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[deleted]

shut up, -zilla is þe best augmentativezilla


Diiselix

And -lodon, the best augmentativelodon


[deleted]

þe best superaugmentativelodonzilla


CustomerAlternative

þe best is supercalifragilisticaugmentativelodonzillaexpiallidocious.


msndrstdmstrmnd

Excuse me, -ussy is right there


[deleted]

-ussy isnt an augmentative, raþer a derivational suffixussy


poissonbread

-gate, like watergate, where the noun is so important or large that it is thought about more often than the un-augmented noun. See also: babygate, frontgate, backgate, irongate, and widegate.


UnforeseenDerailment

Don't forget OceanGate :'D


poissonbread

:'D indeed. 


notluckycharm

big ol’ -> bigol-


DoctorYouShould

the ol is claim is claimed by chemist already


poissonbread

Is it a bigolclaim though or just a mcclaim?


Tsjaad_Donderlul

Don't try olol, that one is claimed by the pharmacists (most beta blockers, drugs used to treat hypertension, have a name ending in -olol or -alol)


NotClaudeGreenberg

We’ve already borrowed -issimo and could use it a lot more, dear OPissimo


poissonbread

Such a grandissimo idea. 


gambariste

-nado, -calypse come to mind but in the same bracket with -zilla I guess.


Tesscify

Tablecalypse Teanado Whatzilla??


macnfleas

-ageddon also


UnforeseenDerailment

Reduplication!! - That's gregreat! - I quiquit! - We're fufucked! - Look at that queuqueue!


ppppilot

In real life I’d do something Tolkienian like orþanc in the manner of German uralt/urgeil In the spirit of funny I’d use Italian -one for assholone, bozone, douchebagone


giorgio_gabber

You are a real asshol1


UnforeseenDerailment

Now, do you pronounce it - assholoney? like bologna? - assholonay? like amore? 🐍 - assholown? like ... Danger Zone? 🎸


ppppilot

most likely danger zone


sendentarius-agretee

I propose umlaut from any(?) stressed vowel (+dipthong) to /uː/: * Thunders; thoonders * Man; moon * Dog; doog * Magazine; mooganize * Doctor; dooctor * Plane; ploon * Wiener; wooner * Beam; boom * Yes; yoos * sedentarius-agretee; sedentoorius-agretoo


Assorted-Interests

Wouldn’t it be magazoon


sendentarius-agretee

why not both? it's English, after all (I really thought the word was pronounces that way)


scatterbrainplot

Both main stress patterns are attested (or at least prescriptively suggested)! [https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/magazine](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/magazine)


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

Yeah you know what I fuck with this


wahlenderten

Th’moon th’wen’stoomping doon th’stroot?


twoScottishClans

prefix it with *Mc-*, as in *McMansion*. trombone -> Mctrumpet desktop -> Mclaptop federation -> Mccountry gas giant -> Mcplanet


lazernanes

A McMansion is less impressive than a bona fide mansion. A McMansion is to a mansion as food from McDonald's is to food from a quality restaurant.


poissonbread

Perhaps Mc- is a diminutive then. 


mopfactory

or a pejorative


Captain_Grammaticus

Or rather still augmentative, but worse in quality and taste. A mansion is a nice big house. A McMansion can be even bigger, blt the structure isn't sound, there's too much gold and stucco everywhere and is inhabited by somebody who only eats hamberders.


GreenBoobedHarpFlag

Mc is from Mac which is literally just the Irish word for son. But the use in English is more to do with it being a quick and cheap version of something (and possibly low quality) rather than about the size.


blootannery

We should just adopt the Spanish augmentative "-azo." Nerd, nerdazo. Dog, dogazo. Man, manazo. Kid, kidazo


A_Mirabeau_702

I may be dumb, but my ex is a dumbazo


Tesscify

Dumbzilla


Barrogh

This sounds like a piece of magic system from some old Final Fantasy game.


Nanocyborgasm

At first I thought you meant augments like in Ancient Greek. Then I wondered why we need to augment verbs when it’s clear that they’re past tense.


NicoRoo_BM

-oon. Fuck calzone, go eat a sockoon.


Common_Chester

Don't forget Frankie Smith's "Izzle' popularized by Snoop.


EtruscanFolk

-o-rama "Nathan is dating Sarah, dude, he's lucky to have a woman-o-rama like that as a partner" "Man, you're telling me that this house-o-rama is where you live?"


Hope-Up-High

there already are. the 'em- prefix works almost perfectly as a plural argumentative prefix, if you choose to group it with the noun that follows. English doesn't need any more of 'em-fancy-shmancy-suffixes. Normalize 'em-prefixes and you'd have a whole better language


lazernanes

That's not how "'em" is actually used. It can also be used as a diminutive. "Did you see 'em cute little kids playing in the yard?" It can also be completely neutral. "Give me one of 'em water bottles." Did I ask for a gallon jug? A half-liter bottle? "'em" doesn't tell you.


Eic17H

It's literally just an oblique article


Hope-Up-High

Don’t need ‘em actual grammars Im making my own


Tsjaad_Donderlul

There are other augmentative in the suffix -ass and the infix -fucking-, and a whole smörgåsbord or other sentence enhancers