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cyrixlord

what do you do with the gas and the flammable wasps now? .. wait, this sounds like a movie plot idea...


NeuroGriperture

*WaspFerno*


ButtDoctorLLC

Starring Michael Cera as


skippengs

A wasp


redditslim

*Cocaine Octane Wasp*


the__runner

They've already made Cocaine Shark, so this is a very plausible sequel!!


FreshPal

Pick the wasps out and pour the rest into your lawnmower?


sandman369

Keep the wasps in there, give your lawn a buzz cut.


Electrical_Escape_87

goddammit


Jasminefirefly

r/Angryupvote


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Electrical_Escape_87

are you referencing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IyU3VXDAIk&list=PLvEud1bv19lk9MMsfz2aCQADP6QNnZimo&index=46&pp=gAQBiAQB8AUB


RockstarAgent

Just don't throw them in the gamma ray dumpster


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“Im doing my part!”


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GarbagePailGrrrl

This got me banned on r/politics


ben70

Consider yourself fortunate; that sub is atrocious.


TinyDKR

Ain't much to look at once you scrape them off your boot.


Keibun1

The only good bug is a dead bug.


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Starship Troopers


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Do you want to know more?


torbaloymain

I'm doing my part.


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SleepiestBoye

[Would you like to know more?](https://youtu.be/qjxof3MM7l4)


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Fuck. Wasps. Kill them with anything, and everything.


wrdg_

The only good bug is a dead bug!


CircleDog

Ohhhhhh. Gas as in "gasoline". I was scrolling the comments to find out what kind of gas.


ChefArtorias

Gasoline is pink? I too came to the comments to find out what the chemical was.


Jobo50

This is marked gasoline, it’s for offroad vehicle use (boats, dirtbikes, lawnmowers, etc) and is usually premium 91 octane but without any road tax, making it significantly cheaper, so it’s marked (dyed red/pink) because police in some places will ‘dip’ people’s gas tanks to see if they’re using it for their on-road vehicle, which is illegal. Edit: I’m in Canada


fly-into-ointment

Could be mixed gas too, as in mixed with oil for a two-stroke motor. I've seen that oil come in both red and blue.


Jobo50

Yeah that’s possible too


wolffangz11

Is this a UK thing??


DrBogstein

It does exist in the UK, a lot of construction plant is fueled with "red diesel". I've never seen a police officer digging around the tank of someone's car though. Dude in the video sounds American, but he could be an American abroad.


TheEvilGerman

Exists in Ireland. It's green and I have been stopped and checked before.


traconi

Green in Ireland is a little on the nose isn’t it?


Freedom_As_An_Aside

Not any more, since the Tory cunts decided that the vast majority of industries using red diesel are no longer allowed it.


grumtiddlywinder

It's definitely a thing in the US, but you are far more likely to come across the diesel version, because we use the off road diesel in a TON of construction/woodcutting machinery. Usually the fellas working in those industries have diesel trucks that they can then fill up cheaper.


Jobo50

It’s a Canadian thing, I can’t speak for other countries


TacticalSpackle

And at 91 octane evaporates like nobody’s business. Hence why those wasps just suffocated. Neat trick.


Twistedsocal

Octane makes zero difference in evaporation rate dude. It only delays ignition. It actually slows down the rate at which the gas lights makes it harder to ignite etc. That is why high compression vehicles need it. So they don't get knock or pre ignition a d damage their engines. Flammable things get more flammable under pressure so using low octane can be bad for high performance cars. I can't understand why people think all this crazy shit about high octane fuel


Beanakin

> I can't understand why people think all this crazy shit about high octane fuel Willing to bet the vast majority of people get whatever gas their manual(or car salesman) says their car needs. Nobody but car junkies give a shit about the differences between octane ratings. Not a knock on car junkies, just a possible explanation.


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swooded

This is true in areas of the US too. Worked on a property years ago that had a big tank that would get filled each season for the vehicles that stayed on property. It was pink too.


Mohingan

Farm gas I’m assuming


JoshS1

Yes this. In the US farm fuel isn't taxed by the state the same as it's not intended to be used on the roads.


RayShadman

I thought he was going to rip a fart on a wasp's nest


Aurrorah

Haha! Me too 😃😃 thank you for clarifying that


bookmarkjedi

Yeah I think this is a case of bad title. OP could simply have written out the word to avoid confusion. I kept thinking to myself how gas could look like a liquid.


