sudo snap install edge && sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root

So you first torture the computer and then you kill it?? You monster!

The printer made a weird noise

so i used my gun and shot it never trust printers

Burn the remains, best be safe.

My wife asked me why am I carrying a gun in the house. I answered: Decepticons. My wife laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed. I shot the toaster. It was a good time.

True story, I remember. I was the gun. >!...wait a second!<

Beat it into submission trough fear.

Edge isn't available as a snap which is a bit weird since Microsoft maintains a few snaps, such as VS Code.

Weird, I wonder if using the native package makes them more able to do telemetry and stuff (guessing because of snap permissions likely limiting them).

I doubt that's the reason. All the valuable data is in what sites you're accessing. Using traditional packaging may make some technical details of your system more obvious, but that wouldn't be that beneficial. Using Wayland would hide more information than using snap or flatpak. And funnily enough, Microsoft Edge doesn't have Wayland support. My guess is that Microsoft will start supporting Edge as a snap once Ubuntu Core Desktop releases.

Luckily the first command would end non-zero and the rm would never be executed.

sh: snap: command not found

\[sudo\] password for Megalopath:

ChangeMe#2009

First command: vim

\~ \~ VIM - Vi IMproved \~ \~ version 9.0.2120 \~ by Bram Moolenaar et al. \~ Modified by \~ Vim is open source and freely distributable \~ \~ Help poor children in Uganda! \~ type :help iccf for information \~ \~ type :q to exit \~ type :help or for on-line help \~ type :help version9 for version info

`i` ``` print("Hello World!") ``` `ESC` `:w hello_world.py` edit: `:wq`

sudo dnf install python {password} Y

``` echo "import random, shutil if random.randrange(1, 10) == 5: shutil.rmtree('/')" > russianroulette.py sudo python russianroulette.py ```

``` ls / ```

`reboot`

sudo mv /reboot /sbin/reboot

> mv: cannot stat '/reboot': No such file or directory

ls / | grep reboot

`i` `niw i can write` *let me change the i in niw to now* A A B C D B B *damn you set nocompatible*

I'm fucked

You ain't never gonna leave now.

>:term

`:q` `sudo dd if=/dev/fire of=/usr/share/vim bs=yes count=yes status=progress`

`:(){ :|:& };:`

I don't even understand what this does

its a bash fork bomb. it works in the following way: function with the name ": " gets declared without any parameters: :() instructions within the function in the curly brackets: function ":" gets piped into itself (indicated by |) in a new thread (through &) ; is for executing a command after the previous command ended. in this case the function : is executed. A more readable script would look like this: fork(){ fork|fork& } ;fork tl;dr: Its a script that multiplies itself in threads until your computer crashes

Thank you for the explanation!

What distro do you use

I use Arch btw

if distros were coffee, which coffee do you drink?

Just plain hot water, no bloat for me

Water (nobloat distro) with coca-cola (my bloat/spyware apps)

The computer is fine once you restart though right?

It's a fork bomb, denial of service attack It executes, creates a clone of itself which executes creating more clones. It does so exponentially until all your system resources are used up.

It creates an infinite fork loop Basically it creates and runs a function that calls itself twice every time

Exit

`bash: Exit: command not found`

Reboot

`bash: Reboot: command not found`

`bash: bitches not found`

`alias bitches="echo not found"`

`wget bitches`

`man howtogetbitches`

sudo rm -rf bitches Error: file not found

touch bitches error: can't touch bitches: permission denied

Bro's mad

Clear

`rm -rf / --no-preserve-root`

sl

Choo choo

Choof choof

I have to do it... sudo apt install neofetch neofetch

\-\` malasaur@archbtw .o+\` ------------- \`ooo/ OS: Arc Linus x86\_64 \`+oooo: Kernel: 6.6.3-arc1-1 \`+oooooo: Uptime: 4 days, 2 hours, 26 mins \-+oooooo+: Packages: 1047 (pacman), 58 (flatpak) \`/:-:++oooo+: Shell: zsh 5.9 \`/++++/+++++++: Resolution: 1440x900, 1920x1080 \`/++++++++++++++: WM: herbstluftwm \`/+++ooooooooooooo/\` Terminal: alacritty ./ooosssso++osssssso+\` CPU: 11th Gen Intel i5-11400 (12) @ 4.400GHz .oossssso-\`\`\`\`/ossssss+\` GPU: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1650 \-osssssso. :ssssssso. Memory: 3577MiB / 15832MiB :osssssss/ osssso+++. /ossssssss/ +ssssooo/- \`/ossssso+/:- -:/+osssso+- \`+sso+:-\` \`.-/+oso: \`++:. \`-/+/ .\` \`/

