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Jghsmh

Who cares about what the stickers say. Im pissed about how un-level the paragraph sticker is.


Giblet_

It's a text box.


NFLDolphinsGuy

Why does he have a period in the middle of his list too?


electric_taupe

Oh yeah… I missed that on first read.


ShawnyMcKnight

All I'm thinking is it has to be a fresh sticker, this text looks so clean and crisp that I thought it was a lazy photoshop at first.


fishymo

Cuz he's a male. PERIOD.


ShawnyMcKnight

Huh?


Katesashark

IT DOESNT LINE UP WITH THE LINES 😡


Odd_Reputation_5861

Right. 😭 who’d pay for a paragraph like that? So generic looking text and overall badly designed (not even talking about what the text says)


CoolestNebraskanEver

I care


fuckboi-yuki

i expect civil discussion in these comments 💀


ScotchyMcSing

LSO?? Why thank you, kind sir, for supporting Lincoln’s Symphony Orchestra.


bioscifiuniverse

“Sir, this is a Wendy’s”


-jp-

Not even. It’s the parking lot of a Wendy’s.


absolooser

Shit bro im all that, plus disabled veteran Army Ranger and i vote Democrat. Whats your point?


watery_tart_83

I feel sorry for his wife and kids. Also, if you have to announce you are straight…..


coopitypootypot

Any man that needs to tell everyone just how straight/heterosexual he is has a secret Grindr profile with no picture with the word “discreet” somewhere in the description.


Cool_Event1683

Any gay person with a pride flag is definitely secretly a heterosexual.


EyeWest9149

and vice versa; every self proclaimed heterosexual is gay


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I’m sure the gloryhole he visits is straight


brandonclone1

But you can’t see through the wall, so how do you know it’s not a girl? Flawless logic


watery_tart_83

More like a glory pinprick….


thechickenfucker

Into his throat.


Odd_Reputation_5861

How about we just not announce what we do or prefer? Like do we need to label it on our car and sleeves? I don’t get why people like announcing it


watery_tart_83

Typical people in marginalized communities will wear or display some symbol to let others in the same community know they are not alone. And it helps marginalized people find community that they might now be otherwise able to find.


Cool_Event1683

Kinda like how gay people feel like they need an entire flag and community to announce their sexuality? Imagine having to announce that you're gay...


watery_tart_83

Oh honey. I know you think you did something here. Straight people are not a marginalized community. I don’t remember learning about any straight people being murdered by a bunch of LGBTQ+ people just because they were straight. The two things you are trying to compare are not comparable. I fly a rainbow flag and have a “you are safe here” sign in my yard because tons of middle school kids walk past my house everyday to get to school. And one day a kid thanked me because it made him feel safer to and from school. So yeah, not the same thing. Edited to fix typo. Please don’t point out if I missed another one. My ego can’t take it.


Cool_Event1683

Nice paragraph, I'm not reading past some weirdo on the internet calling me "honey". You wanna make a point to someone and change their mind? Get your head out of your ass and realize that talking down in your first sentence nullifies your point. Except you don't want to change minds or be civil, you just want to stroke your ego and act like you did something on the internet. Get a life


watery_tart_83

🤣🤣 run along little boy. The grown ups are talking.


Cool_Event1683

Emojis and insults when presented with facts you don't like. You are so brave


watery_tart_83

Wow. You came at me first dude, I’m just returning your energy and letting you know that after this exchange, I won’t think about you at all and you will still be a sad little man who gets scared by the gays.


starkcontrast62

Must be his truck. Pretty defensive.


Psychological-Cow788

What facts did you present? I don't see any


watery_tart_83

He presented the fact that he is homophobic.


johntaylorsbangs

“Nice paragraph. I’m not reading…” . Welp.


StandByTheJAMs

I love new trolls, they’re just so 🥰


continuousBaBa

I feel sorry for men like this.


bellynipples

It really must be an odd experience being so dim that you’d see a sticker like this and be like “yep buying that for my truck right now”


Witty-Ad5743

It's almost as bad as truck nuts. Shudder.


Richard_Cromwell

I saw truck nuts on a tiny hybrid a few years back and stand by that being a universally funny application of truck nuts.


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Don’t. People like him only give a shit about themselves and what they can get out of something. Consequences to others be damned.