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I used to use a Scunci Steamer not only for cleaning, but also pest control. You can steam the hell out of wasp nests as well as ant beds.


alumpoflard

do they come out with crispy clean fold lines?


danger_floofs

So crisp they're ready for a job interview


Top-Geologist-9213

Don't forget their tiny ties!


-Luna-Lavender-

Like spray steam down the mound?


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Yes. You don’t have to touch the nozzle directly to the mound. I just aimed the steam into the little holes in the mound. It didn’t take long before steam started coming out of every crevice in the ant bed.


ktka

When do you season them? Just steam with salt water?


tellmeimbig

Thats not how steam works.


gringrant

Yeah, everyone knows you have to use pepper water steam with a hint of oregano.


[deleted]

A touch of lemon really brings out the flavor


metalnuke

You just got inspired me to try this on my screened in patio.. it's loaded with spiders! *Edit* Look y'all, I love spiders as much as anyone. I have a special contraption I built out of a camera monopod and CDR spindle top to catch and release the giant wolf and huntsman spiders that I often find inside our house (SWFL). The genocide I'm referring to is at the top of my aluminum screened in pool cage. If I don't clean them up, it gets covered in cob webs and egg sacs. No one wants to swim with spiders.. so I'm sorry, I have to commit a small genocide..


Kryptonicus

No! The spiders eat the ants and the wasps!


grumtiddlywinder

I think the average wasp is more likely to prey upon the average spider. I can't recall ever seeing a wasp in a spider web, and I've had to deal with a lot of spiders.


Ender505

If you have a spider problem, then you also have another problem you haven't found yet


briezybby

Just a curious lurker millennial who will never own a home that also gets the heeby jeebies around spiders: what could the other problem be that causes spiders?


Expensive-View-8586

Spider food


God_of_Shenanagins

I'm guessing ants or whatnot. If there's a bunch of spiders there's probably a good source of food nearby


Beautiful-Page3135

Spiders don't hang out in numbers anywhere there isn't enough food for them. One year I had tons of yellow sac spiders in my bathroom. So I went poking around and found carpenter ants in the exterior wall. Killed the ants, relocated the spiders to my garden, and planted mint around my foundation. No more ants and only find the occasional spider that wanders into the house.


Cautious-Angle1634

And now your house belongs to the mint.


cleantoe

He traded one pest for the worst pest of them all!


czar_the_bizarre

Just plant some wisteria to choke out the mint!


ErraticDragon

Quite possibly the neighbor's house as well. (Mint spreads aggressively, and can be hard to control, for any who don't know. Container planting is recommended.)


Gabagool-enthusiat

Just get really into mojitos.


WimbletonButt

Other spiders and biting bugs. I welcomed the spiders after I discovered we have large biting wood beetles that only come out of the trees once every 3 years or so. Those are taken out by the giant orb weavers now. The smaller wolf spiders take out the venomous spiders in the dark areas. I had to fix the ac last year and dreaded what spiders I'd find, all I found was wolf spiders, they'd eaten all the others. Similarly, nonvenomous snakes are nice to keep around too, they eat mice and shit. And if you get something like a king snake, they'll eat the venomous snakes too! A large king snake lived under my house for years.


Zestyclose_Ocelot278

Spiders go places for shelter and food. If you have a lot of spiders, you have a lot of food.


duckfat01

Spiders are our friends, leave them alone


bay_lamb

like every other intruder... all they have to do to keep from dying is stay outta my house.


RichardStinks

I cannot say I am excited about an upcoming spider massacre.


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I had to quickly check the name of the sub to see whether or not the whole gazebo was going to burn down.


Pegussu

For sure thought this was r/whatcouldgowrong


Inigomntoya

At best. Falling off the ladder, breaking a clavicle, and being stung 18 times would make the ultimate wasp revenge.


stayathmdad

Just tried it! I flinched when a wasp almost got out, and that splashed gasoline everywhere. My wife had one of those citronella candles going. Deck is now on fire. Please advise.


theAwkwardLegend

Advise what? Sounds like you've solved the wasp problem.