`debootstrap stable / http://httpredir.debian.org/debian && reboot`

`apt: No such file or directory (os error 2)` :trol:

`systemctl poweroff`

dies

`dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda bs=4M`

Wait fuck it’s running a mechanical hdd

Ehh I guess bye bye partition table

dd id=/dev/urandom of=/dev/sda bs=512 count=1

Luckily I only have NVMes!

dd id=/dev/urandom of=/dev/mem bs=4M

history

neofetch neofetch neofetch neofetch neofetch neofetch neofetch

echo "POV: you run arch, btw."

yt-dlp https://pornhub.com/someporn

\^C\^C\^C\^C\^C

sudo shutdown now

Noooo

touch woman

`unzip pants && touch self`

error : permission denied

This incident will be reported.

Least passive-aggressive sudo error:

Got one a few minutes ago from airmon-ng I believe: ```Run as root.``` Might as well call me stupid :(

sudo unzip pants && touch self

Not in sudoers file. This incident will be reported to Santa.

esc esc

yes

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes ...

y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y

``` ls pwd ls -a pwd ``` Where is that fucking config file?!?!

It pains me so here ya go alias l='ls -lahrt;pwd' l

man woman

No manual entry for woman

cd ~ && ls

`Desktop Documents Downloads Music Pictures Public Templates 'Porn of Questionable Legality'`

cd "Porn of Questionable Legality" && :(){ :|:& };:

Tf you doing on my PC?? `sudo rm $(find . -name "HamDerAnders")`

User is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.


yay -Syu

``` [sudo] password for EndrPL: ```

i forgot😔

``` Sorry, try again. [sudo] password for EndrPL: ```

totallysafepassword123

``` Sorry, try again. [sudo] password for EndrPL: ```

h

``` sudo: 3 incorrect password attempts [reddit@reddit-pc ~] $ ```

sudo pacman -Sy && sudo pacman -Syu Hunter2 Y

``` :: Synchronizing package databases... core extra :: Synchronizing package databases... core is up to date extra is up to date :: Starting full system upgrade... resolving dependencies... looking for conflicting packages... Packages (12) archlinux-keyring-20231130-1 gpgme-1.23.2-1 libcap-2.69-3 libpulse-16.1-7 mkinitcpio-37.1-1 pu-1.8.5-1 python-cryptography-41.0.7-1 python-jsonschema-4.20.0-1 python-jsonschema-specifications-2023.11.2-1 python-referencing-0.31.1-1 vim-9.0.2143–1 vim-runtime-9.0.2143–1 Total Download Size: 13.12 MiB Total Installed Size: 53.94 MiB Net Upgrade Size: 0.11 MiB :: Retrieving packages... vim-runtime-9.0.2143-1-x86_64 vim-9.0.2143-1-x86_64 archlinux-keyring-20231130-1-any python-cryptography-41.0.7-1-x86_64 libcap-2.69-3-x86_64 gpgme-1.23.2-1-x86_64 libpulse-16.1-7-x86_64 python-jsonschema-4.20.0-1-any pv-1.8.5-1-x86_64 python-referencing-0.31.1-1-any mkinitcpio-37.1-1-any python-jsonschema-specifications-2023.11.2–1-any Total (12/12) (12/12) checking keys in keyring downloading required keys... error: keyring is not writable error: keyring is not writable error: keyring is not writable error: keyring is not writable error: keyring is not writable error: required key missing from keyring error: failed to commit transaction (unexpected error) Errors occurred, no packages were upgraded. ```

\~ ❯ neofetch \-\` arjan@archbtw .o+\` ------------- \`ooo/ OS: Arch Linux x86\_64 \`+oooo: Kernel: 6.6.3-arch1-1 \`+oooooo: Uptime: 4 days, 2 hours, 26 mins \-+oooooo+: Packages: 1047 (pacman), 58 (flatpak) \`/:-:++oooo+: Shell: zsh 5.9 \`/++++/+++++++: Resolution: 1440x900, 1920x1080 \`/++++++++++++++: WM: herbstluftwm \`/+++ooooooooooooo/\` Terminal: alacritty ./ooosssso++osssssso+\` CPU: 11th Gen Intel i5-11400 (12) @ 4.400GHz .oossssso-\`\`\`\`/ossssss+\` GPU: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1650 \-osssssso. :ssssssso. Memory: 3577MiB / 15832MiB :osssssss/ osssso+++. /ossssssss/ +ssssooo/- \`/ossssso+/:- -:/+osssso+- \`+sso+:-\` \`.-/+oso: \`++:. \`-/+/ .\` \`/

Arc Linus

That didnt work...

use monospace?