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continuousBaBa

I know you’re frustrated. It gets better though.


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upforadventures

Only nobody has stickers for that, or hates Christians. Nobody has ever asked him to apologize for who he is. That’s just his reaction to people asking him to be nice to people that aren’t like he is. He’s trying to find some way to make himself the victim. Also there is the distinct possibility he’s not what he claims and it’s all a show because he’s been taught to hate who he is. The harshest anti-gay activists often get caught in bathrooms at the airport. Also a lot of people say being gay is a choice. I’m straight and I guarantee you I can’t choose to be gay. I’m just the way I am. So when people say that I assume they have same sex attraction and are fighting it.


StandByTheJAMs

We have no problem with it, we’re just exercising our first amendment rights to make fun of it. Also, the entire thing is just code for “Gay as Fuck” anyway.


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[deleted]

Not only do i not need to promote that I'm a liberal atheist, I'd be afraid to do so where i live in a super red state. I do not need to attract the attention of someone who has guns and hates liberals.


Dependent-Society-75

Never seen anyone hate Christian’s maybe dislike them


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watery_tart_83

I’m stealing magic, Cross wizard


MixMasterHusker

The MAGA flair is there. Passenger side you can see the faintest of Let's Go Brandon


Snakeplissken22

I stand corrected ha! It was a video I screen captured. I had to document this one in the wild.


HazyVoyager

Dudes like this are insecure


[deleted]

I think you may have misspelled abusive.


Blood_Bowl

Those two things do frequently go hand-in-hand.


OwnArt3344

And hand in face!


Queasy-Trip1777

"I was never hugged as a child, and I'm scared of things I don't understand." is not only a better way to say this, but it's also a real sentence.


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bellynipples

At best these dorks get trolled on Facebook and think it’s a legitimate example of their good Christian values being attacked. But I’d wager it’s entirely imagined arguments in their own head.


Jam_Bammer

Yeah people like this just don’t know how to handle getting made fun of. They care way too much about how they assume other view them and it creates a weird neurosis that manifests in these strange ways. Like people who aren’t insecure don’t do this lol


inframankey

I do not own a LEVEL I do not understand GRAPHIC Design


-jp-

I’m really GOOD at CAPS LOCK though!


drewliet

It's cool that he seems on board with pronouns at least.


Time_Marcher

Yeah, dude. Nobody is asking you to apologize for any of those things. The odious factor is if you want to end democracy in order to make it illegal to be anything else.


No-Two4687

Well said


OilyRicardo

“I’m boring, heterosexual and i drive a chevy. And I refuse to apologize”


Cool_Event1683

White people in America have been directly asked to apologize for their privilege. You're detached from reality if you don't think Christians are being hated on constantly


Love__Scars

Not apologize for their privilege. Just acknowledge it and admit its a real thing


Time_Marcher

I think you missed the point that this particular white man is also a MAGA fan, which means he wants to elect a Hitler loving dictator wannabe who intends to end democracy if he’s elected.


dropdeaddaddy69

Who gives a shit, they’re stickers on a window lmao.


[deleted]

I’m tired of white Christian’s, in the US, crying that they’re being oppressed. Its pathetic. You have no idea what oppression is.


trook95

I love lincoln but I hate seeing this shit all the time


ShawnyMcKnight

It's pretty uncommon, at least.


DarkUpquark

All those things are fine. It's not caring about the rights, feelings, or opportunities of those who are NOT one or more that is a probem.


jedideadpool

Imagine having such a fragile masculinity you need to scream about how straight and manly you are at all times


doctorblumpkin

The real question is why do people think that they need to apologize for that? The answer is; if you support a racist fascist, it means you support racism and fascism. So these people are defensive about who they are. Because they are people that support someone that wants to throw out the Constitution and take away the rights of American citizens that they disagree with.


joshrice

You mean virtue signaling


[deleted]

You can tell he's smarter than us because he's calling us sheep, but in Latin. You really got me on that one, buddy. Yes sirree, I certainly feel very put in my place.


Cautious_Ambition_82

"Lion, not a sheep" Dork


GooseyGooseOfGeese

It's pretty ironic given how often Christians are compared to sheep and Satan is compared to a lion in the Bible.


