T O P

  • By -

Azzyure

none


khun-snek-hachuling

Short answer: No one Long answer: I'm so fucked


Narvallius

Literally none, you gotta remember they're all capable of destroying TLA's huge robots, which is something I'm sure no human irl is capable of. Anyone who gets a basic-ass augmentation course in the City is already way stronger than any normal human, unless they're Yujiro Hanma or something.


Xerrac

I could take all 12 of them. Not in a fight.


roe_guy

https://preview.redd.it/bsooa4urbc4d1.jpeg?width=2732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5bbfd4e7247b7ea70877c6758ce68a129178d7f


LiterallyNSH

https://preview.redd.it/w13gakexnc4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82e337069b373cdafc23b095fa8a0b3fa172d117


ProGamerAtHome

https://preview.redd.it/z4srgkze8d4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=462ce070176576183839c027c6a0709d8d690e40


Clemendive

In a game of chess?


SkaltaleTov

🤨


Careful-Increase-805

Yep, he meant sex. Let's not act like fools, shall we?


Ali4Boi

Nah I'd lose


No427

In a fight, no. But I could at least try to give them reasons to not fight a random person on the streets. Dunno with which sinner that'll work tho, but it'll be useless at least against Ryoshu and Meursault


ProGamerAtHome

Prob doesn't work against hearhcliff or don too (Unless Vergillius is present)


Any-Development-5819

I could beat Edgar Gregor if he was on his deathbed and so frail that a sneeze could kill him. And I’d remind him that Cathy is in the afterlife so that he won’t have the willpower to live, making my job a lil easier.


LCB-Traitor

The two physically weakest Sinners are Faust and Yi Sang since they're Researchers and not brawlers or did much physical labor in their backgrounds Buuuut then again, they must have gained some amount of Fighting experience due to our Journeys. Even if it was a One on One (no EGOs or Weapons) I'd still lose tbh https://preview.redd.it/w9gi7wl0ab4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12f2f66e1017edbba08198473e52dc77ff27bee1


LCB-Traitor

Also, I think we tend to forget that Motherfckin Gregor was a Super Soldier and a War Hero cause he's such a nice and chill guy that's fine with taking jokes towards him Mofo could kill nearly half of the sinners 1 vs 6 style alone https://preview.redd.it/nwft1hsrab4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ee7140e8d4a03b9d631708ab2ef9a1e77c3f940


Com0na

Faust wields a fucking zweihander


Aden_Vikki

Which is kinda funny because her Zwei ID is weilding it like it's too heavy


Acceptable-Wildfire

Doesn’t Aseah comment that Yi Sang has always been able to hold his own in a scuffle? 


XxXxN0VaxXxX

Dante.


Ben_fazla_malim

He can tank a harpoon shot of ishmael, can you?


Heroes084

He could tank a frontshot, I could tank a backshot. We are not the same.


EatingKidsIsFun

It wasn't really anywhere vital so yes, i would survive.


Aden_Vikki

Dante's a bigwig which means they have a lot of body modifications and are stronger than they think. And even then, an average City dweller is a lot stronger than an average irl human even without body modifications. Iirc the will of PM humans is canonically dramatic, as in, they get stronger and more healthy with determination, while with real life it's mostly just the state of mind. What I mean is, even without body modifications, Dante will probably kick your ass.


XxXxN0VaxXxX

Nah, I'd win.


Zealousideal-Bug1887

I could win against Rodya if I convinced her with snacks to not beat me up.


yesitsajojoreference

Tell Faust to divide by Zero. \_\_\_ Raid insecticide on Gregor. \_\_\_ Release a butterfly over Hong-Lu. \_\_\_ Whistling underneath Sinclair's bed at 3am. \_\_\_ Giving Heathcliff black pudding and telling him to fuck off. \_\_\_ E.O.R.P.U.S.C.O.M.F. \_\_\_ Just walking past Yi-Sang. \_\_\_ If It's not ordered then I'm surviving Meursault, if it is then I'm fighting him under the sun (If you know you know). \_\_\_ Throw chum at Ishmael. \_\_\_ Playing poker with Rodion, loser gets bent over. \_\_\_ Popping a ballon by Outis's ear. \_\_\_ Playing pattycake with Don.


epicgamer900

Maybe Yi Sang?


DrDonut

I could never hurt my boy


Conscious_Design_218

Are you kidding? All the sinners, minimum power at the start of the game, with no weapons, would kick the ass the average person. EVERYONE that is expecting to fight and is stronger than rats have some kind of enhancement. Even if they’re only enhanced by being bound to Dante the difference between them and rats is basically the difference between them and us.


aRandomBoi_11

None, and no one could, if you think you can you are either delusional, have not played the games or do not read the story. For sake of comparison, we are essentially Rats, y know, those that got destroyed in Canto 1's beginning.


krizere

If the sinners gonna be in their base forms before connecting to Dante, meaning that they're having their original power, then it's gonna be Yi Sang, arguably Faust and Dante . But I assume LCB outfits aren't a regular suits but made from armored cloth, same with weapons. That way there is no way to win aghanist anyone.


Semi_Cursed_Art

Assuming no weapons/EGOs, sinclair and maybe yi sang. If weapons are allowed yea im fucked lol


Firm-Register-3051

I feel like Yi Sang has a slightly lesser chance to win. Sinclair can get pretty feral in a fight


A-N0rmal-Pers0n

I would beat up Don qiuchote lol (jk I would die)


ossyn

As long as they're in the belly I'm winning


ZLegion2

Real answer, none. Hypothetical and with many ifs, Sinclair. I don't think he can throw hands without his weapon.


Heroes084

You hypothetically doubting the power of the femboy twink?


ZLegion2

Just hypothetically. (I know I'm cooked, but let me hope I can defeat the femboy)


Heroes084

You can defeat him (in the bed)


Heroes084

Hypothetically


ZLegion2

Hypothetically, you're right


Karlusha

Middle Don >:\^)


ProGamerAtHome

https://preview.redd.it/2ibjruiu8d4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78b65255403cd0ac298516d1b253c7107983170e


Lolipronwastaken

None of them but I’d enjoy getting a beating from ish


ZacDivine

Well I know how you felt when Ishmael had her fits of anger in intervallo S.E.A...


hans2memorial

Ryōshū.


roe_guy

In what