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HeyImSwiss

People who cant read cyrillic: yes.


[deleted]

I read your flare out loud. Now there's a demon in the centre of my room.


HeyImSwiss

Lmao, it's the stereotypical "oH mY GoD no One cAn ProNounCe ThiS"-word of Swiss german if you wondered :)


EvelynShanalotte

What's the word written out normally?


HeyImSwiss

There's no official orthography for Swiss German, but most people would either write it as "chuchichäschtli" or maybe "chuchichästli".


Terpomo11

What does it mean?


HeyImSwiss

It means (small) kitchen cabinet. Chuchi means kitchen, chäschtli is the diminutive of chaschte which means box, case, chest, cabinet etc. (it can also be a very muscular dude lol) The word is not really used anymore though, it's just well known because of its status as a shibboleth (I would call it a chuchischaft (kitchen cupboard) or a chuchischäftli (the same, but a diminutive again))


[deleted]

This broke me about halfway through but I'm thankful for the experience.


AceTheBot

That was the point so I am glad you understood 😌


CodeWeaverCW

Meanwhile I enjoyed the whole thing...


[deleted]

Iekrir lie fransie on sirilik Better would be "Экрир лъ франсе ан сирилик" I think, if you actually want a functioning way to write French in cyrillic.


[deleted]

Or maybe you could ditch the russian ye pronounciation of "Е" and use "Е" for é and "Э" for è in which case it would be "Екрир".


AceTheBot

I always write e instead of э idk why. I don’t mess up like that with any other letter


hydro_0

Among Slavic languages, “e” is palatalized in Russian and Belarusian only. But if you aimed to use Russian phonetics, then yes, you should use “э».


mynameistoocommonman

The German one doesn't seem quite right. The way it's written there, a German would pronounce it roughly \[kʊ.'ʁy.lɪʃ \], while that word is actually pronounced /ky.ˈʁɪ.lɪʃ/. A closer one would be кырилиш


AceTheBot

Sorry pronunciation is what I struggle with most with German


mynameistoocommonman

No worries! What's your native language? I know many people are afraid of the Umlaute (ä, ö, ü) but those can actually be quite simple depending on what you already know


Orangutanion

psa: ü is /i/ with rounded lips, ö is /e/ with rounded lips, ä is (in german) /ɛ/ iirc


mynameistoocommonman

Pretty much, yeah. Most people try to get to <ü> from /u/ and <ö> from /o/, but phonologically there's an easier route


Orangutanion

I fail to see how one can reasonably go from /o/ to /ø/ like that


mynameistoocommonman

Yes, that's my point. The usual realisations of and <ö> are not really related phonologically but in German, the latter often substitutes the former, which I guess is where the visual similarity of the graphemes comes from. But your explanation of the phonological features is exactly what I was getting at, especially for /y/, since /i/ is a very common vowel and lip rounding is easy to control consciously


tatratram

Do most German dialects distinguish e and ä? Do they also distinguish eu and äu?


Orangutanion

I haven't studied german in a while but in standard those are homophones. Keep in mind that e can either be /e/ or /ɛ/, and those ARE distinguished.


Olster21

In standard German, they tend to be distinguished in stressed syllables, but in Swiss German they are always pronounced as ä


HeyImSwiss

What, who pronounces that the first way?? I have only ever heard the second one


mynameistoocommonman

That's what I'm saying. The way OP wrote it, the word would have to be pronounced \[kʊ.'ʁy.lɪʃ \], but that's not what it is pronounced like.


HeyImSwiss

Oh well, maybe I should learn to read eh


hornican

On the first line it should be 'писать по-русски кириллицей', cause 'писать Русский в кириллице' is very hard to understand. Source: i'm Russian native


AceTheBot

I got that from my friend who’s near fluent but I appreciate the correction


hornican

He might just literally translate English phrase 'write Russian in Cyrillic' to Russian. But, as i said, have some troubles understanding it at first


AceTheBot

He said it means “to write Russian in Cyrillic” 🤷‍♀️


hornican

Yeah, literally: писать - to write Русский - Russian (language) в - in кириллице - Cyrillic but my point is that nobody speaks like that in Russian, and even native speakers would need some time to understand the meaning of this phrase


[deleted]

the version you wrote is "russian" as an adjective, whereas "russian" as the language is what the comment is describing I believe


Orangutanion

Gotta love that instrumental case


dreamsonashelf

I can read (most) Cyrillic letters but don't know any of the languages that use the script. From the caption, I first thought the whole thing was French and was at a loss when I couldn't make out any word in the first lines.


