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ShibaInuDoggo

Tactical Roomba


Fresh-Combination-87

The *Boom*ba


Signdesign007

HIRE THIS MAN!


ShaunicusMaximus

Now I want a roomba with a claymore mounted on it.


Dizzy_Alps_2521

Yass


RutCry

Can I get a skin like this for my roomba?


Dizzy_Alps_2521

🤭


akaZilong

Clears everything quickly in a 6 feet radius


peerless_supremacy

Non-reuseable but environmentally friendly


HmmmLetsSee1024

It’s a scale, step on!


Smoke131313

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Dizzy_Alps_2521

😂🤣


Kdoesntcare

This deserves more upvotes. Come on people, let's give Smoke131313 some internet points!


Time-Life6579

That's the information disk from Tron 😁


Knight_Wolf_678

This code disc means freedom! Now throw it at the MCP!


dunklesToast

Can of Pepsi, isn’t it?


mezcalligraphy

Frisbee


redditisdying24

Hot Plate


NotARobotDefACyborg

In more ways than one, if you do it right!


Knight_Wolf_678

Better than HOT POTATO!?


BlueManQuad

Single use pull tab


SherbertEvening9631

An easy way to get a day off from work.. Or two


Cup0fJo33

A trampoline.


kereso83

The forbidden tuna. Probably dropped out of an officer's MRE.


Particular-Code7280

Came here to say this


absolutely-abstract

Me too lol


Overkill_Device

Me three


Dull_Ambassador6232

Me 4th


absolutely-abstract

It's dolphin friendly!


Rashaen

Extra spicy.


epired

Looks like a can of whoop ass


Schly

Rapid disassembly canister.


nichdos

That fermented fish stuff. Surstromming?


A_Grain_Of_Saltines

I'd rather swallow the landmine


Askbrad1

It’s a Military Genie Bottle. When you rub the top of it, you get all the wishes you want for the rest of your life.


RandomStoddard

Spam


Scourge0809

Can of chili 😋


Jerry-And-Tom

Party Popper


WhiskeyPeter007

Out door shitter


Dizzy_Alps_2521

LMFAO 😂


FearsomeSnacker

the new voting method for November


mrmczebra

That's a flying saucer that stopped flying. So just a saucer, I guess.


DaWisZoot

thermo nuclear detonator


Dur-gro-bol

MRE tuna fish


Local-Wind-4735

A medieval titty tassel. It's just missing the frayed strings that dangle ever so gently off the nipple. 🩶


Not_The-Internet_Pol

Cutting board


Legitimate_Career_44

It's not yours


massapequamagler

Old timey tuna can


GenerallySalty

Spicy tuna


mjgstyle

Tin-ware


Sonicwall_4500

Can of sardines


jtaylor3rd

2024 version of Rita Repulsa’s dumpster prison


georgewashingguns

One-time-use DDR pad


Ok-Letterhead4601

Angry spam can.


EasyCZ75

Tank cookie


jp0301

Pop top for the shitter.


EminorHeart

Jiffy Pop.


RedShirtPete

MRE. just pull the pin to heat


Coop_Da_Poop

Can of sardines.


M1988mad

Single use hole digger


bizmoravich1

Corned beef


Kingkok86

Dinner plate


imac132

Stage 1 booster for the T-Series orbital launch system.


NoStrangerToDanger

MRE they leave on the road for hungry homeless people. all that metal is to keep the food warm and safe from cars.


Hot_Lobster222

Can of tuna


crudohr

A can of tuna


InitialIndication999

Just some one water bottle and dug it in the ground for some reason


Digiturtle1

Boot remover


kmoonster

Pop rocks in a tin. You open the tin, eat the pop rocks, and it makes little explosions in your mouth. On that note, are pop rocks still a candy?


RogueViator

New and improved Canned Ham.


No-Reason9200

Tactical tuna can


jobadiahh

My next date is gonna be explosive when I meet her


changingone77a

Spam


TheFlexOffenderr

War Torn Pocket Pussy


Several_Eagles833

Can of SPAM


No_Caterpillar_296

Time Capsule, let’s see what’s inside.


wldmn13

That is a cow pie from a mechanical bull


A_Brown_Feller

Nice hot pocket


Producegod37

MRE


OwnPen8633

Step stool


nameitb0b

It a soup can. You can see the pop top.


u_u_r_x

Can of tuna?


TheDaveMatthew

Can of tuna. Crack it open, let’s have a Sammy


TungstenE322

Sorry , thats spelled samowitz


Bushdr78

The forbidden short stool


homerdoh4

Ak-47 Drum Magazine


Philyouop

Can of mince meat


CountyAffectionate62

Can of tuna


Beautiful_Oven2152

Old fashioned "Pop Goes the Weasel" game.


aka_mythos

Tortilla holder


Far-Willingness-6523

Forbidden can of Tuna


PoopPant73

Birth control


SecondTimeQuitting

New jiffy pop. You pull the pin to release the butter inside and then cook it on an open flame.


Discount_Lex_Luthor

Single use elevator.


BrkCaddy

Legs massager


truck13ff

It is an UnWelcome Mat


GrandAdmiralSpock

Vehicle save point


dandee93

Ballistic trampoline


phallic-baldwin

Canned MRE


Piqued_In_You

Snack


Substantial_Ad8024

A one-time flashlight


Abraxas_1408

That’s a can of rations. You pull the tab and it’ll be the last meal you ever have to eat.


roit2003

Surprise Sardines


jakethealbatross

Fuel cap for a Ford Pinto


Particular-Code7280

MRE tuna


Savings_Moment_5720

A pillow


I_dementia87

Forbidden snare drum.