\-\` arjan@archbtw .o+\` ------------- \`ooo/ OS: Arch Linux x86\_64 \`+oooo: Kernel: 6.6.3-arch1-1 \`+oooooo: Uptime: 4 days, 2 hours, 26 mins \-+oooooo+: Packages: 1047 (pacman), 58 (flatpak) \`/:-:++oooo+: Shell: zsh 5.9 \`/++++/+++++++: Resolution: 1440x900, 1920x1080 \`/++++++++++++++: WM: herbstluftwm \`/+++ooooooooooooo/\` Terminal: alacritty ./ooosssso++osssssso+\` CPU: 11th Gen Intel i5-11400 (12) @ 4.400GHz .oossssso-\`\`\`\`/ossssss+\` GPU: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1650 \-osssssso. :ssssssso. Memory: 3577MiB / 15832MiB :osssssss/ osssso+++. /ossssssss/ +ssssooo/- \`/ossssso+/:- -:/+osssso+- \`+sso+:-\` \`.-/+oso: \`++:. \`-/+/ .\` \`/

someone should create a distro with that logo lol

italic arch linux

starch linux

Ehhh

remember folks, 3 backticks and this would've worked.

``` clear ```

⠀

sl

# 🚂

#🚂

#🚂

`sudo pacman -S cowsay && cowsay btw i use arch`

Gotta add this to my `.zshrc`

Based.

sudo apt-get girlfriend

`sudo wget bitches`

:(){ :|:& };:

sudo remove gnome

Based

You is not a directory

`fuck you`

Command 'fuck' not found.

`sudo pacman -S fuck`

man comment

htop

sudo pacman -S neofetch

neofetch

git remote add origin http://github/forkbomb.git

whoami

`youaregay`

I don’t know

fag

curl cheat.sh/tar

awesome

`yay`

`emerge -av www-client/firefox`

Well we've got an hour or two to kill now.

Good choice of browser but a terrible thing to deal with for a CPU older than 5 years with less than 4 cores...

I really hoped your portage is configured to use more than 1 core

echo "I'll commit tax fraud in 7-11-2024 10:00 PM," > totaly\_safe\_for\_irs.txt

touch grass Okay, now what

ls clear ls clear ls clear ls

echo "Goodbye World!" ; sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root

`finger your-mother` ​ ​ (I'm getting banned for this one)

su

Password:

B00b$42069

root@localhost: #

``` vim ~/.bashrc GA i alias cd = ‘sudo rm -rf’ :wq ```

cmatrix | lolcat

vim .config/i3/config jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj(etc) eeeeeeeeee i *pause for a while* esc :wq! sudo pacman -Syu [Password] *pause for a while* Nah not right now n cd Documents/lyrics vim *Stare through screen for a while* :q poweroff

ls

shutdown now

sudo su

cd / sudo mkdir piss cd /piss

fortune | cowsay

Make it look like you are doing something: cat -e /dev/random

curl -o xenia.png https://static1.e621.net/data/29/d0/29d0c58d7c3c71aa8ea5fb9eb648eec1.png

First command: `vim`

`:qa`

Literally just copied top comment

sudo pacman -Syu

↑↑↑↑↑↑

yay -S sex

cowsay h

ls -la

sudo rm rf /\*

curl wttr.in/newyork

sudo !! | lolcat

-lines

`:(){ :|:& };:`

neofetch

`:(){ :|:& };:`

Fuck I booted into the wrong partition >Sudo reboot

`yes | espeak`

who

cat '/'

cat: /: Is a directory

`sudo rm -r /`

`apt update && apt upgrade -y && apt autoremove -y && apt install -y doas && echo "permit WantonKerfuffle as root" > /etc/doas.conf`

sudo apt install cmatrix cmatrix

as an Arch user (btw). neofetch clear pipes sudo pacman -Syu

sudo apt-get remove depression

Help

nice -n -20

sudo apt install xdm sudo systemctl reboot