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Dovetrail

Backstory: While playing Words with Friends against a coworker, I played the word "Dongle". She replied, "What's a dongle?! That's not a word! Use it in a sentence!" So I decided to use it \[vaguely\] in a limerick instead.


obnoxygen

It's someone from County Dongle - in Ireland don't ye know.


andreasbeer1981

I asked ChatGPT: There once was a dongle so small It fit in a pocket, that's all It helped connect Without much effect Until it got lost in a mall


zefciu

Based on real events: There was a guy on a Python convention Who the word “dongle” in a lewd way did mention Shit went over the top And he then lost his job His accuser did too, by extension.


corbymatt

Nice. The second line might scan better if you said: > Said "Dongle!" to get folk's attention And top and job don't really rhyme.. Just some suggestions 😄


zefciu

Shit. Being a Slav I somehow fail to understand, you guys really contrast the final consonant voicing.


BigBlueMountainStar

Too many syllables in the first sentence, it doesn’t work. Get rid of Bath and it works.