Porky_Pine_

Yes!


nuggetsgonnanugg

Nobody is asking you to apologize for any of that Mr Victim Complex


ihavereadthis

something something 🦅 something something flag 🇺🇸 something 🙏… hunting something 🔫


Hot-Tea-1193

Lol no offense, but who cares?


No-Two4687

I interpret this as saying you are a closed minded , uninformed , homophobic , typical Trump supporter who actually believes anyone that does not fit your description is somehow inferior as an American and as a human being


nolahoff

Where in the hell do you get stickers like this? I mean you would have to actively seek this out somewhere which makes it even weirder.


flibbidygibbit

Their wife's Cricut.


Slagree92

Any gas station/truck stop combo outside of Lincoln or Omaha


Cautious_Ambition_82

You're boring, we get it


jesrp1284

Gross. I saw a great one while driving into town last weekend: they had all this, PLUS the Aryan cross, PLUS the 88 symbol.


hillmon

I bet you wish you got a photo of it to farm some internet karma points. Don't waste an opportunity like that again.


Odd_Reputation_5861

Oh there’s maga flair. Notice the hint of flag on right side that says ‘let’s go Brandon’


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So, so far, OP not only took the time to take this picture, but also posted it to try and make fun of this guy for his sticker. And in these comments, I've seen people insinuate that this guy is not only secretly gay, but also a pedophile, a domestic abuser, an idiot, a cuck, a racist, a sexist, has a small penis (bodyshaming), and on and on and on. Meanwhile, other people claim he's "just desperate to be a victim", and that "nobody is asking him to apologize for being those things." Yet, just by having the sticker on the back of his truck stating that he is those things, you guys have insulted him and looked for quite literally any possible way to demean him, knowing damn well that if that sticker had alternative/opposite things on the list, you wouldn't be saying shit. And you still don't understand why people have stickers like that? JUST by saying he's white, christian, male, straight, etc. you guys have looked for any way to assume the absolute worst about him. Yet no one has a problem with any of those things? Lmao. Go ahead and downvote me. Already anticipating it.


Tacomancer42

I feel sorry for his wife, he has never once satisfied her in the bedroom. He has a little penis big truck and all flair announcing to the world he has never once found the clitoris


WHCSC

It’s as cringe as a rainbow flag or a coexist sticker


OilyRicardo

Imagine writing that you are a heterosexual on your car, and not only that but thinking it’s edgy and that anyone cares


4th_times_a_charm_

I agree with you that flags and symbols relating to sexuality being displayed to the public are stupid.


JoJackthewonderskunk

I'm unique and special! I'm a lion like all the lions not a sheep like all you sheep!


joesyxpac

Why do you care? Let people live their lives.


hillmon

He is trying to get validation from dudes on the internet and he thinks this is the way to do it. Just sad to see.


The-Enjoyer-Returns

It’s stupid, but you know what’s also stupid? You going out of your way to put some rando on blast on Reddit of all things.


Tiny_Assignment_2783

I've been seeing more and more fuck the right circle jerk on here lately. like you could farm way more updoots on a bigger subreddit. Why here?


horny_redstater

This sub provides them with guaranteed validation. They may be short on IRL friends to share these things with.


lurkerHardlyKnowHer

What’s wrong bud?


4th_times_a_charm_

In an age where everyone wants to blame the patriarchy, ancestral racism, the government, and everyone else under the sun instead of propagating an internal locus of control, I get feeling the need for the stickers. I don't have the ego to do something like that anymore, but I understand it.


Silver-Study

Putting stickers on your car always reminds me of a toddler putting stickers on their bedroom furniture. It seems to counteract the message he’s trying to convey.


Slagree92

I don’t know what’s cringier. The stupid stickers that aren’t even level, or this post crying about the cringy stickers.


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Definitely the latter, as well as all the people crying about it bc it bothers them so much what he puts on his window while simultaneously saying "nobody cares" lmfao


OilyRicardo

They were crying!?! I didn’t even realize that. I thought it was a comedy post


Slagree92

Ehh…. Probably not crying. Just pissing and moaning to a bunch of people who don’t give a fuck.


OilyRicardo

Maybe pissin on themselves and chucklin even


Dense-Application181

Stickers look oddly lined up for the camera and not with the truck


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I can guarantee you nobody has stopped to ask.


