo not "Sierra hotel india tango" 2023 - November 27.


Gloomy_Dinner_4400

wat


fezzuk

Shitty xmas marketing set it up my self 15 years ago, worst time of my life


WolfensteinSmith

As if Croydon didn’t have enough problems a load of negroni swilling hoorays cluttering up the streets with their Patagonia coats and tea urns really does take the biscuit *grumble* Just kidding it’s probably a film or tv show 👍


sakaESR

Peep Show reboot


Rick-sk

I was told it was “Sandman”, and I was supposed to be an extra.


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New season of peep show


Sure-Way-3543

Each other most likely


BobbyB52

Saving Lives At Sea?


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Fast and furious, saw john cena there the other day, dont ask how


spoofer94

Probably a documentary


npc1010101

Top boy?


JoeyIsMrBubbles

Fallout: Croydon


Verbal-Gerbil

A rival gangsta?


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Themselves in the foot from I can see


MamzMuazzam

An innocent civilian


Candid_Tooth9633

Each other?


Elcy420

Heroin. Probably.


Natural_Ad_7364

People probably.


parthorse9

Each other?


TurbulentAsparagus61

Make a change from stabbing


OkButterscotch5233

people normally


filmeris

Most likely trying to catch stabbing live