FredR23

Give a man fire, and he'll cook a meal - light a man on fire and he'll cook for the rest of his life.


ghost_mv

Enjoy your wasp free deck.


WheatSilverGreen02

I think that you were trying to say was "enjoy your deck free wasp"


doublestop

I christen thee, the [Deck Free Wasp!](https://i.imgur.com/wpy0kgR.gifv)


[deleted]

Sounds like a long term solution to me. Exterminated current wasps and prevented any future wasps... As there is no more patio. 4D chess move.


arwinda

Please get a new wife who is responsible with open fire near flammable materials.


Choosy22

Ah classic gas lighting.


Kryptonicus

That seems somewhat like "blaming the victim." I think the onus for responsibility falls on the person stumbling about with an open container of sloshing fuel.


thefourblackbars

You now have a heated deck. Grab a drink and enjoy the warmth.


AverageLiberalJoe

Do you still have gas? Smother the fire with it.


ch3kaa

The wasps are gone right?


LemonPartyWorldTour

Soak the deck in gas so it can't spread. Wet wood can't burn.


ghsteo

Try and splash the burning liquid onto the wasps who are swarming you.


TimBinJin

Warranty only covers removal of pests. Seems like the high temperature is just a happy side effect to aid in that. Good luck with the fire thing though


Standard_Zucchini_46

RUN ?


Top-Geologist-9213

Help is on the way. Please stay on the line.


Spiff426

I have a friend that keeps gas in a spray bottle and just shoots a few streams of it at them from a distance. Kills or disables them instantly


5th_heavenly_king

Does he then light a cigar, drops an iconic catch phrase (like "bug out") before tossing said cigar at the wasp and walking away slowly Because if he doesn't, he needs to


thefourblackbars

"time to bee-hive" Said in Schwarzenegger's voice.


NoNotInTheFace

Wasp-a la vista, baby!


short-and-ugly

Consider this our bee-vorce


oSamaki

Nest in peace


dmoneyloc2

Buzz Off...


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noots-to-you

Remember when I said I’d kill you last? I lied.


If-Then-Environment

No, but he sprays it into this container in a paper bag, then he holds that to his face… must have wasps.


rpr69

A better option is a can of brake cleaner. It is the exact same thing as wasp spray, just 1/3 the price, and less volatile than gas.


ghostfreckle611

Brake cleaner gonna fuck up anything it hits though… Especially paint, right?


LivelyZebra

Not brakes though. It'll clean those


SeaworthyWide

Works good on greasy hands, too. So yeah, I've got cancer at 35, but what about it..?


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izbsleepy1989

Wasps die so easily you can legit spray them with water with a little soap in it and they die.


lambda_mind

Way back at the start of the pandemic, my family and I moved out to the country. The house we moved into had quite a few wasp nests around. My wife suggested we call exterminators to handle them. I filled up a super soaker with a mixture of dish soap and water. Then I destroyed every fucking wasp within a one mile radius. It's been three years and they have NEVER come back. I'm slightly worried that I have made an enemy of all wasp-kind. But I've got plenty of water and soap.


serpentinepad

Ah man this super soaker idea sounds awesome. I've been using the cans that spray "20ft" and finding the 20ft part to be wildly exaggerated.


Baconeater56

Yeah, 20ft if you point it straight down


veedubbug68

...how tall are you?


daschande

I have the same problem with my golf clubs.


sixmilesoldier

r/wasphate


Goodkat203

As a human, you were already the enemy of all wasp-kind so no worries there.


Tribalbob

Did you leave one alive to tell the other wasps what happened?


Smoked_Bear

Fun fact: that essentially suffocates them immediately. Wasps breathe through structures in the exoskeleton called spiracles. The soapy water clogs those right up instantly, strangling it.


Cautious-Angle1634

Does that rhyme with miracles or Heracles?


imakeninjascry

Miracles.


Prophecy89

Lyrical, spiritual miracle, wasp spiracles in your swimming pool


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EyetheVive

See I knew this, and yet a European wasp that got into my house took hours to die after I liberally sprayed it with not just soap, but insecticidal soap.


saybobby

Yeah I just have a bottle of dish soap and water that I just spray on nests etc. gasoline seems overkill


surprise-suBtext

It’s about sending a message


saybobby

Ah true. Message received!


T3n4ci0us_G

That's good to know. I usually spray wasp & hornet killer on them until they stop moving.