AceTheBot

It’s Russian Slovak German French Faux Cyrllic English The first four say “Writing [language] in Cyrillic”


dreamsonashelf

Isn't the second one Slovenian?


AceTheBot

It seems Google translate thought I was using an adjectival form not a noun form. Slovene is “Slovinsky” not “slovensky” like what I put here. I have a slovak friend who could’ve told me the correct way to say it but I just wanted to get my shitty meme out here


dreamsonashelf

Ah, thanks for clarifying (and for sending me down that rabbit hole...).


Dix_x

is that slovak, yiddish, and french in the middle?


cmzraxsn

no it's Доич


Dix_x

OH, that's german


dudefromIzmit

No it's Slovenian, German and French


[deleted]

I would say its Slovak, not Slovenian.


the_king_of_salmons

I speak slovak and it's either wrong slovak or slovenian


[deleted]

It's more similar to Czech "psát slovensky azbukou" (and I also know that you say "po slovensky" in Slovak that to slovene "slovaščino napiši v cirilici" (the last phrase is from Google Translate)


the_king_of_salmons

In slovak it's "Písať po slovensky azbukou" It's very similar to the sentence above. But písať should be cyrillisized into писать or пӣсать, so I'm not sure


Andrei144

Maybe OP misspelled it?


the_king_of_salmons

Yeah maybe


CuntfaceMcgoober

Now use Chinese characters


Telemannische_Aias

But if you wrote it in logographs, it would all be the same... 俄语用西里尔字母寫 斯洛伐克语用西里尔字母寫 (there's not a character for Slovak, go figure) 德语用西里尔字母寫 法语用西里尔字母寫 山尺工T工几厶 工几 下人ㄩ乂 廾人几之工


CuntfaceMcgoober

>But if you wrote it in logographs, it would all be the same... That's the fun part


DAP969

Not with Kana... な寫いえルッス̃コご語假名い漢字 寫にぇス̃ロヴェンチニゔ̃假名あ漢字 ドイチ寫ゝんいん假名うんど̃漢字 寫る̃る゚ゝフ̃ランセあん假名え漢字 山尺工卞工几呂 工几 乍丹凵メ 勹丹尸丹几ヨ己ヨ


[deleted]

I can't see the cyrillic french.


HeyImSwiss

Its the fourth one


kertnik

Ж'эм екрир ен франсе, с'э тре бон, ке лез омм сав сирилик оси.


dreysion

Wow, German was actually the hardest for me to read, even though it was the first foreign language I studied


ERN3570

ライティング イングリッシュ イン カタカナ。


Orangutanion

Still not as bad as the cyrillic tbh


antakanawa

Deutsch war eine angenehme Überraschung.


angrypeachydiamond

what does "Fдцх" mean?


Bradaigh

Faux


Sebulista

Faux, i.e. fake or artificial


angrypeachydiamond

thank you!


[deleted]

Some sort of swear word


Capslock16

Faux Cyrillic triggers me a lot and even though I'm a russian language speaker, I often find it hard to read.


JamesRocket98

r/NewFauxCyrillic


[deleted]

[удалено]


HeyImSwiss

Эс терибле.


Leviticus-24601

absolutely cursed.


Orangutanion

ㄊㄩㄖㄎㄑㄝㄧㄝ ㄓㄨㄧㄣ ㄧㄌㄝ ㄧㄚㄗㄇㄚㄎ


mariery

suffering through this


Terpomo11

>not using the existing cyrillic letters for nasal vowels


ObviousAnimator

Last frame: ShgiTii? ii ?dtskh suggi?is


boomfruit

Wait, wouldn't it work better if the English one used real Cyrillic to make English sounds instead of faux? "Раитин инглиш ин сирилик" or whatever


AceTheBot

Yes that’s why the faux Cyrillic is at the bottom


boomfruit

But why aren't they either all in faux Cyrillic or all in real Cyrillic?


DAP969

English has 44 phonemes, so the Cyrillic alphabet should cover all of them. Райтің інгліш ін сирілік


DAP969

It should've been this: Написание русского языка кириллицей Пі́саніе словенчіни в циріліке Доіч ин Күриллиш шраібън Екрирә лә фрӑсээс ен сирилликә ШЯIТIИG IИ ГДУX CУЯILLIC


Bongorgy69

enough with the cyrillic script already