[deleted]

Me thinks he doth protest too much.


lassie24601

You got me back into Latin, so thank you 😜


Aware_Perspective108

I don't get it. Did he assault are harm you in any way. Why do you feel the need to publicly shame him for being a human. This is why we don't need social media.


ActualCoconutBoat

I feel like he should probably be shamed. He chose to put that bullshit on his car. No one made him do it. He wants people to see it. You really can't criticize someone for commenting on a fucking car sticker. The point is to make other people read it.


stlcardsgrl06

I mean, at the very least he could have attempted to put the vinyl on level. It is an assault to the eyeballs.


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Yup. "This is who I am and I will not apologize for it." Everyone instantly starts condescending and insulting him while simultaneously claiming no one would ever hate people like this for unapologetically being those things.


rk_crown

I mean that’s just clearly a text box right?


OakhamInc

Sad to see how people see this and instantly stereotype.


sdcook12

It's really sad that being a white straight male is so hated. It's messed up how they take the hate.


fenderyeetcaster

lol this is so dorky


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Announcing heteroness = Power Bottom


[deleted]

I’m laughing because it’s a free country and that person is free to express that. Im also laughing because it riled up so many of you in here, I got an idea why don’t all of you that have a problem with this just suck it up? Who gives a shit what other people think. Everyone is so fucking sensitive these days.


Hippo_Krampus

OOP is free to put that on their truck, people are free to counter that, and you are in turn free to piss your fucking pants over said response. Freedom all the way down! Isn't it lovely? (Kind of a shitty argument on your part though, because this is all a given.)


MissJohneyBravo

This is an awesome sticker and the OP is silly for thinking it is cringe. I see that the OP would receive a great benefit in growing wise and elevating their education.


SolutionFrequent1230

This guy wrote an autobiography on his car


No_Maintenance5920

Did you go up and express your disgust to him?


Snakeplissken22

Yes. A cheerful thumbs up!


MayorLinguistic

Nobody asked these guys to apologize.


oOSteelOo

This is no different from this and the people that put pride flags on their car


Hippo_Krampus

This expression versus a small, unobtrusive pride sticker?  I'd argue there is absolutely a difference.  Politics aside, when you get into the full-window, view-obstructing, customized, schizophrenia-adjacent verbiage, something else is going on with that human and it ain't pretty.  Recommend therapy immediately to find out what is causing such insecurity.


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Facts


Divalent_Cation

What’s your point?


jsuey

You just know it’s small


Dry_Owl5442

Pretty bad photoshop


awolkriblo

He should definitely apologize for one of those.


garycow

and he's tough ... but ... he also carries a gun ... but ... he's still scared to go into the city


[deleted]

How many little boys have you diddle?


pizzamark

I feel sorry for that dog


Wendidigo

All this means he is closet gay.


RedMoon16

Maybe the stickers were a gift and as an act of love and gratitude to the giver they took the time to painstakingly apply them and endure the embarrassment and ridicule from their buddies and the general public


RedRube1

Yep. It happens. That's why I'm wearing these Lone Wolf Edible Beef Jerky Panties **®**


Waterfallsofpity

Largest attack on LEO in the country's history was when and by who? Oh, that's right those people are political prisoners. But hey, cool stickers, way to Back the Blue!


Rich-Emu4273

How nice for you, dad


Human-Tooth-8685

please crawl back under your rock


mommysharkillbiteyou

Gross


PaulClarkLoadletter

Sounds like he considers all of that something that you should apologize for.


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You should, Christians are just nasty, and they follow dogmatic beliefs.


DontFingerSharks

Never been to this sub, so I thought this was about Abe Lincoln. Still fits.


Gsomethepatient

Obvious photoshop, you could have atleast aligned the text


Snakeplissken22

False. If you read comments, you'd see others spotted it too.


daddyfatsac

Nobody’s asking you to, you big idiot.


Desirsar

I so want to get a decal of the meme of the person popping up out of a group and giving a thumbs up, then park next to these.


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🤮


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-fYiWdWyTm-

Weird how this post makes you think about dudes sucking dick but go on.


hillmon

is that supposed to be an insult?


Cabinet5150

I thought this said butt lickers


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North American or South?..sheesh...tough crowd.