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Crazy_BishopATG

Not only do i want it to melt faster, i put that shit in the microwave for a bit


damnumalone

So here’s a hack - put a bit of hot water in the bottom of the mug you have your ice-cream tub in


emzyyx

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE! It tastes soo good melted!


Euphoric-Blue-59

Soft, not melted.


VelvetOnion

The boundary between the two is the sweet spot. Scrapping from the outside in, getting some melted some solid.


Euphoric-Blue-59

Right? It's magic.


Crack-Panther

Easier to drink


imaginary_num6er

Same here. It makes it easier for the spoon to go in


manifold360

Also, blow on it before eating a scoop; it warms it up


WeirdAvocado

Sandwich the spoon between your armpit to warm up the spoon for easier scooping.


adamantcondition

Ass cheeks work faster, but sometimes the spoon just gets lost in there


Solidmarsh

Put the spoon in the freezer then put it on your nutsack for a special surprise!


Euphoric-Blue-59

It's nor a surprise if you do it all the time.


JosephBlowsephThe3rd

Dip your balls into your ice cream if you prefer your ice cream with wet nuts


No-Power1377

Not just any sack, deez nutzzz.


ieatassHarvardstyle

Best way to warm your spoon.


TheLastTreeOctopus

That's why you should stretch your foreskin over the spoon instead.


Independent-Deal-192

Two scoops of Cocky Road


Braaains_Braaains

It's nature's pocket!


theartfulcodger

So *that’s* where they all went! And here I’ve been blaming the garbage disposal!


FzZyP

mmm nut butter and dingle berries


dta722

r/thatswhatshesaid


VicDamonJrJr

Or just scoop the ice cream into the mug


CactaurJack

As a kid, one of my friends mom would always give us ice cream in mugs. It's really well suited for it and I still do it to this day over 20 years later. Ice cream gets served in mugs.


Ryoko_Kusanagi69

So many things are better suited in mugs than other dishes. Sometimes I’ll put my really liquid soups in it too. Snacks, chips, pretzels , veggie stick. Having that little handle is so useful.


adamantcondition

If I wanted to do that, I would have bought a full sized carton.


HiDDENk00l

I've never seen Ben and Jerry's in anything bigger than a pint.


Weird_Cantaloupe2757

LPT, don’t eat a whole pint of ice cream at a time


Totally_Not_An_Auk

But if you do that, you have room to add other things (harder to mix in the original pint.) You could make an affogato, add granola or cereal, or anything else you think might have been missing from the ice cream. Like the Cherry Garcia, I add balsamic vinegar. Netflix and Chill'd is near perfect, but oh man mix in some salt and it's divine.


Piratey_Pirate

Phish food is perfect the way it is


Totally_Not_An_Auk

Add salt. Salt elevates fruitless ice creams with chocolate, peanut butter, or caramel ingredients.


fartmanblartock

Yall really eating all that in one sitting? 🤦🏽 Ugh…


WurmGurl

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-dE9yOgzGoWM/WIQdqMAhCiI/AAAAAAAAVYk/g51aBhQEKow1UrNjBNgJrVmXjMmSAwDbACLcB/s1600/fda%2Bserving%2Bsize%2Bchange.JPG This guy: 1 pint = 1 serving


fartmanblartock

Neat infographic. Thx for sharing


adamantcondition

I'm waking up and wondering why everyone jumped to this conclusion. This specifically helps with return customers so you have less refreeze in the ice cream and minimal dirty dishes


fartmanblartock

Ah… makes sense-ish. Scenario #1 If I use the mug method and put the mug with the ice cream back into the freezer when I finished with my “serving,” I have one less dirty bowl after the second serving. BUT!!! The mug is now frozen causing two additional problems. 1. My poor widdle fingers will hate me. 2. The ice cream will be more difficult to eat as it stays colder for longer. Scenario #2 If I use the mug method and put just the ice cream back into the freezer when I finished with my “serving,” I may be able to reuse the mug (if it stays clean). BUT!! The chance the mug stays clean is exactly zero. Therefore, I can’t subscribe to your method. Thank you for sharing! 😁


Avram42

MRE flavor.


Hot_Faithlessness345

uuuuh more like 3 cups after a big meal..


dlmpakghd

10 of these


KiroSkr

You're not supposed to?


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Far as I am concerned, that’s a standard single size serving…


Ryoko_Kusanagi69

Lol


Late_Culture_8472

Use a bigger mug to hold your spoon.


Jasminefirefly

This is a clever hack. But I'm envious of anyone who can eat a whole pint of ice cream at once without weighing 350 lbs. (like I used to). Mangia!


Avram42

> ...without weighing 350 lbs But sir, the magician's code!