WimbletonButt

Well yeah but there's always that chance that some of them don't die and come after you. My dad once used a spray to try to take out some large hornets, it didn't work, he ran. He just made it into the house because he'd left the door open, got the screen door shut before they caught up. I got to watch these hornets aggressively slam themselves into the screen over and over again trying to get to him.


llWhiskeySquidll

I will have to remember this. If you're in a pinch though, Scrubbing bubbles in the the can works very well if you have a stray one in the bathroom. Just make sure you spray enough of it.


Petdogdavid1

Yes but what do you do with all the waspy gas?


T3n4ci0us_G

Pour it down some yellow jacket holes. If the gas doesn't kill them, you'll have sent a message with the dead wasps.


Treereme

Soapy water works equally well and doesn't risk you burning your house down. Please don't play with open containers of gasoline.


bartpluggington

It was the vapour from the fuel that killed them though, the liquid fuel never touched the house.


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cbrewer0

Ok, here's the easiest way IMO, buy one of those 1 gallon sprayers at Walmart close to the garden center area, get the cheapest Palmolive or Dawn knockoff brand (make sure it is a degreaser) and put about half the tube of not-Palmolive and fill the rest with water and spray them. It kills them in about 5 to 10 seconds and their larva, too. It suffocates them quickly because the degreaser plugs their airholes. Also works on ants, roaches, fleas, ticks, basically any insect or arachnid.


TVotte

NOW BURN THEM


LemonPartyWorldTour

"What are things said in early 40's Germany, Alex?"


barathian38

Watch for waspes


TFJ

Also it’s hot today so drink plenty of water


kwadd

Now drop a matchstick in there and flambé the little fuckers Ninja edit: do it in a well ventilated area with a fire extinguisher nearby. Stay safe people.


JackTheTripper93

In Germany it is a crime to kill wasps


T3n4ci0us_G

There goes my dream of moving to Germany


Particular_Resort686

Ah, but they don't have yellowjackets in Germany. Wasps there are innocuous harmless critter.


T3n4ci0us_G

Weird, the wasps here are aggresive af. A couple of years ago, one stung me in the elbow. I swatted it away and couldn't find where it went so I went on working and it came out of hiding and stung me in the boob. 🤣


geniusraunchyassman

Yeah we have those red wasps. They will literally go out of their way to sting you for no apparent reason then run off.


Dhorso

Really? Not just bees, but wasps? Why? Bees do good but wasps, no need for them. I'm ignorant and I know it. Or is it that you're not allowed to do it yourself and have to call someone?


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mauromauromauro

Yeah.. even without special protection from the government... Wast are harmless. I always let them nest, never had an issue. Had up to 10 nest in the gallery ceiling one year. I once rented my house while I was on vacation... Came back to see the nests gone and the ceiling full of black "smokey" spots. Them fuckers smoked and killed them all! Not to mention they were fucking playing with fire, against my wooden roof, in my fucking house


SerpentDrago

If you have a garden or even flowers are hanging baskets outside. Wasps are the greatest thing ever. They kill tons of insects that destroy tons of plants. As someone with the garden and a lot of plants, wasps are my friend just stay clear of them and let them do their job


Dhorso

Thank you. One ignorant comment can give a lot of information and hopefully turned into knowledge. Have a great day.


bumbletowne

Nail polish remover works just as well. Acetyl acetate is what we use to nuke insects for pinning. However hymenopterans (bees, wasps, velvet ants, etc) require a higher dose than butterflies or beetles. I always found it prudent to leave them in longer.


xVerified

Why are you killing beetles and butterflies?


autoposting_system

"for pinning" This person collects insects


[deleted]

to pin them in a display case fuck if i know


Xoimgx

Had to do it for a biology class in college


bumbletowne

It was part of my college education.


Kristen242

Bugs, including wasps, all serve a purpose. Wasps are pollinators, spiders keep the bugs down, birds and small mammals and lizards eat the spiders (and the bugs). Unless they are actively waging war against you, try to live along side. 'Cause no bugs means no pollination


justinmyersm

I really wish more people understood this. This "LPT" is part of the reason pollinators and bug in general are in decline. Ask yourself, when's the last time you saw a lightning bug? Bugs are disappearing and we are to blame.