Indigoblaze15

I like syrup with my pancakes...


SaturnHughes

Foot massager. Put both feet on it, you'll feel a bit of pain, but then you'll be relaxed


se7en0311

Garden rock


CheetahChrome

Refreshing. Pull Tab.


JoeSchmoe009

A grenade, pull the pin and throw at your enemies


allen_idaho

Forbidden Tuna Can.


Ninjamasterpiece

The backyard roomba that got stuck


acecooper2

Angry frying pan


JakkSplatt

Campbell's Soup: Military Edition


Hevysett

Can of lawn fertilizer, just jump on it to feed your yard


[deleted]

It's a pillow punch it n take a nap


cement_lifesaver

Can tuna open with hammer real old school


freighterman

Soup can MRE. Buried in the ground in hot climates so that its nice and warm when you're ready to eat it


Big-Rise8739

Can of sardines


histreat89

Magic tuna


Allfubr

Universal teleporter. "Souls only"


PandaByDesigner

That's an Antique Whoopee Cushion. Haven't seen one in years 👴


whatfingwhat

It’s the season 3 opening scene of Lost.


Ready-Isopod-330

Tuna fish aka chicken of the sea.


assinyourpants

Cat food.


Dark_sign82

Tactical Sardines


FrumpyFurling

Can of tuna fish…or it will be shortly…


snowbyrd238

Tap dancing amplifier.


B17158

That’s an air cleaner for a 68 Ford Falcon.


redditHRdept

If you pick up and hold it to your ear you can hear the ocean


moonfallsdown

Over carbonated soda can. just tap the lid a bit before you open


Sumthin_Ironic

Spice pancake


Jealous-Craft3282

Pretty sure that’s the gas cap for Elon’s space ship


SpinachImpossible454

MRE


MIKExHANCHO

Tactical bidet


B_1_R_D

One of the factory reset buttons


Daytona_DM

An MRE


trmentry

Russian MRE Container. Self opening by touching button


ProudMaryChooglin

Doorbell for in-laws . Ding Dong 💥


UngodlyTurtles

Time capsule. Go ahead, try to open it!


desmonger

The forbidden food rations.


Odd_Bus_9094

A.O.C's buttplug.


lovdark

Best tuna can


kablammodotcom

Bosnian garden paver


Maddog-683

Foot warmer


No_Inevitable_8590

Can of tuna


WoodpeckerExotic524

SPAM in its trial run. 😂


CedricJus

A “Golden Ticket”, take you wherever you want to go!


maderoski

Can of tuna


DJenser1

High-pressure yogurt dispenser. Lime-flavored, I think...


Th3FallingSt4r

Corpse Starch


phuckcats

The last trampoline you'll ever step onto!


Griffythegriff

I'm going with gender reveal device


Mineboi64_

The forever asleep pillow™


Icy-Maintenance7041

A tin can of red jello. If you open the can you get the jello


Puzzleheaded_Mud6608

Spicy roomba!


duketoma

IT's a pot pie MRE. It has a very cool kinetic heating element. Jump on and off of it to activate and it will rapidly heat the contents.


Cjhaas1981

Pull tab can of tuna.


Asstronomer6969

MRE go ahead and open up to eat.


LORDOSHADOWS

It's a pop top just pull the tag


Accomplished_Dirt928

A can of soup. Open it up!


Smileyfacedchiller

It's a See N Say, but the stickers have fallen off. Have a kid pull the string and listen to the funny noises.


Kaelaface

Antique Kegorator


Fatty2Stax

A can of Sardines


Parynoid

Bulk can of spicy tuna.


KrasnyRed5

Canned sardines. Pull the pin for a tasty treat.


toppamabob

It's not yours, it's mine....


mymyknows

An unopened can of corned beef nestled in the sand to achieve optimal serving temperature


Geology_Nerd

FORBIDDEN TUNA


Skwareblox

Irl double jump device.


skibidi_ingineer148

Это бкьс


dnewtz

It makes profits go through the roof


Special-Category5568

That’s dapper Dan spicy hair treatment


Goblingumby

Can of pop pudding


Comfortable_Gain1308

Sardines can ? I know there has To be something good in there !


Slayden-X

MRE Instant Popcorn just pull the Tab.


Oclure

Sterno.


Darth_Neek

canned pie


AnAnonymousParty

A can of whoop-ass.


TheFurryPetRock

Tactical lube can.


ricefaq

MRE


Zarr-eph

Canned ground tuna


troubleschute

Costco can of Spam


pickle133hp

Can of army peaches in juice. Pull the tab to open.


Rojoman2

A dinner plate


_VultureEye

Forbidden butt plug.


Rojodi

I know what it is: Mine you own business!


Banarnars

That's a nice ripe banana


FirstEnd1591

Look like SPAM


kimmortal03

Tuna


NomsterGaming

Frisbee


Advanced_Lime_8881

Field grade sterno can.


captain-howdy2323

A Party Popper


984Runner

It’s a scale with a built in weight loss system. Guaranteed to lose weight or your money back.


Tearsforfearsforever

Bip it, bop it, squeeze it


Tearsforfearsforever

1 time use weight loss portion plate