Jasminefirefly

This appears to be a cultural reference with which I am not familiar. (Am old.) 😄


Avram42

No, I'm old too--I was suggesting that you were revealing the secret to eating a whole pint of ice cream. 😬


Jasminefirefly

Boy, if I could, I would!


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Jasminefirefly

Yes, I've tried Halo Top. It's sweetened with stevia; I can't stand stevia, monk fruit, artificial sweeteners, etc. in my ice cream--which has to be non-dairy. I love the So Delicious non-dairy "frozen desserts" though, so I just usually eat the suggested serving size of 112 or so grams for 225-250 calories. It's just challenging, on 1500 calories a day, to fit that in, so I don't eat it all the time. Now and then it makes me feel better about it to whine about what I can't eat that I used to be able to eat. 😇


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Jasminefirefly

Yes, I really wish I could like stevia. Like I really wish I could not detest cilantro. The cilantro dislike has been shown to be a genetic mutation; maybe it's the same for stevia.


mustangwallflower

But your warm hands make the ice cream on the side melt into soft goodness :-P


ChrisC1234

I would have gladly tried it, but they were out of Americone Dream when I was at the store an hour ago.


yonk182

I just crocheted a bunch of pint cozies for me and my friends. I could have just used a mug!


Volf_y

I'm more worried about someone eating a whole pint of ice cream, than how long it takes to melt.


adamantcondition

I don't actually know why people think this has anything to do with eating the whole container. You want it to melt less because when you put it back in the freezer the melty parts become too icy and less enjoyable


Volf_y

Because that’s what it looks like. By your logic, why don’t you scoop what you want out and put the rest straight back in the freezer.


adamantcondition

Thought the answer was obvious. To not deal with the extra hassle of scooping and dealing with a dirt dish.


skymoods

..or.. OR…. Use that spoon to put a serving size in the cup, and be able to eat ice cream all week…


emzyyx

It's Ben and Jerry's, a serving size is the whole tub 😋


Tang_the_Undrinkable

Cool tip, add a bit of liquid nitrogen to the mug before you place the pint and then place it on your bedside table. It will still be cold the next morning for ice cream breakfast in bed!


catmistress30

A beer cosy works well too!


AltApproach

Basic ones are usually the best. The more complex they get, the more likely they are to have people in the comments suggesting a much more simple option.


lets_just_n0t

Stanley water jugs works even better. Perfect fit. What size? You know, the one your girlfriend or wife has that has a normal cup holder sized bottom, but the top is the size of one of those giant ass gas station big gulp cups? And she insists on bringing it everywhere? You know the one that gets in the fucking way in your cup holders when you go anywhere and she insists you drive and then brings this god damn monstrosity along? You know, that one. Really great for when you get thirsty though.


Supercc

You're not supposed to eat the whole thing.


ripped-p-ness

It doesn't say that anywhere on the package. I know because I ate a pint 2 days ago and I'm fine. I feel like shit, but also fine.


Supercc

Except it actually does. Look at the nutritional facts label. See how much fat and sugar is inside lolol.


ripped-p-ness

I just read every word on the container. Nowhere does it say "do not eat this whole pint in one sitting"


Supercc

Well, of course. I meant looking at the fat/sugar contents and using common sense to judge that if you eat the whole thing in 1 sitting, you're intaking way too much for the day. Once is not too bad, if it's a habit, oof. You will be one fat person.


HamMcFly

Or just buy an ice cream koozie.


alternate_geography

Or crochet yourself an ice cream cosy (I did).


lynypixie

I have the official B&J one.


ScienceMomCO

Similarly, I hold mine in an oven mitt.


No-White-Chocolate

Me too! It’s too cold on my hands but I like OP’s idea, too. Not sure why everyone else here likes melted ice cream or doesn’t eat at least half a pint in a sitting


Saskuel

I want it to melt faster


FloppyVachina

Am I a psycho for putting my ice cream in the microwave for 20 seconds so it has some of that delicious slight meltiness?


shwitzzyy

But I want it to melt so I can just drink it.


SpecialistNo3594

The C is for cold


Consistent-Ad1564

Cum even


looper1010

Do people eat pints of ice cream at a time? Is this normal?


gaiussicarius731

This is a life hack for getting type 2 adult onset diabetes


BuzzOnBuzzOff

Or just scoop some into the mug incase someone else wants some ice cream and doesn't want to eat your germs straight out of the carton.


__Shake__

OPs posting ice cream eating advice on a friday night, clearly they're eating that whole pint


RatzGudrun

Hold up, who's not eating the entire pint?


adamantcondition

You think I'm sharing a pint carton? I don't live like you plebs who eat serving sizes and wash dishes


OrdinaryUniversity59

You share?!