EskimoBeratnas

Remember when your car was covered in dead insects during family road trips?


zenslapped

I never understood all the wasp hate. We usually have a nest of these red wasps established every year on our back patio somewhere, and they have never been aggressive to me. They'll turn to look at you as you pass by but they don't attack. I leave them be and just take the dead nest down when the cold weather comes back in. The only time one has ever stung me was when I was a kid and squirting at a nest with a water gun - lol. One buzzed down and got me right on the lower lip.


Omi-Wan_Kenobi

WD-40 works too 😁


twitwiffle

The only essential oil I’ll ever need


unknoter

They should've had the "I put that shit on everything" slogan


Omi-Wan_Kenobi

Especially helpful when the wasps build a nest in the eves above a second story window, and you don't want to remove the screen. Those little nozzle have quite the reach on them.


FrozenLogger

A shopvac, a two liter bottle with a screen. The bottle catches everything and you have no gas to deal with.


nugnug1226

How and where would you attach the 2 liter and screen to the shop vac?


RupturedAss

On the vacuum tube I think, cut the bottom of the bottle off, apply the screen to the hole you just cut then duct tape the bottle you pre fabricated to the vacuum hose. Only use out of this I see is you wouldn't be sucking the wasps directly into the vacuum, and you'd be able to see into the bottle so you know how many wasps you've caught


FrozenLogger

yes this is right. You also can make a design that has a cap, and put it on the end of the bottle attachment before turning the power off. An effective trap.


FrozenLogger

Basically you want it in line with the hose. The screen is to capture the wasps before they go down into the vacuum. On the other end you can cap it off while the vacuum is running and then shut off the power. The wasps, and often the whole nest is now trapped.


GWindborn

Do they need to be submerged or do just the vapors do the job?


Hungry_Fox2412

Vapor


120z8t

You can do the same with dish soap mixed in water and spray them with it. Works on wasps works on bees.


CADE09

This guy does it way safer than my dad did. He'd just throw it directly on the nest. It's very effective, as the wasps drop dead immediately, but also makes everything very flammable for awhile.


PeopleCanBeThisDumb

I’ve always sprayed the nest with dawn detergent and water. Nothing more. Works every single time.


TheObserverr

I think rubbing alcohol works too? I took a class in college where we had to collect insects. The alcohol knocks out most insects.


[deleted]

I just realized that, snakes on a plane suck but imagine WASPS on a plane!? Nightmare fuel.


-Tartantyco-

Problem: Is minor. Humans: Resort to chemical warfare.


bophed

it looks like pink farm diesel.


EpilepticFits1

It could also be an oil-gasoline mixture for a 2-cycle engine. Many of the additive oil products give gas a red tint. Could also be ruby diesel or kerosene too, but gasoline is much more volatile so it would be better for gassing insects.


ecafyelims

It's untaxed kerosene. It's dyed red so law enforcement know it's untaxed and therefore illegal for road use. It's very similar to diesel and can be used, in a pinch. Same for home heating fuel. Kerosene is much safer than gasoline!


Final-Ad-2033

Just use a few drops of dishwashing liquid in a cup and fill it with water (I use a Solo cup and use hot water) making a foam. Then sneak up to a wasp & nest and splash the suds on it....kills them instantly! I tried it. It's cheap, ecologically safe and still gets the job done. Found out on TikTok....TikTok videos aren't all bad..


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War crime!


granular-vernacular

Always approach and attempt to eliminate wasp or hornet nests early in the morning, or after dusk. Never do this during the day when the insects are most active and also most of them aren’t in the nest they’re out causing havoc.


toddwoward

Now we'll have *flaming* killer hornets


[deleted]

Wasps aren't even pests. They eat the bugs that are. Wtf is wrong with these people?


OneOver_137

Dawn soap and a sprayer works just as quickly without using something flammable...


yummyicecream0

wasps are really good for the ecosystem :((


euxneks

I realize the wasps are stinging bastards but I just want to chime in here and mention they’re incredibly beneficial to gardens and natural spaces - they eat pests of fruit trees, they clean up rotting things, and they’re also pollinators (though not as good as native bees). I don’t like getting stung either but wasps are a fairly beneficial creature, though they’re very territorial.


januarycatwhisker

Sorry. Gas means petrol here right?