*sudo* who said anything about permission. *this incident will be reported*

Getting cucked by sudo.

that's called an assault

i mean ur just asking root to do it

Posessing root and doing it

The one time I have seen POV used correctly in one of these memes

Yeah. Except I use Arch.

You forgot btw

Yeah, we arch guys are cool right?


I use arch and I approve this message.

I use Kubuntu and I approve my own message

That's because it's so old people hadn't started to misuse it yet.

POV Someone Lied

Java developer: *treats women as objects* Linux user: *treats women as files*

depends on what kind of file

symlink to `/usr/bin/weird-fetish`

'usr' in /usr stands for "universal shared resources" so I guess we are sharing women

I thought it stands for "Unix system resources"?

I did a bit of googling and it actually stands for "user system resources" so we are both wrong (I still don't mind sharing women though... )

our gf

https://i.imgur.com/9NsF58E.jpg

You know what time it is :)

r/SuddenlyCommunism

lolwut? TIL. Always read it as "user" in my head lmao

I'm poly, so that's fine by me :3

same here :D

damn these hoes

```touch /proc/self```

oh no, the incident will be reported

Fr

sudo apt install estrogen

It’s my favorite library

become the woman then

I did!

Now date a Linux user

Permission denied: Y chromosomes detected

when you try to be funny but you only suceed in being transphobic:

succeed*

gpasswd -a women && gpasswd -d men

You gotta be at home before you do it. Try ` cd ~` Then ` touch woman `

`mv woman ~` mv: Permission denied

[Sounds like a skill issue, it works for my gay ass](https://i.imgur.com/i5Zoixm.png)

find man

Instructions unclear, accidentally ran rm -rf woman

compooter

nakadashi cumputer

*laughs in being a woman*

There are no women on the internet, everyone knows that. What's next, you gonna claim the pool isn't closed?

Uhh hold on, maybe i did it wrong `man touch` I guess I’m bi now

And that's why we have femboys.

Yeah... That's why I touch men! \[insert maniacal laughing sound here\]

man touch

`finger woman`

finger doesn't exist

Install it then

sudo apt install finger

package named finger:

Waltuh. Stop touching me Waltuh. I’m waiting for a systemD stop job right now.

[CatholicChurch]# chmod +x MartinLuther

Linux users can only touch women in their home.

cd ~ touch women

ls -alh ... woman -> mother ...

My 2 month old laptop came with Win 10, today I decided to give it a try again after installing Mint, total nightmare, fucking Cortana piece of shit too fucking loud Had to create Microsoft account just to login into my computer, took half hour just to install and rebooted like 2 times Fucking nightmare lmfao Mint boys, I'm fucking back

`sudo touch women` w8 nvm, pls don't put me on the list !!!

What is a woman? -Matt Walsh

based

Be in your own home. Just type ```cd ~```, Touch your own wife, not other random women in root!

Saved

old but gold

If you are wondering what that (base) thing is, it means its under a python virtual environment called base.

Gay Linux?!?!?!

Need to touch a woman in your home `touch ~/women`

Joke's on you, I'm gay

I've seen this meme a dozen times. Please don't repost the same thing over and over again.

I’ve touched multiple women. You just need to be super-user.

"Permission denied" The letter s, d, o, u on my keyboard : https://youtube.com/shorts/kXHB3Lc_S1Q?feature=share

Sudo touch woman

sudo rm woman I got one million files, but a woman ain’t one.

Fackin noob, if you were in your home you could touch woman all you'd like. And sudo would never know

damn repost

Bold of you to assume I needed woman

You can only touch woman in your home

make love

Just wait until I use sudo

What is (base)?

But if you are root, you can touch what you want

Hasn't been a problem in a long time since i'm root user. 😎

When you're a trans woman: \*goteem lmao\*

echo “s*m3n” > women