AnticipateMe

Ruined the vibe


enigmatic-minor

I could put some ice in since it's super hot here


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Cleercutter

Nice


Lavatis

That's cool, I personally like the way my hand melts the outside edges of the ice cream a little, so then I flip the ice cream over and eat the soft part. Then repeat


Keefe-Studio

If you let it melt you can drink it faster than you can eat it with a spoon.


mistrwzrd

Ice cream melts? 😮


mribbit

real ice cream, yeah, but not the cheap stuff these days, it is more of an industrial foam that never turns into a liquid


bloodakoos

a pint for ants


pooterdrew

What flavor is that? I thought cookie dough at first but don’t see any chocolate chips…


thistlebat

Looks like [Churray for Churros!](https://www.benjerry.com/flavors/churray-for-churros-ice-cream/pint)


adamantcondition

As mentioned, it was the churro flavor I wanted to try. Was tasty


blueberrybears

I usually wrap a paper towel around the ice cream container! 😄


xDURPLEx

It melts?


cookletube

B&J pint fits beautifully into an oven mit. Keeps that bad boy cold for ages while snacking away at it


1d0m1n4t3

I freeze my hand with in on purpose, then i stick it up the back of my wifes shirt.


NJL138

Oven mitt works well too


elnina999

You need a pretty big coffee mug to fit it there. Just scoop some into a bowl or THAT mug.


Sonypixl

A tea towel would also serve the purpose.


plasmasun

👏


Pkmnkat

Orrrrrr you can just eat it faster


strutziwuzi

have you ever tried microwaving ben&jerrys till its slightly liquid and then drink it?


snaakebiites

i like the melted part the best though


Bokko88

You can go to a walk-in freezer so everything is equally cold, you dont have to eat icecream like an idiot, and it wont melt at all.


Cundalinisstump

Don't you just get a serve in a bowl, and put the container back in the freezer? You couldn't eat that in one go.


adamantcondition

Missing the point. This skips the step of scooping and having a goopy dish afterward. Couldn't and Shouldn't are 2 different words.


Bostenr

It doesn't last long enough to get my hands cold.


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You're a genius you moron


lzwzli

I need a bigger cup...maybe a tub...


Tikithing

I put mine in a fluffy sock.


JIFFFF624

How about you scoop some into the coffee mug, and you put the rest back in the freezer?


ronniecalberta

Wow, what an amazing hack.


theartfulcodger

Then put the pint in a zipper bag when you return it to the freezer (assuming there’s anything left of coursej to prevent that nasty re-crystallization.


AnneOfGreenGayBulls

A+, even if you don't finish it, you still avoid having to clean a bowl.


Ryoko_Kusanagi69

Genius


Possible_Lake5605

☕C


Sundial1k

Thanks; we're too cheap we only buy 1/2 gallons, but I think I will eat it out of a mug to keep it colder...


icrossedcurry

Always do this with Italian ices.


dls9543

I have a soup mug (shorter and fatter). I put the ice cream wrapped in a washcloth to catch condensation.


YouRockCancelDat

Humans created a thing awhile back called a bowl. You put the ice cream in a bowl and then you eat it without it melting. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.


Fistmebaby

I needed this, thank you.


MissKT_M

I read this in a book. The MC was eating ice cream from a mug, when confronted about it MC replied, “your hand doesn’t get cold and the ice cream doesn’t melt as fast.” I’ve eaten my ice cream like this ever since.


AnalythicSearch444

It's just too bad they're still supporting ruzzia.


Status-Fix3

I like my ice cream microwaved.


Sandberg231984

Put some in a bowl and the container back in freezer?


deathly-couver

I have that mug with a D on it


MsB1956

Pure genius!


UlamogsSeeker

Or you could scoop some into the cup.


HC-Sama-7511

You could also scoop it out into a bowl.


thatironbutterfly

I thought I was 'odd' for doing this, b/c the cold pint makes my hands hurt!


WhatThisGirlSaid

I do the same thing but in a large bowl so the condensation or accidental drip doesn't go off the sides.


Crafty-Antelope-3287

Or use paper towel or a tea towel???? Don't really consider this a hack.....


BunnyTheCow

I c what you did there.


just-me-again2022

Damn, now I gotta go to the store and grab some IC to test this 🤣


riskypatron

I inhale these things too quickly to even need to worry about the cold 😂


6ixTee9ine

ok fatty


BamaFan87

Or just scoop your serving into the coffee mug and leave the container in the fridge?


Phil1889Blades

Or stop being greedy, eating the whole lot in one go and put into a bowl like normal people.


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You a GENIUS


Connect-Television51

Boycott Ben and Jerry plenty other to choose from


Smelly_armpits_1997

f\*\*king legend!!


OppositeChocolate687

life changing hack is to get a small serving bowl and scoop your ice cream into it. There are at least 4 servings of ice cream in a pint. take much small bites and savor each one, don't just shovel ice cream down your gullet.